FabSwingers.com forum: Body off baywatch face of crimewatch

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You get chatting to somebody on here. Male or female. The look sexy in their profile pics. Hot sexy body. You get on really well with them online. They make you laugh. You really enjoy chatting with them online.

Then you swap face pics. You find out while they have a very sexy body they are also ugly.

What do you do?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well I'd swap that all around and ask for a face pic pretty early on in the conversation next time if I were you.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I’ve also seen people the other way round - beautiful/handsome faces but not the body type I’m looking for!

I just tell them as politely as I can that, though I’m happy to chat (if I see them at a club or social), sexually they’re not quite what I’m looking for!

No one is everyone’s type, myself included of course, so rejection is something we all have to deal with at some point on Fab!

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

Commonly known as a bobfoc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the other way round my body is a car crash

. But my face will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my downfall unfortunately

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Block... shallow bitch me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'd swap that all around and ask for a face pic pretty early on in the conversation next time if I were you."

It didn't happen to me. I was just wondering out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body of a lilo face of an angel lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Achilles heel also

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Easy solution ! Arrange meet , don’t forget brown paper bag ..... Job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a hippocrocapig - yep had a few!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy solution ! Arrange meet , don’t forget brown paper bag ..... Job done

Nah just bend me over lol x

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By *herealdeal90Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"I'm the other way round my body is a car crash

. But my face will do

"
same here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to me all too often. They use the excuse of "Oh! We dont go for bald men"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

face over body all the time

bodies don't phase me - unless they are at the extremes of the spectrum

a nice face is a must though

and by nice, i mean one i am attracted to

as for myself, never been a fan of my body and not a great fan of my mush either

but some people seem to like both so why let my self image tarnish their view of me ?

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By *rofessJayWoman
over a year ago

wherever

I am the opposite - told I have a pretty face but I have an average body - would love a bay watch type body

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I have a great personally. Beauty is only skin deep

We cant have it all now can we.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, so basically you really like everything about them other than their face?

For me it’s not an issue, as the biggest turn on for me is the personality and attitude. The rest is a bonus.

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By *uriousGuy1234200Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've met a couple of people from here that sounded like great fun but either wouldn't send a pic or have sent pics of someone obviously not themselves. I've got to these meetings and have literally left as a result. It's important that there's at least a little attraction surely? I don't understand when people do this. I'm a bit wiser now so not all bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on his face. Don't have to look then ??

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I wouldn't find them ugly if their personality was attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to have it all

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"You get chatting to somebody on here. Male or female. The look sexy in their profile pics. Hot sexy body. You get on really well with them online. They make you laugh. You really enjoy chatting with them online.

Then you swap face pics. You find out while they have a very sexy body they are also ugly.

What do you do? "

May I suggest Doggie.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Then you swap face pics. You find out while they have a very sexy body they are also ugly.

What do you do? "

Say no thanks and move on. #RocketScience. Unless you're one of those who goes with anything

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"Commonly known as a bobfoc"

we also shorten it to BOBFOC

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Happens to me all too often. They use the excuse of "Oh! We dont go for bald men"

I've included my follicle status on my profile now (for the people who actually read profiles), to give them the 'heads up'. I do still receive the "Sorry, your not my type" replies though, and then there was my favourite; "I'm not instantly attracted to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the other way round my body is a car crash

. But my face will do

I’d be happy to have a collision or two with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexiness is a state of mind,an attitude,and nothing to do with how someone looks.

OP you're confusing Sexiness with whether or not you find someone attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body of a lilo face of an angel lol x"

me too lol

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I'm the other way round my body is a car crash

. But my face will do

Don't be tough on yourself, you have great curves. But when you said car crash and I saw your profile picture, I couldnt stop myself thinking that your front air bags had gone off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the other way round my body is a car crash

. But my face will do

"
your body is pretty dam fine to me chick xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 paper bags, one each in case one falls off ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then you swap face pics. You find out while they have a very sexy body they are also ugly.

What do you do? "

Exactly why I never replied to first messages with no face pic

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Sexiness is a state of mind,an attitude,and nothing to do with how someone looks.

OP you're confusing Sexiness with whether or not you find someone attractive."

This absolutely

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I like to think I have a face and body for crimewatch lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexiness is a state of mind,an attitude,and nothing to do with how someone looks.

OP you're confusing Sexiness with whether or not you find someone attractive.

This absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then you swap face pics. You find out while they have a very sexy body they are also ugly.

What do you do? "
you start a thread about it so they can see you think they're ugly

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

No face pic, no conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fall into this category..

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Can’t see the face from behind lol

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Can’t see the face from behind lol

Plus it’s always better from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fall into this category..

Untrue

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By *heBlankPMan
over a year ago

widnes

I strongly think I fall into this category (somewhat) though I like to think I’m simply not photogenic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fall into this category..

Untrue "

Haha thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely in this category could do with a bit of plastic surgery on the old boat race,( face) & some good old body work outs down the gym

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

"I'm definitely in this category could do with a bit of plastic surgery on the old boat race,( face) & some good old body work outs down the gym "
my heads usually buried between the legs so dont see the face

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I love a friendly smiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely in this category could do with a bit of plastic surgery on the old boat race,( face) & some good old body work outs down the gym my heads usually buried between the legs so dont see the face "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Oh and what’s the other one....

Beauty is more than skin deep

Any others?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

rather body as long as the face is not hideous. that is what make up for.

I'll get the shovel

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Happens to me all too often. They use the excuse of "Oh! We dont go for bald men"

I love bald men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then you swap face pics. You find out while they have a very sexy body they are also ugly.

What do you do? "

Meet them somewhere dark

the body is the main interest for a one off anyway

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Oh and what’s the other one....

Beauty is more than skin deep

Any others?"

'Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone'.

Having said that, in the OP's scenario I really wouldn't be bothered because if a woman can make me laugh she can have me sexually.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I always try and swap face pics early just in case either of us is disappointed ,then just tell tyem as nicely as i can if they aren't for me.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love that saying

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm screwed because body and face are ugly

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

Also ‘nice on the phone, add five stone’

Body and face are important. A sexy mind / attitude wins every time. Plus anyone who likes bearded bi guys with all their own teeth and hair is an automatic ‘oh hello’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm screwed because body and face are ugly

Your arse is top drawer though love

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the opposite can be true too ?

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"Also ‘nice on the phone, add five stone’"

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By *heangelWoman
over a year ago

wonderland

All the fucking time . Hence I’m so rude I will literally reply to a message with “plz send pic “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the guy makes me laugh and there is something attractive about him, albeit non physical then yes I would meet and I have done in the past when i havent been overly attracted to them but if they are really ugly and dont take care of themselves then I would politely decline.

I dont care about what their body is like, a bit overweight, scars.. really doesnt bother me. I actually adore the male physique and love massaging, licking and stroking and at the end of the day we have to be able to have a laugh and great banter/coversation.

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

make sure you see their face first always, you can only say thanks but youre not really my type.

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