FabSwingers.com forum: Been thinking about elephants

By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

How would you put one in a fridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With great difficulty

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

That would be some tusk!

No I can't start with more puns I'm going to sleep

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west

I never put an elephant in the fridge, not on your nelly

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Yorkshire accent, ears nowt to flap abart

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

And thanks.

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Why has an Elephant got 4 Feet ?

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Hed look a bit daft with 6 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be easier if the fridge was empty at the start. You could even try removing the shelves to make more space.

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feet first

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"How would you put one in a fridge?"

Ask the giraffe and lion to move over a bit?

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Why have ducks got flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why have elephants got flat feet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why have ducks got flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why have elephants got flat feet?"

To stamp out the ducks?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Why have ducks got flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why have elephants got flat feet?"

Poor orthopaedic support?

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Why have ducks got flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why have elephants got flat feet?

To stamp out the ducks? "

Ha ha yes, to stamp out burning ducks.

Why do elephants paint there toenails red?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be easier if the fridge was empty at the start. You could even try removing the shelves to make more space.

Hope this helps"

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