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Buffets at Clubs....??!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not been to a club for some time now but why oh why do some clubs have food on....?

I mean why would you want to be stuffing your face with tuna and onion rings before going off to have a kiss with a stranger. Cant think of anything more off putting!

Are we on our own here????

Lyndz x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I love a buffet but wouldn't want one before a fuck fest.

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By *uriousTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Definitely not keen on sex club food; not sure what they’d score on a hygiene rating lol

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Keeps the energy levels up for rounds 2 and 3

You can always take some chewing gum to freshen your breath.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I do find it a bit weird, I want to eat after I fuck not before so I guess it's the timing that seems most wrong to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to many clubs and used to run one - I always get hungry halfway through the night, but agree that buffet food is a bad idea.

At our club night we used to bring round large silver trays of fresh-cut fruit carried by semi naked people. The sugar hit is just what you need and fruit isn't the same as stuffing a sausage roll in your mouth.

This is what al clubs should be doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me, the only meat I put in mouth in a club, is you guessed it....man meat. Im not interested in prawn rings or mini pube pies. Although coffee and toast was a lovely welcome, after a staying over at Club F once.

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By *inkyman1964Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Buffet that I have seen is usually just a few nibbles. If you don't fancy it don't eat it, more for those happy to eat it.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I wouldn't want to kiss someone who had teeth full of chicken drumstick or dry roasted peanuts..blurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't want to eat something someone's cum stained fingers have touched

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

For me an evening at a club isn't just about the physical act of sex. It's the build up and setting the scene that makes the event sexy. For this to happen I like nice surroundings, nice people both looking and personality. It's about the social side as much as the sex. The buffet at our favourite club Liberty Elite is delicious. Just one of the reasons it makes the night extra special. A lot of hard work goes into preparing it all but it's definatley appreciated by us x

Mrs Naughty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to a club this sounds horrific haha. They say you never know where people’s hands have been but in this instance you know exactly where they’ve been haha horrendous

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For me an evening at a club isn't just about the physical act of sex. It's the build up and setting the scene that makes the event sexy. For this to happen I like nice surroundings, nice people both looking and personality. It's about the social side as much as the sex. The buffet at our favourite club Liberty Elite is delicious. Just one of the reasons it makes the night extra special. A lot of hard work goes into preparing it all but it's definatley appreciated by us x

Mrs Naughty x "

I agree with all the build up absolutely - but foody breath before sex....errr! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All clubs that serve food will have a hygiene certificate. I would imagine the food is more hygienic than the beds.

It's often great and a good chance to socialise

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Never been to a club this sounds horrific haha. They say you never know where people’s hands have been but in this instance you know exactly where they’ve been haha horrendous "

Chris Rock says the same about buffets at strip clubs...just say no! Or bring your own sandwiches lol.

Imagine sat there unwrapping an egg and cress.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Usually a beige banquet, not very appealing.

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By *razysexysingleWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *razysexysingleWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Ha ha I have been known before to wander into the main room at Libs eating a sandwich!

I draw the line at Tuna though!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Usually a beige banquet, not very appealing. "

Being mixed race, that's a good description of my minge....apart from the unappealing bit lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do an buffet EVERY Saturday night & not a small one either or just pizza.

Its a full cold wedding type buffet, Paul is a fully qualified chef. He's Worked in some of the best restaurants so it's very high standard.

Take look at our profile pictures and you will see pictures of Lou with the buffet to see how good it is Xx

People seem to love it so far

Reason we have food is two fold, its reasonable to offer food to people drinking & second some people need the food for energy before, between or after playing lol

We know some people don't even have a evening meal that come to us on a Saturday night because they say the buffets that good!!

We also offer free mints on tables and mouth wash in toilets and bar snacks like crisps and chocolates free.

Yes we have been inspected by food hygiene people & health & safety along with all other agencies, all passed with flying colours only 3 weeks ago.

Paul & Lou

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By *inkyman1964Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Wouldn't want to eat something someone's cum stained fingers have touched"

Don't you wash your hands????

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Wouldn't want to eat something someone's cum stained fingers have touched

Don't you wash your hands???? "

Must be hard work washing all the cum stains off, didn't realise it stained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't want to eat something someone's cum stained fingers have touched

Don't you wash your hands????

Must be hard work washing all the cum stains off, didn't realise it stained. "
check your panties lol

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Wouldn't want to eat something someone's cum stained fingers have touched

Don't you wash your hands????

Must be hard work washing all the cum stains off, didn't realise it stained. check your panties lol"

OMG .

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

I never touch them. Not since the time I watched people picking up sandwiched, open them to check the filling then put them back on the tray.

I mean, who knows where their hands have been!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't want to eat something someone's cum stained fingers have touched

Don't you wash your hands???? "
always it's the other people lol

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Partaking of the buffet at a club isn't for me, I always eat a couple of hours before going and am careful what I have. I don't want anything that can cause halitosis!

A club I visit always has a burger van in the car park on busy party nights. You can always tell who's had one because there is a lingering whiff of fried onions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way would I eat food at a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not been to a club for some time now but why oh why do some clubs have food on....?

I mean why would you want to be stuffing your face with tuna and onion rings before going off to have a kiss with a stranger. Cant think of anything more off

Are we on our own here????

Lyndz x"

Totally agree! X

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"We do an buffet EVERY Saturday night & not a small one either or just pizza.

Its a full cold wedding type buffet, Paul is a fully qualified chef. He's Worked in some of the best restaurants so it's very high standard.

Take look at our profile pictures and you will see pictures of Lou with the buffet to see how good it is Xx

People seem to love it so far

Reason we have food is two fold, its reasonable to offer food to people drinking & second some people need the food for energy before, between or after playing lol

We know some people don't even have a evening meal that come to us on a Saturday night because they say the buffets that good!!

We also offer free mints on tables and mouth wash in toilets and bar snacks like crisps and chocolates free.

Yes we have been inspected by food hygiene people & health & safety along with all other agencies, all passed with flying colours only 3 weeks ago.

Paul & Lou "
That has been our experience too. Mints and mouthwash...

There's nothing stopping everyone bringing an oral healthcare kit with 'em, you would (we hope) if you were stopping over somewhere and its not like a toothbrush,paste and a mimi-bottle of mouthwash will take much room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am wary of buffets at clubs because you never know where people's fingers have been

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"We do an buffet EVERY Saturday night & not a small one either or just pizza.

Its a full cold wedding type buffet, Paul is a fully qualified chef. He's Worked in some of the best restaurants so it's very high standard.

Take look at our profile pictures and you will see pictures of Lou with the buffet to see how good it is Xx

People seem to love it so far

Reason we have food is two fold, its reasonable to offer food to people drinking & second some people need the food for energy before, between or after playing lol

We know some people don't even have a evening meal that come to us on a Saturday night because they say the buffets that good!!

We also offer free mints on tables and mouth wash in toilets and bar snacks like crisps and chocolates free.

Yes we have been inspected by food hygiene people & health & safety along with all other agencies, all passed with flying colours only 3 weeks ago.

Paul & Lou That has been our experience too. Mints and mouthwash...

There's nothing stopping everyone bringing an oral healthcare kit with 'em, you would (we hope) if you were stopping over somewhere and its not like a toothbrush,paste and a mimi-bottle of mouthwash will take much room. "
Mrs says, and you can get a glass to soak them in over the bar...

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"I am wary of buffets at clubs because you never know where people's fingers have been "

That's why they call them finger buffets I guess.

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By *amefreeCouple
over a year ago

bournmouth

Been a constant worry of me and my partner.... I can only assume that they have to offer dodgy sandwiches as a concessions to some daft law!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wouldn't want to eat something someone's cum stained fingers have touched

Don't you wash your hands???? always it's the other people lol"

Agree with this, no I wouldn't eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sound like a nice idea until people gets food poisoned all at the same time

Maybe bites and nibbles. Lower chances of food poisoning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am guessing all the people saying about the state of peoples hands, don't wash your hands once they have cum/lube etc on them then, as we tend to judge others behaviour against our own right? my fwb and I, only really go to Jaydee's on a Friday all dayer so are in need of the buffet by the time it is available. It is always really nice so we love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On our first visit to a club we walked in to see somebody tucking into a lamb shank. We found it pretty hilarious. Really don't understand why club buffets would ever ever food in that would make your breath smell but they do. I avoid garlic etc 24 before a meet so definitely wouldn't be indulging practically minutes before!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I am guessing all the people saying about the state of peoples hands, don't wash your hands once they have cum/lube etc on them then, as we tend to judge others behaviour against our own right? my fwb and I, only really go to Jaydee's on a Friday all dayer so are in need of the buffet by the time it is available. It is always really nice so we love it! "

Seen people go straight from playing to a buffet without washing their hands...not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am guessing all the people saying about the state of peoples hands, don't wash your hands once they have cum/lube etc on them then, as we tend to judge others behaviour against our own right? my fwb and I, only really go to Jaydee's on a Friday all dayer so are in need of the buffet by the time it is available. It is always really nice so we love it!

Disgusting!!!

How about nyotamori?

Seen people go straight from playing to a buffet without washing their hands...not nice"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I am guessing all the people saying about the state of peoples hands, don't wash your hands once they have cum/lube etc on them then, as we tend to judge others behaviour against our own right? my fwb and I, only really go to Jaydee's on a Friday all dayer so are in need of the buffet by the time it is available. It is always really nice so we love it!

Disgusting!!!

How about nyotamori?

Seen people go straight from playing to a buffet without washing their hands...not nice"

Nyotamori even worse, who knows where that naked body has been!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well looks like most would avoid but i suppose if there is ample mints, chewing gum and mouthwash about, it may work.....still a NO from us though!

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By * and BCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"I never touch them. Not since the time I watched people picking up sandwiched, open them to check the filling then put them back on the tray.

I mean, who knows where their hands have been! "

Maybe the same place as your mouth has been. Just an observation of what goes on at a swingers club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am guessing all the people saying about the state of peoples hands, don't wash your hands once they have cum/lube etc on them then, as we tend to judge others behaviour against our own right? my fwb and I, only really go to Jaydee's on a Friday all dayer so are in need of the buffet by the time it is available. It is always really nice so we love it!

Disgusting!!!

How about nyotamori?

Seen people go straight from playing to a buffet without washing their hands...not nice

Nyotamori even worse, who knows where that naked body has been! "

Exactly

More importantly, what has been on the body;);)

Condensed milk

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think light refreshments after being engaged in energetic pursuits is helpful. I'm cautious when serving tongues aren't used at events though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On our first visit to a club we walked in to see somebody tucking into a lamb shank. We found it pretty hilarious. Really don't understand why club buffets would ever ever food in that would make your breath smell but they do. I avoid garlic etc 24 before a meet so definitely wouldn't be indulging practically minutes before!"

Do you have the same level of prep for sex with your partner? If so do you have to schedule in sex so you know what days you can eat certain things? Or do you just need to eat bland all the time .. not sure which would be worse

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By *ivelaughlove16Couple
over a year ago

norfolk/Suffolk border

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

When I see a beige buffet at a club, my first instinct is to start a food fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worse than seeing people put their hands in bowls of peanuts and mints . Why oh why would a club put this out?? These fuckers hands have been ( the thought ewww) then they stick it in the jar and take a mint.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Wouldn't want to eat something someone's cum stained fingers have touched"

I bet you you would ‘eat’ ‘other’ things not knowing where they had been

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton

The German clubs that I have been to made pleasent food available. It seemed a good idea and the other customers seemed to like it.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I am guessing all the people saying about the state of peoples hands, don't wash your hands once they have cum/lube etc on them then, as we tend to judge others behaviour against our own right? my fwb and I, only really go to Jaydee's on a Friday all dayer so are in need of the buffet by the time it is available. It is always really nice so we love it!

Disgusting!!!

How about nyotamori?

Seen people go straight from playing to a buffet without washing their hands...not nice

Nyotamori even worse, who knows where that naked body has been!

Exactly

More importantly, what has been on the body;);)

Condensed milk"

Haha

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge


"Not been to a club for some time now but why oh why do some clubs have food on....?

I mean why would you want to be stuffing your face with tuna and onion rings before going off to have a kiss with a stranger. Cant think of anything more off putting!

Are we on our own here????

Lyndz x"

You wouldn't want a sausage roll as how would you know that someones not already touched it after having thier fingers aroynd or inside someone else's privates

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Not been to a club for some time now but why oh why do some clubs have food on....?

I mean why would you want to be stuffing your face with tuna and onion rings before going off to have a kiss with a stranger. Cant think of anything more off putting!

Are we on our own here????

Lyndz x

You wouldn't want a sausage roll as how would you know that someones not already touched it after having thier fingers aroynd or inside someone else's privates

"

Quite so

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Are you expected to be dressed at the buffet??

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Are you expected to be dressed at the buffet?? "

God. I hope so...you don't want dangly bits all over your vol au vonts!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The German clubs that I have been to made pleasent food available. It seemed a good idea and the other customers seemed to like it. "

Pleasant or peasant?Or even pheasant? It's still a no beforehand and then afterwards I don't want the sloppy seconds...bit fair enough to those who do.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I often get nibbly, maybe they could serve prepacked food, like nuts, crisps, even sandwiches, where nobody else has touched them

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Are you expected to be dressed at the buffet??

God. I hope so...you don't want dangly bits all over your vol au vonts! "

Lol... I've never been to a club or even considered that a buffet would be served at a sex club..

Just had this image come to mind of a group of 20/30 naked people of all ages shapes and sizes eating sausage rolls and egg mayo watercress sandwiches cracking jokes and enjoying the small talk getting to know each other.... OMFG "Hi... I'm Jim" Lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Are you expected to be dressed at the buffet??

God. I hope so...you don't want dangly bits all over your vol au vonts!

Lol... I've never been to a club or even considered that a buffet would be served at a sex club..

Just had this image come to mind of a group of 20/30 naked people of all ages shapes and sizes eating sausage rolls and egg mayo watercress sandwiches cracking jokes and enjoying the small talk getting to know each other.... OMFG "Hi... I'm Jim" Lol"

I know...not a great image, is it?

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton


"The German clubs that I have been to made pleasent food available. It seemed a good idea and the other customers seemed to like it.

Pleasant or peasant?Or even pheasant? It's still a no beforehand and then afterwards I don't want the sloppy seconds...bit fair enough to those who do."

When I rejoined Fab I decided that when I contributed to forums, I try to be positive helpful. However if minor spelling errors are you thing go fill your boots, although I do think typo spotting is sad. The spelling error does not detract from the fact that most German clubs provide decent food. They also provide plates and cutlery. If you are in a club for any length of time a snack can be a good thing.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

We never touch the buffet in clubs. Don’t know how many cummy fingers have been touching the food. Yuck

Mrs

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

Obviously no one here had been to Fun4two or Fata Mogarna in Holland or many of the other European clubs

Many of these offer excellent hot and cold food in the little restaurant section of the club. As these clubs are open 8pm to 4am this leaves plenty of time to eat and play.

There’s a saying.

The English has good table manners. The continentals have good food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room temperature chicken drumsticks, post play fingers and people’s dodgy buffet habits - no thanks.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Actually, mentioning our continental cousins, when I lived in Austria, a club I attended had a proper hot food buffet. The food was amazing!

Not a prawn ring or Iceland party food in sight!

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By *ightboy69Man
over a year ago

Torquay

For the love of god no , why on earth would you want to tuck into buffet food between sessions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never touch the food in clubs though to be fair we've only been in one that does food and its a small club too the smell kinda puts you off then as someone has said you watch someone scoff there face and then they ask you if you want to play ...erm no ... go clean yer teeth and rinse yer mouth out it gross to be honest

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By *uracell-DannyMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Watch out for that mayonnaise...

I think its mayonnaise lol

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden


"For the love of god no , why on earth would you want to tuck into buffet food between sessions "

If you’ve ever sat next to a beautiful naked or semi naked woman in a great atmospheric setting, eating delicious food and having wonderful conversation then you wouldn’t make that statement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buffets freak me out at the best of times, can't bare the thought of eating food that's sat there in the air with sex smells and perfume all around, then being touched by others ahead of you in the queue. I've eaten in clubs- when they do bbq or ordered a toastie etc if been there all day and staying over but couldn't face a buffet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All clubs that serve food will have a hygiene certificate. I would imagine the food is more hygienic than the beds.

It's often great and a good chance to socialise "

love a club buffet half way through the evening, few nibbles followed by a good play, stay away from "smelly "food though, ,Lol

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

Actually i normally buy in my own food when i go to a club. Picknic or light supper with the lassy is nice and stops the tummy rubbling in the middle of the fun.

I appreciate the thought when a buffet is put on but some choices on the table are a bit odd. Tuna?!??! Lol but to all you club owners out there thank you. Lets not be churlish about these things.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"Actually i normally buy in my own food when i go to a club. Picknic or light supper with the lassy is nice and stops the tummy rubbling in the middle of the fun.

I appreciate the thought when a buffet is put on but some choices on the table are a bit odd. Tuna?!??! Lol but to all you club owners out there thank you. Lets not be churlish about these things."

So you take a picnic to a swingers club??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha I have been known before to wander into the main room at Libs eating a sandwich!

I draw the line at Tuna though!"
wouldn’t mind a nibble on your sandwich! ohhh no pass on tuna too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reaching over the table for the pineapple chunks and having your balls drag through the trifle, is not a good look

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Reaching over the table for the pineapple chunks and having your balls drag through the trifle, is not a good look"

Haha

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"Not been to a club for some time now but why oh why do some clubs have food on....?

I mean why would you want to be stuffing your face with tuna and onion rings before going off to have a kiss with a stranger. Cant think of anything more off putting!

Are we on our own here????

Lyndz x"

If the odds are down and there's slim pickings can always do with a comfort eat before going home lol

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

If you're at a club for 6 hours, chances are you will need a snack. The buffet provides that chance.

I tend to go to clubs where I'm confident that nobody will be handling food with "sticky cum fingers". People clean up after play and before taking a break for drink or food.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"If you're at a club for 6 hours, chances are you will need a snack. The buffet provides that chance.

I tend to go to clubs where I'm confident that nobody will be handling food with "sticky cum fingers". People clean up after play and before taking a break for drink or food. "

You're lucky that you can be confident everyone has washed their hands, after play

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"If you're at a club for 6 hours, chances are you will need a snack. The buffet provides that chance.

I tend to go to clubs where I'm confident that nobody will be handling food with "sticky cum fingers". People clean up after play and before taking a break for drink or food.

You're lucky that you can be confident everyone has washed their hands, after play "

Go to any public toilets and watch people ‘wash’ their hands. Trust me, that buffet will have more germs around it than the toilet seat this is my personal opinion (I’m scared of germs) but I still feel I’m right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Go to any public toilets and watch people ‘wash’ their hands. Trust me, that buffet will have more germs around it than the toilet seat this is my personal opinion (I’m scared of germs) but I still feel I’m right. "

Do you scrub potential meets down with bleach before you play?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"

Go to any public toilets and watch people ‘wash’ their hands. Trust me, that buffet will have more germs around it than the toilet seat this is my personal opinion (I’m scared of germs) but I still feel I’m right.

Do you scrub potential meets down with bleach before you play? "

Of course. Don’t you?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I don't suppose you are going to catch anything awful, but it's just the thought of someone not washing their hands after playing with someone and then picking around the sarnies

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over a year ago


"If you're at a club for 6 hours, chances are you will need a snack. The buffet provides that chance.

I tend to go to clubs where I'm confident that nobody will be handling food with "sticky cum fingers". People clean up after play and before taking a break for drink or food.

You're lucky that you can be confident everyone has washed their hands, after play

Go to any public toilets and watch people ‘wash’ their hands. Trust me, that buffet will have more germs around it than the toilet seat this is my personal opinion (I’m scared of germs) but I still feel I’m right. "

I’ve got a pretty robust attitude to germs, but I completely agree with you. I’ve had enough buffets at enough conferences and business meetings to know that people don’t give a second thought to fingering things then putting them back on the platters. And if they’ve been fingering elsewhere first..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Thing is..one can become paranoid, we all eat out at sometime, we don't know how hygienic the food preparers are...it's just the thought of intimate touching and then not washing hands, there is no way you can monitor everyone in a club

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

We went to a club last summer when it was scorching hot. The whole club was boiling and then they brought out a big buffet that included egg and tuna sandwiches.

There aren't many smells that will put you off sex quite like that of fish and eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can agree with that, for first timers, getting to know people around a buffet table and starting to feel calm and relaxed is everything

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire


"Actually i normally buy in my own food when i go to a club. Picknic or light supper with the lassy is nice and stops the tummy rubbling in the middle of the fun.

I appreciate the thought when a buffet is put on but some choices on the table are a bit odd. Tuna?!??! Lol but to all you club owners out there thank you. Lets not be churlish about these things.

So you take a picnic to a swingers club?? "

Eureka in Kent is made for a picknic. Rios outdoor area works just as well. Agreed you cant have one in all clubs.but when your hungry your hungry.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Actually i normally buy in my own food when i go to a club. Picknic or light supper with the lassy is nice and stops the tummy rubbling in the middle of the fun.

I appreciate the thought when a buffet is put on but some choices on the table are a bit odd. Tuna?!??! Lol but to all you club owners out there thank you. Lets not be churlish about these things.

So you take a picnic to a swingers club??

Eureka in Kent is made for a picknic. Rios outdoor area works just as well. Agreed you cant have one in all clubs.but when your hungry your hungry. "

You are yes, at the end of the day people will do what they want to do. On principle, I think its a good thing to have something to nibble

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By *khot1Couple
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow

We went to a well known club that puts a buffet on, well on our second visit we sat next to the dance floor, next to us is a curtained area to play, we could hear and see some old couple playing.. (she was wanking him off)... Ten minutes later after some loud screams they both came out, went straight over to the buffet and started fingering the food... I.e..splitting the sandwiches to see what was inside, then putting them bk ... After witnessing this I won't touch a buffet again, don't like to think about someone with jizz in there fingernails poking the sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comical but so so true lool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing worse than seeing people put their hands in bowls of peanuts and mints . Why oh why would a club put this out?? These fuckers hands have been ( the thought ewww) then they stick it in the jar and take a mint. "

I do agree with you. I've saw people pick food up and put it back down. Then lick their fingers and pick something else up..... Dirty pissers, hand and fingers have been in some places then they go and put them on a sausage roll. No thank you, I'd rather starve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a buffet at quest before. Food was served to you so no picking, licking and putting back. Knives n forks available too so clean hands all round. Nice to get a snack inbetween rounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We do an buffet EVERY Saturday night & not a small one either or just pizza.

Its a full cold wedding type buffet, Paul is a fully qualified chef. He's Worked in some of the best restaurants so it's very high standard.

Take look at our profile pictures and you will see pictures of Lou with the buffet to see how good it is Xx

People seem to love it so far

Reason we have food is two fold, its reasonable to offer food to people drinking & second some people need the food for energy before, between or after playing lol

We know some people don't even have a evening meal that come to us on a Saturday night because they say the buffets that good!!

We also offer free mints on tables and mouth wash in toilets and bar snacks like crisps and chocolates free.

Yes we have been inspected by food hygiene people & health & safety along with all other agencies, all passed with flying colours only 3 weeks ago.

Paul & Lou "

Arr just another trick to get to look at your profile and your sexy wife in the pics I see right through you lol

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over a year ago


"We do an buffet EVERY Saturday night & not a small one either or just pizza.

Its a full cold wedding type buffet, Paul is a fully qualified chef. He's Worked in some of the best restaurants so it's very high standard.

Take look at our profile pictures and you will see pictures of Lou with the buffet to see how good it is Xx

People seem to love it so far

Reason we have food is two fold, its reasonable to offer food to people drinking & second some people need the food for energy before, between or after playing lol

We know some people don't even have a evening meal that come to us on a Saturday night because they say the buffets that good!!

We also offer free mints on tables and mouth wash in toilets and bar snacks like crisps and chocolates free.

Yes we have been inspected by food hygiene people & health & safety along with all other agencies, all passed with flying colours only 3 weeks ago.

Paul & Lou

Arr just another trick to get to look at your profile and your sexy wife in the pics I see right through you lol "

You caught us out HAHA !! But saying this we are quite proud of our buffet and my sexy wife LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On our first visit to a club we walked in to see somebody tucking into a lamb shank. We found it pretty hilarious. Really don't understand why club buffets would ever ever food in that would make your breath smell but they do. I avoid garlic etc 24 before a meet so definitely wouldn't be indulging practically minutes before!

Do you have the same level of prep for sex with your partner? If so do you have to schedule in sex so you know what days you can eat certain things? Or do you just need to eat bland all the time .. not sure which would be worse "

Yes you've pretty much summed me up

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