FabSwingers.com forum: Grammar Nazis and Naziettes

By *eliciousKisser OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

I always check the advice on the forums to see where improvements can be made to my profile. Don’t we all?! And let me just say that in the short time i’ve been a member I’ve been impressed by the contributions both men and women have made - I found some excellent info out there.

It becomes clear very quickly that men can’t afford to rely solely on the dimensions of their genitals - unless it is truly extraordinary of course and at that point we all probably want to marvel at it!!

As someone who prides himself on ensuring his spelling and grammar is up to spec given the amount of ladies on here who have stated it would be an immediate ‘off-putter’, I have just discovered (and now corrected) that my profile title for the last three weeks read ‘Fun, Frendly, and Naughty’.....

Oh dear.......I now hope that all those messages i have been receiving over the last month have been based on the fact that they didn’t like my face rather than a simple spelling mistake....

Have any of you ever missed something like that? A spelling or grammatical error that was so dreadfully embarrassing that when you eventually spotted it, you couldn’t believe it had been staring at you straight in the face?!

Still if it hadn’t been for one of the sexy ladies this evening who brought the subject up, i may have missed it for another fucking month!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are many pedant's on the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the ironic apostrophe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to tell people their latest picture is a nice shot. On a few occasions I’ve sent “nice shit” on both here and instagram

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Proof reading is a dyeing art!

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"Love the ironic apostrophe

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By *eliciousKisser OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I like to tell people their latest picture is a nice shot. On a few occasions I’ve sent “nice shit” on both here and instagram

...but that makes you sound hip and cool too! “Hey beautiful! That new pic you uploaded? Nice Shit!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once reviewed a CV from someone who worked in the ‘pubic sector’. I had to tell them to aid their job seeking

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By *eliciousKisser OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I once reviewed a CV from someone who worked in the ‘pubic sector’. I had to tell them to aid their job seeking

Looool! I don’t suppose you work in a Beauty salon?!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm constantly torn between the desire to correct grammar and the need to have friends. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No accountancy!

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"No accountancy!"

Isn't there?

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By *eliciousKisser OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"No accountancy!"

Ahhh....now this is more like it! Accountancy - the game of Kings. Do you wear those half rimmed glasses that allow you look seductively over your minions in head office? I love that look on a woman. So damned sexy!

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By *apmanMan
over a year ago

Holmfirth

"There are many pedant's on the internet"

Defiantly...

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By *eliciousKisser OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

""I'm constantly torn between the desire to correct grammar and the need to have friends. ""

....it all depends on the delivery. Mocking them for their pathetic and unforgivable mistakes is definitely the way to go....

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I doubt if the editor of the Grauniad is on here

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Predictive text caught me out by changing scrummy to scummy... changed the direction of the chat pretty quickly

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By *eliciousKisser OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Predictive text caught me out by changing scrummy to scummy... changed the direction of the chat pretty quickly

Unless the recipient was a closet practitioner of the dark art of.....scat [ugggghhhhh]

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By *eliciousKisser OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I doubt if the editor of the Grauniad is on here "

If it’s good enough for the Prime Minister, then it will be good enough for the editor of a National broadsheet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No accountancy!

Indeed I do, have a pic just like that in my private

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By *eliciousKisser OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"No accountancy!

Indeed I do, have a pic just like that in my private

You know exactly how to tease a man...I like that!

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