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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone tried one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes some friends of ours bought one to a party we had, to be honest most people didn't like it

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport


"Anyone tried one ? "

I currently own a Fucktech Tango TW11 and a Monkey Rocker. I have also had a Blue Balls XL before upgrading to the TW11. The Blue Balls was OK but gave a somewhat repetative fuck and was impossible to change the fuck depth during solo play. It also had issues where I could stall the machine during slower play. The TW11 overcomes these problems using a different dildo drive mechanism which comes with 24 pre-programmed thrust patterns which can be further tuned by adjusting thrust speed, stroke length and depth in realtime from its cabled remote control.

The Monkey Rocker is a very different type of mechanism. This one does not have any motor but uses a mechanical mechanism linking the suspended seat and the frame to drive the dildo between the split seat. This means that the Monkey Rocker has to be used by a seated rider but does give the user a massive amount of control over the length and depth of each thrust. It also makes this machine able to work with bigger dildos. I have used mine anally with a Doc Johnson B10 Torpedo which is a 10.5" long dildo with a circumference of 9" and can't imagine managing this with either of the other machines.

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By *illiam101000Man
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

Yes used 1 at club29 several times and enjoy it. Good reliable fun but do prefer the real thing lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to get Mrs C a machine, any cheap ones out there that work good enough?

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone tried one ? "

Yes

They are amazing if you enjoy being centre of attention . You can grind away on it till it gets you off. Its so horny ,i wanted to take it home with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen it in action at infusions and 50 p in the slot seems to be enough. Like anything though it's probably a marmite thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually enjoy toys, so when a meet offered to bring his fucking machine for me to try, I couldn’t wait

In reality it didn’t do anything for me at all, very disappointing

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

Always said I’d like to try a proper one never have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone tried one ? "

I have one.

Love it.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

I've got the sneaky Pete pro, it's good

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We used the sneaky Pete at a dungeon we rented in Cannock certainly made mrs cum and squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purchased a Caesar 3 machine and Jane loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You rang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have any of you lovely ladies tried a Sybian

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I prefer the real deal. So no I haven't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You rang"

Love your comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer the real deal. So no I haven't. "

I'll be your fucking machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You rang

Love your comments "

Love your cleavage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You rang

Love your comments

Love your cleavage"

Thankyou kind Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be about faulty cars...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite often call my work laptop a 'fucking machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be about faulty cars..."
it was lol

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By *otYourUsualGirlWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I bloody wish

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

Yes.

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

The only time I’ve seen this was on the comedy film Brüno with Sasha Baron Cohen

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Seen it in action at infusions and 50 p in the slot seems to be enough. Like anything though it's probably a marmite thing. "

I've tried the one at Infusion, interesting as something different with an audience at the time. Tried it with £1, but as others have said the real thing is way better.

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Seen it in action at infusions and 50 p in the slot seems to be enough. Like anything though it's probably a marmite thing.

I've tried the one at Infusion, interesting as something different with an audience at the time. Tried it with £1, but as others have said the real thing is way better."

The problem is if you get a power surge or the machine develops a fault and it goes double speed lol This would have made an ideal story line for a smutty ‘Carry On’ film

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By * n hCouple
over a year ago

slarrr

id like to build one onto a bicycle....

if you'be ever seen soft porn flic from 90s.

EMANUELL.. set in a french school and the class of girls they all go for a bike ride.. downhill leg ouy to the sides as a dildo fitted under saddle bounces up m down driven by the peddles going round... smiles allround

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By * n hCouple
over a year ago

slarrr

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By * n hCouple
over a year ago

slarrr


"Anyone tried one ?

I have one.

Love it."

you want to hire it to me.. lol or share.

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Anyone tried one ?

I have one.

Love it.

you want to hire it to me.. lol or share."

Is that the one from Brüno? Lol

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By *ornishcock11Couple
over a year ago

camborne

We bought a cheap one online just to see what we thought not great I have to say

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"We bought a cheap one online just to see what we thought not great I have to say "

You get what you pay for to be honest, buy a cheap one and you're going to get a lackluster performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real thing preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen it in action at infusions and 50 p in the slot seems to be enough. Like anything though it's probably a marmite thing.

I've tried the one at Infusion, interesting as something different with an audience at the time. Tried it with £1, but as others have said the real thing is way better."

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the robofuk machine from lovehoney its really good, i think i got it for about £300

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By *andkCouple
over a year ago

Wisbech

Ours is pretty good (see photos)

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Anyone tried one ?

I currently own a Fucktech Tango TW11 and a Monkey Rocker. I have also had a Blue Balls XL before upgrading to the TW11. The Blue Balls was OK but gave a somewhat repetative fuck and was impossible to change the fuck depth during solo play. It also had issues where I could stall the machine during slower play. The TW11 overcomes these problems using a different dildo drive mechanism which comes with 24 pre-programmed thrust patterns which can be further tuned by adjusting thrust speed, stroke length and depth in realtime from its cabled remote control.

The Monkey Rocker is a very different type of mechanism. This one does not have any motor but uses a mechanical mechanism linking the suspended seat and the frame to drive the dildo between the split seat. This means that the Monkey Rocker has to be used by a seated rider but does give the user a massive amount of control over the length and depth of each thrust. It also makes this machine able to work with bigger dildos. I have used mine anally with a Doc Johnson B10 Torpedo which is a 10.5" long dildo with a circumference of 9" and can't imagine managing this with either of the other machines."

My God! You deserve a job with Top Gear, if it ever comes back,

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By *ornishcock11Couple
over a year ago

camborne


"We bought a cheap one online just to see what we thought not great I have to say

You get what you pay for to be honest, buy a cheap one and you're going to get a lackluster performance "

Very true

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By *taceylacyCouple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

I want to try.

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