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By *lcee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

So I see so many fabulous bum shots on here every day and I feel the lack of my own photographed derriere keenly.

My question? How do all you lovely ladies and gorgeous guys do it? My ass is so far from my head, that all I can get is either a blurry side-pic or an unidentifiable square of flesh from winging it with my arm behind me.

Help a gal out! Tell me your secret to the perfect bum shot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A second party or a timer maybe?

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Smoke and mirrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fab friend or timer

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By *r and Mrs P SandCouple
over a year ago

South West

Try a selfie stick, or using the timer..a mirror helps too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A second party

Other times a timer and lots of laughing x

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By *r and Mrs P SandCouple
over a year ago

South West


"Try a selfie stick, or using the timer..a mirror helps too "

That's assuming you don't have a helper that is..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timer on phone or a friend ...but still can't get a perfect pic

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Selfie stick or get someone else to take it x

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By *lcee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Timer on phone or a friend ...but still can't get a perfect pic"

That’s pretty darned perfect, Kelly!

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By *lcee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Smoke and mirrors"

One smoke machine now on order from Amazon. This’ll work, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prop the phone up on something sturdy, place bum in frame, say 'cheese' at the phone and it does it for me.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Yoga "

How come Ive never been to a yoga class like this

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By *ug247Man
over a year ago

Near You

i Enjoy trying to get the best ass shot. As it’s my best feature. In my opinion that is.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"So I see so many fabulous bum shots on here every day and I feel the lack of my own photographed derriere keenly.

My question? How do all you lovely ladies and gorgeous guys do it? My ass is so far from my head, that all I can get is either a blurry side-pic or an unidentifiable square of flesh from winging it with my arm behind me.

Help a gal out! Tell me your secret to the perfect bum shot..."

Of all the ones I have seen, by far the best seem to be in heels, feet together, bent at the waist (as far as you can) and then a pic taken either in the mirror or by a second party. Its nice if your also allowing your face into view as well, possibly with a slight bite on the bottom lip. Not that I spend hours thinking about this you understand.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Timer

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By *ug247Man
over a year ago

Near You

Ask Spiderwoman. She has both an amazing ass and picture of it.

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By *lcee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Yoga "

Ahhh...I’m not sure I have the time to spend three years practicing my Downward Dog for the perfect bum shot.

Though I can see that coming in useful for other things

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port


"Yoga

How come Ive never been to a yoga class like this "

Your attempts at the perfect bum shot seem pretty successful to me

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

I just got lucky..

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Smoke and mirrors"

Are you just blowing smoke up her arse?

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By *lcee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Prop the phone up on something sturdy, place bum in frame, say 'cheese' at the phone and it does it for me. "

And yours is fantastic. I may have to try this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yoga

How come Ive never been to a yoga class like this "

You need to go to secret studios only one I'm aware of is mine though

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Prop the phone up on something sturdy, place bum in frame, say 'cheese' at the phone and it does it for me. "

Exactly this - except I say 'smile'

Have also found that if you crop the pic just right it zooms in to an extent - in fact that's exactly what I did to get my current avatar (shorts being pushed down)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yoga

Ahhh...I’m not sure I have the time to spend three years practicing my Downward Dog for the perfect bum shot.

Though I can see that coming in useful for other things "

Very true.

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By *lcee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"So I see so many fabulous bum shots on here every day and I feel the lack of my own photographed derriere keenly.

My question? How do all you lovely ladies and gorgeous guys do it? My ass is so far from my head, that all I can get is either a blurry side-pic or an unidentifiable square of flesh from winging it with my arm behind me.

Help a gal out! Tell me your secret to the perfect bum shot...

Of all the ones I have seen, by far the best seem to be in heels, feet together, bent at the waist (as far as you can) and then a pic taken either in the mirror or by a second party. Its nice if your also allowing your face into view as well, possibly with a slight bite on the bottom lip. Not that I spend hours thinking about this you understand. "

Not at all...you are merely plagued by procuring the most perfect aesthetic, no?

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By *lcee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Prop the phone up on something sturdy, place bum in frame, say 'cheese' at the phone and it does it for me.

Exactly this - except I say 'smile'

Have also found that if you crop the pic just right it zooms in to an extent - in fact that's exactly what I did to get my current avatar (shorts being pushed down) "

Oooohhh...good call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prop the phone up on something sturdy, place bum in frame, say 'cheese' at the phone and it does it for me.

Exactly this - except I say 'smile'

Have also found that if you crop the pic just right it zooms in to an extent - in fact that's exactly what I did to get my current avatar (shorts being pushed down) "

Oh yes a bit of cropping helps remove the piles of laundry either side too. And the dog

Press your knees together aswell,makes your bum look rounder

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port


"Smoke and mirrors

Are you just blowing smoke up her arse? "

Rumbled

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Definitely get a second party in to help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfie stick put to good use.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Like most others say, use a timer.

Or just nick one off the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fab friend or timer "

16th July fab friend or timer...bravo on the derriere

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Prepare it first.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"So I see so many fabulous bum shots on here every day and I feel the lack of my own photographed derriere keenly.

My question? How do all you lovely ladies and gorgeous guys do it? My ass is so far from my head, that all I can get is either a blurry side-pic or an unidentifiable square of flesh from winging it with my arm behind me.

Help a gal out! Tell me your secret to the perfect bum shot...

Of all the ones I have seen, by far the best seem to be in heels, feet together, bent at the waist (as far as you can) and then a pic taken either in the mirror or by a second party. Its nice if your also allowing your face into view as well, possibly with a slight bite on the bottom lip. Not that I spend hours thinking about this you understand.

Not at all...you are merely plagued by procuring the most perfect aesthetic, no? "

To be honest, it was a classic pose used in top shelf magazines in my youth. The image of one woman in particular is forever burned into my memory. Halycon days.

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By *lcee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Prop the phone up on something sturdy, place bum in frame, say 'cheese' at the phone and it does it for me.

Exactly this - except I say 'smile'

Have also found that if you crop the pic just right it zooms in to an extent - in fact that's exactly what I did to get my current avatar (shorts being pushed down)

Oh yes a bit of cropping helps remove the piles of laundry either side too. And the dog

Press your knees together aswell,makes your bum look rounder

"

Ohhhh...that’s how you get that awesome peach effect! My attempts kept looking as flat as pancakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fab friend or timer

16th July fab friend or timer...bravo on the derriere "

Fab friend

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Prop the phone up on something sturdy, place bum in frame, say 'cheese' at the phone and it does it for me.

Exactly this - except I say 'smile'

Have also found that if you crop the pic just right it zooms in to an extent - in fact that's exactly what I did to get my current avatar (shorts being pushed down)

Oh yes a bit of cropping helps remove the piles of laundry either side too. And the dog

Press your knees together aswell,makes your bum look rounder

"

Blimey - just checked the originals of some of mine and my knees are apart - will have to remember that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im pretty flexible so can contort into psitions to take them.. also try holding your phone upside down to help with a steady hand then just rotate the photo afterwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prop the phone up on something sturdy, place bum in frame, say 'cheese' at the phone and it does it for me.

Exactly this - except I say 'smile'

Have also found that if you crop the pic just right it zooms in to an extent - in fact that's exactly what I did to get my current avatar (shorts being pushed down)

Oh yes a bit of cropping helps remove the piles of laundry either side too. And the dog

Press your knees together aswell,makes your bum look rounder

Ohhhh...that’s how you get that awesome peach effect! My attempts kept looking as flat as pancakes! "

Mine has a square look too it sometimes,squeeze those knees

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By *tary47Couple
over a year ago

mold

Definitely a two person job!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Prop the phone up on something sturdy, place bum in frame, say 'cheese' at the phone and it does it for me.

Exactly this - except I say 'smile'

Have also found that if you crop the pic just right it zooms in to an extent - in fact that's exactly what I did to get my current avatar (shorts being pushed down)

Oh yes a bit of cropping helps remove the piles of laundry either side too. And the dog

Press your knees together aswell,makes your bum look rounder

Ohhhh...that’s how you get that awesome peach effect! My attempts kept looking as flat as pancakes!

Mine has a square look too it sometimes,squeeze those knees "

'Square' is not a word I'd ever use to describe that posterior!!

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Either get a willing photographer or get on Amazon or Ebay and search for 'Selfie Stick Tripod with Remote' you be able to shoot your behind with ease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timer and a mini-tripod for my phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Timer and a mini-tripod for my phone."

Oh yeah I’ve got a mini remote too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighting helps, and being in the right mood for showing off...

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squats "

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squats

Seconded"

Strike a Warrior 2 pose - nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squats

Seconded"

The rest are just phoney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squats

Seconded

Strike a Warrior 2 pose - nice one "

I'll try gentle warrior next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get help

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby


"So I see so many fabulous bum shots on here every day and I feel the lack of my own photographed derriere keenly.

My question? How do all you lovely ladies and gorgeous guys do it? My ass is so far from my head, that all I can get is either a blurry side-pic or an unidentifiable square of flesh from winging it with my arm behind me.

Help a gal out! Tell me your secret to the perfect bum shot..."

I have a camera and a keen eye for a nice juicy peach. If you want some help, I'm all yours. I promise not to stare

Or... Think about how you want it to look and just go ahead and experiment. Without getting too technical, try different angles, different lights and yep.. The timer is your best friend

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