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By *ownhamguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Battle

I appreciate that you girls get millions of messages etc etc but some girls on here are some far up their own arses I don't know how they ever manage to shit

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

This thread will go well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I appreciate that you girls get millions of messages etc etc but some girls on here are some far up their own arses I don't know how they ever manage to shit"
Well thanks for sharing but I don't see how this will improve your chances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I appreciate that you girls get millions of messages etc etc but some girls on here are some far up their own arses I don't know how they ever manage to shit"

They usually use turkish toilet as it helps bowel movement better than the western one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my Bank holiday Monday viewing sorted.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I appreciate that you girls get millions of messages etc etc but some girls on here are some far up their own arses I don't know how they ever manage to shit"

I don’t think there are any ‘girls’ on here OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I appreciate that you girls get millions of messages etc etc but some girls on here are some far up their own arses I don't know how they ever manage to shit

I don’t think there are any ‘girls’ on here OP. "
their are they just aren't up yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I appreciate that you girls get millions of messages etc etc but some girls on here are some far up their own arses I don't know how they ever manage to shit"

Prunes

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By *ownhamguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Battle

The point I'm trying to make although badly is that lots of girls ask to read their profile and want in depth intros but rarely ever look at msgs or reply even to say no thanks etc

Despite the fact that I am a comic genius sex god who is just obviously irresistible it's not easy to always strike up that first chat with a txt nsg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The point I'm trying to make although badly is that lots of girls ask to read their profile and want in depth intros but rarely ever look at msgs or reply even to say no thanks etc

Despite the fact that I am a comic genius sex god who is just obviously irresistible it's not easy to always strike up that first chat with a txt nsg "

We nearly always read your profile though....

...said as a single 'girl' with a lengthy profile with my head up my arse so it's a 2 for 1 oral/anal special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The point I'm trying to make although badly is that lots of girls ask to read their profile and want in depth intros but rarely ever look at msgs or reply even to say no thanks etc

Despite the fact that I am a comic genius sex god who is just obviously irresistible it's not easy to always strike up that first chat with a txt nsg "
especially if the nsg doesn't get there correctly

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

A no reply is no thanks though. So you are getting a reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to be good

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"I appreciate that you girls get millions of messages etc etc but some girls on here are some far up their own arses I don't know how they ever manage to shit"

Dried fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The point I'm trying to make although badly is that lots of girls ask to read their profile and want in depth intros but rarely ever look at msgs or reply even to say no thanks etc

Despite the fact that I am a comic genius sex god who is just obviously irresistible it's not easy to always strike up that first chat with a txt nsg "

If you do 3 sit ups spin 15 and a half times and put 1 finger in your bum hole your chances will improve well it cant hurt anyway your welcome

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By *ownhamguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Battle

Sometimes but mainly no

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"it's a 2 for 1 oral/anal special "

My kind of girl!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"The point I'm trying to make although badly is that lots of girls ask to read their profile and want in depth intros but rarely ever look at msgs or reply even to say no thanks etc

Despite the fact that I am a comic genius sex god who is just obviously irresistible it's not easy to always strike up that first chat with a txt nsg

If you do 3 sit ups spin 15 and a half times and put 1 finger in your bum hole your chances will improve well it cant hurt anyway your welcome"

And this is why you call yourself ‘pull my finger’ ?

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By *ownhamguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Battle


"it's a 2 for 1 oral/anal special

My kind of girl! "

Sounds like a good offer

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"The point I'm trying to make although badly is that lots of girls ask to read their profile and want in depth intros but rarely ever look at msgs or reply even to say no thanks etc

Despite the fact that I am a comic genius sex god who is just obviously irresistible it's not easy to always strike up that first chat with a txt nsg "

Irresistible you say? I wouldn’t have given you that label OP.

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By *ownhamguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Battle

Nsg

I can't spell either

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By *ownhamguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Battle

Irresistible you say? I wouldn’t have given you that label OP.

It was meant lightheartedly

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Irresistible you say? I wouldn’t have given you that label OP.

It was meant lightheartedly"

Least you’re getting some attention which was probably your aim....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The point I'm trying to make although badly is that lots of girls ask to read their profile and want in depth intros but rarely ever look at msgs or reply even to say no thanks etc

Despite the fact that I am a comic genius sex god who is just obviously irresistible it's not easy to always strike up that first chat with a txt nsg

If you do 3 sit ups spin 15 and a half times and put 1 finger in your bum hole your chances will improve well it cant hurt anyway your welcome

And this is why you call yourself ‘pull my finger’ ? "
worked for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's my Bank holiday Monday viewing sorted. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I appreciate that you girls get millions of messages etc etc but some girls on here are some far up their own arses I don't know how they ever manage to shit"

Im

Sure the ladies on fab will thank you for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A no reply is no thanks though. So you are getting a reply."

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By *harliebluestockingsCouple
over a year ago

london

Going to get some popcorn and sit and watch this thread. Reckon it reaches 175 in record time

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"The point I'm trying to make although badly is that lots of girls ask to read their profile and want in depth intros but rarely ever look at msgs or reply even to say no thanks etc

Despite the fact that I am a comic genius sex god who is just obviously irresistible it's not easy to always strike up that first chat with a txt nsg

If you do 3 sit ups spin 15 and a half times and put 1 finger in your bum hole your chances will improve well it cant hurt anyway your welcome

And this is why you call yourself ‘pull my finger’ ? worked for me "

Just wondering how many people have that image in their heads today.........

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