FabSwingers.com forum: Any utterly filthy women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Online and fancy a chat with a view to meeting..am back from hols and extremely horny lol..even better if you are local..had 3 meets blowout on me so far booo

Now there's an offer you cunt refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Online and fancy a chat with a view to meeting..am back from hols and extremely horny lol..even better if you are local..had 3 meets blowout on me so far booo

Now there's an offer you cunt refuse

Very easy to refuse I am afraid - Fab seems to be full of single men at the moment who think they can behave here as if they are talking to their mates and then wonder why women don't fall at their feet. I for one don't want men telling me how desperate they are to "unload" or use other gross language. Just my personal view.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Online and fancy a chat with a view to meeting..am back from hols and extremely horny lol..even better if you are local..had 3 meets blowout on me so far booo

Now there's an offer you cunt refuse

Agree. So often I look and say, oh, so you want to drain your balls or you're desperate for a lay. I have a pile of 30+ messages to go through and quite a few contenders for repeat meets... why should I choose someone who doesn't seem to realise that I'm not doing this for the sole purpose of satisfying them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brutal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brutal!

And being fourth choice isnt?

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

I'll just sit here and watch.....ouch...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

We are all here because we love sex but I for one am seriously considering leaving Fab - the minority lovely guys on here are outnumbered by guys who just think any woman on here can be treated as a sexual freebie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to your local farm and see if there’s some filthy women who haven’t showered yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Seriously? This is part of the problem.

I love filthy, no holds barred (well, I have limits) sex with people I'm not in a relationship with. I find it exciting. I'm greedy and horny.

But I want respect, friendliness, and to make sure I'm safe. According to many on here, that means I'm looking for a husband. No, I just want to be treated like a person ffs and to know I'm not meeting a psycho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Seriously? This is part of the problem.

I love filthy, no holds barred (well, I have limits) sex with people I'm not in a relationship with. I find it exciting. I'm greedy and horny.

It’s so alarming how many men don’t get this

Doesn’t take much to treat people like they are that - a person. Respect goes a long way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All you lot assuming I have no respect for women are wrong..stop being so sensitive. I'm actually an alright bloke haha...I'll make you a cuppa before you leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Online and fancy a chat with a view to meeting..am back from hols and extremely horny lol..even better if you are local..had 3 meets blowout on me so far booo

Now there's an offer you cunt refuse

I agree with this...

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

This is why I by pass the cock profile pics , the can you come round and fuck me now requests and the altogether I have no idea what all this is about men ......

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

OP has the ‘entitled’ opinion ‘it’s a sex site ffs’ thinking we should just drop them for him.

OP this attitude won’t get you far.

Worryingly this is the sentiment a lot of men have joining here which is not good for the site, it’s in fact quite concerning.

Site owner please take note.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Online and fancy a chat with a view to meeting..am back from hols and extremely horny lol..even better if you are local..had 3 meets blowout on me so far booo

Now there's an offer you cunt refuse

I agree with this..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" OP has the ‘entitled’ opinion ‘it’s a sex site ffs’ thinking we should just drop them for him.

OP this attitude won’t get you far.

Worryingly this is the sentiment a lot of men have joining here which is not good for the site, it’s in fact quite concerning.

Site owner please take note.

Totally not true as you don't know me..

On that note..knickers off and assume the position love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" OP has the ‘entitled’ opinion ‘it’s a sex site ffs’ thinking we should just drop them for him.

OP this attitude won’t get you far.

Worryingly this is the sentiment a lot of men have joining here which is not good for the site, it’s in fact quite concerning.

Site owner please take note.

Totally not true as you don't know me..

On that note..knickers off and assume the position love "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" OP has the ‘entitled’ opinion ‘it’s a sex site ffs’ thinking we should just drop them for him.

OP this attitude won’t get you far.

Worryingly this is the sentiment a lot of men have joining here which is not good for the site, it’s in fact quite concerning.

Site owner please take note.

Exactly, if it wasn’t for the forums I wouldn’t stay on here and probably go back to another more respectful swinging site, one where you don’t get harassed by horny men and get well written messages. No wonder my friends in the scene won’t come on here. They’ve heard about the annoying single men. I’ve met some great guys and made some good friends but some really do ruin it for others.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"All you lot assuming I have no respect for women are wrong..stop being so sensitive. I'm actually an alright bloke haha...I'll make you a cuppa before you leave "

Maybe you try considering your target audience. I see very little difference between your output on this thread and someone I'd have doubts about meeting.

Probably all of the women on this thread have been threatened, abused, assaulted, or worse, by men who purport to have an interest in them sexually. I have. We need to do our best to make sure it doesn't happen again. And one of those ways is to judge how a man interacts with us. "Don't be so sensitive" is dismissing my feelings, suggesting that the other poster try a dating website suggests that the way she wants to fuck is illegitimate. Red. Flags.

You want to meet women? Listen to what we're telling you. Stop being a part of the damn problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you lot assuming I have no respect for women are wrong..stop being so sensitive. I'm actually an alright bloke haha...I'll make you a cuppa before you leave "

You clearly don't have any respect for yourself, so why would you repsect women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you lot assuming I have no respect for women are wrong..stop being so sensitive. I'm actually an alright bloke haha...I'll make you a cuppa before you leave

Maybe you try considering your target audience. I see very little difference between your output on this thread and someone I'd have doubts about meeting.

You want to meet women? Listen to what we're telling you. Stop being a part of the damn problem. "

This, all of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" OP has the ‘entitled’ opinion ‘it’s a sex site ffs’ thinking we should just drop them for him.

OP this attitude won’t get you far.

Worryingly this is the sentiment a lot of men have joining here which is not good for the site, it’s in fact quite concerning.

Site owner please take note.

Damn I tried to pm you about something in here and I can't due to my age

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All you lot assuming I have no respect for women are wrong..stop being so sensitive. I'm actually an alright bloke haha...I'll make you a cuppa before you leave

Maybe you try considering your target audience. I see very little difference between your output on this thread and someone I'd have doubts about meeting.

You want to meet women? Listen to what we're telling you. Stop being a part of the damn problem. "

Fair point..I will take my bollocking like a man and scuttle off into the corner to rethink my strategy..by the way don't take me too seriously

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

Now that's an image that's burned into my mind

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

Now that's an image that's burned into my mind

Not nice is it? That's how a lot of guys status updates make me feel.

Tables turned and it's a bit grim

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

Indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

I’m the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Why does she? Just because she doesn’t want to be some randy guys cum bucket doesn’t mean this site isn’t for her. There are men on here with a similar outlook to her, we’re not all just looking for an easy shag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hippo minge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one helping out us normal blokes thanks again mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha I was thinking you was my age untill I looked. Ummm I know a filthy woman down under the car park in Norwich. Take some shower gel and she is all yours.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Hippo minge?"

Imagine a hippos mouth, all wide with drool hanging from it's lips.

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By *laytimetwoCouple
over a year ago

Staines

"All you lot assuming I have no respect for women are wrong..stop being so sensitive. I'm actually an alright bloke haha...I'll make you a cuppa before you leave

Maybe you try considering your target audience. I see very little difference between your output on this thread and someone I'd have doubts about meeting.

You want to meet women? Listen to what we're telling you. Stop being a part of the damn problem. "
so true, it’s idiots like this that make it hard for the very few nice single guys on here, thank god for filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one helping out us normal blokes thanks again mate lol"

This doesn’t make sense - ‘normal blokes’ don’t need or get help just because other men act like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

Now that's an image that's burned into my mind

Not nice is it? That's how a lot of guys status updates make me feel.

Tables turned and it's a bit grim

Glad my status updates are written like a pensioner on Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Cairy,

I read your initial post and the replies to your message.

Perhaps it is a generational thing but you said I am horny so am I.

I then proceeded to your profile which was in my opinion no better it reads like it is all about you and what you want.

Perhaps you have been in relationships in the past when women have acquiesced to your every whim. Your statement about what you like seems to be taken from a 70’s porn film.

Here is my opinion go away and don’t message anyone you give caring men a bad name.

Kindest regards

George

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FFS..you all need to take a chill pill. I am getting flamed..good job I wore my heat retardent pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one helping out us normal blokes thanks again mate lol

This doesn’t make sense - ‘normal blokes’ don’t need or get help just because other men act like this.

I think he was being sarcastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck in your search.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning Cairy,

I read your initial post and the replies to your message.

Perhaps it is a generational thing but you said I am horny so am I.

I then proceeded to your profile which was in my opinion no better it reads like it is all about you and what you want.

Perhaps you have been in relationships in the past when women have acquiesced to your every whim. Your statement about what you like seems to be taken from a 70’s porn film.

Here is my opinion go away and don’t message anyone you give caring men a bad name.

Kindest regards

George

Lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on folks..calm down..

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Harlow

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

Funny, the thread is important and damns ya guys, rightly so in a lot of cases, but it’s goid to see humour in here to.

Unless of course you mean it!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

Funny, the thread is important and damns ya guys, rightly so in a lot of cases, but it’s goid to see humour in here to.

Unless of course you mean it!"

I'm a hungry hungry hippo.

If I took things too seriously I'd never open my legs or front door again.

I was merely highlighting if the tables were turned, the kind of status updates that women with no class or self respect would impose on the rest of fab.

I'm more of a fanny like a mouse's earhole kinda gal.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think most women think about how they'll be perceived before posting. Or if they don't, particularly if their message filters aren't impenetrable, they only make that mistake once!

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Harlow

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

Funny, the thread is important and damns ya guys, rightly so in a lot of cases, but it’s goid to see humour in here to.

Unless of course you mean it!

I'm a hungry hungry hippo.

If I took things too seriously I'd never open my legs or front door again.

I was merely highlighting if the tables were turned, the kind of status updates that women with no class or self respect would impose on the rest of fab.

I'm more of a fanny like a mouse's earhole kinda gal."

I’ll have a think and get back to you on that!

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

The reality is that many many men who find it a turn on

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

The reality is that many many men who find it a turn on

Or just happy that they think they're finally gonna get some, regardless of the fact it has teeth and probably bad aids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

The reality is that many many men who find it a turn on

And that’s why we wouldn’t even dare joke about it on a status.

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By *dge of HeavenMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Seriously? This is part of the problem.

I love filthy, no holds barred (well, I have limits) sex with people I'm not in a relationship with. I find it exciting. I'm greedy and horny.

Well you cant argue with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

You just made yourself look like a right dick with that comment

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

The reality is that many many men who find it a turn on

And that’s why we wouldn’t even dare joke about it on a status. "

It's interesting, as a bloke I can see exactly why blokes do porn talk as it's generally a turn on for us chaps. However, as part of a couple where blokes want to fuck Katie, I cringe whenever I see stuff like that as it just shows they have no fucking idea what women want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Seriously? This is part of the problem.

I love filthy, no holds barred (well, I have limits) sex with people I'm not in a relationship with. I find it exciting. I'm greedy and horny.

Yes we are not all desperate crack heads on here that will do anything, anywhere, anytime with anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

You just made yourself look like a right dick with that comment"

Lots of the "single" men on here are also on match.com and all the other sites too but with the one aim of some free sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

The reality is that many many men who find it a turn on

And that’s why we wouldn’t even dare joke about it on a status.

Give me a guy with good emotional intelligence and a lot of experience with women any day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Seriously? This is part of the problem.

I love filthy, no holds barred (well, I have limits) sex with people I'm not in a relationship with. I find it exciting. I'm greedy and horny.

Yes we are not all desperate crack heads on here that will do anything, anywhere, anytime with anyone.

Wait what?! We’re not?! Damnit!!!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Seriously? This is part of the problem.

I love filthy, no holds barred (well, I have limits) sex with people I'm not in a relationship with. I find it exciting. I'm greedy and horny.

Yes we are not all desperate crack heads on here that will do anything, anywhere, anytime with anyone.

And to that end... even if we were, about ten minutes of the fresh meat onslaught you get on a single female profile probably tells you to hold out five minutes for a better offer or three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

LMAO xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Seriously? This is part of the problem.

I love filthy, no holds barred (well, I have limits) sex with people I'm not in a relationship with. I find it exciting. I'm greedy and horny.

Yes we are not all desperate crack heads on here that will do anything, anywhere, anytime with anyone.

Wait what?! We’re not?! Damnit!!!!!!"

We're ghurkin lurkin. Meet ya outside maccies for a fix.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"All you lot assuming I have no respect for women are wrong..stop being so sensitive. I'm actually an alright bloke haha...I'll make you a cuppa before you leave "

Give the bloke a break . He probably is an ok chap , but seems to hide it well

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

The reality is that many many men who find it a turn on

And that’s why we wouldn’t even dare joke about it on a status.

Give me a guy with good emotional intelligence and a lot of experience with women any day. "

Precisely. All I can assume is that blokes who say stuff like. "who wants to empty my balls" have never actually spoken to a person in possession of a vagina.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

LMAO xx"

Fancy wiping the grool erm, drool for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

The reality is that many many men who find it a turn on

And that’s why we wouldn’t even dare joke about it on a status.

Give me a guy with good emotional intelligence and a lot of experience with women any day.

Precisely. All I can assume is that blokes who say stuff like. "who wants to empty my balls" have never actually spoken to a person in possession of a vagina. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on folks..calm down.."

Bet you wish you hadn't posted anything now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Seriously? This is part of the problem.

I love filthy, no holds barred (well, I have limits) sex with people I'm not in a relationship with. I find it exciting. I'm greedy and horny.

Yes we are not all desperate crack heads on here that will do anything, anywhere, anytime with anyone.

Wait what?! We’re not?! Damnit!!!!!!

We're ghurkin lurkin. Meet ya outside maccies for a fix."

When I was once d*unk I stole someone’s muffin from McDonald’s and gave it to a homeless man

Meet you there!!!

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

" OP has the ‘entitled’ opinion ‘it’s a sex site ffs’ thinking we should just drop them for him.

OP this attitude won’t get you far.

Worryingly this is the sentiment a lot of men have joining here which is not good for the site, it’s in fact quite concerning.

Totally agree with this

Site owner please take note.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Today's lesson has been sponsored by those in the world who are more than just a poontang, more than a set of blue balls, more than just flesh and sex juices.... WE ARE PEOPLE!!!

FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOM

*gallops off into the sunset*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on folks..calm down..

Bet you wish you hadn't posted anything now.

It's sort of heading that way yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

The reality is that many many men who find it a turn on

Or just happy that they think they're finally gonna get some, regardless of the fact it has teeth and probably bad aids."

Lol you are funny but is there a good type of aids

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"All you lot assuming I have no respect for women are wrong..stop being so sensitive. I'm actually an alright bloke haha...I'll make you a cuppa before you leave

Maybe you try considering your target audience. I see very little difference between your output on this thread and someone I'd have doubts about meeting.

You want to meet women? Listen to what we're telling you. Stop being a part of the damn problem. "

Well said

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

The reality is that many many men who find it a turn on

Or just happy that they think they're finally gonna get some, regardless of the fact it has teeth and probably bad aids.

Lol you are funny but is there a good type of aids "

Band aids used to be quite popular.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Today's lesson has been sponsored by those in the world who are more than just a poontang, more than a set of blue balls, more than just flesh and sex juices.... WE ARE PEOPLE!!!

FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOM

*gallops off into the sunset*"

I am strong, I am invincible, I am woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today's lesson has been sponsored by those in the world who are more than just a poontang, more than a set of blue balls, more than just flesh and sex juices.... WE ARE PEOPLE!!!

FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOM

*gallops off into the sunset*"

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"Come on folks..calm down..

Bet you wish you hadn't posted anything now.

It's sort of heading that way yeah!

Serious question. Are you bothered about meeting people or just here for the lolz.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've joined another site because I've got fed up with the attitude of most men on here thinking women are up for it with anyone, anytime.

They seem to be less 'any holes a goal' types but still can't read a bloody profile

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

If only there weren't enough guys writing "Do you/they know what site this is?" in all seriousness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on folks..calm down..

Bet you wish you hadn't posted anything now.

It's sort of heading that way yeah!

In my experience its usually the men that spout explicit garbage, that run off crying to mummy, when faced with a REAL sexually liberated woman.

I've seen it many many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

I've long been tempted to post statuses like these to show some guys what it's like, but I'm afraid some might accept...

The reality is that many many men who find it a turn on

Or just happy that they think they're finally gonna get some, regardless of the fact it has teeth and probably bad aids.

Lol you are funny but is there a good type of aids

Band aids used to be quite popular. "

Ha ha yer used to be

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Come on folks..calm down..

Bet you wish you hadn't posted anything now.

It's sort of heading that way yeah!

In my experience its usually the men that spout explicit garbage, that run off crying to mummy, when faced with a REAL sexually liberated woman.

I've seen it many many times"

I agree. They post incredibly filthy stuff then get offended you do more than missionary with the lights off with one person.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If only there weren't enough guys writing "Do you/they know what site this is?" in all seriousness...

I seem to have forgotten that I revoked my right to retract consent when I joined. Or that I'm no longer allowed standards or to have a life other than running around fucking every guy who can mash an X and "fukk me nao" on a keyboard. Silly ladybrain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on folks..calm down..

Bet you wish you hadn't posted anything now.

It's sort of heading that way yeah!

Haha. That’ll teach ya. People are so serious on here. I don’t think you deserve such a slating for what it’s worth.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"Come on folks..calm down..

Bet you wish you hadn't posted anything now.

It's sort of heading that way yeah!

In my experience its usually the men that spout explicit garbage, that run off crying to mummy, when faced with a REAL sexually liberated woman.

I've seen it many many times

I agree. They post incredibly filthy stuff then get offended you do more than missionary with the lights off with one person. "

Happy to prove otherwise ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on folks..calm down..

Bet you wish you hadn't posted anything now.

It's sort of heading that way yeah!

In my experience its usually the men that spout explicit garbage, that run off crying to mummy, when faced with a REAL sexually liberated woman.

I've seen it many many times

I agree. They post incredibly filthy stuff then get offended you do more than missionary with the lights off with one person. "

Yup. That's about the size of it.

The very mention of the word 'vibrator' and they are blubbing into their pint of Stella Artwah

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Come on folks..calm down..

Bet you wish you hadn't posted anything now.

It's sort of heading that way yeah!

In my experience its usually the men that spout explicit garbage, that run off crying to mummy, when faced with a REAL sexually liberated woman.

I've seen it many many times

I agree. They post incredibly filthy stuff then get offended you do more than missionary with the lights off with one person.

Yup. That's about the size of it.

The very mention of the word 'vibrator' and they are blubbing into their pint of Stella Artwah"

Vibrator

you really are a pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on folks..calm down..

Bet you wish you hadn't posted anything now.

It's sort of heading that way yeah!

In my experience its usually the men that spout explicit garbage, that run off crying to mummy, when faced with a REAL sexually liberated woman.

I've seen it many many times

I agree. They post incredibly filthy stuff then get offended you do more than missionary with the lights off with one person.

Yup. That's about the size of it.

The very mention of the word 'vibrator' and they are blubbing into their pint of Stella Artwah

Vibrator

you really are a pervert "

I should be locked up with all the other fallen women

Sex is for men

And the sooner us girlies realise it, the happier we'll all be

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

God some women need to get over themselves. It’s a adult contact site. Trying to take the higher position here is a joke. A fuck is a fuck. The op was being funny. His cock is no less valid because it’s a cock not a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God some women need to get over themselves. It’s a adult contact site. Trying to take the higher position here is a joke. A fuck is a fuck. The op was being funny. His cock is no less valid because it’s a cock not a cunt. "

A fuck is a fuck?

Yep. Obviously

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over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Going way back to the OP, women here can and will refuse offers we find unappealing from people who interact in ways we don't like. Given the power dynamics here, many men should bear that more in mind. (everyone should for that matter)

And a fuck might just be a fuck, but I want to make sure I get something out of it and I get home safely. Oh me on my high horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" OP has the ‘entitled’ opinion ‘it’s a sex site ffs’ thinking we should just drop them for him.

OP this attitude won’t get you far.

Worryingly this is the sentiment a lot of men have joining here which is not good for the site, it’s in fact quite concerning.

Site owner please take note.

It is a sex site. A casual sex site.

Where nice meet people meet each other for great sex with no strings attached and generally get along just fine without murdering each other.

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Another one helping out us normal blokes thanks again mate lol"

Yep, keep it up OP! Although this stuff makes me cringe, it massively improves the chances of the good guys doing well on here! Massively unimpressed when I hear of this (sadly all too often), but having the opposite approach mean even ordinary everyday guys like me get to know some fabulous ladies! Happy days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a fuck might just be a fuck, but I want to make sure I get something out of it and I get home safely. Oh me on my high horse. "

Yes but men can also leave and meet equally sexy women on regular dating sites and real life often with less hoop jumping.

There's a tipping point where if you take the casual out of casual sex you will lose your audience of decent men and be stuck with the dregs of sexual society.

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Maybe you need a hooker. Women are on fab as equals who enjoy sex and want to fulfill their own fantasies, not to offer their "services" to guys who need a quick free shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today's lesson has been sponsored by those in the world who are more than just a poontang, more than a set of blue balls, more than just flesh and sex juices.... WE ARE PEOPLE!!!

FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOM

*gallops off into the sunset*

I am strong, I am invincible, I am woman!

I am indoctrinated

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

" OP has the ‘entitled’ opinion ‘it’s a sex site ffs’ thinking we should just drop them for him.

OP this attitude won’t get you far.

Worryingly this is the sentiment a lot of men have joining here which is not good for the site, it’s in fact quite concerning.

Site owner please take note.

It is a sex site. A casual sex site.

Where nice meet people meet each other for great sex with no strings attached and generally get along just fine without murdering each other.

I had to run from buffalo bill once when he tried to lump me in the back of his van full of cuffs and rope at a social, whilst listening to him banging on about how all women of fab were bitches.

I came pretty close I reckon!

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Brutal!

Utterly filthy woman right here. Come tear my knickers off, lick me until I'm sore then unload those heavy balls in to my arse....

Oh wait..... Thats right. You couldn't even be bothered to ask me my name first...AND I have a husband who can do these things for and to me.

Tut tut OP, that approach is going to get you absolutely nowhere.

Brutal maybe... Honest Definitely

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

"Brutal!

Utterly filthy woman right here. Come tear my knickers off, lick me until I'm sore then unload those heavy balls in to my arse....

Oh wait..... Thats right. You couldn't even be bothered to ask me my name first...AND I have a husband who can do these things for and to me.

Tut tut OP, that approach is going to get you absolutely nowhere.

Brutal maybe... Honest Definitely "

Exactly. We all have brains and genitalia that we ALL want to have stimulated in equal measure. As an experiment a woman from this thread post a new thread copy what was written by the op and see what happens. So my big question is if this guys done nothing wrong why do wome think it’s ok to jump down his throat? What axe have you got to grind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brutal!

Utterly filthy woman right here. Come tear my knickers off, lick me until I'm sore then unload those heavy balls in to my arse....

Oh wait..... Thats right. You couldn't even be bothered to ask me my name first...AND I have a husband who can do these things for and to me.

Tut tut OP, that approach is going to get you absolutely nowhere.

Brutal maybe... Honest Definitely "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Brutal!

Utterly filthy woman right here. Come tear my knickers off, lick me until I'm sore then unload those heavy balls in to my arse....

Oh wait..... Thats right. You couldn't even be bothered to ask me my name first...AND I have a husband who can do these things for and to me.

Tut tut OP, that approach is going to get you absolutely nowhere.

Brutal maybe... Honest Definitely

My axe wound, against my wand. Feels soooooo good and doesn't tell me lies

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"Brutal!

Utterly filthy woman right here. Come tear my knickers off, lick me until I'm sore then unload those heavy balls in to my arse....

Oh wait..... Thats right. You couldn't even be bothered to ask me my name first...AND I have a husband who can do these things for and to me.

Tut tut OP, that approach is going to get you absolutely nowhere.

Brutal maybe... Honest Definitely

It's not about grinding an axe, it's about the fact that the vast majority of women on here find that approach an utter turn off. . If he's any sense, he'll take note and act accordingly.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Brutal!

Utterly filthy woman right here. Come tear my knickers off, lick me until I'm sore then unload those heavy balls in to my arse....

Oh wait..... Thats right. You couldn't even be bothered to ask me my name first...AND I have a husband who can do these things for and to me.

Tut tut OP, that approach is going to get you absolutely nowhere.

Brutal maybe... Honest Definitely

Apparently his 3 blown out meets already lead the OP to decide any woman here will be fine and he's quite clearly made an offer that simply cannot be refused.

Where exactly did women here become a 4th best option and not be required to even find out anyone's name. Let alone out any effort into striking up at least a few sentences of conversation before asking in a respectful way if a meet would at least be considered.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

And a fuck might just be a fuck, but I want to make sure I get something out of it and I get home safely. Oh me on my high horse.

Yes but men can also leave and meet equally sexy women on regular dating sites and real life often with less hoop jumping.

There's a tipping point where if you take the casual out of casual sex you will lose your audience of decent men and be stuck with the dregs of sexual society. "

Cool? If men don't want to prove themselves respectful and safe, I don't want them. Works fine for me.

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Online and fancy a chat with a view to meeting..am back from hols and extremely horny lol..even better if you are local..had 3 meets blowout on me so far booo

Now there's an offer you cunt refuse

"
Good luck with this. Please let us know how you get on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All of you burds are way too chirpy..have you finished? As am not too sure my flame retardent pants could take anymore.

Good

Now..Knicks off..face down..

Only kidding. Some of you burds need to take a joke! It's only a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of you burds are way too chirpy..have you finished? As am not too sure my flame retardent pants could take anymore.

Good

Now..Knicks off..face down..

Only kidding. Some of you burds need to take a joke! It's only a laugh

And some of you geezers need to take the same joke, when you cant work out why you cant get your little selves layed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol op this is despacito, even I am not this disrespectful towards woman. I'm doing it purely for satisfying and pleasuring them than myself. Even though I haven't had a meet till date but that's because I'm not where I want to be bodywise to wow the ladies yet. But I'm work in progress.soon enough I hope.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can't speak for other women, and I'm not necessarily speaking about any man on this thread, but Fab isn't my only outlet for sex, even if it can work very well for me.

And even if it were my only outlet, what some guys don't realise is, I can just not have sex. It's not, oh, you have to pick one of us and if you don't like it then it'll only get worse. Sometimes I look at some of the offerings and I'd give up sex and masturbation for the rest of my life rather than touch that. I can do without.

What would Fab be like if all the women left? I'm not threatening to leave. But attitudes like on this thread are hardly good reasons for women to stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Easy Shah sounds like drive thru. Pick up and fuck. God knows what dirty nasty diseases people hiding when it's easy Shag. I'd like women that.play a little hard to get, those that make me work for her deliciousness. No butter legged hippo camp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't speak for other women, and I'm not necessarily speaking about any man on this thread, but Fab isn't my only outlet for sex, even if it can work very well for me.

What would Fab be like if all the women left? I'm not threatening to leave. But attitudes like on this thread are hardly good reasons for women to stay. "

Tbh. Some women deserve to leave also do men. Besides if all women left fab, there are new signings everyday. And if those left then fav would be like Grindr or some other gay site.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I can't speak for other women, and I'm not necessarily speaking about any man on this thread, but Fab isn't my only outlet for sex, even if it can work very well for me.

What would Fab be like if all the women left? I'm not threatening to leave. But attitudes like on this thread are hardly good reasons for women to stay.

Tbh. Some women deserve to leave also do men. Besides if all women left fab, there are new signings everyday. And if those left then fav would be like Grindr or some other gay site.

I'm not saying some women shouldn't leave or don't do bad things. I'm responding to the idea that I have to lower my standards or not get laid. Some days the latter is the preferable option. Heck, recently it's the one I've been taking because none of my prospects have been remotely appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The problem lies with some men being ‘entitled’ and having no respect for women on here.

It’s very very concerning and one of the reasons I don’t meet men from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really interesting read this thread. I've always approached women on here as I would in the "real" world, with manners and respect. After all, you're asking them basically if they'd like to meet a complete stranger for the most intimate act 2 people can do together.

Some of the stories my fb has told me about her experiences on here make me cringe. Often saying some men think as they only want sex they can treat them like a free prostitute showing little or no respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind"

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All of you burds are way too chirpy..have you finished? As am not too sure my flame retardent pants could take anymore.

Good

Now..Knicks off..face down..

Only kidding. Some of you burds need to take a joke! It's only a laugh

Nope he’s a cunt. Sorry guys. Take back all I said.

Dude! I thought you was team Cairy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc"

Erm, yeah

Ok champ

Quite how that relates to my question though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc"

I dont !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc"

Do they?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I have a nice shower room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc"

Do they?

I certainly don’t

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Really interesting read this thread. I've always approached women on here as I would in the "real" world, with manners and respect. After all, you're asking them basically if they'd like to meet a complete stranger for the most intimate act 2 people can do together.

A sizeable minority of men on here make me feel like I'll do because I have a wet hole and a pulse. And for some, the wet and the pulse are optional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm just going to sit in the corner and have some snack and watch this thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc"

Wrong, most men THINK they do when in reality its not true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm just going to sit in the corner and have some snack and watch this thread...

I love a man who is able to qualify what he posts

So hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc

Do they?

I certainly don’t "

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sizeable minority of men on here make me feel like I'll do because I have a wet hole and a pulse. And for some, the wet and the pulse are optional. "

Just 1 wet hole? I thought 3. :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc

Do they?

I certainly don’t

Me neither "

Then you and the other lady are exceptional.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A sizeable minority of men on here make me feel like I'll do because I have a wet hole and a pulse. And for some, the wet and the pulse are optional.

Just 1 wet hole? I thought 3. :P

They're not that discerning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm just going to sit in the corner and have some snack and watch this thread...

I love a man who is able to qualify what he posts

So hot"

Lol. If you want to come over and sit next to me and have no behaviour issues then you may have a bite too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm just going to sit in the corner and have some snack and watch this thread...

I love a man who is able to qualify what he posts

So hot

Lol. If you want to come over and sit next to me and have no behaviour issues then you may have a bite too

Are you and the OP the same person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm just going to sit in the corner and have some snack and watch this thread...

I love a man who is able to qualify what he posts

So hot

Lol. If you want to come over and sit next to me and have no behaviour issues then you may have a bite too

Behaviour issues?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc

Wrong, most men THINK they do when in reality its not true."

Wrong. They specifically type BBC and I'd you don't have it they'll just ignore/delete your messags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm just going to sit in the corner and have some snack and watch this thread...

I love a man who is able to qualify what he posts

So hot

Lol. If you want to come over and sit next to me and have no behaviour issues then you may have a bite too

Behaviour issues?"

Yes, no touching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc

Wrong, most men THINK they do when in reality its not true.

Wrong. They specifically type BBC and I'd you don't have it they'll just ignore/delete your messags. "

What every woman on this site wants that ? No. Some do but read one of the many does size matter threads, most women say they prefer nearer the average and most couldn't care less what colour it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc

Wrong, most men THINK they do when in reality its not true.

Wrong. They specifically type BBC and I'd you don't have it they'll just ignore/delete your messags. "

Well...

If they specify what they want

And you dont have it.

But msg them anyway

D'ya know, I cant even be bothered to type the last bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm just going to sit in the corner and have some snack and watch this thread...

I think you could book into a hotel for a few days and still find it going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chucks in bar of soap,shower gel and sponge I hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc

Wrong, most men THINK they do when in reality its not true.

Wrong. They specifically type BBC and I'd you don't have it they'll just ignore/delete your messags.

Well...

If they specify what they want

And you dont have it.

But msg them anyway

D'ya know, I cant even be bothered to type the last bit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc

Wrong, most men THINK they do when in reality its not true.

Wrong. They specifically type BBC and I'd you don't have it they'll just ignore/delete your messags.

What every woman on this site wants that ? No. Some do but read one of the many does size matter threads, most women say they prefer nearer the average and most couldn't care less what colour it is. "

Buddy. They definitely care what colour you are and size you have. Send me a.pvt message and I'll tell you more ABT it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm just going to sit in the corner and have some snack and watch this thread...

I love a man who is able to qualify what he posts

So hot

Lol. If you want to come over and sit next to me and have no behaviour issues then you may have a bite too

Are you and the OP the same person?

Why'd you say that. ? I'm not a retarded disrespectful cunt like op."

Oh shut up you fucking tart lol!

Come on folks at least I have started a decent thread to debate..even if I did get monumentally flamed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm just going to sit in the corner and have some snack and watch this thread...

I love a man who is able to qualify what he posts

So hot

Lol. If you want to come over and sit next to me and have no behaviour issues then you may have a bite too

Are you and the OP the same person?

Why'd you say that. ? I'm not a retarded disrespectful cunt like op.

Oh shut up you fucking tart lol!

Come on folks at least I have started a decent thread to debate..even if I did get monumentally flamed!

Who’s the tart? Me or spicy?

It’s a public forum, everyone can take part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm just going to sit in the corner and have some snack and watch this thread...

I love a man who is able to qualify what he posts

So hot

Lol. If you want to come over and sit next to me and have no behaviour issues then you may have a bite too

Are you and the OP the same person?

Why'd you say that. ? I'm not a retarded disrespectful cunt like op.

Oh shut up you fucking tart lol!

Come on folks at least I have started a decent thread to debate..even if I did get monumentally flamed!

Smh Dude. You got third degree burnnn by the rants the women have you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to thank all the posters for giving me some real laughs today - brightened up my Friday.

Lets hope OP has a think about how to improve his chances of meets on here - but I doubt it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My work here is done..

Cairy out!

*Drops mic*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What some men fail to grasp it the more comfortable you can make a woman feel by being respectful, the dirtier they will probably be with you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What some men fail to grasp it the more comfortable you can make a woman feel by being respectful, the dirtier they will probably be with you

This dudes got the gist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to add something here. The way the op has said what he has said through out this thread is not good. In actual fact makes him sound more like a dick than the nice guy he claims to be.

I understand what the women here are saying as I seem to get a fair few men on here messaging me shit one liners like can I suck you or nice dick mate and it gets very annoying that theres no effort put into the message.

But and yes theres a but, I always put a lot of effort into the messages that I send which are always more than a sentence and im still yet to get a social let alone a naughty meet. Im not pushy nore do I send more messages if I dont get a reply. I also try hard not to ask those annoying questions like how are you and what you looking for. It can defiantly really annoying especially if that message gets deleted without a reply.

I do understand women on here get a lot of messages and couldn't possible reply to them all but for the ones that have put effort into a message at least a no thanks would be nice.

Anyone care to tell me where im going wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What some men fail to grasp it the more comfortable you can make a woman feel by being respectful, the dirtier they will probably be with you

This dudes got the gist.

Don't worry, its not contageous !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and don't lump me in with the 'fancy a fuck' crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to add something here. The way the op has said what he has said through out this thread is not good. In actual fact makes him sound more like a dick than the nice guy he claims to be.

I do understand women on here get a lot of messages and couldn't possible reply to them all but for the ones that have put effort into a message at least a no thanks would be nice.

Anyone care to tell me where im going wrong."

Lol i feel relatable. Same issue. It's either size or colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and don't lump me in with the 'fancy a fuck' crowd

Didn't you drop the mic ?

You got roasted like peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and don't lump me in with the 'fancy a fuck' crowd

Thats where you would feel right at home

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"I would like to add something here. The way the op has said what he has said through out this thread is not good. In actual fact makes him sound more like a dick than the nice guy he claims to be.

I do understand women on here get a lot of messages and couldn't possible reply to them all but for the ones that have put effort into a message at least a no thanks would be nice.

Anyone care to tell me where im going wrong.

Lol i feel relatable. Same issue. It's either size or colour. "

No its not.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"My work here is done..

Cairy out!

*Drops mic*"
you would do far better by taking note of what the women on this thread are saying rather than be light hearted about it. You might even get to find out a few things about women

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Seriously? This is part of the problem.

I love filthy, no holds barred (well, I have limits) sex with people I'm not in a relationship with. I find it exciting. I'm greedy and horny.

Well said.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to add something here. The way the op has said what he has said through out this thread is not good. In actual fact makes him sound more like a dick than the nice guy he claims to be.

I do understand women on here get a lot of messages and couldn't possible reply to them all but for the ones that have put effort into a message at least a no thanks would be nice.

Anyone care to tell me where im going wrong.

Lol i feel relatable. Same issue. It's either size or colour.

No its not. "

I agree its not but what is it

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

Seriously? This is part of the problem.

I love filthy, no holds barred (well, I have limits) sex with people I'm not in a relationship with. I find it exciting. I'm greedy and horny.

We had a young army guy message us yesterday saying how kind, well mannered and everything else he presumed we wanted to hear..

First lines of his profile"love to cheat behind your husbands back without him knowing "

Suffice to say we blocked but we do tend to enjoy meeting single guys at clubs much more as we can sit back and see how they act before approaching them.

This site is open for everyone and everyone is free to use it as they please (mostly) but the problem is teaching the ones who don't get it how to hide that fact makes it harder to spot those we should be avoiding

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"I would like to add something here. The way the op has said what he has said through out this thread is not good. In actual fact makes him sound more like a dick than the nice guy he claims to be.

I do understand women on here get a lot of messages and couldn't possible reply to them all but for the ones that have put effort into a message at least a no thanks would be nice.

Anyone care to tell me where im going wrong.

Lol i feel relatable. Same issue. It's either size or colour.

No its not.

I agree its not but what is it "

Given the far greater number of men on here than women, you have to stand out in some way. I would say being reasonably physically attractive, being able to talk to women on non sexual matters and not coming across like a sex offender will get you a meet. Penis size and ethnicity are not that important.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I would like to add something here. The way the op has said what he has said through out this thread is not good. In actual fact makes him sound more like a dick than the nice guy he claims to be.

I do understand women on here get a lot of messages and couldn't possible reply to them all but for the ones that have put effort into a message at least a no thanks would be nice.

Anyone care to tell me where im going wrong."

I'm sitting on 400, do have filters in place to a degree and even state on my profile I rarely read messages. The first 10 I've just glanced over barely have 30 words in total if you add them all together, and the one that does contain actual sentences mentions the exact things I say I don't want to receive in messages!

I'm genuinely sorry these chancers spoil the enjoyment of reading messages for people like me, meaning I'd probably miss reading the ones that HAVE taken effort and thought.

To all those I've ignored who've made an actual effort, not copy and pasted and read my.. sincerest apologies.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc

I dont !"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think of me as a gift on this lovely Friday. You may all be roasting me but if I had not popped up and started what has turned into a decent thread you would have all been stuck with the..

Face pic Friday

Snog, punch, or shit on chest

Type threads inhabited by desperate fellas battling like soldiers trying to be the next bloke to post under the previous woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it may turn into an interesting rant

I wasn't singling out the OP but I hoped my reply might make him look at this from a woman's perspective.

I have started to avoid looking at the updates page now because there seems to be no internal censorship used by many Fabbers before they post gross messages or pictures.

You need match.com love

So its not an easy shag, people are less likely to have nasty diseases?

I'll keep that in mind

For those with a BBC it definitely is easy shag. Cuz most women on here prefer bbc"

Ugh! Ere we go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to add something here. The way the op has said what he has said through out this thread is not good. In actual fact makes him sound more like a dick than the nice guy he claims to be.

I do understand women on here get a lot of messages and couldn't possible reply to them all but for the ones that have put effort into a message at least a no thanks would be nice.

Anyone care to tell me where im going wrong.

Lol i feel relatable. Same issue. It's either size or colour.

No its not.

I agree its not but what is it

I do also understand theres more men to women on fab and I do consider myself good at talking to women on here and in the real world but yet I get nothing on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to add something here. The way the op has said what he has said through out this thread is not good. In actual fact makes him sound more like a dick than the nice guy he claims to be.

I do understand women on here get a lot of messages and couldn't possible reply to them all but for the ones that have put effort into a message at least a no thanks would be nice.

Anyone care to tell me where im going wrong.

I'm genuinely sorry these chancers spoil the enjoyment of reading messages for people like me, meaning I'd probably miss reading the ones that HAVE taken effort and thought.

To all those I've ignored who've made an actual effort, not copy and pasted and read my.. sincerest apologies. "

Exactly this. I have 86 unread messages since this morning. More than half of them will be bloody vile. It’s ridiculous and does spoil it for the decent men because I really just can’t be bothered to go through them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think of me as a gift on this lovely Friday. You may all be roasting me but if I had not popped up and started what has turned into a decent thread you would have all been stuck with the..

Face pic Friday

Snog, punch, or shit on chest

Type threads inhabited by desperate fellas battling like soldiers trying to be the next bloke to post under the previous woman "

Lol as much as I hate to I have to agree with you on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On that note, who wants to empty their blue balls into my gaping hippo minge?

Funny, the thread is important and damns ya guys, rightly so in a lot of cases, but it’s goid to see humour in here to.

Unless of course you mean it!

I'm a hungry hungry hippo.

If I took things too seriously I'd never open my legs or front door again.

I was merely highlighting if the tables were turned, the kind of status updates that women with no class or self respect would impose on the rest of fab.

I'm more of a fanny like a mouse's earhole kinda gal."

Awwww....that sounds so sweet and delicate....like a tiny shell

Now should I leave it there and sound all caring and thoughtful which is what I’d like to do or should I undermine myself by going on to talk about the swishing of the waves and thereby lead on to the mother in law joke about the sound of the fog horn?

Unfortunately a lot of the time these attempts at humour as practiced by many of the single men on here just come across as the modern day equivalent of the wolf whistle, the sole purpose of which was to establish and maintain hierarchy in a male group. It’s sad but unfortunately many of the single men on here betray themselves in their desperate comments and probably never get dates as a result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to add something here. The way the op has said what he has said through out this thread is not good. In actual fact makes him sound more like a dick than the nice guy he claims to be.

I do understand women on here get a lot of messages and couldn't possible reply to them all but for the ones that have put effort into a message at least a no thanks would be nice.

Anyone care to tell me where im going wrong.

I'm genuinely sorry these chancers spoil the enjoyment of reading messages for people like me, meaning I'd probably miss reading the ones that HAVE taken effort and thought.

To all those I've ignored who've made an actual effort, not copy and pasted and read my.. sincerest apologies. "

400 now I get it even more but thanks and lets hope the ones that make the effort dont get missed

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What some men fail to grasp it the more comfortable you can make a woman feel by being respectful, the dirtier they will probably be with you

This dudes got the gist.

100% true! Respectful messaging, coupled with tasteful face photos = some great times with a few fabulous ladies who I'm proud to be seen out with socially as friends now, not just 'meets' - and I'm no adonis by any means!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get messages like "free now? I'll suck your cock". Or persistent "when can we meet?" from men. I want to experience sucking a cock but my god have some decency about you!

Sorry but a Glory Hole attitude ain't for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Online and fancy a chat with a view to meeting..am back from hols and extremely horny lol..even better if you are local..had 3 meets blowout on me so far booo

Now there's an offer you cunt refuse

Not sure what you did to deserve that! Time of the month??

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