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By *ammiejuk OP   Woman
over a year ago

Letchworth

Swinging experience you have ever had?

Mine wasn't that bad, went to a club with my finance of the time, he was the one who suggested it and was all up for it, but when push came to shove he couldn't handle it, couldn't get it up and couldn't bear to see me with someone else - left the club feeling very unsatisfied!

There must be some good stories out there......

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I can't say I've ever had a bad experience - the worst I've had was still pretty good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing too drastic, just a handful of "charity" shags.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

My worse was being left at a club in Walthamstow, because the guy who had taken me there wanted to see me play with the one other woman in there, and put a show on for everyone, and I didn't want to do it.

So he called me a dirty, ungrateful little slut, and after he'd paid for me, it was the least I could do, and walked out and left me there!

At the time I lived up North, and it was my first time in London. I panicked, but the club owner was great, and arranged for a taxi to get me back to my hotel, and banned the guy from the club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worse was being left at a club in Walthamstow, because the guy who had taken me there wanted to see me play with the one other woman in there, and put a show on for everyone, and I didn't want to do it.

So he called me a dirty, ungrateful little slut, and after he'd paid for me, it was the least I could do, and walked out and

At the time I lived up North, and it was my first time in London. I panicked, but the club owner was great, and arranged for a taxi to get me back to my hotel, and banned the guy from the club. "

OMG what an arsehole !!!..At least the club owner was a decent person though !!..shocking

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

From this post:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/70200

OK guy booked a hotel near me and we agreed to meet outside. He was smoking, but hey thats fine. We went to the room, played a bit, he got his condom on and came on the first stroke.

I was still horny so I suggest some oral and he gets up and shoves his cock in my mouth. Fair enough think I, I'll get mine next. He cums again, gets dressed and goes for a fag.

He then says he'll buy me lunch from the pub attached to the hotel We go to the bar, he orders his own lunch and drink, pays and goes off for another fag. I buy my drink and sit and wait. He's gone for 30 mins! When he gets back I make my excuses and leave.

And I still felt guilty for leaving cos he'd paid for the hotel!

Another crap one more recently involved me sat in the guys car for 20 mins at a petrol station while he chatted to all and sundry on his phone, then he gets into the car and tells me he can't accommodate after all.

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

I met someone once and although he was a great bloke, i just did fancy him. Was all over me so thought kissing and touching my bits and anyone who knows me can say without a doubt kissing and fingers have me sopping wet but he left me dry as a bone , least i can do is suck him off, so got to it, sucking and licking my ass off and he saying "can i fuck you" all this time my phone kept getting messages (keep it on case babysitter calls) and i had 8 messages, all from Facebook, so i said will get a condom and quickly check my phone. Then i told him that babysitter had kept texting cos baby was sick, made my excuses and left. Probably not as bad as it sounds but he'd driven a long way and paid for hotel. Felt like a total c nut

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

My worst would be travelling over 2 hours to get to the meet, him phoning all thru the journey, only to get a phone call saying "sorry I can't , I have a girlfriend" not even meet for a coffee after travelling that far!

Day wasn't a complete loss as I dropped in on a friend from the site on way home and got a tattoo instead lol

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By *ngel Devil69Couple
over a year ago

Manilva

We had a couple arrive at ours and the woman was already d*unk. Within a few minutes she was up for playing. All good i guess?? I (Paul) put my hand on top of her pants and 'yuk', could feel a pad. She just lay down and pulled her pants off and a very stained and very old pad dropped on the floor. Needless to say they exited the door very soon after.

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By *ammiejuk OP   Woman
over a year ago

Letchworth


"We had a couple arrive at ours and the woman was already d*unk. Within a few minutes she was up for playing. All good i guess?? I (Paul) put my hand on top of her pants and 'yuk', could feel a pad. She just lay down and pulled her pants off and a very stained and very old pad dropped on the floor. Needless to say they exited the door very soon after."

Ewwwww that is so gross!! Why? How? just doesn't even bear thinking about! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could beat you all with my story but it i'm not gonna tell it in forums lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've done quite well. As singles, my worst experience was a meet that I'd talked to for ages online and on the phone before hand and when we met there was just no spark, no conection, we could barely hold a conversation. It was painful! Boho-J once met somone that was more interested in finishing in time to watch Match of the Day, and had a guy on a social meet pretty much pounce on her in a local pub.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"Boho-J once met somone that was more interested in finishing in time to watch Match of the Day"

who was playing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my worse experience was one ive posted before on another thread asking the same question so to anyone who read it then skip onto the next post lol

i had been talking to a guy for ages and agreed to meet him for a coffee one day, he only had a hour for lunch so was only a coffee to see if we got on etc

Anyway a few days later he asked me if i wanted to go to partners in bury to a meet that had been arranged there from a web site, i was unsure because of the distance and the fact i couldnt drive but he said he would pick me up and take me home after, so in the end i agreed to go with him as he seemed nice, so on the day he picked me up as arranged, we drove to bury, just keep in mind at this point i live in dudley, had a great night to be honest, spent time playing together and spent time doing our own thing, had a good time till the end of the night where he came over to me and said that a woman he had been playing with had invited him back to her house so was i ok to get myself home

so i said not really as its 3am and i live 100 miles away and dont drive, and he just looked at me and said...well you cant exoect me to turn a shag down to drive you home, like i was being unresnoble

and drove off and left me there alone, in the middle of nowhere with no way of getting home

the next bit was the best tho

he text me the next day telling me how great it was to meet me and would i like to meet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my worse experience was one ive posted before on another thread asking the same question so to anyone who read it then skip onto the next post lol

i had been talking to a guy for ages and agreed to meet him for a coffee one day, he only had a hour for lunch so was only a coffee to see if we got on etc

Anyway a few days later he asked me if i wanted to go to partners in bury to a meet that had been arranged there from a web site, i was unsure because of the distance and the fact i couldnt drive but he said he would pick me up and take me home after, so in the end i agreed to go with him as he seemed nice, so on the day he picked me up as arranged, we drove to bury, just keep in mind at this point i live in dudley, had a great night to be honest, spent time playing together and spent time doing our own thing, had a good time till the end of the night where he came over to me and said that a woman he had been playing with had invited him back to her house so was i ok to get myself home

so i said not really as its 3am and i live 100 miles away and dont drive, and he just looked at me and said...well you cant exoect me to turn a shag down to drive you home, like i was being unresnoble

and drove off and left me there alone, in the middle of nowhere with no way of getting home

the next bit was the best tho

he text me the next day telling me how great it was to meet me and would i like to meet again "

I bet you jumped at the chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst was one of my first, my mate and i met a lass on here at club f one night so wen she messaged asking if wed like to meet again we thought it wud be fun so we drove about an hour to pick her up then take her to my place. All was going well laughing nd havin a few drinks but she was always on her phone. Anyway we had ALOT of fun and were lying in bed relaxing when she just jumped up and started kickin off sayin wed used her nd shes gonna get her friends to cum kick the shit out of us. It turned out her fuck buddy was at club f with her mate nd she was jealous cos she loved him. Anyway she started getting violent so we had to call the police and have her arrested AND tell the police everything wed done

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

[Removed by poster at 27/11/11 20:38:34]

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"My worst was one of my first, my mate and i met a lass on here at club f one night so wen she messaged asking if wed like to meet again we thought it wud be fun so we drove about an hour to pick her up then take her to my place. All was going well laughing nd havin a few drinks but she was always on her phone. Anyway we had ALOT of fun and were lying in bed relaxing when she just jumped up and started kickin off sayin wed used her nd shes gonna get her friends to cum kick the shit out of us. It turned out her fuck buddy was at club f with her mate nd she was jealous cos she loved him. Anyway she started getting violent so we had to call the police and have her arrested AND tell the police everything wed done"

may I interest sir in this evening's special of the house: le lapin cuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if anyone wants to hear mine message me as i would identify person i meet if posted on page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was one of my first, my mate and i met a lass on here at club f one night so wen she messaged asking if wed like to meet again we thought it wud be fun so we drove about an hour to pick her up then take her to my place. All was going well laughing nd havin a few drinks but she was always on her phone. Anyway we had ALOT of fun and were lying in bed relaxing when she just jumped up and started kickin off sayin wed used her nd shes gonna get her friends to cum kick the shit out of us. It turned out her fuck buddy was at club f with her mate nd she was jealous cos she loved him. Anyway she started getting violent so we had to call the police and have her arrested AND tell the police everything wed done

may I interest sir in this evening's special of the house: le lapin cuit"

Lmfao classic

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"My worst was one of my first, my mate and i met a lass on here at club f one night so wen she messaged asking if wed like to meet again we thought it wud be fun so we drove about an hour to pick her up then take her to my place. All was going well laughing nd havin a few drinks but she was always on her phone. Anyway we had ALOT of fun and were lying in bed relaxing when she just jumped up and started kickin off sayin wed used her nd shes gonna get her friends to cum kick the shit out of us. It turned out her fuck buddy was at club f with her mate nd she was jealous cos she loved him. Anyway she started getting violent so we had to call the police and have her arrested AND tell the police everything wed done

may I interest sir in this evening's special of the house: le lapin cuit"

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"My worst was one of my first, my mate and i met a lass on here at club f one night so wen she messaged asking if wed like to meet again we thought it wud be fun so we drove about an hour to pick her up then take her to my place. All was going well laughing nd havin a few drinks but she was always on her phone. Anyway we had ALOT of fun and were lying in bed relaxing when she just jumped up and started kickin off sayin wed used her nd shes gonna get her friends to cum kick the shit out of us. It turned out her fuck buddy was at club f with her mate nd she was jealous cos she loved him. Anyway she started getting violent so we had to call the police and have her arrested AND tell the police everything wed done

may I interest sir in this evening's special of the house: le lapin cuit

Lmfao classic "

It's happened to me too - not as bad as you and not as part of a swinging experience - but I've been "revenge fucked" only to take the full force of the girl's post coital guilt trip.

Although all I had to do was chuck her Jimmy Choo's out of the window and lock the door behind her when she went to retreive them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was one of my first, my mate and i met a lass on here at club f one night so wen she messaged asking if wed like to meet again we thought it wud be fun so we drove about an hour to pick her up then take her to my place. All was going well laughing nd havin a few drinks but she was always on her phone. Anyway we had ALOT of fun and were lying in bed relaxing when she just jumped up and started kickin off sayin wed used her nd shes gonna get her friends to cum kick the shit out of us. It turned out her fuck buddy was at club f with her mate nd she was jealous cos she loved him. Anyway she started getting violent so we had to call the police and have her arrested AND tell the police everything wed done

may I interest sir in this evening's special of the house: le lapin cuit

Lmfao classic

It's happened to me too - not as bad as you and not as part of a swinging experience - but I've been "revenge fucked" only to take the full force of the girl's post coital guilt trip.

Although all I had to do was chuck her Jimmy Choo's out of the window and lock the door behind her when she went to retreive them "

Lol wat made it kind of funny tho was she had a broken foot so was shagging with a cast on and wen she kicked off she was hitting me with her crutches haha

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


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Lol wat made it kind of funny tho was she had a broken foot so was shagging with a cast on and wen she kicked off she was hitting me with her crutches haha"

some people would pay very good money indeed for kinks like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst was couple years ago met lovely lady off different site, married told me right from start once she new me that husband would join in second time we met for fun, nice couple just he texted several time a day for week before we met telling me every thing i had to do with his wife how i had to make her come way i had to fuck her how we both had to do this and that to her, he was total control theak. pity as she was a great lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was one of my first, my mate and i met a lass on here at club f one night so wen she messaged asking if wed like to meet again we thought it wud be fun so we drove about an hour to pick her up then take her to my place. All was going well laughing nd havin a few drinks but she was always on her phone. Anyway we had ALOT of fun and were lying in bed relaxing when she just jumped up and started kickin off sayin wed used her nd shes gonna get her friends to cum kick the shit out of us. It turned out her fuck buddy was at club f with her mate nd she was jealous cos she loved him. Anyway she started getting violent so we had to call the police and have her arrested AND tell the police everything wed done"

use people for sex?

on a swinges site?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I still think Wishy's white settee incident takes some beating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst was one of my first, my mate and i met a lass on here at club f one night so wen she messaged asking if wed like to meet again we thought it wud be fun so we drove about an hour to pick her up then take her to my place. All was going well laughing nd havin a few drinks but she was always on her phone. Anyway we had ALOT of fun and were lying in bed relaxing when she just jumped up and started kickin off sayin wed used her nd shes gonna get her friends to cum kick the shit out of us. It turned out her fuck buddy was at club f with her mate nd she was jealous cos she loved him. Anyway she started getting violent so we had to call the police and have her arrested AND tell the police everything wed done

use people for sex?

on a swinges site? "

Lol thats wat i thought haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell I been so lucky! My worst was a first meet and the guy offered to be my taxi home from the pub, we stopped and chatted but there was no spark and he was so little, as in short, I like tall men so I figured! Lol, I gave him a pity bj as a thanks for the lift and as he didn't live to far away I didn't feel to guilty! Still, we live and learn!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I still think Wishy's white settee incident takes some beating "

that was so funny

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"We've done quite well. As singles, my worst experience was a meet that I'd talked to for ages online and on the phone before hand and when we met there was just no spark, no conection, we could barely hold a conversation. It was painful! Boho-J once met somone that was more interested in finishing in time to watch Match of the Day, and had a guy on a social meet pretty much pounce on her in a local pub. "

Whats wrong with wanting to watch MOTD ..its about priorities

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By *iddytoxcplCouple
over a year ago

Stoke/Uttoxeter

We want to know the settee story......

We feel like we are missing out. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chuck a pair of Jimmy Choos out of a window?? What sort of monster are you??!!! Lol Ms

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

We got talking to a couple in the Chams bar a few years ago, and Rose really fancied the man so suggested we went upstairs. I didn't really fancy the woman who was very, very large, but went along with it, and we ended up in one of the lockable playroom near the smoking area.

My female was so large I found it difficult to get my cock into her, no matter what position we tried, but eventually I managed to get in and stay in. Rose and her man hadn't had any such delays and by this stage she was cumming and howling the place down. After a while I started to feel cummy too, and went faster. The woman started to fondle my balls, which was nice, but suddenly squeezed them VERY hard and I involuntarily pulled out and lost my erection. I can't imagine she'd done it by mistake as she laughed and laughed afterwards. Fortunately Rose's lover had cum by this stage and we left. I just couldn't wait to get out of the place! Up until then I would have said that all sex was good, but that showed me just how wrong I could be!

Fortunately we haven't seen them in Chams since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally met a man I had been talking too for a while.Went to his place and was hit by a terrible smell as soon as the door opened.

He had a young puppy which left its mess all over the house...the smell was overpowering.

The rest of the house was filthy and I had to pretend I was sick to escape.

He seemed totaly oblivious and invited me back at a later date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have had a couple of funnies one was at a club a guy asked if could play in a private room, I agree, get in there and he says i will only allow you to do oral if i wear a condom! ok so how does oral work on me then? it doesn't! well i'm a give to receive girl so that's not happening but agreed to continue with other stuff one stroke and he cums!!

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