FabSwingers.com forum: Sit Com?

By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

We were chatting yesterday about some of the funny stories we've heard since we started swinging, and thought it would be hilarious if there was a comedy show about it.

Thoughts and funny stories please, to start you off I accidentally put one of my photos on Facebook a few months ago (7th April)

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By *ocketman20Man
over a year ago

Douglas

Neighbour two doors away replied to a message. She is also my wife’s cousin.

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Neighbour two doors away replied to a message. She is also my wife’s cousin."

How funny! Guess you'd expect that on the isle of man! Maybe set the Sit Com there? X

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By *ocketman20Man
over a year ago

Douglas

"Neighbour two doors away replied to a message. She is also my wife’s cousin.

How funny! Guess you'd expect that on the isle of man! Maybe set the Sit Com there? X"

There’s a gag about 3 legs in there too....!

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Neighbour two doors away replied to a message. She is also my wife’s cousin.

How funny! Guess you'd expect that on the isle of man! Maybe set the Sit Com there? X

There’s a gag about 3 legs in there too....!"

It's all coming together now! You have those funny cat's there too don't you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was on here as a couple a few years ago we received a message from a single guy, his message was very demanding and made it obvious it was to be has way or the highway. We weren't interested so we politely replied "Thanks for the message, but you aren't what we are looking for, but good luck with your search." he came back with "If I ever see you's in Hamilton Palace I will (insert word for sexual assault) and murder you both." now I know threats of sexual assault and murder aren't funny, but the funny part was he hadn't seen a picture of us so how he would have recognised us in Hamilton Palace. We replied "What is Hamilton Palace, is it a gay bar as we don't go to gay bars." then we blocked him.

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

"When I was on here as a couple a few years ago we received a message from a single guy, his message was very demanding and made it obvious it was to be has way or the highway. We weren't interested so we politely replied "Thanks for the message, but you aren't what we are looking for, but good luck with your search." he came back with "If I ever see you's in Hamilton Palace I will (insert word for sexual assault) and murder you both." now I know threats of sexual assault and murder aren't funny, but the funny part was he hadn't seen a picture of us so how he would have recognised us in Hamilton Palace. We replied "What is Hamilton Palace, is it a gay bar as we don't go to gay bars." then we blocked him. "

Blimey! There are some seriously thick people around x

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

One of mums neighbours clocked me walking into a club, the next day shes at my mums all flustered.

Her: well, umm, i dont know how to, umm say this... But your son, you know... Umm, well i saw him going into a.. Club.

Mum : a club?

Her : you know, one of those adult clubs.

Mum : a swingers club?

Her : well, i didnt want to be say it like that but... Yes

Mum : oh right, ok. I didnt think it was the weekend for his bdsm club

And yes she walked out quite flustered by that response

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