FabSwingers.com forum: Is everyone a professional Masseus?

By *hat The Cuck OP Couple
over a year ago

South London

Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!

Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.

Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

No, some are Doctors, squaddies or Firefighters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll, I have got a diploma. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!

Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.

Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage.

Hahahaha I love this especially as if they were a professional they wouldn't be called a masseuse

Signed Sports Physio (Not sure about the professional bit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree. And of those who don't do it professionally, many offer. Still waiting for that massage.......

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I agree. And of those who don't do it professionally, many offer. Still waiting for that massage.......

Will madam require a happy ending?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I have accredited diplomas too, unfortunately I'm not male OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!

Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.

Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage.

I'm even I can show my all certificate, I'm not sure if others can do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!

Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.

Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage.

Lol no chance I'll probably do more damages with these calluses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd be a masseur, not a masseuse - a masseuse is a woman lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s one on our bucket list so keeping an eye on this one

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By *hat The Cuck OP Couple
over a year ago

South London

"They'd be a masseur, not a masseuse - a masseuse is a woman lol xx"

Good point. I shall start replying with that. Especially when they quote “professional”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I certainly am. Level 3 VTCT qualification in Swedish Massage. And with a professional practice for the last six years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professionals are massage therapists not even masseurs

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By *hat The Cuck OP Couple
over a year ago

South London

I must add, all the “professional” masseurs only ever seem willing to massage the Mrs

doesn’t sound very professional to not want to massage me as well haha

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!

Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.

Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage.

I am, and so's my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of the 1000 or so men who have messaged me I've had a few offer a professional massage, or an erotic one.

The professional masseur cured my back spasms, and I had some lovely, sensual massages prior to sex.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

I'm off for my regular massage this evening and she is awesome.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I wish! My shoulder is shot to fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!

Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.

Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage.

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No I've never noticed this but I'm a masseuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. And of those who don't do it professionally, many offer. Still waiting for that massage.......

Will madam require a happy ending?

Require? No, no. But if it were to happen, I'd be good with that....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I certainly am. Level 3 VTCT qualification in Swedish Massage. And with a professional practice for the last six years."

I have this qualification for Swedish massage, aromatherapy, reflexology, business studies and anatomy and physiology.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I certainly am. Level 3 VTCT qualification in Swedish Massage. And with a professional practice for the last six years.

I have this qualification for Swedish massage, aromatherapy, reflexology, business studies and anatomy and physiology.

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omg shall I come widen your doorframe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!

Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.

Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage.

We live near a small town and I swear to God about 50 "professional masseurs" from said town messaged us when we were looking for a guy ... The economy of this town could not possible support all these masseurs - I imagine them on the side of the road with placards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just an enthusiastic amateur, but it's generally well received..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

haha i was at chams on sunday and was offered about 3 massages! think its the new 'in' thing for single men, the new way of getting to touch you.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

I'm not but I'll give it a go.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I certainly am. Level 3 VTCT qualification in Swedish Massage. And with a professional practice for the last six years.

I have this qualification for Swedish massage, aromatherapy, reflexology, business studies and anatomy and physiology.

I am the very model of a modern major general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me, I’m awful!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Those that aren’t are photographs

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By *issminxandmrcCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

I Have over 30 Years experience in ALL aspects of Holistic and Alternative therapy EG: Massage ,Reflexology Aromatherapy,Indian Head Massage and Reiki healing !!

Highly qualified and Cert's to Teach in all the above!! ;o);o)

I know we're not "allowed" to advertise on here,but the OP thread did askXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me laugh all this 'professional' thing in any case.

Loads of professional couples etc, I never realised being a couple was a profession etc.

Weve been doing it for years but never consudered it an occupation, so i suppose we are an amateur couple.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

If you believe what’s written on here then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a trained masseuse in my spare time.

And a pilot full time

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m a trained masseuse in my spare time.

And a pilot full time

Yeah yeah yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish everyone on here was a pro masseuse. I could do with a good deep tissue massage right about now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the same with so called professional photographers.

I've never been on a site whereas there are so many "professional" photographers in one place. Also they're all offering their services for free. Hmmmm. Lol.

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By *hat The Cuck OP Couple
over a year ago

South London

"It's the same with so called professional photographers.

I've never been on a site whereas there are so many "professional" photographers in one place. Also they're all offering their services for free. Hmmmm. Lol.

And yet have no photos on display themselves or if they do, some seriously badly taken ones haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not but I am a secret agent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are both certified, take that how you want. Dont do it for a living anymore. We offer sensual massage to friends who appreciate it, not everyone likes it. I hate being massaged by anyone but hubs, and that's not a challenge to prove me wrong. Not going to release muscles or pound up and down on knotted backs though, we're there to have fun too. Massage is erotic for some, puts others to sleep -counterproductive. And yes,always doubtful of those who say they can massage, first two or three hand movements tell all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional idiot here!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I enjoy giving massages. I don’t claim to be professional but I’m not doing it for money. It can be a lovely way to start an evening with a Fab friend. I’m going on a course this week entitled “Erotic Massage and Touch”.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"It's the same with so called professional photographers.

I've never been on a site whereas there are so many "professional" photographers in one place. Also they're all offering their services for free. Hmmmm. Lol.

Funny. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a trained masseuse in my spare time.

And a pilot full time

Yeah yeah yeah

Honestly...and at weekends, a formula one driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!

Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.

Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage.

We're both qualified but guess what no one believes us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a massage never had one it would be better to be naked for one can anyone help thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add, all the “professional” masseurs only ever seem willing to massage the Mrs

doesn’t sound very professional to not want to massage me as well haha

We would massage you both but you wouldn't be able to afford the travel expenses lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m a trained masseuse in my spare time.

And a pilot full time

Yeah yeah yeah

Honestly...and at weekends, a formula one driver

Now that I can believe

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I’ve had a few massages from Fabbers. One of them was qualified and gave me a massage for my birthday. No extras either.

Other massages did end in a happy ending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before I remembered to block guys on here I got the offer of a “non sexual” massage from a guy “looking to practice for an exam”.

Surely Facebook is a better place to look for a non sexual, practice massages? When I quizzed him, he’d not asked any women either. How odd

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

"I agree. And of those who don't do it professionally, many offer. Still waiting for that massage.......

Couldn't be further from my line of work but I'm told I am very good and generally get a return visit request.

So if you're still waiting . . .

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By *uddleanstrokeMan
over a year ago

Bristol / Crete / Glasgow

I qualified as ITEC masseur (NOT masseuse) many years ago (a year’s training in Exeter). Even got my own fold out massage table. But there are also lots of different types of massage. I went on to do another year’s course in Polarity Therapy (massage of the aura - based on aruvedic/ chakra’s approach .. and “body energy”) that can be equally thereaputic/ interesting. Never to make a living. But to explore and enjoy the sense of touch. So I tend to use techniques or approaches from both - according to the person’s needs or aches. Both some way different from a simple “hard and physical”massage of the muscles.

The issue is that if you’re doing a massage professionally then you shouldn’t really be doing it too erotically (more a white coat job). And whilst mostly I massaged & practiced on women friends - it can be very hard not to massage or tease certain parts of their body ; )) ... With men - a question of again doing it professionally and avoiding too much erotic-ness. Seeking to ease the tensions in the body... and in the muscles. Where success is the person relaxing to the point of dozing off.

So overall -there is a lovely “sense of touch” -that can be quite a turn-on in itself. But also to what extent you use/apply oil (baby oil? Coconut oil? or a nice smelling oil?)... use a candle-lit or quiet room .. or are “fitting it in” to your schedule. Or a head, neck or foot massage? Whatever you enjoy ; )))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well perhaps quite a few people do have qualifications? I came to it via learning another therapy. It was about the touch.

I had to do lots of case study massages and discovered how touch can transform someone. I shared exchanges with other therapists who introduced me to sensual massage. I never looked back although never practiced it 'professionally' ... not easy to do really.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Professional single female here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!

Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.

Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage.

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Did you know the entire police force is on fab?..you would think so with the messages I get all claiming to be a copper lol.

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By *lpha-and-FoxtrotCouple
over a year ago

Kettering

I'll take a leg massage if there's a good one going, sport and hiking over the years has taken it out of them

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By *vesham cplCouple
over a year ago

Evesham

S is a masseuse (men and women, no discrimination here lol) but strangely enough we don't advertise it on here, it would be like a queue of single men expecting a free massage and a shag because we enjoy swinging and hot wifeing (wonder if that is a real word lol) as our non work fun.

R is definitely not a masseur but can always play with ladies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me or the Mrs. come to that, but we do use massage as a way of relaxing. It's great fun too!

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By *issminxandmrcCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I qualified as ITEC masseur (NOT masseuse) many years ago (a year’s training in Exeter). Even got my own fold out massage table. But there are also lots of different types of massage. I went on to do another year’s course in Polarity Therapy (massage of the aura - based on aruvedic/ chakra’s approach .. and “body energy”) that can be equally thereaputic/ interesting. Never to make a living. But to explore and enjoy the sense of touch. So I tend to use techniques or approaches from both - according to the person’s needs or aches. Both some way different from a simple “hard and physical”massage of the muscles.

I couldn't believe what I'VE JUST READ!

"You say" !!! that you have thr professional qualification ITEC,YET~

" YOU FIND IT HARD ...NOT TO ACT PROFESSIONALLY??

?? PARDON ME!!! ...

I Wonder what the examination council would think of that mentally (shame on you)

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