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Fostrup Pampass scandal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15974553

Some things never die.

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

I thought this was an urban myth!

So anyone confess to having one in their front garden.... So to speak.

D&K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone up for a bit of seperate garden plant swapping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's two possibilities isn't there? Either:

1) she genuinely didn't know about the connotations of having such plants on display. Which, to be fair, how many of us knew about before this story? As a newbie, I certainly didn't

2) she's a swinger and just playing innocent to save her public image...

Which makes me wonder: is there anyone in the public eye that swing? And if so, is it like an Eyes Wide Shut sort of deal where everyone's wearing masks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am now worried about the plants I have in pots outside the front of my house?

What AM I advertising??

Classicby M.F. btw, and Love her voice, its like warm honey over gravel

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

what a losd of old cobblers lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a nice red rose seeking mature fertilisation by a big black rose

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

we have a big spiky cacti..

must indicate we are into s&m...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its a very common myth which dates back to the 70s. am thinking of planting some though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pampas plant story dates back to the swinging sixties, ,my parents were swingers and had one in there garden and it was always the story that if someone came to the door and asked for a cutting they would engage in conversation to find out if the other person was also a swinger.

And my last house had a huge one in the garden and when i saw it it just sold the house to me lol. But i do giggle as once i sold it the new people took it out, makes me wonder if anyone of my 'swing friends' went knocking as i always had an open house policy if anyone was passing lol

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

We had some (there when we moved in)kids dystroyed it tho...which is probably symbolic to many swinging parents

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford


"We had some (there when we moved in)kids dystroyed it tho...which is probably symbolic to many swinging parents "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one in my side garden, by the side of my drive and the fact that the plumes grow to around eight or nine feet high and there's 14 of them means its easy to see from the front too!

It's coincidence it was there to start with as it was already there in a smaller form when I bought the house, and I like the look of it so its stayed put! Plus I've ripped out all the overgrowth around it, so its flourished now it has its own space. It did make me wonder though when I heard this rumour about a year ago, and I have no plans to change my garden either, so if the world thinks I love to fuck willingly and with wild abandon I couldn't give two hoots. Besides they'd be right....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I've got one in my side garden, by the side of my drive and the fact that the plumes grow to around eight or nine feet high and there's 14 of them means its easy to see from the front too!"

'Look at the size of my pampas grass, ladies!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed somethings never die

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/78865

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm proud of my pampas grass thank you! Unlike my penis which grew to its current size by me kind of doing nothing except thinking about naughty ladies, my pampas needed tender loving care and bags of effort. So I think I'm entitled....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This information is very distressing for me, I had no idea.

I used to sell the bloody stuff on a market stall as a Saturday job when I was 19, in particular to a really hot blonde with a much older husband, who was always inviting me to one of their parties and with a lump in my throat I always refused because of the lump in my trousers.

OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *razykayakersCouple
over a year ago

Durham

And now you've just realised what you were missing out on... unlucky man, unlucky!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

we have a septic tank without a cover - we must be dirty buggers

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I never knew that it's supposed to represent the home of a swinger. I'm such a noob.

Shame really cause I love Mariella... would have been great if she opened up - so to speak - to being in the lifestyle live on Radio 4.

Mariella, if you're reading this and you secretly do have a profile on here, then please get in touch. Kthnxbye xx

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"We had some (there when we moved in)kids dystroyed it tho...which is probably symbolic to many swinging parents "

LOL... touché

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

There`s pampas grass growing in a school I carry out playing field maintainance at!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

~These days you don't need the pampas you can just put a garden model of Ms Frostrup in yer garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on people, do think a bit, of course it is a load of rubbish.

I have a large on in my front garden, I'm sure the people I bought it fromweren't swingers

What of the Park, what of the 12 or so large plants on the roundabout...

It's Myth, Myth and Myth.

Next week they will be chatting about OMO soap powder in the window...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on people, do think a bit, of course it is a load of rubbish.

I have a large on in my front garden, I'm sure the people I bought it fromweren't swingers

What of the Park, what of the 12 or so large plants on the roundabout...

It's Myth, Myth and Myth.

Next week they will be chatting about OMO soap powder in the window...

"

waddaya mean, you have got one and a large one at that!

n you are a swinger, so that proves it!

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By *rs WhiteCouple
over a year ago

South

OMO is true.maybe...lol

I used to live near married quarters,

it was a well know thing in the army..although it's anecdotal,Ive never seen it.

OMO...Old Man Out...so i'm told!

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district


"

Which makes me wonder: is there anyone in the public eye that swing? And if so, is it like an Eyes Wide Shut sort of deal where everyone's wearing masks? "

My ex had an amazingly thin and very bubbly uni friend who became the mistress of a very well-known middle aged TV presenter - this was in the mid 70s. She said she and her lover used to go to swinging parties, which we thought very shocking at the time! They involved other celebs and younger women, probably the sort of thing the Italian ex-Prime Minister Berlusconi gets up to.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

my neighbour had some in his garden till this summer now its in mine as he built a extension put up a new fence etc and just forgot it was in mine

must go round and borrow some coffee later hes yummy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

oooo forgot to say owner before him is a newsreader for the beeb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on people, do think a bit, of course it is a load of rubbish.

I have a large on in my front garden, I'm sure the people I bought it fromweren't swingers

What of the Park, what of the 12 or so large plants on the roundabout...

It's Myth, Myth and Myth.

Next week they will be chatting about OMO soap powder in the window...

waddaya mean, you have got one and a large one at that!

n you are a swinger, so that proves it! "

lol

No one knocked on the door yet and say, it's your bush, we know, wink wink, nudge nudge, we want to play....

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Passed our local fire station today with a huge clump of pampas grass outside, Does this mean all the firemen can't wait to get their kit off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

judging by the amount on fab you are about right!!

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By *osiephillCouple
over a year ago

The High Peak

And the upside down pineapple in the shopping trolley........?

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