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L has crashed my Land Rover!!!

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I got it when it was young.

It was loved and cherished.

It was sooo well looked after.

It was always fully serviced.

Which is more than she’s going to be for the next few weeks!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh dear, accidents happen as long as L is OK.

Metal can be mended.

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

Will you be able to resist not servicing her?

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Its only a Landrover ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You let a woman drive your Land rover??

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Its only a Landrover ??"

You can't say only!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"You let a woman drive your Land rover??

"

My thoughts exactly.

Cal

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Oh dear, accidents happen as long as L is OK.

Metal can be mended.

"

She is very luckily it was a LR, she had to climb out of the sunroof.

However, this metal can’t be mended, totally male sulking mode!

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Okay, it was a monetary lapse of concentration about letting her take the car...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Oh dear, accidents happen as long as L is OK.

Metal can be mended.

She is very luckily it was a LR, she had to climb out of the sunroof.

However, this metal can’t be mended, totally male sulking mode!"

Dick would have said the same about his Disco.

I fully understand where your coming from and how you feel.

Sulk away.

Boobie hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What model is it? A defender?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What model is it? A defender? "

My mistake, I just saw sun roof so presumably not a defender

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Oh dear, accidents happen as long as L is OK.

Metal can be mended.

She is very luckily it was a LR, she had to climb out of the sunroof.

However, this metal can’t be mended, totally male sulking mode!

Dick would have said the same about his Disco.

I fully understand where your coming from and how you feel.

Sulk away.

Boobie hugs "

Thank you, some just don’t understand, nearly sobbed there.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"What model is it? A defender?

My mistake, I just saw sun roof so presumably not a defender "

HSE Discovery.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Will you be able to resist not servicing her? "

I’d whip her arse, but she likes that.

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

A HSE discovery? One of those aluminum excuses for a land rover?... This is like my brother crying over crashing his Porsche when its a boxster.

If you had said something like a mk.2 discovery i could see the heart ache.

1) shes alright, it could of been worse

2) one word - insurance

Any crash you walk away from is a positive thing... Cars can be replaced, life cant. Give her a hug and be greatful she came out in one piece

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Will you be able to resist not servicing her?

I’d whip her arse, but she likes that."

Ohhh and nice vamp gloves, i have a pair just like them

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I wrote off two of my Mini (First car) and Nissan Micra. So I know how bloody useful airbags and seatbelts are.

You can always get another LR. getting another person is a bit more difficult.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"A HSE discovery? One of those aluminum excuses for a land rover?... This is like my brother crying over crashing his Porsche when its a boxster.

If you had said something like a mk.2 discovery i could see the heart ache.

1) shes alright, it could of been worse

2) one word - insurance

Any crash you walk away from is a positive thing... Cars can be replaced, life cant. Give her a hug and be greatful she came out in one piece"

Hey it was my Disco, not hers!!!

And yes the gloves are great fun.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

She crashed the car and she was sad ..... and so afraid that id be mad ... but what the heck. .....

And honey I miss you...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh well at least she's ok eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My o/h bruised my continental 2 weeks ago, they repair she was miffed i wasnt angry. These things happen. Now if it was my classic id have been gutted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suzuki have just launched a new Jimny, you could always replace it with one of them!

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Suzuki have just launched a new Jimny, you could always replace it with one of them!"

Now, you owe me a new tea bag, last cup of tea ended over the phone!!!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"You let a woman drive your Land rover??

My thoughts exactly.

Cal"

Buy a Mercedes instead

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"A HSE discovery? One of those aluminum excuses for a land rover?... This is like my brother crying over crashing his Porsche when its a boxster.

If you had said something like a mk.2 discovery i could see the heart ache.

1) shes alright, it could of been worse

2) one word - insurance

Any crash you walk away from is a positive thing... Cars can be replaced, life cant. Give her a hug and be greatful she came out in one piece

Hey it was my Disco, not hers!!!

And yes the gloves are great fun."

Ohh the gloves are great fun... We do have lots of "bitey" toys

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Question is, should women be allowed to drive Land Rovers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted. My Landy is my pride and joy. I think mines the reason I haven’t got a woman though

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A HSE discovery? One of those aluminum excuses for a land rover?... This is like my brother crying over crashing his Porsche when its a boxster.

If you had said something like a mk.2 discovery i could see the heart ache.

1) shes alright, it could of been worse

2) one word - insurance

Any crash you walk away from is a positive thing... Cars can be replaced, life cant. Give her a hug and be greatful she came out in one piece"

I wouldn’t go for the mk 2 discovery either! If it’s a land rover surely it’s got to be the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You let a WOMAN drive a car??

How irresponsible!

I'm just kidding. Hope she's OK and not too shook up, at times like this you have to be there for her and take car of her!... As for your wife she's in the fucking dig house! Haha.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I hope she's alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A HSE discovery? One of those aluminum excuses for a land rover?... This is like my brother crying over crashing his Porsche when its a boxster.

If you had said something like a mk.2 discovery i could see the heart ache.

1) shes alright, it could of been worse

2) one word - insurance

Any crash you walk away from is a positive thing... Cars can be replaced, life cant. Give her a hug and be greatful she came out in one piece

I wouldn’t go for the mk 2 discovery either! If it’s a land rover surely it’s got to be the real thing"

Mines a mk2 disco. I’d be devastated if it was written off. I’ve invested so much time and money into improving it.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Question is, should women be allowed to drive Land Rovers. "

Yes they should or I'd be screwed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a new one.

Land Rover are offering massive discounts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has this got anything to do with swinging?

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Has this got anything to do with swinging?"

Yes it is in an odd way.

Make sure you know what is important to you.

Have fun (which was what this thread was about).

Then everybody is alright.

If you don’t, it will be a car crash.

For those that asked, L is fine, thank you for your concern.

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