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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...in pics that make a blokes cock appear bigger, why?? Haven't seen any women holding pumpkins and ballons to show how big their tits are (seen a melon though)

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

i like to see a cock beside something i know the size of like a sky remote it;s 8ins 2.5wide, rather than some guy grabbin a 4 or 5 in cock with his thumb pushed down hard against the pelvic bone and choking the poor thing to make it look thicker and longer lol they make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i like to see a cock beside something i know the size of like a sky remote it;s 8ins 2.5wide, rather than some guy grabbin a 4 or 5 in cock with his thumb pushed down hard against the pelvic bone and choking the poor thing to make it look thicker and longer lol they make me laugh "

love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i like to see a cock beside something i know the size of like a sky remote it;s 8ins 2.5wide, rather than some guy grabbin a 4 or 5 in cock with his thumb pushed down hard against the pelvic bone and choking the poor thing to make it look thicker and longer lol they make me laugh "

Thanks, I needed that laugh and of course, spot on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was considering a new comparitive object!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Haven't seen any women holding pumpkins and ballons to show how big their tits are (seen a melon though) "

I'd have to use walnuts to make mine look big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...in pics that make a blokes cock appear bigger, why?? Haven't seen any women holding pumpkins and ballons to show how big their tits are (seen a melon though) "

hahaha im going to do that now

what shall i use footballs?

watch this space lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"...in pics that make a blokes cock appear bigger, why?? Haven't seen any women holding pumpkins and ballons to show how big their tits are (seen a melon though) "

I do have a melon pic on my profile but it wasnt taken to compare size it was a teasing pic for someone i was going to be having a picnic with a few days later lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i like to see a cock beside something i know the size of like a sky remote it;s 8ins 2.5wide, rather than some guy grabbin a 4 or 5 in cock with his thumb pushed down hard against the pelvic bone and choking the poor thing to make it look thicker and longer lol they make me laugh "

just wondering if sky make small remotes , xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...in pics that make a blokes cock appear bigger, why?? Haven't seen any women holding pumpkins and ballons to show how big their tits are (seen a melon though) "

or a fanny pic of a woman stood on the edge of the grand canyon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or remotes with a curve , heeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God thats me fucked...where is a box of swan vesta's when you need one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm... I now need to find melons... or bowling balls!

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

Is that really the length of a Sky remote? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that really the length of a Sky remote? Lol"

Care to test it out and we can comment on the pic?

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By *oodnvampCouple
over a year ago

beverley


"or remotes with a curve , heeeee"

That made me giggle!

A non regulation EU banana...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...in pics that make a blokes cock appear bigger, why?? Haven't seen any women holding pumpkins and ballons to show how big their tits are (seen a melon though)

or a fanny pic of a woman stood on the edge of the grand canyon

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Maybe a picture of a yawning donkey, a clowns pocket or a horses collar would be a good guide as to the size of some ladies on here

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

the ones with a tin of tonic id have to get one of those little tins u get on a plane lol joke \\\\11

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Hmmmm... I now need to find melons... or bowling balls! "

err.... think bigger hun !!!

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"i like to see a cock beside something i know the size of like a sky remote it;s 8ins 2.5wide, rather than some guy grabbin a 4 or 5 in cock with his thumb pushed down hard against the pelvic bone and choking the poor thing to make it look thicker and longer lol they make me laugh "

Oh dear, hubby would never dare to try to make it look bigger, he knows its pointless

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I was gutted when Jeremy Beadle died... I wanted his help taking a photo of my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate's got little hands, and yes, we've got some pics of her holding little Jack

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