You are cordially invited to fuck me

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By *orningtonCroissant OP Man
over a year ago

notts and humberside

You are cordially invited to a long hard sensual fuck. Venue and date to be arranged by mutual agreement. Send rsvp to my butler ... signed lord Mornington

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It is with regret that I must decline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Lord Mornington,

I must thank you for your kind offer, however politeness and the inconvenience of not being into men, means I must decline on this occasion.

If, at any point, there is a Lady Mornington who may be in need of a "bloody good shagging," (if you'll pardon the vernacular) I would, of course, be more than happy to oblige.

My regards as ever, to your housemaid Trixie,

Sir Daniel of Rocks

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"It is with regret that I must decline. "

Dear lord monnington

As i am not bi i politely refuse, however i could play with miss monnington instead

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