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"hands up am guilty wot time did you say it was pitbull" It was the cat...... who's got a cat! ![]() | |||
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"u doing your whitewashing of the forums again deputy doris" why have i got sheep pellets in my wellies? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"got that 5 litre of white paint jackie chan wanted ![]() Its obviously a sore point... ![]() | |||
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"lol how did i know this would happen" you did ask for it he he he ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"lol how did i know this would happen" 20 past my lovely... 20 past xx | |||
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"got that 5 litre of white paint jackie chan wanted ![]() ![]() ????? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"lol how did i know this would happen 20 past my lovely... 20 past xx" time for eastenders catch up on bbc player | |||
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"got that 5 litre of white paint jackie chan wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() a paint brush up ya arse can cause a sore point | |||
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"10 past ten lol.... ![]() lol lol | |||
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"got that 5 litre of white paint jackie chan wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Speaking from experience obviously.... Did it heal up... or is it still a wee bit slack my lovely xx ![]() | |||
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"Make sure you add 2 eggs (not 1) and it'll turn out light and fluffy .. Hope all your scones turn out like fanny's ![]() fannies and Eggs... Thats new... Is that a Muffin then??? ![]() | |||
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"i read a book to day about the inside of a ping pong ball feck me it was good ![]() ![]() ![]() now that reminds me of a joke, don't know why it does, but it does ![]() | |||
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"Notts you first reply was so funny. I could not stop laughing for about 10 minutes. Sorry OP but notts reply was very funny." I was making a serious point............... actually pmsl! ![]() | |||
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"got that 5 litre of white paint jackie chan wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() no its still slack hun, must be where that paul daniels is still hiding come out come out where ever you are | |||
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"I do agree with the op ![]() ![]() ![]() Fancy a shag??? ![]() | |||
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"(runs in waving a banana and wearing a balaclava) (runs back out, gets fully dressed, runs back in) Ok, no one move, this is a hijacking!!! My terms are simple, I want puss, polo and dianew, 50 litres of jelly, a strap-on, a set of fluffy dice, a paddling pool, and a private room. If these demands are met, then no harm will come to this thread.!!!" So... were ugly now ff's... Oh well... at least we can tell the time... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I do agree with the op ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PMSL you need to ask? ![]() | |||
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"I do agree with the op ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() well... we'd beg but its getting late ![]() | |||
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"I do agree with the op ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cup of horlicks then as its late ![]() | |||
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"I do agree with the op ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So thats a maybe then??? ![]() | |||
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"(runs in waving a banana and wearing a balaclava) (runs back out, gets fully dressed, runs back in) Ok, no one move, this is a hijacking!!! My terms are simple, I want puss, polo and dianew, 50 litres of jelly, a strap-on, a set of fluffy dice, a paddling pool, and a private room. If these demands are met, then no harm will come to this thread.!!!" which puss....coz am already sulking in case ya answer is wrong ![]() | |||
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"(runs in waving a banana and wearing a balaclava) (runs back out, gets fully dressed, runs back in) Ok, no one move, this is a hijacking!!! My terms are simple, I want puss, polo and dianew, 50 litres of jelly, a strap-on, a set of fluffy dice, a paddling pool, and a private room. If these demands are met, then no harm will come to this thread.!!! So... were ugly now ff's... Oh well... at least we can tell the time... ![]() ![]() yeah yer ugly and got a timex | |||
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"bugger hijacked lol" no...well all kept within the context of the thread...it was about hi jacking and thats wot we have all done | |||
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"bugger hijacked lol no...well all kept within the context of the thread...it was about hi jacking and thats wot we have all done" thought you were keeping off the merlot???? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"if your reading what seems like an interesting thread on the forum does any one else get a little frustrated when it gets hijacked by one liners and "in jokes", to the point where you have to sift through for genuine contributions to the thread, dont mean the threads that are supposed to be light hearted, but sometimes on the more serious subjects i find it really annoying" sowwy ![]() | |||
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"bugger hijacked lol no...well all kept within the context of the thread...it was about hi jacking and thats wot we have all donethought you were keeping off the merlot???? ![]() ![]() ![]() i have and did. not a drop passed my lips last nite. the local offy has banned me. plus i cant go to Morrisons in case i bump into Tiggler. He may get me over the chiller counter with his tiggler on full blast | |||
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"I totally agree with the OP ... slight smug face on me as I missed this thread and was a good lad.. ![]() yaaaa booo sucks.....trying to be a good boy n book your place in heaven eh??....well it aint gonna work I tell ya....it aint gonna work!!!!!! | |||
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"I totally agree with the OP ... slight smug face on me as I missed this thread and was a good lad.. ![]() Eastenders, good was it?? ![]() | |||
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"I totally agree with the OP ... slight smug face on me as I missed this thread and was a good lad.. ![]() ![]() thought it was emmerdale? | |||
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"I totally agree with the OP ... slight smug face on me as I missed this thread and was a good lad.. ![]() ![]() I dinna watch eastbenders.... and aye emmer's was good .. then property snakes and ladders... watching the greedy bastards get a shock when theirs houses dont sell... Big Brother .... then sleep... but am back with mischief in mind ![]() | |||
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"dont mean the threads that are supposed to be light hearted..oh i no got a heart ![]() U can cum swing ur...errrr...brick here anytime ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Make sure you add 2 eggs (not 1) and it'll turn out light and fluffy .. Hope all your scones turn out like fanny's ![]() Scones that look like a fanny? or did I not read it correctly??... ![]() | |||
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