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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Over 30

White only

Own teeth

Not too hairy

No beard

Not too skinny but not too big

No big nose

No small hands

Think that covers the list so far!!!!! Working away and trying to find people she can kik chat with

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

She doesn't sound too bad from that description. What's she looking for?

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Over 30

White only

Own teeth

Not too hairy

No beard

Not too skinny but not too big

No big nose

No small hands

Think that covers the list so far!!!!! Working away and trying to find people she can kik chat with

"

Can’t she just find someone herself ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 30

White only

Own teeth

Not too hairy

No beard

Not too skinny but not too big

No big nose

No small hands

Think that covers the list so far!!!!! Working away and trying to find people she can kik chat with

"
omg I fit that criteria

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Sounds like she knows what she wants to me. That's always a good thing.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"She doesn't sound too bad from that description. What's she looking for? "

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By *oyle_45Man
over a year ago

Worthing


"She doesn't sound too bad from that description. What's she looking for? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha yes not too shabby. She gets pissed being hassled by guys who don’t know how anlady should be treated, oh god there’s another criterium!!!!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"She doesn't sound too bad from that description. What's she looking for? "

Hahaha reply of the week

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She doesn't sound too bad from that description. What's she looking for? "
her purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lady clearly knows what she wants, why should she settle for less?

My Missus wants a FB with a reasonable/full head of hair, it is quite clear in our profile. 90% of our replies are from those follicly challenged!

Sure they are fabulous people, many of our friends are similar but in the bedroom department it is a No No!

I do not want my wife to settle for second best and I want her to be as happy as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lady clearly knows what she wants, why should she settle for less?

My Missus wants a FB with a reasonable/full head of hair, it is quite clear in our profile. 90% of our replies are from those follicly challenged!

Sure they are fabulous people, many of our friends are similar but in the bedroom department it is a No No!

I do not want my wife to settle for second best and I want her to be as happy as possible.

"
I'm getting that she likes to see a full head of her between her legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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No small hands

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I bet Melania Trump wishes she had thought of that as part of her criteria......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There’s another on yes head on top of head, no balds or wigs

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By *thwiltsmMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Damn! If it wasn’t for my big nose, tiny hands and false teeth I would be pretty much perfect for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a man she wants or a woman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All sounds fair enough to me. Good on her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not commenting on anybody’s individual choices, but sometimes I think it’s possible to be too rigid with ones ideals. Some of the best sexual experiences I’ve had is when I stepped outside the box, and I certainly didn’t regard it that I was dropping my standards. A lot of it depends on whether ones ideals are easily found as to whether it becomes necessary to consider other possibilities.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not commenting on anybody’s individual choices, but sometimes I think it’s possible to be too rigid with ones ideals. Some of the best sexual experiences I’ve had is when I stepped outside the box, and I certainly didn’t regard it that I was dropping my standards. A lot of it depends on whether ones ideals are easily found as to whether it becomes necessary to consider other possibilities.

Mrs"

I understand what you are saying, but she’s not insisting on gym fit with tattoos on one arm not both, ten inch cock and no more than 2.5 veris...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn! If it wasn’t for my big nose, tiny hands and false teeth I would be pretty much perfect for her "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not commenting on anybody’s individual choices, but sometimes I think it’s possible to be too rigid with ones ideals. Some of the best sexual experiences I’ve had is when I stepped outside the box, and I certainly didn’t regard it that I was dropping my standards. A lot of it depends on whether ones ideals are easily found as to whether it becomes necessary to consider other possibilities.

Mrs

I understand what you are saying, but she’s not insisting on gym fit with tattoos on one arm not both, ten inch cock and no more than 2.5 veris..."

No, and when I’ve stepped out of my own ideal I wasn’t insisting on those things either. I’ve just broken my own rules on height, age and beards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a picky wife. And yes it infuriates hubby sometimes.

Bit tricky to arrange a group thing when you know the lady has a huge variety of specifics for attractive/non attractive.....

For example I have refused to go dogging in case the men whom are there or turn up if invited are wearing ugly shoes. And no the fact they can just take them off does not help!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh good not the shoes and now we have fingernails in the mixer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 30

White only

Own teeth

Not too hairy

No beard

Not too skinny but not too big

No big nose

No small hands

Think that covers the list so far!!!!! Working away and trying to find people she can kik chat with

"
ticking all them boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was doing well till you said must have hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am white but feel black inside can I shag your wife still ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Point us in the direction of her profile and we can take a butchers...

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"She doesn't sound too bad from that description. What's she looking for? "

Lol. Funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 30

White only

Own teeth

Not too hairy

No beard

Not too skinny but not too big

No big nose

No small hands

Think that covers the list so far!!!!! Working away and trying to find people she can kik chat with

"

She sounds like a treat, I’m sold on the no beard thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could add a few more to that list . Though I do like beards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not commenting on anybody’s individual choices, but sometimes I think it’s possible to be too rigid with ones ideals. Some of the best sexual experiences I’ve had is when I stepped outside the box, and I certainly didn’t regard it that I was dropping my standards. A lot of it depends on whether ones ideals are easily found as to whether it becomes necessary to consider other possibilities.

Mrs

I understand what you are saying, but she’s not insisting on gym fit with tattoos on one arm not both, ten inch cock and no more than 2.5 veris...

No, and when I’ve stepped out of my own ideal I wasn’t insisting on those things either. I’ve just broken my own rules on height, age and beards. "
you need to have flexibility here it's only way to survive, you may get cramp mind

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