FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest thing inserted?

By *4hrs sex OP Couple
over a year ago

Greenford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me I swear but my lady friend who happens to be a nurse in a n e years ago said the worst one was a dead mouse up a fellas arse!

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By *4hrs sex OP Couple
over a year ago

Greenford

Strange thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strange thing

Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strange thing

Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.

So, when she removed the mouse was she literally taking the Mickey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strange thing

Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.

So, when she removed the mouse was she literally taking the Mickey? "

Or minny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strange thing

Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.

So, when she removed the mouse was she literally taking the Mickey?

Or minny?

Maybe he worked for Rentokill and this was his unconventional way of dealing with vermin problems? Sounds like he made a right arse of it though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked all my female friends this.

Sky remote was one of them Lmfao, spray cans, large bottles of large, bananas ect

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"Not me I swear but my lady friend who happens to be a nurse in a n e years ago said the worst one was a dead mouse up a fellas arse!

The question is was the mouse alive when it went up

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

This may be an urban myth but back in the 80's there was a rumour that a certain actor was in to having small mammals inserted into him, they would be anesthetized first, popped in and then when they regained consciousness the wriggling around felt good. Apparently the pop group The Pet Shop Boys took they're name from this idea!

May not be true though lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really thinking of inserting this new book of mine IV just got! I'm really in love with it, and won't feel so bad for stealing it, cause I will be doing them a favour as the library won't want it back. If it's been up where the sun don't shine!

Any ideas as apose to how i might smooth the edge's without damaging the book it's quite old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This may be an urban myth but back in the 80's there was a rumour that a certain actor was in to having small mammals inserted into him, they would be anesthetized first, popped in and then when they regained consciousness the wriggling around felt good. Apparently the pop group The Pet Shop Boys took they're name from this idea!

May not be true though lol."

HA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iknoww some one that used to fuck her bed post. And it was huge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the early 80s I had a girlfriend who liked to make out in the front of my Merc. She loved impaling herself on my gear lever while I snogged her and she wanked me.

Fun times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your strangest tbing? Op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strange thing

Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.

Iv heard of this! A hamster! A bloke i met once had a fella who did it and they had to go to hospital!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine once told me a story of when she was fucked with a large, frozen carrot. Apparently her fella at the time was not particularly well endowed so grabbed that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an ex who was a nurse, two things she saw in casualty were two different ladies,two seperate occasions, a pear and a balled up pair of pop socks in that order.

We've used bananas, cucumber and carrots on occasion.

Great fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two frozen cod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shoved a pear up there. Had to give birth to it as couldnt get it out.

Aerosol cans. Cucumbers. Other fruit and veg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nomnomnom, should sold the pear after!

I'd of eaten it. But not paid for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strange thing

Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.

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did he not tie a Cork to the mouses tail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Gillette can for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iknoww some one that used to fuck her bed post. And it was huge!"

Wow I'd love to have seen that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strange thing

Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.

So, when she removed the mouse was she literally taking the Mickey?

Or minny?

That's cheesy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shoved a pear up there. Had to give birth to it as couldnt get it out.

Aerosol cans. Cucumbers. Other fruit and veg. "

Well I wouldn't mind a salad at yours followed by a fruit cocktail

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I remember the bedpost thing from a user that used to go on cam on another swingers’ site.

There is an Italian woman who does photos of herself flashing in public places. One of her “tricks” is to sit down on the towbars of parked cars. I’d hate to think of the grease and muck that’s on them.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A traditional policemans truncheon....Not right up I must add!!!

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Use to have a female friend who took a pick axe handle... I wanted to ask if the pick was still attached but thought better of that question.... Some things are best left unsaid

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Strange thing

Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.

Makes Freddie Starr's antics seem tame.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A traditional policemans truncheon....Not right up I must add!!!

Was it from the vice squad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy stuck a jet wash pipe up his arse last year as a dare and turned it on.......... I mean what a stupid man...... I'm beginning to think many such men exist here

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I shoved a pear up there. Had to give birth to it as couldnt get it out.

Aerosol cans. Cucumbers. Other fruit and veg.

Well I wouldn't mind a salad at yours followed by a fruit cocktail

Tossed salad anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please look up on YouTube- Armageddon, the gerbil. It's funny

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Used to work for the NHS, the number of people coming in with things inserted was unreal. One guy was a regular with a biro in his urethra...

Hoover attachments, all manor of fruit and veg, various drinks and spray cans, lost dildos, light bulbs, toy cars etc.

My favourite was a glass old spice bottle with the metal embossed ship logo, the x-ray looked like the weirdest blue Peter advert ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex used to enjoy a mars bar (king size before they became duo’s) in her and we’d share it afterwards.

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Used to work for the NHS, the number of people coming in with things inserted was unreal. One guy was a regular with a biro in his urethra...

Hoover attachments, all manor of fruit and veg, various drinks and spray cans, lost dildos, light bulbs, toy cars etc.

My favourite was a glass old spice bottle with the metal embossed ship logo, the x-ray looked like the weirdest blue Peter advert ever"

I have played "spot the dildo" many times in A&E with work... Got to love silicone and xrays

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Used to work for the NHS, the number of people coming in with things inserted was unreal. One guy was a regular with a biro in his urethra...

Hoover attachments, all manor of fruit and veg, various drinks and spray cans, lost dildos, light bulbs, toy cars etc.

My favourite was a glass old spice bottle with the metal embossed ship logo, the x-ray looked like the weirdest blue Peter advert ever

I have played "spot the dildo" many times in A&E with work... Got to love silicone and xrays

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we had a guy with a lost, but still running, vibratory up his bum, theatres wouldn't touch him till it ran down. Bet he wished he hadn't put good quality new batteries in it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. "

I have an extensive tool collection that is at your disposal

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. "
I have a 2lb geological hammer with a ribbed grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer.

I have an extensive tool collection that is at your disposal"

The thought has me sopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. I have a 2lb geological hammer with a ribbed grip

I do very much like the sound of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. "
I’ve got a torque wrench that has a “ribbed” grip. It reminds me of a sex toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. "
did you damage yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. did you damage yourself? "

Nah unfortunately not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. did you damage yourself?

Nah unfortunately not "
was it like a newel post style one?

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. I have a 2lb geological hammer with a ribbed grip

I do very much like the sound of that"
if you are ever nearby, I can lend it to you, or help insert if you like..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. did you damage yourself?

Nah unfortunately not was it like a newel post style one? "

I dunno what that means. It was just a bed post. With a round bit on top. Great fun

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer.

I have an extensive tool collection that is at your disposal

The thought has me sopping"

I’ll keep the chainsaws out of the way... for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. I have a 2lb geological hammer with a ribbed grip

I do very much like the sound of that if you are ever nearby, I can lend it to you, or help insert if you like.. "

Sounds delightful

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. "
.. that required to post some photos..

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. I have a 2lb geological hammer with a ribbed grip

I do very much like the sound of that if you are ever nearby, I can lend it to you, or help insert if you like..

Sounds delightful"
stop. Hammer time...

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

A cucumber before serving it to some vanilla friends..... I know we’re terrible friends! xx

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East

"A cucumber before serving it to some vanilla friends..... I know we’re terrible friends! xx"
bad bad bad... you deserve to be spanked

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

Oh I was lol Although Kieran found it difficult to keep the smile from his face during dinner xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cucumber before serving it to some vanilla friends..... I know we’re terrible friends! xx"
I think that’s brilliant.

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By *riendly and hornyMan
over a year ago

Crewe

"Used to work for the NHS, the number of people coming in with things inserted was unreal. One guy was a regular with a biro in his urethra...

Hoover attachments, all manor of fruit and veg, various drinks and spray cans, lost dildos, light bulbs, toy cars etc.

My favourite was a glass old spice bottle with the metal embossed ship logo, the x-ray looked like the weirdest blue Peter advert ever"

Were the generally men or women? Must be so embarrassing!

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Used to work for the NHS, the number of people coming in with things inserted was unreal. One guy was a regular with a biro in his urethra...

Hoover attachments, all manor of fruit and veg, various drinks and spray cans, lost dildos, light bulbs, toy cars etc.

My favourite was a glass old spice bottle with the metal embossed ship logo, the x-ray looked like the weirdest blue Peter advert ever

Were the generally men or women? Must be so embarrassing!

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about 2 thirds men, only one ever admitted doing it on purpose, the others were variants on the slipped and fell onto whilst naked or gave no explanation

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

A banana

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

May not be true though lol."

You can just say Richard Gere, the gerbil rumour is well known. It was just one of those obscene rumours someone started one day that took off

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Small vibe up the but once, dam thing wouldn’t come out. So embarrassing rattling on bog seat for 20 minutes pushing

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By *wingerdave19Man
over a year ago

wellingborough

My ex used to sit on the bed post as she sucked my dick and that was a big post.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Strange thing

Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.

So, when she removed the mouse was she literally taking the Mickey? "

Omfg, brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. "

Oh my life on the edge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. did you damage yourself?

Nah unfortunately not was it like a newel post style one?

I dunno what that means. It was just a bed post. With a round bit on top. Great fun"
Some pine/wooden beds have the stair bannister newel post style bed posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl at my school used to put her blackberry phone up her girlfriends pussy and then use her girlfriends phone to phone it so it would vibrate.

Another girl put a gherkin up there and had to get her friend to fish it out

I’ve never put anything weird up there

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Janes best friends husband had surgery to remove a full 1 pint carling can.

It's too eye-opening you ask for details but they are still married so I guess it was a mutual thing that went a bit wrong.

It's not the WHY,but the HOW we wonder about

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Janes best friends husband had surgery to remove a full 1 pint carling can.

It's too eye-opening you ask for details but they are still married so I guess it was a mutual thing that went a bit wrong.

It's not the WHY,but the HOW we wonder about

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you just know that the surgeon said, I bet he drinks carling black label, mid op...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Janes best friends husband had surgery to remove a full 1 pint carling can.

It's too eye-opening you ask for details but they are still married so I guess it was a mutual thing that went a bit wrong.

It's not the WHY,but the HOW we wonder about

Certainly beats drinking the stuff

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Janes best friends husband had surgery to remove a full 1 pint carling can.

It's too eye-opening you ask for details but they are still married so I guess it was a mutual thing that went a bit wrong.

It's not the WHY,but the HOW we wonder about

Certainly beats drinking the stuff "
agreed

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Ribbed massage roller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girl at my school used to put her blackberry phone up her girlfriends pussy and then use her girlfriends phone to phone it so it would vibrate.

Another girl put a gherkin up there and had to get her friend to fish it out

I’ve never put anything weird up there

Should of just bought a vibrating love egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feltching, putting live rodents up your arse seems to have died out now as a fetish...thank god!

I haven't put anything particular odd up me, I must be too conventional lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to fuck my bed post when I was in my late teens!

Had it been these days I'd have just gone online and shown it to the world on webcam probably!

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

A female on here has pics of a corn on the cob up her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex used a champagne bottle on herself at a hotel after a wedding we were at. Made me sit in the chair and watch her sit on it, lie down using it and then got doggy and made me use it on her.

We also went out for drives, Parked up somewhere quiet and she'd basicslly sit on the gear stick and fuck herself with it while playing with me.

Strangest one was a bowling pin.

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By *inkycdxxxTV/TS
over a year ago

wrexham

A kitchen roll holder xx

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

We used to play with a speculum at home, (metal tool for vaginal examinations),clamp it open then get dressed and head to our favourite dogging spot to show some strangers that it was still in, that caused a lot of wanking usually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried most of the usual fruit and veg but the best has to be a nice big smooth aubergine about the diameter of a can.

I've also used drink cans and aerosols but the strangest has to be an old computer mouse...

Would love to try a decent size bed post having seen a few hot videos of it!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Mainly intrusive thoughts and earworms

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