FabSwingers.com forum: Vasectomy

By *arambar OP Man
over a year ago

swindon

Who's had it done?

Anyone regretted it?

Is it as painful as you hear?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Who's had it done?

Anyone regretted it?

Is it as painful as you hear?"
the two bricks method hurts so im lead to believe

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By *arambar OP Man
over a year ago

swindon

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By *arambar OP Man
over a year ago

swindon

"the two bricks method hurts so im lead to believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easier than going the dentist mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had it done a few years ago.

It didnt hurt at all, maybe the expectation of it hurting prepared me but had no pain at all.

After, it was 'uncomfortable' but not sore or painful. I made sure I wore the jock strap and tight boxers and was ok for work 3 days later (had the op on a Friday, back at work Monday)

Steve

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Had it done a few years ago.

It didnt hurt at all, maybe the expectation of it hurting prepared me but had no pain at all.

After, it was 'uncomfortable' but not sore or painful. I made sure I wore the jock strap and tight boxers and was ok for work 3 days later (had the op on a Friday, back at work Monday)

Steve"

dont think you needed to sign your name at the end of that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex had the snip, and it failed resulting in me getting pregnant again

honest true story that im not just saying it to scare you

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By *arambar OP Man
over a year ago

swindon

"dont think you needed to sign your name at the end of that one

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"my ex had the snip, and it failed resulting in me getting pregnant again

honest true story that im not just saying it to scare you "

This happend to my cousins wife too after he had it done .

my hubby had it done said it was a breeze walk in the park

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

My ex had a vasectomy 11 years ago, now he has a new wife 11 years younger he's had it reveresed!

He has 3 kids with me already!

Make sure you really don't want any more kids.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I had it done back in the day when they still used two bricks, not saying K has a saddistic streak but she wanted to watch!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Had it done a few years ago, only on one side but I've got something in there thats left a dull ache and if I bump the area ( keys in pocket etc, ) the pain ,, its like being shot..

speak to your gp, he / she will give you the fact sheet .. me. I regret having it done,.. I'm probably the unlucky one. Ouch..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both my partners had vasectomies after we had kids. Never was as painful for them as everyone made out.

They were both advised against sex for a while but a bj each day eased them back into it gently!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Hubby had it done a few yrs ago,he was in and out of the clinic so quickly I had barely opened my magazine to read and I thought he'd changed his mind!

No real pain and recovery was really good

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Had it done a few years ago, only on one side but I've got something in there thats left a dull ache and if I bump the area ( keys in pocket etc, ) the pain ,, its like being shot..

speak to your gp, he / she will give you the fact sheet .. me. I regret having it done,.. I'm probably the unlucky one. Ouch..

forgive my ignorance but if you only had one side done doesnt that mean you could still make babies??

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By *arambar OP Man
over a year ago

swindon

"Both my partners had vasectomies after we had kids. Never was as painful for them as everyone made out.

They were both advised against sex for a while but a bj each day eased them back into it gently!

Have heard different things about the first time the guy cums after having had the snip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's had it done?

Anyone regretted it?

Is it as painful as you hear?the two bricks method hurts so im lead to believe

only if you get yer thumbs between the bricks when your doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both my partners had vasectomies after we had kids. Never was as painful for them as everyone made out.

They were both advised against sex for a while but a bj each day eased them back into it gently!

Have heard different things about the first time the guy cums after having had the snip."

...... all I can say is that even though there was still stitches in place, and even a bit of bruising ... they had no problem coming with a gentle blow job and it gave them confidence to take things further.

I do like to kiss things better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it done years ago not had any problems with it then or since makes life easier

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By *arambar OP Man
over a year ago

swindon

"Both my partners had vasectomies after we had kids. Never was as painful for them as everyone made out.

They were both advised against sex for a while but a bj each day eased them back into it gently!

Have heard different things about the first time the guy cums after having had the snip.

I do like to kiss things better.

Do you fancy a holiday in Swindon any time soon...?

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By *arambar OP Man
over a year ago

swindon

Thanks for all the replies so far, guys... you've been very reassuring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had mine done 20yrs ago now, and I too, still get a dull ache if I knock them accidently, but then again, doesn't it hurt if you bump your nuts if you haven't had it done either?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had it done over 25 years ago. It was done in the morning and i had to go into work at 6 p.m. the same day to do a 15 hour shift ! Ya fecking wimps

lol... never regretted it though.

Horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you what, ill do it for you - ill be gentle

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Had it done 15 years ago no pain at all. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it done 10 years ago

Would i have it done again if i had the choice again?? NOT A FOOKIN CHANCE

It took 4 months to heal and killed my sex drive for nearly a year xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

1987 for me - if K had told me what caused the kids it would have been 1979!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Had it done a few years ago, only on one side but I've got something in there thats left a dull ache and if I bump the area ( keys in pocket etc, ) the pain ,, its like being shot..

speak to your gp, he / she will give you the fact sheet .. me. I regret having it done,.. I'm probably the unlucky one. Ouch..

forgive my ignorance but if you only had one side done doesnt that mean you could still make babies??

Apologies , I meant only one side is painful... please be gentle ladies..

strangely that was the side that didn't bruise ,

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Had it done a few years ago, only on one side but I've got something in there thats left a dull ache and if I bump the area ( keys in pocket etc, ) the pain ,, its like being shot..

speak to your gp, he / she will give you the fact sheet .. me. I regret having it done,.. I'm probably the unlucky one. Ouch..

forgive my ignorance but if you only had one side done doesnt that mean you could still make babies??

Apologies , I meant only one side is painful... please be gentle ladies..

strangely that was the side that didn't bruise ,

ahhhhhh i see

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

had mine done fucking bollocks swelled coudnt get one ball in the jockstrap thingy ffs ,our lasses bro got it done on the wednesday playd footy on the sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both my partners had vasectomies after we had kids. Never was as painful for them as everyone made out.

They were both advised against sex for a while but a bj each day eased them back into it gently!

Have heard different things about the first time the guy cums after having had the snip.

I do like to kiss things better.

Do you fancy a holiday in Swindon any time soon...?"

My ex husband had his vasectomy done privately in a clinic in Swindon.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Had it done a few years ago, only on one side but I've got something in there thats left a dull ache and if I bump the area ( keys in pocket etc, ) the pain ,, its like being shot..

speak to your gp, he / she will give you the fact sheet .. me. I regret having it done,.. I'm probably the unlucky one. Ouch..

forgive my ignorance but if you only had one side done doesnt that mean you could still make babies??

Apologies , I meant only one side is painful... please be gentle ladies..

strangely that was the side that didn't bruise ,

ahhhhhh i see

If you could leave the swelling and take away the pain, win win...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent £500 and got it done privately in a clinic in Darlington. No stitches and over in 5 minutes, Elle even looked over the octors shoulder whilst it was getting done.

No pain afterwards - very easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had it done, 15 minutes in and out - privately. Was so neatly done I went for the evening.

Did know a couple guys had it done on NHS who had complications

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking view

When I worked on the Male Surgical ward in my training, we had the day surgery vasectomies.

On discharge, they were given three specimen pots, to make sure it had worked, with the guys looking at them a bit quizzically !

The girl I was working with said, not quietly, "It was so funny watching my hubbie try and get his into the pot !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was back at work in 2 days, lot easier than going to the dentist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was off three weeks, balls the size of grapefruits and the colour of an aubergine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had it done 20 years ago, very little pain like going to the dentist really, was advised to have sex at least once every night until sample was tested to show 0 sperm count....managed to keep that one going for about 6 months

Go for it if you have enough kids!

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By *in4sumMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Been considering this myself, for no other reason than contraception reassurance.

Condom failure, when no other contraception is being used, has led to some stressful times lol.

All the advice i have been given in consultations has been completely reassuring. Just follow aftercare advice.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Mr had it done about 4 years ago after chickening out twice before.

He said the actual operation wasn't painful it was just more uncomfortable and he could just feel a slight pulling.

He was a bit swollen and bruised for a few days after but it wasn't as bad as he thought it would be.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Time to throw a horror story in!!!

Long story short, on my back on the table, surgeon chatting away as he sticks the needle in with the local aneasthetic, no problems so far.... bit more chat whilst it takes effect, the surgeon seems to be a little distracted, but hey ho, here we go, scalpel approaches nuts.....

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

He only missed the fekking area where he'd jabbed...... holymotheroffuckinggodthatsmarts!!!

I screamed, he screamed, the nurse screamed... he asks what the problem is... and then tells me to "man up"!!!

My reply was a bit full of explectives, but basically went along the lines of "I'll stick a razor sharp knife in your bollocks and see how manly you are!!"

Other than that, all went well lol!

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By *arambar OP Man
over a year ago

swindon

"Time to throw a horror story in!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

He only missed the fekking area where he'd jabbed...... holymotheroffuckinggodthatsmarts!!!

I screamed, he screamed, the nurse screamed... he asks what the problem is... and then tells me to "man up"!!!

My reply was a bit full of explectives, but basically went along the lines of "I'll stick a razor sharp knife in your bollocks and see how manly you are!!"

Other than that, all went well lol!

Ha ha ha.... sorry but that made me literally laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate got an infection and his bollocks went black and swollen, and looked like space hoppers.

He was black with bruising from his belly button to his knees and he had to wear the baggiest trousers her could find.

Poor fucker ended up walking like John Wayne for about 6 months.

We still chuckle about it whenever we meet.

lol, I know, I'm a cruel bastard aren't I

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By *radfordCouple
over a year ago

_radford

Best thing I ever did.

When I Was 26 years old. Had it done on Friday afternoon, went to the pub the same night and back to work on the monday.

Just a very slight dull ache for a couple of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had mine seen to... No problems...

Do Not do this as a Condom substitute... in swingers world you still need protection...;-)

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"Who's had it done?

Anyone regretted it?

Is it as painful as you hear?"

Had it done on a Friday afternoon (NHS...)

Back to work Saturday morning, albeit walking like John Wayne after a long day on the horse.

Healed beautifully.

A small sperm granuloma formed about six months afterwards - completely painless and harmless, but it gave the doc an excuse for another rummage downstairs...

No regrets, and every time another brown envelope from the CSA drops through the door that feeling gets stronger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had my balls chopped on the 8th of december. talked to the doctor a week before i had them done. was nerves when i got there had two locals in my left and three in the right as that one was still pain full but nothing to it. the after pains for me were just around the pubic bone as if you had been kicked in the nutts but not as painfull just a dull ach which last about 3-4 days. had sex on friday took it nice and slow the next day had a liitle pain but nothing bad but wouldnt advise fucking hard hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a vasectomy at 25. Done under local anaesthetic, with a single cut in the middle. It felt like my two testis had been tied together for a couple of days and sex was a bit interesting for a couple of weeks after that. The only embarrassing bit was having a trainee doctor do the job she didn't know quite what was what .. and she was HOT. She pulled a bit hard a something that hurt. Was back at work the next day, never any regrets.

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By *arambar OP Man
over a year ago

swindon

"I had mine seen to... No problems...

Do Not do this as a Condom substitute... in swingers world you still need protection...;-)"

Yes, mate. Would be in addition not instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had any problems, at the time or since, probaly 15 years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always been well against getting it done myself but after the comments I've read here I may well go for it when the time comes. It is easier for us guys than letting the wife have the equivalent op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes ! I HAD IT DONE A LONG TIME AGO , only got 2 children one by my ex wife , regretted it because i once met a girl who wanted children , and i contacted aclinic to have it reversed but was not able to because of the time , we are still friends , she has since got married andhad children , but when we chat , her first words are , I WISH THEY WHERE YOURS ! FRANKIE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby had it done 25 years ago as we had one child and didnt want anymore. He worked on nights then, he came home and had a sleep on the settee then went to work as usual. He was more frightened of going to the dentist than having the snip.

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By *umbriaman1962Man
over a year ago

outside of penrith

had mine done most be about 15 years ago

had sex night after balls felt heavy for couple weeks but less pain than dentist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a rusty old knife and a bit of wood you can bite on here if you like

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

had it done 22 years ago. a bit of discomfort for a couple of days, but deffo no regrets.

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By *orphinCouple
over a year ago

wirral

steve had one before i met him then he had it reversed so we could have kids(we had sam) then he had it done again, god a glutton for punishment but he went in had it done and then come home and finnished tileing kitchen

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