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By *ubble Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheppey

What is the silliest question you have ever been asked on here ?

I was asked:

" what do you want off this site " mmm two pints and a packet of crisps!!!!

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By *hat The CuckCouple
over a year ago

Croydon Area


"What is the silliest question you have ever been asked on here ?

I was asked:

" what do you want off this site " mmm two pints and a packet of crisps!!!! "

“You ok?”

We get that a lot. If we wasn’t ok we wouldn’t be on here!

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By *ubble Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheppey


"What is the silliest question you have ever been asked on here ?

I was asked:

" what do you want off this site " mmm two pints and a packet of crisps!!!!

“You ok?”

We get that a lot. If we wasn’t ok we wouldn’t be on here! "

You must have had a few messages from me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I find very silly are the people who ask "How are you?"...

When I spend ten minutes writing a nice reply about being depressed, worried about the bills, not being sure abut that sound the car is making, not really wanting to have to go out and cut the lawn again, them next door playing music late at night etc etc.... they always moan..!!!

Why ask the question if you don't want to hear the answer...???

Silly - just silly....!!!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I get asked ‘do you do your own nails?’

What’s it to do with them.....

Lol.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

The most bizarre which I have now been asked three times by the same guy-

‘When sitting on the loo, are your trousers around your knees or around your ankles’.

What’s that all about?

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

Apart from the, are you ok or How are you, I was asked whats the biggest cock you've had, oh ye I always bring a tape measure with me and measure their erect penis before we start.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"What is the silliest question you have ever been asked on here ?

I was asked:

" what do you want off this site " mmm two pints and a packet of crisps!!!! "

Now you see I don't find that particular question that silly OP - different people are looking for different things from the site - some may be looking for one off meets, others might be looking for a regular FB/FWB and yet more besides - so it's quite often a question I'll use early on to establish if we're looking for the same thing (if they haven't already included that in their profile that is)

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By *ockandrollaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The most bizarre which I have now been asked three times by the same guy-

‘When sitting on the loo, are your trousers around your knees or around your ankles’.

What’s that all about?"

I have just had the same message and question asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hows u?"

OR

"Would you let me suck his cock?"

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q.Have you many meets lined up?

A.None of your fkn business.

Q.Oh did someone get out of the wrong side of the bed?

A.you will never know what side of the bed I get out on.

Q.why are you so rude?

A.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put a baby in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I put a baby in you "

saw that on a condom machine in pub toilet

for refund press baby in slot

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By *ockandrollaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The most bizarre which I have now been asked three times by the same guy-

‘When sitting on the loo, are your trousers around your knees or around your ankles’.

What’s that all about?

I have just had the same message and question asked "

Totally confused him , told him neither and that I strip off from the waist down and hang them on the back of the door!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I put a baby in you

saw that on a condom machine in pub toilet

for refund press baby in slot "

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I always get asked ‘how do you find it on here’....

My answe is by pressing the same login... lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'How has your day been mum?' From a guy the same age as me!!!

It actually made me chuckle

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Before 40 'Do you want breeding?'

After 40 'Will you be my Mummy?'

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Before 40 'Do you want breeding?'

After 40 'Will you be my Mummy?'

"

Glad I'm not the only one

I also get asked if I want to be fed a lot to. Blimmin weirdos!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I ask you a question?

my normal reply...you just did

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