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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines

Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh."

I run a small shop . But I wouldn't be brave enough for that as I have regular customers and I think I'd get some strange looks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in 30 seconds?

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"Back in 30 seconds? "

Fuck me, your good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back in 30 seconds?

Fuck me, your good "

Normally I don't like to brag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh."

People can just put that in their status can't they?

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

People can just put that in their status can't they?"

Yes, only posted it as a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

People can just put that in their status can't they?

Yes, only posted it as a bit of fun "

You two do look fun lol

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

People can just put that in their status can't they?

Yes, only posted it as a bit of fun

You two do look fun lol"

We are good fun, genuine, honest and very polite, we also have very good senses of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

People can just put that in their status can't they?

Yes, only posted it as a bit of fun

You two do look fun lol

We are good fun, genuine, honest and very polite, we also have very good senses of humour "

Well if you can't have a laugh what can you have? Mind you I get accused of having a filthy laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would be really funny and kinky is if a swinger couple owning a shop put up a sign saying "Taking a break, be back in (insert relevant time)" and then have a picture or drawing of pampas grass underneath.

Only those who know would know. Heheh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would be really funny and kinky is if a swinger couple owning a shop put up a sign saying "Taking a break, be back in (insert relevant time)" and then have a picture or drawing of pampas grass underneath.

Only those who know would know. Heheh. "

Oooh nice... Maybe a back door peephole if they were exhibitionists

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

People can just put that in their status can't they?

Yes, only posted it as a bit of fun

You two do look fun lol

We are good fun, genuine, honest and very polite, we also have very good senses of humour

Well if you can't have a laugh what can you have? Mind you I get accused of having a filthy laugh "

Yep, that’s the problem we have, we shower very regular, but our minds are dirty and getting worse

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"What would be really funny and kinky is if a swinger couple owning a shop put up a sign saying "Taking a break, be back in (insert relevant time)" and then have a picture or drawing of pampas grass underneath.

Only those who know would know. Heheh. "

PMSL Got a love a bit of pampas grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

People can just put that in their status can't they?

Yes, only posted it as a bit of fun

You two do look fun lol

We are good fun, genuine, honest and very polite, we also have very good senses of humour

Well if you can't have a laugh what can you have? Mind you I get accused of having a filthy laugh

Yep, that’s the problem we have, we shower very regular, but our minds are dirty and getting worse "

Oh no! I fear I may be heading that way myself! What ever shall I do! Cold showers boil and hail Mary's go to hell! Help

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

How about

Closed because my legs are open

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

People can just put that in their status can't they?

Yes, only posted it as a bit of fun

You two do look fun lol

We are good fun, genuine, honest and very polite, we also have very good senses of humour

Well if you can't have a laugh what can you have? Mind you I get accused of having a filthy laugh

Yep, that’s the problem we have, we shower very regular, but our minds are dirty and getting worse

Oh no! I fear I may be heading that way myself! What ever shall I do! Cold showers boil and hail Mary's go to hell! Help "

So it’s race you want, see who gets there first ?

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"How about

Closed because my legs are open "

Please can I have my train of thought back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

People can just put that in their status can't they?

Yes, only posted it as a bit of fun

You two do look fun lol

We are good fun, genuine, honest and very polite, we also have very good senses of humour

Well if you can't have a laugh what can you have? Mind you I get accused of having a filthy laugh

Yep, that’s the problem we have, we shower very regular, but our minds are dirty and getting worse

Oh no! I fear I may be heading that way myself! What ever shall I do! Cold showers boil and hail Mary's go to hell! Help

So it’s race you want, see who gets there first ? "

First time in this forum that I've been told coming first is a good thing

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Back in 15 mins....gone for a perv"

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

People can just put that in their status can't they?

Yes, only posted it as a bit of fun

You two do look fun lol

We are good fun, genuine, honest and very polite, we also have very good senses of humour

Well if you can't have a laugh what can you have? Mind you I get accused of having a filthy laugh

Yep, that’s the problem we have, we shower very regular, but our minds are dirty and getting worse

Oh no! I fear I may be heading that way myself! What ever shall I do! Cold showers boil and hail Mary's go to hell! Help

So it’s race you want, see who gets there first ?

First time in this forum that I've been told coming first is a good thing"

Haha, cumming first for the female is always good, but my race is with another dirty minded member about who’s seeing Satan first due to having a very unclean mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

People can just put that in their status can't they?

Yes, only posted it as a bit of fun

You two do look fun lol

We are good fun, genuine, honest and very polite, we also have very good senses of humour

Well if you can't have a laugh what can you have? Mind you I get accused of having a filthy laugh

Yep, that’s the problem we have, we shower very regular, but our minds are dirty and getting worse

Oh no! I fear I may be heading that way myself! What ever shall I do! Cold showers boil and hail Mary's go to hell! Help

So it’s race you want, see who gets there first ?

First time in this forum that I've been told coming first is a good thing

Haha, cumming first for the female is always good, but my race is with another dirty minded member about who’s seeing Satan first due to having a very unclean mind "

Coming first to see Satan? Wonder if he has a big cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh."

out for a quickie back in two shakes

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

People can just put that in their status can't they?

Yes, only posted it as a bit of fun

You two do look fun lol

We are good fun, genuine, honest and very polite, we also have very good senses of humour

Well if you can't have a laugh what can you have? Mind you I get accused of having a filthy laugh

Yep, that’s the problem we have, we shower very regular, but our minds are dirty and getting worse

Oh no! I fear I may be heading that way myself! What ever shall I do! Cold showers boil and hail Mary's go to hell! Help

So it’s race you want, see who gets there first ?

First time in this forum that I've been told coming first is a good thing

Haha, cumming first for the female is always good, but my race is with another dirty minded member about who’s seeing Satan first due to having a very unclean mind

Coming first to see Satan? Wonder if he has a big cock? "

Think he has a trident, he spit roasts three at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.

People can just put that in their status can't they?

Yes, only posted it as a bit of fun

You two do look fun lol

We are good fun, genuine, honest and very polite, we also have very good senses of humour

Well if you can't have a laugh what can you have? Mind you I get accused of having a filthy laugh

Yep, that’s the problem we have, we shower very regular, but our minds are dirty and getting worse

Oh no! I fear I may be heading that way myself! What ever shall I do! Cold showers boil and hail Mary's go to hell! Help

So it’s race you want, see who gets there first ?

First time in this forum that I've been told coming first is a good thing

Haha, cumming first for the female is always good, but my race is with another dirty minded member about who’s seeing Satan first due to having a very unclean mind

Coming first to see Satan? Wonder if he has a big cock?

Think he has a trident, he spit roasts three at a time "

.

Hang on.. Two of you.. One of me... It doesn't matter if we draw

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"Some times you see on shop doors closed for lunch or back in a while.

How do people feel about leaving on there status, “Closed for playtime” or a symbol to put on there showing there having naughty fun.

Just a random thought for a laugh.out for a quickie back in two shakes "

Do you need to shake it after a quickie ?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"What would be really funny and kinky is if a swinger couple owning a shop put up a sign saying "Taking a break, be back in (insert relevant time)" and then have a picture or drawing of pampas grass underneath.

Only those who know would know. Heheh. "

I'd have no idea what it ment and just storm off as i can't use the shop lol. What does it mean then?

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"What would be really funny and kinky is if a swinger couple owning a shop put up a sign saying "Taking a break, be back in (insert relevant time)" and then have a picture or drawing of pampas grass underneath.

Only those who know would know. Heheh.

I'd have no idea what it ment and just storm off as i can't use the shop lol. What does it mean then? "

Really ? Is FAB good for you if you don’t know ? Lol

Google it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pity the poor folk who own pampas grass shops...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also I can't believe I just goggled Satan cock and enjoyed it

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"Pity the poor folk who own pampas grass shops... "

Ha ha well there goes nearly ever garden center and most of the DIY shops in the UK.

Such a shame we wanted to renew our potted ones. Oh well, looks like we will have to find another way of letting people know that we play.

Was a bit old fashioned anyway, especially as people have to ask what it was supposed to mean ? We’ve must of made a mistake of thinking that people knew ? Postman, milkman and the baker are going to be frustrated and confused now. Wow we’ve just thought of a sign, maybe a picture of pampas grass in a wheelchair ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pity the poor folk who own pampas grass shops...

Ha ha well there goes nearly ever garden center and most of the DIY shops in the UK.

Such a shame we wanted to renew our potted ones. Oh well, looks like we will have to find another way of letting people know that we play.

Was a bit old fashioned anyway, especially as people have to ask what it was supposed to mean ? We’ve must of made a mistake of thinking that people knew ? Postman, milkman and the baker are going to be frustrated and confused now. Wow we’ve just thought of a sign, maybe a picture of pampas grass in a wheelchair ? "

OH no! Pampas grass and a lawn mower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pity the poor folk who own pampas grass shops...

Ha ha well there goes nearly ever garden center and most of the DIY shops in the UK.

Such a shame we wanted to renew our potted ones. Oh well, looks like we will have to find another way of letting people know that we play.

Was a bit old fashioned anyway, especially as people have to ask what it was supposed to mean ? We’ve must of made a mistake of thinking that people knew ? Postman, milkman and the baker are going to be frustrated and confused now. Wow we’ve just thought of a sign, maybe a picture of pampas grass in a wheelchair ?

OH no! Pampas grass and a lawn mower? "

Ya know... do some landscaping before the visitors arrive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pity the poor folk who own pampas grass shops...

Ha ha well there goes nearly ever garden center and most of the DIY shops in the UK.

Such a shame we wanted to renew our potted ones. Oh well, looks like we will have to find another way of letting people know that we play.

Was a bit old fashioned anyway, especially as people have to ask what it was supposed to mean ? We’ve must of made a mistake of thinking that people knew ? Postman, milkman and the baker are going to be frustrated and confused now. Wow we’ve just thought of a sign, maybe a picture of pampas grass in a wheelchair ?

OH no! Pampas grass and a lawn mower?

Ya know... do some landscaping before the visitors arrive... "

Either mow it away or let it grow like a jungle

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Too hot for fab

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines

Just a status thing or sign.

Going down silly roads now, shame not a lot of couples haven’t joined in for a bit of a joke, just the single guys, says a lot

(Female half the couple that posted)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a status thing or sign.

Going down silly roads now, shame not a lot of couples haven’t joined in for a bit of a joke, just the single guys, says a lot

(Female half the couple that posted)"

Was fun. Another time maybe

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By *laytimetwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staines

Well we did enjoy the laughter, short and disappointing, off to replant the pampas grass and do then cook dinner. Lol

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

Push the door if that dont work

Pull the door if that dont work

We.re shut !!!

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