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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many of you douche before a meet, especially when anal play is involved?

For us it's an absolute essential part of the getting clean process but after reading a few posts on here it's clear that some don't which surprised us.

Do you expect your meet to have had a good clean inside and out??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got some for 3,99 of love-honey in the sale .. douching kits .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always, plus i finish off with a little bit of baby oil in final rinse, it helps smooth the way lol

i got my kit of a gay website, and its brills,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always, plus i finish off with a little bit of baby oil in final rinse, it helps smooth the way lol

i got my kit of a gay website, and its brills,"

Oooo, I hadn't thought of the baby oil in final rinse, makes sense! I'll be giving that a go next time!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

got my kit from love honey

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"got my kit from love honey"

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

douche*

cant spell lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol"

My son found mine and i quickly said it was for dewaxing ears after using olive oil, anyway i came in one day and he had it in his ear and i had to keep my mouth shut!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

My son found mine and i quickly said it was for dewaxing ears after using olive oil, anyway i came in one day and he had it in his ear and i had to keep my mouth shut!! "

Reminds me of when my son found my durex lube. I'd removed the wrapper so it was just a plain bottle ...... he walked past me one morning stinking of cherry ..... he'd used it as hair gel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

My son found mine and i quickly said it was for dewaxing ears after using olive oil, anyway i came in one day and he had it in his ear and i had to keep my mouth shut!! "

lmfao!!

the douche kit is actually the least offending item my kids could come across in this house!

If you have a shower where the head comes off you could use that. It's actually much more efficient than any of the douche kits. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

My son found mine and i quickly said it was for dewaxing ears after using olive oil, anyway i came in one day and he had it in his ear and i had to keep my mouth shut!! "

lmao that kinda cute

mine are 18 and 19 tho they would know what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

My son found mine and i quickly said it was for dewaxing ears after using olive oil, anyway i came in one day and he had it in his ear and i had to keep my mouth shut!!

lmao that kinda cute

mine are 18 and 19 tho they would know what it is "

My son is 21 lol that is what made it so funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

My son found mine and i quickly said it was for dewaxing ears after using olive oil, anyway i came in one day and he had it in his ear and i had to keep my mouth shut!!

lmao that kinda cute

mine are 18 and 19 tho they would know what it is

My son is 21 lol that is what made it so funny lol "

gerrof lol

girls just must grow up quicker than boy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

My son found mine and i quickly said it was for dewaxing ears after using olive oil, anyway i came in one day and he had it in his ear and i had to keep my mouth shut!!

lmao that kinda cute

mine are 18 and 19 tho they would know what it is

My son is 21 lol that is what made it so funny lol "

hahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

My son found mine and i quickly said it was for dewaxing ears after using olive oil, anyway i came in one day and he had it in his ear and i had to keep my mouth shut!!

lmao that kinda cute

mine are 18 and 19 tho they would know what it is

My son is 21 lol that is what made it so funny lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this what Musical Youth were singing about back in the early 80's.............Pass The douche to the left hand side?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"How many of you douche before a meet, especially when anal play is involved?

For us it's an absolute essential part of the getting clean process but after reading a few posts on here it's clear that some don't which surprised us.

Do you expect your meet to have had a good clean inside and out??"

enema here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this what Musical Youth were singing about back in the early 80's.............Pass The douche to the left hand side? "

Shockingly bad

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By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

I always douche before a meet...like the tip with the baby oil on final flush.

A word of warning though..don't use the shower head to douche as the water pressure is too strong and can cause internal damage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many of you douche before a meet, especially when anal play is involved?

For us it's an absolute essential part of the getting clean process but after reading a few posts on here it's clear that some don't which surprised us.

Do you expect your meet to have had a good clean inside and out??"

Always douche prior to a meet, you never know what your gonna get up to..or have up

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By *abybeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I douche regularly anway and always before fun keeps things flexible shall we say, u can never plan too far ahaead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is what surprises us about dogging .... something we have never done due to the cleanliness issues .... not many ways to keep fresh & clean in car parks and woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i find a shower works well , but i do start to enjoy the full feeling a bit much ,

also as it washes everything out , more seems to come back quicker , and i have a dribbly bum yuk !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol"

You're not the first person to say this about their kids and I'm still amazed! Don't you teach your children boundaries?!!

It would NEVER cross my kids mind to open my mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

You're not the first person to say this about their kids and I'm still amazed! Don't you teach your children boundaries?!!

It would NEVER cross my kids mind to open my mail."

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

You're not the first person to say this about their kids and I'm still amazed! Don't you teach your children boundaries?!!

It would NEVER cross my kids mind to open my mail."

You've got them trained right then

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

You're not the first person to say this about their kids and I'm still amazed! Don't you teach your children boundaries?!!

It would NEVER cross my kids mind to open my mail."

It wouldn't cross my kids minds either, but I think that's just cos they are lazy buggers who never do anything without being asked! haha

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

You're not the first person to say this about their kids and I'm still amazed! Don't you teach your children boundaries?!!

It would NEVER cross my kids mind to open my mail.

+1"

i am often shocked by things people let their kids get away with...my mail and my bedroom are private.

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre


"Is this what Musical Youth were singing about back in the early 80's.............Pass The douche to the left hand side? "

I think that song was "Pass the Dutchie", dutchie being cannabis

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

You're not the first person to say this about their kids and I'm still amazed! Don't you teach your children boundaries?!!

It would NEVER cross my kids mind to open my mail.

+1

i am often shocked by things people let their kids get away with...my mail and my bedroom are private."

Indeed imagine the row if you opened their mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this what Musical Youth were singing about back in the early 80's.............Pass The douche to the left hand side?

I think that song was "Pass the Dutchie", dutchie being cannabis"

I thought it referred to "dutchie" being a cooking pot used in jamaica

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle


"How many of you douche before a meet, especially when anal play is involved?"

I do, even though I don't expect any anal play there might be the possibility so, it's almost like wearing a clean pair of panties every time you go out the door in case you get knoocked down by a bus, xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

My son found mine and i quickly said it was for dewaxing ears after using olive oil, anyway i came in one day and he had it in his ear and i had to keep my mouth shut!!

lmfao!!

the douche kit is actually the least offending item my kids could come across in this house!

If you have a shower where the head comes off you could use that. It's actually much more efficient than any of the douche kits. xx "

Never heard of this before i joined fabs, have now had a dual thing fitted to my shower with a value so i can switch between so don't even have to change the head.

Only need to remember to change or hide if i get a family visit. Joys of living on your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a joint and etiquette is that u pass to the person on left....not that i know lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"i wouldnt dare buy a douch kit, even tho id like one, my kids always open anything that comes in a box cause they nosey sods and i would hate for them to open that lol

My son found mine and i quickly said it was for dewaxing ears after using olive oil, anyway i came in one day and he had it in his ear and i had to keep my mouth shut!!

lmfao!!

the douche kit is actually the least offending item my kids could come across in this house!

If you have a shower where the head comes off you could use that. It's actually much more efficient than any of the douche kits. xx

Never heard of this before i joined fabs, have now had a dual thing fitted to my shower with a value so i can switch between so don't even have to change the head.

Only need to remember to change or hide if i get a family visit. Joys of living on your own.

"

comes over and pokes around in your bathroom..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my first one today and wow, and its all thanks to this post. I'll definately be doing it before every meet now and maybe during every shower i have now.

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By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"I had my first one today and wow, and its all thanks to this post. I'll definately be doing it before every meet now and maybe during every shower i have now. "

No...not every shower you have as it will weaken the internal lining....just as and when you need to for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many of you douche before a meet, especially when anal play is involved?

For us it's an absolute essential part of the getting clean process but after reading a few posts on here it's clear that some don't which surprised us.

Do you expect your meet to have had a

good clean inside and out??"

We always do, best be nice clean and safe knowing it's going to be fun without worry

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"I had my first one today and wow, and its all thanks to this post. I'll definately be doing it before every meet now and maybe during every shower i have now.

No...not every shower you have as it will weaken the internal lining....just as and when you need to for a meet"

maybe he only showers once a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had my first one today and wow, and its all thanks to this post. I'll definately be doing it before every meet now and maybe during every shower i have now. "

If just one person finds the benefits of douching thru this post then I have done my job haha. Glad you enjoyed!! xx

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Do you expect your meet to have had a good clean inside and out??"

Yes I once certainly thought it went without saying, but let's just say I take nothing for granted now I am a little older and wiser.... I don't think it's too much to expect someone to be clean, but I don't assume any more, I ask! Don't find out the hard way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you expect your meet to have had a good clean inside and out??

Yes I once certainly thought it went without saying, but let's just say I take nothing for granted now I am a little older and wiser.... I don't think it's too much to expect someone to be clean, but I don't assume any more, I ask! Don't find out the hard way

"

Or the shit way! xx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

If its their first time and all they know of it is watching pornos....

Let them find out the hard way LOL...

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By *inkypervertMan
over a year ago

Durham


"How many of you douche before a meet, especially when anal play is involved?"

Always!!


"For us it's an absolute essential part of the getting clean process but after reading a few posts on here it's clear that some don't which surprised us."

ugh... that's nasty...


"Do you expect your meet to have had a good clean inside and out?"

Always!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Luisa always douche before anal sex and id expect anyone wanting anal from steve or me, to be just as clean. Otherwise its a total no no. And i do love my anal sex. Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have left my shower kit in my shower at home. I am now on a weeks holiday and praying none of my housemates stray into my ensuite and find a pink cock attachment shower head in there!!

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