FabSwingers.com forum: Pampas grass

By *arnaclebill OP Man
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

Has anywone got any pampas grass plants for sale? According to an article in the Daily Mail, Mariella Frostrup put 2 pampas grass plants on her balcony and has been receiving lots of calls asking to 'meet' I must admit that I would love to 'meet' with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn! i need some of that here!! lol isnt that the old 60/70's thing though... a bit out dated... most of us just put an ad on fab lol

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

Naturally I couldn't lower myself to read that hateful shitrag so I checked it out in the telegraph instead.

Looks like Ms Fostrup made a little freudian slip when she said:

“Who knew that pampas grass plants are a signal to fellow swingers?"

FELLOW swingers?? ....... hello!!!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I keep meaning to call on the vicarage as the garden is full of pampas grass to ask him if he and his wife swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure why this is a story of fact.

There was a thread a while back on pampas grass.

Like anything that says something signifies to others that certain things are done/followed/undertaken but only if you are in the know...But there is no definitive place where this is confirmed.

The article suggested that there were people calling at her home, with a wink wink, pampas grass, get your kit off...

Or are you supposed to knock and say 'nice pampas bush, I too have one', and if the reply is 'come in, and talk about my bush', bingo

as if...

Did you know if women shopping trolleys contain a cucumber (if an aubergine, you may get lost), condoms and lube, they are gagging for it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did they get her telephone number?

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By *ickTurnipMan
over a year ago

leicester

Ms Frostrup has the sexiest voice I have ever heard, and a very cute face to go with it

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By *arnaclebill OP Man
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"Naturally I couldn't lower myself to read that hateful shitrag so I checked it out in the telegraph instead.

Looks like Ms Fostrup made a little freudian slip when she said:

“Who knew that pampas grass plants are a signal to fellow swingers?"

Dunno know about the Daily Mail being a shitrag, but when wiping my arse with the Telegraph I probably add to the shit that's already in it

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

wenever heard of this being a swingers invite, can someone enlighten us please lol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wenever heard of this being a swingers invite, can someone enlighten us please lol

xxx"

Urban myth.

Along with, anything else (earrings, bracelets...)

Unless the thing says i'm a swinger, take nothing for granted...

I mean, excluding single men, would anyone actually go and knock on a door, if there was pampas grass in the garden/pot an say, I have cum about you pampas bush...

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

Dunno know about the Daily Mail being a shitrag, but when wiping my arse with the Telegraph I probably add to the shit that's already in it"

well admittedly the telegraph is often little more than the daily mail with a longer vocabulary, but it's good to know you aren't a regular mail reader.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents had pampass grass outside for years

And I've often wondered as I got older if at one point they were swingers lol

My dads dead now and my mum knows what I do but she's never said owt xx

And no it wasn't just the pampass grass that made me think lol xx

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"wenever heard of this being a swingers invite, can someone enlighten us please lol

xxx

Urban myth.

Along with, anything else (earrings, bracelets...)

Unless the thing says i'm a swinger, take nothing for granted...

I mean, excluding single men, would anyone actually go and knock on a door, if there was pampas grass in the garden/pot an say, I have cum about you pampas bush..."

Reminds me of the packet of OMO washing powder in the window - Old Man Out - think I'm definately showing my age now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wenever heard of this being a swingers invite, can someone enlighten us please lol

xxx

Urban myth.

Along with, anything else (earrings, bracelets...)

Unless the thing says i'm a swinger, take nothing for granted...

I mean, excluding single men, would anyone actually go and knock on a door, if there was pampas grass in the garden/pot an say, I have cum about you pampas bush...

Reminds me of the packet of OMO washing powder in the window - Old Man Out - think I'm definately showing my age now

Jif next to the OMO, said a quickie.

A brown door meant you liked anal

A door with glass top and bottom meant you were smooth all over.

I'm sure other can add some more humorous ones, before they become fact....

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By *oobsCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

"wenever heard of this being a swingers invite, can someone enlighten us please lol

xxx

Urban myth.

Along with, anything else (earrings, bracelets...)

Unless the thing says i'm a swinger, take nothing for granted...

I mean, excluding single men, would anyone actually go and knock on a door, if there was pampas grass in the garden/pot an say, I have cum about you pampas bush...

Reminds me of the packet of OMO washing powder in the window - Old Man Out - think I'm definately showing my age now

Just heard this joke on PM on R4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's actually true about OMO! A friend of mine used to be an army wife and she told me it was a code some of the ladies used to let their paramours know it was safe to pop round.

I wish I could get that scene from steptoe and son where the old man is having a bath in the sink out of my head now!!

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

leasingham

Dont have sex in one,will cut you to shreds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have 5 pampas grass plants in the garden,never associated it with swinging and never heard this rumour before

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"we have 5 pampas grass plants in the garden,never associated it with swinging and never heard this rumour before"

ooh er missus lol

now you know

think its a load of tosh personally..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Dunno know about the Daily Mail being a shitrag, but when wiping my arse with the Telegraph I probably add to the shit that's already in it

well admittedly the telegraph is often little more than the daily mail with a longer vocabulary, but it's good to know you aren't a regular mail reader."

surely anyone reading the daily hell would never be associated with 'the lifestyle' !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anywone got any pampas grass plants for sale? According to an article in the Daily Mail, Mariella Frostrup put 2 pampas grass plants on her balcony and has been receiving lots of calls asking to 'meet' I must admit that I would love to 'meet' with her.

She can't just have been showing her pampass grass lol. She must have been showing her phone number as well.

Anything to get in the news.

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