FabSwingers.com forum: Strange people

By *ullet OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

What is the strangest thing asked of u here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long while ago someone asked if I would let their horse fk me while he watched, a few days ago someone offered me £300 to stay the night with them, both were blocked

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

A woman asked to take a shit on mr chest during sex and rub it in.

Was a polite no lol

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to collect the uses condoms from men I'm meeting then go and pour contents over the man who asked....erm nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long while ago someone asked if I would let their horse fk me while he watched, a few days ago someone offered me £300 to stay the night with them, both were blocked

Neighhhhhhhhh wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a guy up here would email every female member asking if they would mind chopping his penis off.

Apparently he was very polite and open about it (friend had a long conversation with him) and just felt like it wasn’t needed. I don’t think he’s about any longer.

But that’s pretty fucking weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing major

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

So hard to choose. All first messages. Several guys wanting to drink my urine, offers to be a live in slave, curing my injury or boredom while in hospital through sex, the breeder messages, and probably more I've tried to erase from my memory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a guy up here would email every female member asking if they would mind chopping his penis off.

Apparently he was very polite and open about it (friend had a long conversation with him) and just felt like it wasn’t needed. I don’t think he’s about any longer.

But that’s pretty fucking weird "

I also had this message from him. He had researched it all.

I’ve also been asked if a man can impregnable me then take the baby for me to never see it again.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a guy up here would email every female member asking if they would mind chopping his penis off.

Apparently he was very polite and open about it (friend had a long conversation with him) and just felt like it wasn’t needed. I don’t think he’s about any longer.

But that’s pretty fucking weird

I also had this message from him. He had researched it all.

I’ve also been asked if a man can impregnable me then take the baby for me to never see it again.

Mrs "

Yeah, phantom limb syndrome perhaps?

So. A surrogate?

Strangest thing I’ve had was a woman asked to be tied to a chair for days/weeks on end and left in her own filth and used as the man saw fit. Needless to say I declined.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

I was offered money to wear tight jeans and be carried round on a man's shoulders. I had someone ask me to be their sex slave, literally leave my job, move in with him and have him control my whole life whilst he paid for me to have surgery to look like a bimbo.

My favourite was not an odd request, it was just the way it was words, and I quote 'wrap you're slutty lips round my fat cock you big gunmmd white hoe'.

I wasn't aware I had big gums? I would also like to point out, this was sent by a white man

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Asked to be a slave had a guy asking me about his tiny cock and would it fit in a woman which was weird. The breeder messages, offered 500 for my knickers its quite eventful i must say lol. Oh and the guy who said he would give me a grand to fuck his dog told him to go do it himself the sick twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone had the avocado one recently, or glass paperweight guy?

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’ve said this one before in the forums

I was asked if I could shit on a guys chest

That’s only one of the strangest but probably the one I never forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many! Probably would you deep throat to the point of puking up all over me then lick it up as that would really turn me on.

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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire East

Someone recently asked if they could get me pregnant and provide financial support

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the strangest thing asked of u here? "

To fuck someone’s sisters pony...

Weirdos all around us

To clarify I clearly reported and said no

MrsK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the strangest thing asked of u here? "

I was asked if I could be watched while doing number twos

Yuck!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I live in your house and dominate your whole family x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stomping on a guy's bits whilst wearing 6" stiletto boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and kicking someone hard in the balls lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a lot of breeder messages which now seem tame in comparison to some of the messages women get on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a message from a guy ask if I would give him a blow job till I vomited....

Hell no! blocked him straight away.

Mrs.

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

Recently had a guy ask if he could eat chocolate mousse from my arse before sex and another offer to have me as a live in feminized doll.... to be fair, the strangeness can brighten up an otherwise dull day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many! Probably would you deep throat to the point of puking up all over me then lick it up as that would really turn me on.

I had that one. One of many requests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been asked a few times before to enter a house and take the female against her will and then leave.

I just said no thanks I won't do anything like that ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wanted to watch a guy shove a can of up his bum

I politely declined

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Someone wanted missionary style sex while wearing her socks

Feckin weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I wanted to watch a guy shove a can of up his bum

I politely declined"
other word for Pepsi lol wouldn't let me type the other brand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy describing himself as ugly disabled cripple in a wheelchair, wanting to spend an hour with me, he said he would leave money on a bedside table as he leaves.. hmm I live on 1st floor of small house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I wanted to watch a guy shove a can of up his bum

I politely declinedother word for Pepsi lol wouldn't let me type the other brand lol

Yeah same as site would not let me use "R" word meaning to be taken against will in my post above

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"If I wanted to watch a guy shove a can of up his bum

I politely declined"

Should have been an air freshener can to make his farts smell like roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman once ask me if it was ok if her 13 yr old daughter watched.

I said no it would not be ok would not want her in the house at same time never mind same room.

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By *oymaster69Man
over a year ago

GREENFORD

A guy asked if I'd like to piss in his mouth the other day

Nothing on my profile says I'm into or looking for guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a woman once ask me if it was ok if her 13 yr old daughter watched.

I said no it would not be ok would not want her in the house at same time never mind same room."

Hope you reported that to admin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A TV/TS from Liverpool who I will not name wanted to know what I thought of paedophilia. She was a fan. And told to to fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone from Britain asked me to have sex with them.....

I told them absolutely not....

I only give my loving to the Scotts, Irish , Welsh, Faulklanders , and people from the Channel Islands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strangest was probably a Vicars wife asking and begging me to seduce her Very straight laced husband while I was in CD mode and she wanted to watch if she could. I said ahem no.. already close to hell as it is. she said fine ill find someone who will.. see I have some morals left lol.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"I was offered money to wear tight jeans and be carried round on a man's shoulders. I had someone ask me to be their sex slave, literally leave my job, move in with him and have him control my whole life whilst he paid for me to have surgery to look like a bimbo"

I had the same guy message me about this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had 2 so far...

One was asking if I had a teenage daughter as he wanted to see me and her getting it on while he watched

The other was asking to bb me so he could impregnate me and then once I’d had his baby he’d take it away...sounds similar to others on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We havent had any

how boring haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A TV/TS from Liverpool who I will not name wanted to know what I thought of paedophilia. She was a fan. And told to to fuck off."

Please tell me you reported them to admin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the (many) weird messages I’ve had was a guy who offered to take me shopping whilst I pretended to be his sister then asking him to come help me in the fitting rooms...he was swiftly blocked.

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By *xDeclanxxMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

LOOOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The human toilet request is probably the weirdest, no 1s and no 2s in his mouth!!

Or how about having a man serve our every need (non sexually), at parties, events, festivals, just about anywhere, buying food, provisions, carrying, paying for everything... I mean, how can he possibly get pleasure from that.

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By *xDeclanxxMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one asked if I wanted to see him wanking on cam and his mum would be in the same room watching...

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By *xDeclanxxMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"If I wanted to watch a guy shove a can of up his bum

I politely declined"

Heinz or Pringles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A TV/TS from Liverpool who I will not name wanted to know what I thought of paedophilia. She was a fan. And told to to fuck off.

Please tell me you reported them to admin?"

They deleted their account immediately and it had only been live for a day or two. I'd imagine they had started a new one before the evening was over.There are a few headcases out there who want to engage people in that sort of thing: chat about brother and sister/underage. Simple reflection of society really.

Also the "scat people" (a terrible tribute act to M People) really need to have a long hard think about things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and have a look at some of the fabulous members of society on the "role play" thread in the Stories page right now.

As soon as the word taboo appears, out of the sewers they come. "PM for taboo" - means shit/animals/kids/relatives/dead people. Guarantee it.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Just before Halloween last year we had a guy message us asking if we would let him have our home address.

The reason he claimed he needed it was that he had carved a pumpkin using nothing but razor blades “attached” (!! God only knows how??) to his erect penis.

He said that he hoped we would be as pleased with the clean cut carving as he was and reason it was so precise was that his cock was soooo hard after viewing our pictures!!

He wanted it filling with dirty (preferably soiled) knickers and then sending back to him.

Apparently he would even give us his Fed Ex account number(!!) for us to send it back to him without incurring any cost!!??!!??!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like the ugly family member as if never had any dodgy requests. In fact can someone send me some made up ones to make me feel like part of the gang?!

PS please don’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just before Halloween last year we had a guy message us asking if we would let him have our home address.

The reason he claimed he needed it was that he had carved a pumpkin using nothing but razor blades “attached” (!! God only knows how??) to his erect penis.

He said that he hoped we would be as pleased with the clean cut carving as he was and reason it was so precise was that his cock was soooo hard after viewing our pictures!!

He wanted it filling with dirty (preferably soiled) knickers and then sending back to him.

Apparently he would even give us his Fed Ex account number(!!) for us to send it back to him without incurring any cost!!??!!??!!??"

That has got to be the weirdest one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you fuck me hard in my bum bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I was talking on here for several months (both on this profile and my old one) seemed very normal and we got on well, so last week we exchanged numbers. The very first message they sent to my phone said “this is me right now” and it was their bum covered in p00 !!! Not just a little bit, I mean absolutely loads it looked like it had been rubbed all over like you would do with moisturiser.

Instant block on both my phone and here. I’m baffled as to why they did that because they seemed genuinely nice until then. Disgusting.

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

Dam some really twisted people on here

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

There was that one years ago who wanted to watch someone with stilettos on crush a turtle, or his bollocks or something similar. He asked loads of women.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Just before Halloween last year we had a guy message us asking if we would let him have our home address.

The reason he claimed he needed it was that he had carved a pumpkin using nothing but razor blades “attached” (!! God only knows how??) to his erect penis.

He said that he hoped we would be as pleased with the clean cut carving as he was and reason it was so precise was that his cock was soooo hard after viewing our pictures!!

He wanted it filling with dirty (preferably soiled) knickers and then sending back to him.

Apparently he would even give us his Fed Ex account number(!!) for us to send it back to him without incurring any cost!!??!!??!!??"

You win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman asked to take a shit on mr chest during sex and rub it in.

Was a polite no lol

Mrs"

lol I had the same message today twice. Once from male profile and two hours later a woman one

. Dead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To impregnate me!!!

Another asking how much I charge?

Can I eat your shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the strangest thing asked of u here?

I was asked if I could be watched while doing number twos

Yuck!!! "

Yep I had that one too

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just before Halloween last year we had a guy message us asking if we would let him have our home address.

The reason he claimed he needed it was that he had carved a pumpkin using nothing but razor blades “attached” (!! God only knows how??) to his erect penis.

He said that he hoped we would be as pleased with the clean cut carving as he was and reason it was so precise was that his cock was soooo hard after viewing our pictures!!

He wanted it filling with dirty (preferably soiled) knickers and then sending back to him.

Apparently he would even give us his Fed Ex account number(!!) for us to send it back to him without incurring any cost!!??!!??!!??"

He's obviously done this before, know the risks with the cheaper couriers!

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