FabSwingers.com forum: Hi, how are you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or, hi how r u, (which is even worse).

This I would say is the most common message I receive from people.

What is yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or, hi how r u, (which is even worse).

This I would say is the most common message I receive from people.

What is yours?"

Ahhh mayn i thought that was a perfect opener

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

Hello you looking for fun?

Fancy a meet tonight (single men)

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Ones saying I’m too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi how's your evening going so far

Hi how was your weekend

Hi I'd fuck you good

Nice well written messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the polite one liners to the disrespectful ones, but we have found how people come across in the virtual world is miles apart from who they actually are x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ndymanchester1Man
over a year ago

salford

If a guy came up to you in A bar what would expect him to say? Give you his life history in first sentence without breaking breath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, how are you? Do you have any more pics?

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

I’ve seen that like one message I hated that I got was I’ll only meet you if my partner can ram you up the arse whilst I sit on you face.

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Usually from blokes saying "Hi, nice cock" or "I'd suck you so good"

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Deleted or sorry no thank you good luck

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Usually from blokes saying "Hi, nice cock" or "I'd suck you so good" "
ive had those a few times till I blocked men from messaging me

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Deleted or sorry no thank you good luck "

I’ve had that as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deleted or sorry no thank you good luck "

Awwww, you've got me feeling sorry for you

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Deleted or sorry no thank you good luck

Awwww, you've got me feeling sorry for you"

No need miss wild

just being honest that would probably be my most received message lol its nice to get a message back even if its a no as I know that it took time to reply even though they may be swamped in messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deleted or sorry no thank you good luck

Awwww, you've got me feeling sorry for you

No need miss wild

just being honest that would probably be my most received message lol its nice to get a message back even if its a no as I know that it took time to reply even though they may be swamped in messages

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Deleted or sorry no thank you good luck

Awwww, you've got me feeling sorry for you

No need miss wild

just being honest that would probably be my most received message lol its nice to get a message back even if its a no as I know that it took time to reply even though they may be swamped in messages

Sorry if I put a dampener on your thread btw

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By *ittle DancerWoman
over a year ago

Leslie, Glenrothes

I don’t mind it so much when the person has a fairly good profile explaining what they want/like. No cock pics. It’s kinda like a wave so I check them out

If they have a practicallyblank profile - it’s more likely I just ignore it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Are you horny?”

“Have you got Kik?”

We welcome any real people who are confident and are using the art of conversation to communicate with others to pop into our inbox to say hello. I can’t stress either how unsexy text talk is ...... it just makes the chat feel rushed, uncared for, an inconvenience and like the writer is uninterested..... it does you no favours, please stop it hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks but no thanks

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Would you care for some tea and perhaps a biscuit?"........Ok, it's not that, it's more along the lines of "Your hot, I would love to fuck you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most popular message by far is.....

"Sorry, your not for me/us"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning have a good day but thats normally friends

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Or, hi how r u, (which is even worse).

This I would say is the most common message I receive from people.

What is yours?"

What’s a message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't read most of them so I wouldn't have a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or, hi how r u, (which is even worse).

This I would say is the most common message I receive from people.

What is yours?"
hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in your area ...fancy a fuck !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in your area ...fancy a fuck !!!!

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awwwww you must love that message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in your area ...fancy a fuck !!!!

awwwww you must love that message "

One of many that pee me off lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy sucking on this ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in your area ...fancy a fuck !!!!

awwwww you must love that message

One of many that pee me off lol x"
awwww hey it seems to be a common theme here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in your area ...fancy a fuck !!!!

awwwww you must love that message

One of many that pee me off lol x"

Gutted I can't send you a generic message as I'm out of your age range. Or could I finally be the one to break the mould

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or, hi how r u, (which is even worse).

This I would say is the most common message I receive from people.

What is yours?"

On here its “hi” or “hey”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your day going (fine thanks) or what are you looking for on here (read the profile)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question?

What? another one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ones saying I’m too young "

This lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a guy came up to you in A bar what would expect him to say? Give you his life history in first sentence without breaking breath? "

No, two lol

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"If a guy came up to you in A bar what would expect him to say? Give you his life history in first sentence without breaking breath? "

No but the answer to the question would be the same as on here...."fine thanks"......unless of course I'm not in which case they may not get the answer they were hoping for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The infamous

Can I see your friends pics as a first message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get those can I ram my cock inside you.

Do you do bareback?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm staying in ypur area soon and looking for company while I'm there, fancy It??

Borrrrrrrre ooooffffffff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind hi, how are you messages provided the profile has more on it!

The ones I hate are the long stories that are cut and paste or ones that say they'll ruin me!!

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

You free now ?

Hate those bloody messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get a lot of "how r u doing" and "what r u doing" I know it can be difficult to open a conversation, but these sort of message's will not get you a reply.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Anything with tkt tlk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You free now ?

Hate those bloody messages!"

This

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"If a guy came up to you in A bar what would expect him to say? Give you his life history in first sentence without breaking breath? "

This isn’t a bar though

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I'm staying in ypur area soon and looking for company while I'm there, fancy It??

Borrrrrrrre ooooffffffff!"

Makes me want to reply - pay me. Coz that’s what it makes me feel like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After I politely say no thank you.

Let me know when I can fuck you

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

What are you into?

Errr read profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey"

Nay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm staying in ypur area soon and looking for company while I'm there, fancy It??

Borrrrrrrre ooooffffffff!"

I thought you may have fancied a coffee and a custard cream, that's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in your area ...fancy a fuck !!!!

The women I get this from always get mean when I say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or, hi how r u, (which is even worse).

This I would say is the most common message I receive from people.

What is yours?"

Hi sexy. / Hi beautiful.

Yes, it’s nice to get a compliment, but do you expect me to go “aww thanks” and start a conversation?!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

The ‘r u ok?’ ones floor me, it’s like something awful has happened to me and I’m the last to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are people suposed to start a conversation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or, hi how r u, (which is even worse).

This I would say is the most common message I receive from people.

What is yours?"

Pics please, yer right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in your area ...fancy a fuck !!!!

awwwww you must love that message

One of many that pee me off lol x

Gutted I can't send you a generic message as I'm out of your age range. Or could I finally be the one to break the mould

Why ? Are you in my area

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By *igchestddWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Mine is love your Tits lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I'm staying in ypur area soon and looking for company while I'm there, fancy It??

Borrrrrrrre ooooffffffff!

Makes me want to reply - pay me. Coz that’s what it makes me feel like"

Exactly!!

I usually just say 'enjoy your stay'

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By *heekyDannyMan
over a year ago

North West

I think Hi, how are you is a pleasent way of saying hello.

Suppose when you get a lot it can be boring

But I don't get many messages (violins)

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England

Examples of individuals seeking wank fodder:

"U got coc pic"

"What would you do to my Mrs?"

"Wot u in 2?"

I very much doubt any of the above individuals actually have wives - and if they do; it's highly unlikely that they're actually aware that their husbands are on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a guy came up to you in A bar what would expect him to say? Give you his life history in first sentence without breaking breath?

No but the answer to the question would be the same as on here...."fine thanks"......unless of course I'm not in which case they may not get the answer they were hoping for."

Would you ask how they were too?

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Mostly it’s faf messages .just kidding .usually it’s from a guy saying nice cock can I suck it for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free now?

This one

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"How are people suposed to start a conversation?"

Hi, (insert pleasantry). I like the look of you/ your profile because (reasons). I'm interested in (stuff) and I think we have (stuff) in common. (something about the person messaging)

Would be lovely to hear from you. Happy Fabbing.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My most common at the moment is "Wow hot pix I wanna fuck you". Sigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are people suposed to start a conversation?

Hi, (insert pleasantry). I like the look of you/ your profile because (reasons). I'm interested in (stuff) and I think we have (stuff) in common. (something about the person messaging)

Would be lovely to hear from you. Happy Fabbing. "

This. ^^^ It's not rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow thats original, I try and be polite and just show my interest I appreciate im not to everyone,s taste and fine with it.

But as an opening line , hi , good morning etc seems acceptable especially if you can make reference to a person's profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow thats original, I try and be polite and just show my interest I appreciate im not to everyone,s taste and fine with it.

But as an opening line , hi , good morning etc seems acceptable especially if you can make reference to a person's profile.

If that approach works for you fine, then stick to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow thats original, I try and be polite and just show my interest I appreciate im not to everyone,s taste and fine with it.

But as an opening line , hi , good morning etc seems acceptable especially if you can make reference to a person's profile.

I agree. Maybe thats the problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just received a 3 word message from a stranger but as the words were "Love being spanked" I will forgive them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latest message from a couple two words

Size?

Travel?

Not really worth a reply

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By *r. Pepper...Man
over a year ago

liverpool

'i appreciate you're straight but would you let a guy sick you off?'

Every single day until I learned how to block men

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By *r. Pepper...Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Suck, obviously...

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"If a guy came up to you in A bar what would expect him to say? Give you his life history in first sentence without breaking breath? "

Certainly wouldn’t expect him to whip his cock out and wave it under my nose either - which is how I view someone sending an unsolicited cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi fancy meeting off men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, how ru

Hey, hun (grrr)

I'm in a local hotel...

How are you finding the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind has to be

" hi how are you.... what are you into " that drives me insane like read the bloody profile

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