FabSwingers.com forum: All clear STI messages

By *roberts OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Hi guys

Has anyone had a check and received a text message for the all clear ? If so would anyone kindly share with us exactly what the information says on a text . We're just checking that the information sent to us is entirely legitimate !!

Thankyou so much !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your test results are all negative. This means that we did not find any infections. Visit http://tinyurl.com/jspy5kp to find out how to reduce your risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What our clinic sends anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yh that's same text if not slightly diff worded to mine

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By *roberts OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Thanks guys for your response.

Mmmm . We got a text from a guy saying he was clear and a similar message but how do we know it's legitimate ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u dont really

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

My messages come in this format.

From NHSNoReply.

Your results from the tests on xxxxx(date) are ALL CLEAR

If someone is forwarding you their results text then you have no way to know if it is accurate OP. It is also worth bearing in mind that the tests only prove that they didn't have anything on the day they were tested - they could have caught something since.

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

I would ask the person to ring gum up and get a copy of the results even if he removed his address and last name. A text don't say much I got my ex to have one when I found out his sordid lifestyle wasn't always safe sex.. They asked him to contact a number and listen to the results he was negative but I think he did call him every name going for being stupid. There is always that one that won't tell the truth...

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

A test is only valid at the time the sample was taken, whoever it was taken from. Not when the text comes through. Not when the text is shown to your partner(s) of choice. Not when you decide to ask for clarification.

It is only a snapshot of what was tested at a point in time.

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By *roberts OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

We have no concern at all where he has been since the test as we know his everyday role.

We have a screenshot of the latest messages of the guy in questions phone .

So we understand that he has had a message stating the time and date and that this was the following.

All test results clear. Health Advisers (Please do not text/telephone reply.)

It could be for diabetes for all we know ?

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"We have no concern at all where he has been since the test as we know his everyday role.

We have a screenshot of the latest messages of the guy in questions phone .

So we understand that he has had a message stating the time and date and that this was the following.

All test results clear. Health Advisers (Please do not text/telephone reply.)

It could be for diabetes for all we know ?

OP it could be tests for anything, you will just have to take his word for it. Patient confidentiality means no specific details will be sent by text just in case the message doesn't reach the patient. I'd certainly be a bit pissed off if the clinic text me to say "your tests for the clap are clear"!

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By *roberts OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"We have no concern at all where he has been since the test as we know his everyday role.

We have a screenshot of the latest messages of the guy in questions phone .

So we understand that he has had a message stating the time and date and that this was the following.

All test results clear. Health Advisers (Please do not text/telephone reply.)

It could be for diabetes for all we know ?

Yes we completely understand but if we're trying to trust how can we tell

From just a text that number 1 its genuine and 2 that it's for sexual health ?

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By *llie_worcMan
over a year ago

bristol

Mine said 'your recent tests at (clinic name) were negative.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My SHC text comes from 'NHS - No Reply'

It simply reads "All Clear"

But I also recieve texts from the same sender, in regard to all my families medical appointments, reminders, and prescription confirmations for my sons meds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a confirmation of a jo interview on the same thread as a test result.

NHS-NoReply

Your recent test results were all clear

NHS-NoReply

You have a job interview for xxxxx at xxxxxx on xxth Month Year @ 11.30am. Please log in to your NHS Jobs account to confirm your attendance.

I kept it for a while as it amused my small mind.

I start the job Monday fyi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks guys for your response.

Mmmm . We got a text from a guy saying he was clear and a similar message but how do we know it's legitimate ?

You don't x

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

A quick copy and paste of mine:

Personal details removed....

Hi, (name here) . All your tests taken on (date here) at Concord Medical Practice are negative. Ref: (unique sexual health ID) .

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By *ymaleMan
over a year ago

nr Bradford

Is this thread about Subaru's?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Mine always says

'Your tests for HIV, Syphillis (etc) on XX date were all clear. Be safe and use a condom.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u dont really "

The mind boggles.

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

Romford

Mine read.. Congratulations! Here are your secret STI results... You're free of all nasty bugs and viruses but the clap nurse did comment that you had a very small Willy And you were uglier then an ugly person who had just been beaten up so no wonder you're free. Happy wanking, see you next month!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My messages come in this format.

From NHSNoReply.

Your results from the tests on xxxxx(date) are ALL CLEAR

Also note that some tests cover activity a couple of weeks previous to the test. Some cover three months ago.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"We have no concern at all where he has been since the test as we know his everyday role.

We have a screenshot of the latest messages of the guy in questions phone .

So we understand that he has had a message stating the time and date and that this was the following.

All test results clear. Health Advisers (Please do not text/telephone reply.)

It could be for diabetes for all we know ?

Yes we completely understand but if we're trying to trust how can we tell

From just a text that number 1 its genuine and 2 that it's for sexual health ? "

You don’t and even if it’s clear, doesn’t mean he’s not infected.

Trust is just that, blind.

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

I get the same

NHS-NoReply

Your recent test results were all clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine reads... " Good news, your recent tests show no infection detected. This does not change any advice given to you in clinic"

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

"I get the same

NHS-NoReply

Your recent test results were all clear"

Same here. However the day after the test he could have had a gangbang with 10 pox ridden whores.

If you are doubting the authenticity of his results why are you even considering fucking him? People lie on here. Say anything to get that meet. We are all responsible for our own health. Do people really ask to see peoples results and believe them??

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

When I have tests they advise that to sure of being clear you really need not to have had any sexual activity with any one for 3 months previous to the test for hiv.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Ours say,

Hi Mush*, you'll be glad to know your test (PX1111111*) came back all clear! See freetest.me for more details.

*details changed

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

It's free postal testing

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Some don't send but all test results must be viewed with the restrictions of the infection and the testing accuracy

There are delays before infections can be found.

Not all infections are tested for

Testing shows false negative and positive results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the hospital I get checked in - they only contact you if something shows up

So no news is good news - they ll even show the results the next time you go in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks guys for your response.

Mmmm . We got a text from a guy saying he was clear and a similar message but how do we know it's legitimate ?

You don't in reality someone could have had an all clear 2 years ago and now be poxed up to the eyeballs if you are in doubt to someone's credibility or feel unsure just kindly decline them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get him to screenshot the text on his mobile then you can see it's legit and the number it came from etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine reads... " Good news, your recent tests show no infection detected. This does not change any advice given to you in clinic""

Same as mine - probably the same clinic (Milsom street)

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

My results come from nhs no reply. In relation to the info on the text "good news your recent test results are all clear any questions please call 0303309500.

At the clinic I attend you're asked if you'd like blood tests it's not done automatically otherwise it's just a wee wee test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to log in to a website to get the results with mine ( nhs postal testing service) so that means I can show a screenshot with dates at any time if needed .

But without the name and specific detailed test results there is no way to prove who the results you are being shown are recent, or infact for sti's .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dean Street express. Send you a more broken down texts. They split into two texts.

Hiv

Hep b (if no boosters / vaccination )

Hep c

syphilis

Then secondary text is :

Chlamydia

Ghonerrea

That list the areas tested as folllwing :

Rectal

Oral

Urine

Not all clinics are as in-depth I also get an nhs certificate sent to me via email.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mine says,

Your test results show that you do NOT have any infections.

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Dean Street express. Send you a more broken down texts. They split into two texts.

Hiv

Hep b (if no boosters / vaccination )

Hep c

syphilis

Then secondary text is :

Chlamydia

Ghonerrea

That list the areas tested as folllwing :

Rectal

Oral

Urine

Not all clinics are as in-depth I also get an nhs certificate sent to me via email.

Wow that is in depth, it seems its upto the clinic how they inform you i guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to cost implications a lot of clinics work on the no news is good news factor.

All depends if they are NHS run or a secondary service too. Ours just say your tests results are all clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Due to cost implications a lot of clinics work on the no news is good news factor.

All depends if they are NHS run or a secondary service too. Ours just say your tests results are all clear. "

This is what ours does... And I once about had kittens as a few weeks later I got a text asking me to call them... it was because they had the latex free condoms in for me to collect x

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Due to cost implications a lot of clinics work on the no news is good news factor.

All depends if they are NHS run or a secondary service too. Ours just say your tests results are all clear.

This is what ours does... And I once about had kittens as a few weeks later I got a text asking me to call them... it was because they had the latex free condoms in for me to collect x "

Oh crap i went and got tested today and forget to get stocked up on condoms!! Dammit.

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"Thanks guys for your response.

Mmmm . We got a text from a guy saying he was clear and a similar message but how do we know it's legitimate ?

Why is a guy texting you to say he's clear.

And no way at all, I could fake that in 2 seconds and send it to you,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my gum clinic txt just says all clinical tests ok .

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By *heangelWoman
over a year ago

wonderland

If you have asked someone to go get a test ... what more can he do tbh ... he’s done what you asked so ... and always use a condom anyway unless you are just dumb . They can’t check for certain things ...

Poor fella jumped through hoops and still not good enough

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

My last test by Terrance Huggings Trust:

text message read:

iCash:

"Your recent test show that you do NOT have an infection. If you have any questions about your sexual health contact 0300 300 3030"

Hope that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my tests say all clear

but what have they tested for ?

every single std ?

its a bit like blood tests i suppose, there only clear for the things there testing

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"My messages come in this format.

From NHSNoReply.

Your results from the tests on xxxxx(date) are ALL CLEAR

Way to put their mind at ease ay

.haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get 3 texts from my clinic:

Hello. Your non-blood test(s) for Gonorrhoea and Chlamydia were negative (clear). Anything caught within the last 2 weeks may be not detected. Heres a summary

Chlamydia

Urine: Negative

Gonorrhea

Urine: Negative

Your syphilis test was negative (clear). You do not need any treatment.

Your HIV test was negative (clear)

I’m not lucky enough to have sex much anyways so I think they just copy paste this to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dean Street express. Send you a more broken down texts. They split into two texts.

Hiv

Hep b (if no boosters / vaccination )

Hep c

syphilis

Then secondary text is :

Chlamydia

Ghonerrea

That list the areas tested as folllwing :

Rectal

Oral

Urine

Not all clinics are as in-depth I also get an nhs certificate sent to me via email.

Yep, dean street is great. Quick appointments, short waiting time and quick results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at the responses here I’d say each PCT and GUM clinic has their own method. My texts results arrive in the following format...

Your recent tests at JAC were negative. To access general information and our clinic times please visit www.knowyourstuff.nhs.uk

The reality is that unless you are receiving the text for your own testing then you will never know how legitimate it is

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By *xywelshguyMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

Just had my test results through by text. Had it done on Friday, suprised how quick it was! The nurse said 2 weeks! It read -

Your recent tests are all clear. Thank you.

Sent from 88020 number

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