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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else get really annoyed with pointless short effortless messages... literally “hey” or the worst one.... “how’s you?”

Come on people.. wack some effort in and show some personality!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short and lazy messages just make my decision easier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad it’s not just me..

Had one today literally just saying.. time to chat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else get really annoyed with pointless short effortless messages... literally “hey” or the worst one.... “how’s you?”

Come on people.. wack some effort in and show some personality!!

What things would you like to see in a message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i frequently get those kind of messages x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad it’s not just me..

Had one today literally just saying.. time to chat?

"

OH MY. That's not even a proper start. It's a pre start

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Anyone else get really annoyed with pointless short effortless messages... literally “hey” or the worst one.... “how’s you?”

Come on people.. wack some effort in and show some personality!!

"

We would send you a message but you don’t like large hairy people so that rules out Mrs Absolutebeginner

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Clever one liners are very welcome. Means I don’t even have to open a message.

Get over ourselves. We ask for better and better messages that we still ignore, what’s anyone to do???

If someone messages us (this is the good people of fab I’m referring to) “hi there” and we look at the profile and think they’re nice, we reply. Someone could send fucking war and peace or a Shakespeare sonnet, the recipient looks at the profile and thinks “fuck no” and deletes it without so much as a wistful backward glance.

We need some perspective I think.

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone else get really annoyed with pointless short effortless messages... literally “hey” or the worst one.... “how’s you?”

Come on people.. wack some effort in and show some personality!!

What things would you like to see in a message?

Personality for one... effort shown that you have read the profile and understand what we’re looking for, questions or being a bit flirty... but “hi how’s you”? God no...:

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"Sup "

Luckily you spend much more time choosing your gorgeous lingerie than saying 'sup' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been trying to chat with a woman but only get single word replies

"yes"

"no"

"nice"

"Mmm"

"maybe"

"Xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Short and lazy messages just make my decision easier. "
yo

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Short and lazy messages just make my decision easier. "
totally agree with you on this, we can't be arsed with 'em and just block.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Clever one liners are very welcome. Means I don’t even have to open a message.

Get over ourselves. We ask for better and better messages that we still ignore, what’s anyone to do???

If someone messages us (this is the good people of fab I’m referring to) “hi there” and we look at the profile and think they’re nice, we reply. Someone could send fucking war and peace or a Shakespeare sonnet, the recipient looks at the profile and thinks “fuck no” and deletes it without so much as a wistful backward glance.

We need some perspective I think.

V x

"

Agree with this one.You can use opening messages as a sift if you want to, or a stick to beat people up with.

A one liner with an interesting profile does more for me than a wordy opening message and no attraction on the profile.

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By *uriousnewbies37Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Not really annoyed but it feels like a waste of time. As a couple one of us needs our interest piqued, that won't do it!

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lazy type messages that annoys me, are question marks and chavvy text talk (bbe) (wuut) (yk) (nm). No real wording at all.

Long as the guy fits what I'm looking for, as shown on my profile, I don't mind short first messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would be moaning more if you didn't get any messages at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You would be moaning more if you didn't get any messages at all "

No.... we actually wouldn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You would be moaning more if you didn't get any messages at all "

Lol meow!

Actually no I wouldn't moan about that either. The sheer amount of time wasters (who seem to like wasting their time too), who message profiles of which they clearly haven't read, is astounding.

I'd rather no messages at all, then daily have to put up with such inconsiderate people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You would be moaning more if you didn't get any messages at all

Lol meow!

Actually no I wouldn't moan about that either. The sheer amount of time wasters (who seem to like wasting their time too), who message profiles of which they clearly haven't read, is astounding.

I'd rather no messages at all, then daily have to put up with such inconsiderate people."

Amen! 100% agreed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s one of our pet hates. We don’t even bother to respond to them.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Hate them, we won't even reply to them.

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By *haverMan
over a year ago

bracknell

Hey

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Nothing on here annoys me, I'm chill Bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate them, we won't even reply to them. "

Not even to a smoking hot woman?

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By *offee with MilkCouple
over a year ago

Over the roundabout and then turn right.


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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Let’s play barbie I’ll be ken you can be the box I cum in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let’s play barbie I’ll be ken you can be the box I cum in "

Haha! Not those one liners! Lol

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth


"Clever one liners are very welcome. Means I don’t even have to open a message.

Get over ourselves. We ask for better and better messages that we still ignore, what’s anyone to do???

If someone messages us (this is the good people of fab I’m referring to) “hi there” and we look at the profile and think they’re nice, we reply. Someone could send fucking war and peace or a Shakespeare sonnet, the recipient looks at the profile and thinks “fuck no” and deletes it without so much as a wistful backward glance.

We need some perspective I think.

V x

Agree with this one.You can use opening messages as a sift if you want to, or a stick to beat people up with.

A one liner with an interesting profile does more for me than a wordy opening message and no attraction on the profile.

"

At last, a couple of people who have a real perspective. So refreshing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been trying to chat with a woman but only get single word replies

"yes"

"no"

"nice"

"Mmm"

"maybe"

"Xxx"

"

That'd be enough for me to call it quits and not bother sending any further messages!

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could write 1 word up to 10000 same outcome lol!! Never mind the mad world of fab i what it is lol

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By *ortobello SionnachWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Short messages are great they tell you who to discard early on they certainly don't bother me

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