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By *ilthy fun bare OP Couple
over a year ago

Ripon

Hubby home alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone horny and need a wank message me

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By *edfleetMan
over a year ago

covent garden

Awake and super horny. Early morning wank chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love phone wanks the odd time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby home alone"

Don't fall for it. I bet it's the wife pretending to be her hubby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby home alone

Don't fall for it. I bet it's the wife pretending to be her hubby!

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's an old style home phone then difficult to get in your arse but impossible to get out........ Sun sea and A&E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard as fuck now, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone need a wank message me

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By *cotthMan
over a year ago

Anywhere

Free now

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By *edfleetMan
over a year ago

covent garden

Back from a hard gym session and stupid horny

Pants off and oiling up my rock hard cock

Anyone up for a serious dirty phone wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone watching babestation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freeview 672

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone awake?

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By *harliebluestockingsCouple
over a year ago

london

Does anyone actually get to phone wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God yes xx love listening as others wank hard xxx

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By *harliebluestockingsCouple
over a year ago

london

"God yes xx love listening as others wank hard xxx"

Hahaha. Have to agree , love to hear how many messages / winks / photo fabs you get in next hour ( well we just fabbed a few ). Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock in hand now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in hand now"

Ok so do an upward and downward movement with it.

Start it slowly at first though and rise up the pace a bit once it is warm enough.

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"God yes xx love listening as others wank hard xxx"

I hope you got some filters on otherwise your gonna have a v full inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock in hand now

Ok so do an upward and downward movement with it.

Start it slowly at first though and rise up the pace a bit once it is warm enough. "

Doing that right now

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

Love to hear a very juicy wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone wank or filthy kik chat and pic swap anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank anyone message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babestation is on :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freeview 679

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many horny men and not so many women wanting to oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many horny men and not so many women wanting to oblige

I Know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone watching Babestation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God yes xx love listening as others wank hard xxx

Hahaha. Have to agree , love to hear how many messages / winks / photo fabs you get in next hour ( well we just fabbed a few ). Xx"

Lol xx well despite the messages ... I do still love it x (ps thanks for the fans x )

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By *enguymidsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Anytime xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anytime xx"

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By *enguymidsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Message me xx

Free now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone need a wank message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone watching babestation??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone need a wank message me if ur horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone watching babestation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to hear a woman making her pussy wet while on phone, makes me wank hard.

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Phone sex was something I used to do a fair bit when I was younger. Doesn't do anything for me anymore really.

Video chat though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love hearing girls and guys cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone horny need a wank message me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Phone cuppa, milk, no sugar.

Bag in first, then water, milk last.

Phone me now and hear me stir.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone cuppa, milk, no sugar.

Bag in first, then water, milk last.

Phone me now and hear me stir....."

Rather you bring Me a cuppa in bed and wank me off under the duvet as I sleep ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock out

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Phone cuppa, milk, no sugar.

Bag in first, then water, milk last.

Phone me now and hear me stir....."

Want to hear me rattling my spoon in the cup?

PM me now for a good stir....

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By *oniceMan
over a year ago

dungarvan

cum watch me blow my load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone cuppa, milk, no sugar.

Bag in first, then water, milk last.

Phone me now and hear me stir....."

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Phone cuppa, milk, no sugar.

Bag in first, then water, milk last.

Phone me now and hear me stir.....

Want to hear me rattling my spoon in the cup?

PM me now for a good stir...."

I dropping the sugar cubes in now.

Uh oooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

You dirty boy!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone horny and need a wank message me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Anyone thirsty and need a cup of tea, message me"

I'm up for that!!!!

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By *edfleetMan
over a year ago

covent garden

Wank chat now

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By *ravelseekerMan
over a year ago

elgin

Now?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Now? "

No, an hour ago.

*Points ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to ring and get a female to cum as I direct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horny x "

Message me please, got a hard on that needs releasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God yes xx love listening as others wank hard xxx"

Id love to perform for you but Im outside your age range. Please message me if your interested xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love to oblige x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking now, absolutely love being listened to its so damn hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horny x "

Message me anytime

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By *eter56Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Do any women like to hear men wank or is just a man thing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone wank pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone horny and need a wank message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooooo horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing with my pussy at the thought mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Playing with my pussy at the thought mmm"

Mmmmmm now that’s to hear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone up for phone wank pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And again xx

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By *crum guyMan
over a year ago

paisley

Would love to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And again xx

so good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Playing with my pussy at the thought mmm"

wouldnt that be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m game

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m game "

As if by magic.......

*see what I did there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back from a hard gym session and stupid horny

Pants off and oiling up my rock hard cock

Anyone up for a serious dirty phone wank "

Erm, the guy above you seems to be free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of wanking men here. Anyone had the call yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of wanking men here. Anyone had the call yet

No, would you like my number

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"There's a lot of wanking men here. Anyone had the call yet

No, would you like my number

42?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the guys on here ring each other when wanking off or if is a group listen in to all the moaning and grunting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do the guys on here ring each other when wanking off or if is a group listen in to all the moaning and grunting?"

Would you like to listen in to that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do the guys on here ring each other when wanking off or if is a group listen in to all the moaning and grunting?"

Lol latter I would guess bit like pigs rolling in the mud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of wanking men here. Anyone had the call yet

No, would you like my number

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

Has anyone actually got a call from this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone actually got a call from this thread?

Yup - wanna chat ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up very horny and this thread caught my eye

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By *enguymidsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Any ladies following this thread. Love to join in ??

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By *enguymidsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Love to X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woke up very horny and this thread caught my eye "

Ring me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any horny tops

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By *outhboyMan
over a year ago

derry

Kik any one

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"So many horny men and not so many women wanting to oblige

I wonder why?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Playing with my pussy at the thought mmm"

Mmm can I play too...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Phone cuppa, milk, no sugar.

Bag in first, then water, milk last.

Phone me now and hear me stir....."

I'll bring cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling horny for a big smooth meaty cock

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I can't pm back as I've lost my phone mid wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't pm back as I've lost my phone mid wank

"
noooooooo you never stuck it where sun don't shine

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Guys, you can post on this thread to talk to me, doesn't need to be done by pm you know.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Phone cuppa, milk, no sugar.

Bag in first, then water, milk last.

Phone me now and hear me stir.....

I'll bring cake

Cake you say..........

*Inserts beating heart emoji...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, you can post on this thread to talk to me, doesn't need to be done by pm you know.

"
Hi

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Phone cuppa, milk, no sugar.

Bag in first, then water, milk last.

Phone me now and hear me stir.....

I'll bring cake

Cake you say..........

*Inserts beating heart emoji..."

French fancies.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Phone cuppa, milk, no sugar.

Bag in first, then water, milk last.

Phone me now and hear me stir.....

I'll bring cake

Cake you say..........

*Inserts beating heart emoji...

French fancies. "

Phwoarrrrrrrr.

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By *ak4uMan
over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 02/09/18 18:26:09]

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By *ak4uMan
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Guys, you can post on this thread to talk to me, doesn't need to be done by pm you know.

Yes please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would love one if anyone is free

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"would love one if anyone is free"

Damn, I was free to hours ago, if only I'd seen you post sooner.

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By *arfield131Man
over a year ago

midlands

Anyone want to watch me play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to watch me play? "

Where do I watch

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Oi, MsGW, where's me French Fancies?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard and horny. Anyone want to help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank Anyone message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone free now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about sexting wank? Naughty story and "what you doing with that banana now?" sort of thing? Tricky I guess as you need to type, but good fun!

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By *xcited99Couple
over a year ago

omagh

Horny male here.

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By *arfield131Man
over a year ago

midlands

I’ve got kik......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's an old style home phone then difficult to get in your arse but impossible to get out........ Sun sea and A&E"

Wow! You are a mine of information.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Oi, MsGW, where's me French Fancies?????

Still on my bar with the wine

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I’ve got kik......"

Cool, lots of us have it

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By *oungGingerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Could be interesting

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Why don't you all pair up with each other?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Oi, MsGW, where's me French Fancies?????

Still on my bar with the wine

I don't know which I like best, you have wine, French fancies or a bar.......

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Oi, MsGW, where's me French Fancies?????

Still on my bar with the wine

I don't know which I like best, you have wine, French fancies or a bar.......

It's got optics AND a beer tap...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Oi, MsGW, where's me French Fancies?????

Still on my bar with the wine

I don't know which I like best, you have wine, French fancies or a bar.......

It's got optics AND a beer tap... "

Gotta be honest, I don't drink.

But the French Fancies have a certain appeal. As does a couple of other things....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ring out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solid here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone or Kik chat anyone. Message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up for it.

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By *cotthMan
over a year ago

Anywhere

Up for one now

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By *ockring91Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Anyone now?

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By *cotthMan
over a year ago

Anywhere

Anyone now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just watching a bit of porn, anyone fancy listening to me cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babestation soon :D

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By *edfleetMan
over a year ago

covent garden

Quick wank now. Message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone?

Really guys, in the age of Skype and many other video messaging platforms you want to phone???

Get your local newspaper out and look under "personals"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone?

Really guys, in the age of Skype and many other video messaging platforms you want to phone???

Get your local newspaper out and look under "personals"..."

You don’t know what you’re missing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just watching a bit of porn, anyone fancy listening to me cumming"

Msg Me next time mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard and horny now for phone fun??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kik or phone wank anyone? PM Me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Kik or phone wank anyone? PM Me

Damn I wish I'd seen this 59 minutes ago.......

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Oi, MsGW, where's me French Fancies?????

Still on my bar with the wine

I don't know which I like best, you have wine, French fancies or a bar.......

It's got optics AND a beer tap...

Gotta be honest, I don't drink.

But the French Fancies have a certain appeal. As does a couple of other things....

Mmmm I have... Yum yums...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Oi, MsGW, where's me French Fancies?????

Still on my bar with the wine

I don't know which I like best, you have wine, French fancies or a bar.......

It's got optics AND a beer tap...

Gotta be honest, I don't drink.

But the French Fancies have a certain appeal. As does a couple of other things....

Mmmm I have... Yum yums...

WTF is a yum yum?

Please don't make me resort to the urban dictionary or Google.

I've still not got over the Blue Waffle incident.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message me

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Oi, MsGW, where's me French Fancies?????

Still on my bar with the wine

I don't know which I like best, you have wine, French fancies or a bar.......

It's got optics AND a beer tap...

Gotta be honest, I don't drink.

But the French Fancies have a certain appeal. As does a couple of other things....

Mmmm I have... Yum yums...

WTF is a yum yum?

Please don't make me resort to the urban dictionary or Google.

I've still not got over the Blue Waffle incident.......

It's like a long twisty sticky doughnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone?

Really guys, in the age of Skype and many other video messaging platforms you want to phone???

Get your local newspaper out and look under "personals"...

You don’t know what you’re missing xx

Well that almost sounds like an offer, ha ha xx

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Oi, MsGW, where's me French Fancies?????

Still on my bar with the wine

I don't know which I like best, you have wine, French fancies or a bar.......

It's got optics AND a beer tap...

Gotta be honest, I don't drink.

But the French Fancies have a certain appeal. As does a couple of other things....

Mmmm I have... Yum yums...

WTF is a yum yum?

Please don't make me resort to the urban dictionary or Google.

I've still not got over the Blue Waffle incident.......

It's like a long twisty sticky doughnut. "

Any jam in it?

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By *edfleetMan
over a year ago

covent garden

“Working” at home. But stupid horny. Anyone fancy a good horny, dirty phone wank

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By *ockring91Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Anyone up for wife chat tonight? ?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Oi, MsGW, where's me French Fancies?????

Still on my bar with the wine

I don't know which I like best, you have wine, French fancies or a bar.......

It's got optics AND a beer tap...

Gotta be honest, I don't drink.

But the French Fancies have a certain appeal. As does a couple of other things....

Mmmm I have... Yum yums...

WTF is a yum yum?

Please don't make me resort to the urban dictionary or Google.

I've still not got over the Blue Waffle incident.......

It's like a long twisty sticky doughnut.

Any jam in it? "

Nope, but it should have x

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Oi, MsGW, where's me French Fancies?????

Still on my bar with the wine

I don't know which I like best, you have wine, French fancies or a bar.......

It's got optics AND a beer tap...

Gotta be honest, I don't drink.

But the French Fancies have a certain appeal. As does a couple of other things....

Mmmm I have... Yum yums...

WTF is a yum yum?

Please don't make me resort to the urban dictionary or Google.

I've still not got over the Blue Waffle incident.......

It's like a long twisty sticky doughnut.

Any jam in it?

Nope, but it should have x"

Sounds like it's time to experiment in the kitchen.

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By *edfleetMan
over a year ago

covent garden

Early morning wank chat. Need to unload to start my day. Message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im up.for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just love being listened to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/09/18 10:41:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/09/18 10:44:03]

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By *edfleetMan
over a year ago

covent garden

Up got a dirty chat / message me for a Sunday wank

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Up got a dirty chat / message me for a Sunday wank "

A Sunday what...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll send her back when I’m done

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Phone anyone "

Give me a call, my numbers in the book....

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By *ilthy fun bare OP Couple
over a year ago

Ripon

"Hubby home alone"

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By *teve and mandyCouple
over a year ago

purley

Love sissy cuck hubby being abuse on the phone so others can have a wank while abusing him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone free now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any one free now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love hearing a sexy lady get off while i told her dirty storys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't pm back as I've lost my phone mid wank

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hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watching a bit of porn if any ladies wanna join me on the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest don’t really see the point in phone wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get off big time on being listened to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone a friend...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

And on the third stroke.......

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Thank God.

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