FabSwingers.com forum: lies... all lies

By *onathan14 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I lie about my age, my endowment, and my looks and physique please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I lie about my age, my endowment, and my looks and physique please..."

and this will benefit you how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I lie about my age, my endowment, and my looks and physique please..."
yes

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You can. Whether that will benefit you is another matter.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Crack on, loads of others do!

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can I lie about my age, my endowment, and my looks and physique please...

and this will benefit you how?"

It will benefit in the same way it benefits all the others that do it, and they are numerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you can. It’s standard single guy practice. Girls would be disappointed and think you were weird if you didn’t. Throw in some pushy as well for good measure. Girls really like that

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By *ortobello SionnachWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can I lie about my age, my endowment, and my looks and physique please..."

Sure go with the flow you won't be on your own doing that here.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Should last just up until the moment you physically meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure. Why do you want too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who gives a toss

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By *onathan14 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm a scouser... I'm supposed to

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By *onathan14 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Seems natural...

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By *onathan14 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Thought so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can lie, or you can be honest, either way you can be on this site a while before you get your first meet as a single male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you didn't say height phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you."

if it makes your wotsits cheezier...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you.

if it makes your wotsits cheezier..."

You can never have enough of cheeeeeze

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By *onathan14 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Thanks all .

It's was poking fun but it measures how you all think.

Personally. .

I am what I am-imperfect- hopeless but generally honest.

My age is mature

My physique is younger than I am

My mental age is 20

My eagerness is legendary

My looks -very old

My outlook- who cares I have fun.

However I genuinely love ladies and absolutely love the swinging scene. But I'll still lie about my age - I'm a scouser... ynwa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you.

if it makes your wotsits cheezier...

You can never have enough of cheeeeeze"

I just scratched my arsehole and forgot its made my wotsits a bit spicy...

mmm last nights vindaloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you.

if it makes your wotsits cheezier...

You can never have enough of cheeeeeze

I just scratched my arsehole and forgot its made my wotsits a bit spicy...

mmm last nights vindaloo "

Next time put some clothes on when you eat Wotsits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you.

if it makes your wotsits cheezier...

You can never have enough of cheeeeeze

I just scratched my arsehole and forgot its made my wotsits a bit spicy...

mmm last nights vindaloo

Next time put some clothes on when you eat Wotsits."

I did!

last week

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you."

Sounds like quite a high percentage of the Adonis sex Gods on here.

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By *onathan14 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

The thing is here... I'm very humble and only post for a laugh.

I hope you enjoy my thinking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of women put "fabulous" as a body type.

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

"Lots of women put "fabulous" as a body type."

No they tick the box that the site provides for fabulous which is the opposite end of the scale to thin you best go give the site owners a roasting for their positioning and wording of said box.

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you."

To be fair they only eat wotsits in the south up north they eat pork scratchings as the pork grease lubricated their wanking hand.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Can I lie about my age, my endowment, and my looks and physique please..."
knock off 3 years and add 3 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of women put "fabulous" as a body type.

No they tick the box that the site provides for fabulous which is the opposite end of the scale to thin you best go give the site owners a roasting for their positioning and wording of said box. "

Nerve seems to have been hit there??

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