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"I don't fin-k so ??" Soooo going to bed. 
Tomorrow is a new day... | |||
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"No need to be koi" No need to carp on about it either | |||
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"No need to be koi" I feel out of plaice. Think there is a glitch in the matrix. | |||
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"No need to be koi I feel out of plaice. Think there is a glitch in the matrix." Come on guys you're just krilling it now! | |||
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"Stop whaleing on about it Not bad, cod do batter...." Are we going to treat this guys thread with respect, or fillet with puns?  | |||
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"I r-eel-y need to know the answer to this" I'm taking the time to mullet over | |||
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"Stop whaleing on about it Not bad, cod do batter.... Are we going to treat this guys thread with respect, or fillet with puns? "Never trust unlicensed puns, always check they're ofishal | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....)" Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun  | |||
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"Stop whaleing on about it Not bad, cod do batter.... Are we going to treat this guys thread with respect, or fillet with puns?
Never trust unlicensed puns, always check they're ofishal"I don't want to get tide up in red tape though | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun "Are you shore? | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore? "Dolphinately  | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately "OK, I turtley believe you | |||
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"Have you tried taking a dip down Memory Lake? it's in Alaska." Be more pacific | |||
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"Have you tried taking a dip down Memory Lake? it's in Alaska. Be more pacific" I see what you did there! Cool | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you"Hoki, if you say so! | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Who’s fishing for compliments however it is turning in to a Brill thread.
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!" | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!"Water we talking about again?  | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again? "That’s tenuous | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
That’s tenuous "Are you porpoisely trying to annoy me?  | |||
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"My name is alex zander I am sitting on a perch thinking there is an incredulous tench and I wish it smelt better" I'm sorry, I can't kelp you | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again? "Prawnography? | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography? "Dirty beach | |||
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"My name is alex zander I am sitting on a perch thinking there is an incredulous tench and I wish it smelt better I'm sorry, I can't kelp you" Anyfin is possible, don't trout yourself! | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach"You Betta believe it! | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it! "That's otter than hell | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell "It is, I'm not even squidding!  | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding! "Let minnow if I can help | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help "This could get a-trout-cious really quickly | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help
This could get a-trout-cious really quickly "Let's seal the deal then | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help
This could get a-trout-cious really quickly
Let's seal the deal then "Your plaice or mine? | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help
This could get a-trout-cious really quickly
Let's seal the deal then
Your plaice or mine? "Let me mullet over | |||
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"On a “scale”of one to “tench”, this thread would get a one, it’s starting to “flounder” " Pollocks!!! It's coming along swimmingly! | |||
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"On a “scale”of one to “tench”, this thread would get a one, it’s starting to “flounder” " Don't be crabby | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help
This could get a-trout-cious really quickly
Let's seal the deal then
Your plaice or mine?
Let me mullet over "Grab the oppor-tuna-ty before salmon else does | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help
This could get a-trout-cious really quickly
Let's seal the deal then
Your plaice or mine?
Let me mullet over
Grab the oppor-tuna-ty before salmon else does "I think I've pooled | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help
This could get a-trout-cious really quickly
Let's seal the deal then
Your plaice or mine?
Let me mullet over
Grab the oppor-tuna-ty before salmon else does
I think I've pooled "I'll shoal you mine if you shoal me yours | |||
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"On a “scale”of one to “tench”, this thread would get a one, it’s starting to “flounder” Don't be crabby" Eely Sorry , sometimes I don’t tow the line | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help
This could get a-trout-cious really quickly
Let's seal the deal then
Your plaice or mine?
Let me mullet over
Grab the oppor-tuna-ty before salmon else does
I think I've pooled
I'll shoal you mine if you shoal me yours
"Calamari me | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help
This could get a-trout-cious really quickly
Let's seal the deal then
Your plaice or mine?
Let me mullet over
Grab the oppor-tuna-ty before salmon else does
I think I've pooled
I'll shoal you mine if you shoal me yours
Calamari me "Holy Shrimp! This Scampi Happening? | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help
This could get a-trout-cious really quickly
Let's seal the deal then
Your plaice or mine?
Let me mullet over
Grab the oppor-tuna-ty before salmon else does
I think I've pooled
I'll shoal you mine if you shoal me yours
Calamari me
Holy Shrimp! This Scampi Happening?
"Its just so roe mantic | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help
This could get a-trout-cious really quickly
Let's seal the deal then
Your plaice or mine?
Let me mullet over
Grab the oppor-tuna-ty before salmon else does
I think I've pooled
I'll shoal you mine if you shoal me yours
Calamari me
Holy Shrimp! This Scampi Happening?
Its just so roe mantic "I know! I'm just glad you're not finding this too over-whale-ming | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help
This could get a-trout-cious really quickly
Let's seal the deal then
Your plaice or mine?
Let me mullet over
Grab the oppor-tuna-ty before salmon else does
I think I've pooled
I'll shoal you mine if you shoal me yours
Calamari me
Holy Shrimp! This Scampi Happening?
Its just so roe mantic
I know! I'm just glad you're not finding this too over-whale-ming "No way, this is a bream come true | |||
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"Water was the question? (Looks at reflection in bowl and thinks I’ll get me coat then....) Its ok, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a good fish pun
Are you shore?
Dolphinately
OK, I turtley believe you
Hoki, if you say so!
Water we talking about again?
Prawnography?
Dirty beach
You Betta believe it!
That's otter than hell
It is, I'm not even squidding!
Let minnow if I can help
This could get a-trout-cious really quickly
Let's seal the deal then
Your plaice or mine?
Let me mullet over
Grab the oppor-tuna-ty before salmon else does
I think I've pooled
I'll shoal you mine if you shoal me yours
Calamari me
Holy Shrimp! This Scampi Happening?
Its just so roe mantic
I know! I'm just glad you're not finding this too over-whale-ming
No way, this is a bream come true"Such a gill-ty pleasure | |||
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"And if they are do they remember.?" They've got no armpits | |||
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"And if they are do they remember.? They've got no armpits" Bit strange considering you can get fish fingers  | |||
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"And if they are do they remember.? They've got no armpits" No, however that have fun pits. | |||
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"And if they are do they remember.? They've got no armpits No, however that have fun pits." Fun, I mean to say fin. Hate paraprax errors. | |||
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"And if they are do they remember.? They've got no armpits No, however that have fun pits." and live in quarry pits. | |||
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