FabSwingers.com forum: Car Key Party

By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I think we all doubt these ever existed, but if they did, what key would you like to pull out, and which key would you leave in the bowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one for the tractor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tesla one.. although putting in a Renault key card so I'm not getting any at all !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we all doubt these ever existed, but if they did, what key would you like to pull out, and which key would you leave in the bowl."

What car do you drive? I'd like ti be pulling out that key.

I'd leave a Mercedes key in.

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

Mercedes, BMW and Ford.

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By *tuartsCelloCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

My mate actually went to one of these parties and he ended up going home with a moped

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

These really happened in the village I grew up in, a member of the said group pulled out his wife's new car keys and sulked.

Stormed out and got pissed in the local pub.

I was the barmaid at the time, I thought he was joking till his wife told me the story years later.

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

Have to be a car most people don’t drive. Points to originality and thought. Probably an Aston Martin or a Volvo 4x4. Seen some hot ladies behind the wheel of those cars..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance my 305bhp focus ST isn't going home with anyone but me she's my baby 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s wrong with BMW drivers? I know where my indicators are so that’s not an excuse lol

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"No chance my 305bhp focus ST isn't going home with anyone but me she's my baby 3 "

You might pull out an RS fob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we all doubt these ever existed, but if they did, what key would you like to pull out, and which key would you leave in the bowl."

yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would leave rather than pull out a BMW key!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would leave rather than pull out a BMW key!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I let the chauffeur play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No chance my 305bhp focus ST isn't going home with anyone but me she's my baby 3

You might pull out an RS fob

Mmhm true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Audi one!!! Drive like tw**s

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

Imagine all the keys being identical lol. That would confuse things

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"What’s wrong with BMW drivers? I know where my indicators are so that’s not an excuse lol"

Don't lie, BMWs don't even have indicators, not even as an optional extra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i went to one of these some years ago.

pulled my own key out

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Audi drivers have taken the BMW low ground for bad driving

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By *ustintime4funCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I'd want our key as loads of room in the back for fun a VW transporter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we all doubt these ever existed, but if they did, what key would you like to pull out, and which key would you leave in the bowl."

I don't think the idea is to take the car ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Audi RS3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I move cars for living so they have all just become cars now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd drop a Jag key into the mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo a jag key always the best although I don’t have a jag I’d have to get a jag key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did collect an R8 from a woman about my age once,

don't know why but it did definitely add to her sex appeal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we all doubt these ever existed, but if they did, what key would you like to pull out, and which key would you leave in the bowl."
Salford quays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be suspicious of the reliant robin key on the Tesla key fob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defo a jag key always the best although I don’t have a jag I’d have to get a jag key "

What key do I get in exchange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defo a jag key always the best although I don’t have a jag I’d have to get a jag key

What key do I get in exchange?"

You can have the key to my bedroom

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I would like to pull out an Audi key but it’s more likely I’ll pull out a white van key....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to pull out an Audi key but it’s more likely I’ll pull out a white van key....

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you drive a transit...... Noooooooo

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By *tsJeanLucMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

The Mercedes GLE wagon keys I’ve got

beautiful suv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d pick out a camper van keys. Plenty of room to play.

And deposit smart car keys. I’m all for less emissions, but it has to be the least sexy car ever made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d pick out a camper van keys. Plenty of room to play.

And deposit smart car keys. I’m all for less emissions, but it has to be the least sexy car ever made."
the bonnets no good either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd drop a Jag key into the mix"

A good choice. Me too.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I drop my Gaylander keys in the bowl. I'm pansexual, so interesting to see what I get in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd drop a Jag key into the mix

A good choice. Me too. "

Amazing how many Jag owners. My XJ L is big enough to hold the party lol

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By *uriousTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd want our key as loads of room in the back for fun a VW transporter lol "

Ditto... T2 with full length bed

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

male half here back in the day this did exsist .how ever it was more front door keys as every one had a yale type key ,so it was more random .if females could have seen keys they prop gone for better type car.[was not many overseas cars them days]so jags bentleys and rollers ruled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beast is staying with me and my gsxr keys staying in my pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I used to be a part of these games and they very much existed

Proplem was with them not like on here you can be discreet, everyone

Knew who had fucked who great fun

Always remember my first time

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By *tsJeanLucMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"My beast is staying with me and my gsxr keys staying in my pocket "

Which GSXR?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beast is staying with me and my gsxr keys staying in my pocket

Which GSXR?

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brand new 1000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it was the car keys,but in

The village I lived, it was more about the house keys

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

Not been to a key party but did attend a variant.

Went to a party at a couple's place once some time ago, they had a rather strange game. They had 8 rooms (yes, big house) and each room had a bloke in their naked on either a bed or mattress. The girls stripped outside and randomly picked a door and entered not knowing who was inside. The room was pitch dark except for a small candle. Basically fucked a total stranger in darkness. Lights went on only a couple of hours later and everyone then went outside. Must say it was really erotic. Turned out the guy I fucked was a friend's ex LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truth is this sort of party works only when everyone in the group is happy to have vanilla sex with anyone else of the opposite gender in the group.

If there is one member you don't want to have sex with, guarenteed to pull their key from the bowl. If you want a group of more than 2... wrong event etc.

Which is probably why it has disappeared into the past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be my luck I'd put my trusty focus key in a pull a key out that looks good but is a shite ride in BMW ??

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"I think we all doubt these ever existed, but if they did, what key would you like to pull out, and which key would you leave in the bowl.

I don't think the idea is to take the car ..."

At last, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The keys that belonged to someone I fancied, preferably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vauxhall astra diesel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been to a key party but did attend a variant.

Sounds like great fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I fiat 500 key and hope the owner was a petite lil cutie and lots of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to worry, if it is a skoda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd choose the key of a raging bull.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"No chance my 305bhp focus ST isn't going home with anyone but me she's my baby 3 "

God I loved my focus ST...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No chance my 305bhp focus ST isn't going home with anyone but me she's my baby 3

God I loved my focus ST...

A girl who loves ST's :O im in love, and on a serious note what you get for the price of them is unbelievable Sony sound system recaro seats, satnav, cruise control, keyless start reversing sensors, absolutely flys.... the only thing it can't do is get me off.... and then I found you

xD aha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.s lady Jayne that was a joke I've read your profile Hun x

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"P.s lady Jayne that was a joke I've read your profile Hun x "

No offense taken don't worry

(Also the distance would be somewhat of an issue even if I was looking for men... I know how well an ST drives but damn it's still a long journey)

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"Truth is this sort of party works only when everyone in the group is happy to have vanilla sex with anyone else of the opposite gender in the group.

If there is one member you don't want to have sex with, guarenteed to pull their key from the bowl. If you want a group of more than 2... wrong event etc.

Which is probably why it has disappeared into the past."
well as with any thing guess it was just who you ended up with how good the event was .it dissappeared.only because back thoses days there where no sex clubs [like chams ect]no open gay folks .no bi guys [open] and it pushed the boat as far as it could in the day .some of the meets where under the title of french tuppawhare party [honest]and the girls mainly fingerd them selfs as there where not many vibeo type toys around .started me off on a long swinging jurney that am still on.

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By *ightboy69Man
over a year ago

Torquay

I'm not putting my keys in any pot if I've a chance of getting a poxy ford ! Especially a focus

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I'm not putting my keys in any pot if I've a chance of getting a poxy ford ! Especially a focus "

Certainly not worth risking your Honda 50cc moped for!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I'm not putting my keys in any pot if I've a chance of getting a poxy ford ! Especially a focus "

Phew, that was a close shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smart car, fat Fuckers never drive those

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

they definitely did exist not that I ever went to one, i was married to first hubby then and he would deffo not have been up for it lol

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By *ightboy69Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"I'm not putting my keys in any pot if I've a chance of getting a poxy ford ! Especially a focus

Certainly not worth risking your Honda 50cc moped for!

I would sooner be seen on a 50cc moped over a focus any day

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"I think we all doubt these ever existed, but if they did, what key would you like to pull out, and which key would you leave in the bowl."

They really did happen. I lived in a village that at the time (the 70s) was full of newlywed twenty and thirtysomethings and actually had the highest birthrate in the country one year. The first I heard about them was a girl at school brought un polaroids that her parents had taken of a party. The next thing I heard was years later from my mother and father who dropped hints that this sort of thing was going on. But not them of course.

. The village I wont name in its entirety, however in CB parlance it was known as Sin City. I didn't know why at the time, but everything us much clearer now. It was a very happy place to grow up though. Everyone seemed so...relaxed and smiley.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"I think we all doubt these ever existed, but if they did, what key would you like to pull out, and which key would you leave in the bowl.

I forgot to add, the woman at the corner of our avenue had pampas grass....and she wasn't married. Well, that's it then....guilty as charged and everyone back to her house. Funny thing is, my mums got pampas grass growing un the back garden now...and dads been dead 25 years!

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

"Not been to a key party but did attend a variant.

Sounds like great fun

It was

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

male half here .sat at home drinking cold cider .k drinking wine .as one of the older fabbers that remember these meets.it was cherry b .or babbycham for the females and a 7 pint bumpber can of bitter for the males .food was pork pie and cheese sanies [not a somosa or cury or pizza in sight ]durex where much thicker then [no feather light.]and most meets had low watt red lights on in rooms .porno was on an 8 mill reel to reel projector could not freez frame as the bulb burned a hole in film .[not sure they where the good old days ha ha]

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

"I would like to pull out an Audi key but it’s more likely I’ll pull out a white van key....

You can have my Audi key anytime and for the record Audi drivers haven’t taken the bmw bad driving crown Ford Focus st drivers have

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I would like to pull out an Audi key but it’s more likely I’ll pull out a white van key....

You can have my Audi key anytime and for the record Audi drivers haven’t taken the bmw bad driving crown Ford Focus st drivers have "

What about Focus RS drivers?

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

"A Tesla one.. although putting in a Renault key card so I'm not getting any at all !"

Teach you to buy a Renault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The keys to a 1969 Shelby gt500

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I would leave rather than pull out a BMW key!

Id put it back in the bowl

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By *arren the doggerMan
over a year ago

willenhall

I drive an Audi .

I am a bloody brilliant driver !

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

So a car with 4 cock rings

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

My keys say 'MG'.

It is NOT a car to have sex in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Audi drivers have taken the BMW low ground for bad driving"

Does that mean that you have to have a wank...

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