FabSwingers.com forum: Payment in kind

By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

1. Go and have a wank.

2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind.

3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? "
Wait until she hangs em on washing line....... Sorted

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I think she means can she spread the cost rather than paying all at one go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about the son punching you in the face

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

Yes that might happen so you think I'm reading this, wrong lol we always flirt and get on hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps she means instalments or cash/card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Go and have a wank.

2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind.

3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it"

Bugger the inland revenue, just ask no 2.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

I’m trying hard to contemplate spending hours with someone’s young son / daughter in a work capacity and then taking payment in kind from their parent ....

No my mind won’t take me there, it’s a vulgar idea

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Do people not usually ask how you arrange your fees? Fixed for the first 5, discounts for bulk lessons, free if they don't pass within 20?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Do people not usually ask how you arrange your fees? Fixed for the first 5, discounts for bulk lessons, free if they don't pass within 20? "

And a massive sex session with a parent after the first successful parallel park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she single or does sons dad come into the equation

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Better not mix business with pleasure. Keep it professional. If you’re happy to pay for sex, you could do that any day of the week.

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol "

You know that doesn't mean she wants to have sex with her sons driving instructor, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She probably means some kind of weekly payment plan, don’t be so unprofessional. Do you want your reputation to be tarred with your lewd suggestions if she isn’t on x rated wave length. Don’t mix business with pleasure, it’ll be your down fall.

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

I do know that yes just I've lusted after her for ages

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol

You know that doesn't mean she wants to have sex with her sons driving instructor, right? "

Really?

It’s political correctness gone mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wants your bum hole!!! I took out a payday loan and when I didn’t pay it back they said we could come to an arrangement, I thought paying monthly but no!!! We have weekly BDSM nights now!!!!!!

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol "

If she’s that hot just ask her out without it being linked to payment in kind?

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Wants your bum hole!!! I took out a payday loan and when I didn’t pay it back they said we could come to an arrangement, I thought paying monthly but no!!! We have weekly BDSM nights now!!!!!!"

That was a result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol "

Oh lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol "

This is getting a little bit creepy...

She most likely means instalments & whether by cash or card rather than in kind.

You say you’ve been flirting... it could be flirting on your side and friendly on her side. I know guys have taken my friendliness as flirting before.

Stop thinking with your dick!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I do know that yes just I've lusted after her for ages "

Seriously though I wouldn't even go there. Think about the possible consequences of her telling her friends, of it getting back to whoever your regulatory body is, of the negotiations involved for acts per lesson, of you being accused of hindering his progress to prolong the arrangement.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol

This is getting a little bit creepy...

She most likely means instalments & whether by cash or card rather than in kind.

You say you’ve been flirting... it could be flirting on your side and friendly on her side. I know guys have taken my friendliness as flirting before.

Stop thinking with your dick!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol

You know that doesn't mean she wants to have sex with her sons driving instructor, right?

Really?

It’s political correctness gone mad

I know. Next thing you know they'll be letting women actually drive

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By *halMan
over a year ago

North West

"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex"

Exactly I think you can safely suggest that this is just a load of none sense,clearly thinking with your cock instead of your brain comes to

Mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex"

Those who have a penis for a brain...

I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I don’t want lessons from you

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

Definitely not thinking with my brain

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex"

It's Fab, it warps every 'normal' conversation in the outside world

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Not to mention if I had a driving instructor that tried to fuck my mum, I'd wrap his car around a lamppost

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

She said can we come to some arrangement xxxx hmmm I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She said can we come to some arrangement xxxx hmmm I thought "

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex

Those who have a penis for a brain...

I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness! "

Sounds like a plot for a Carry On Movie....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee bit off topic but my husband’s driving instructor (he passed four ago and has him on Facebook) has fab. He’s married and I’ve told him I’m not interested. Whenever I block him on kik he makes a new account and sends more abuse over. Even offered free lessons. So creepy

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By *halMan
over a year ago

North West

"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex

Those who have a penis for a brain...

I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness! "

Exactly

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

Does hubby know his instructor pesters u?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex

Those who have a penis for a brain...

I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness!

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wee bit off topic but my husband’s driving instructor (he passed four ago and has him on Facebook) has fab. He’s married and I’ve told him I’m not interested. Whenever I block him on kik he makes a new account and sends more abuse over. Even offered free lessons. So creepy "

I'd post his messages on Facebook!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd post his messages on Facebook!!! "

Oh I’m so tempted. It’s been two weeks however since I last got a message. Here’s hoping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does hubby know his instructor pesters u? "

Yep. Told him to leave me alone and he said that I’m easy bait as I’m on fab

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

If u told him no should take the hint

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I can imagine him telling the son to apply the handjob erm handbrake at the end of the lesson

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

1. Go and have a wank.

2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind.

3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it"

1. Fuck her and don't charge her

2. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it

3. Ask her to do your ironing to compensate for the hassle the inland revenue are giving you

4. Go have a wank while she's doing the ironing

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope "

So you’d rather not earn money for giving lessons and get your dick wet instead?

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope

So you’d rather not earn money for giving lessons and get your dick wet instead? "

Want best of both worlds payment from some fun from others,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope

So you’d rather not earn money for giving lessons and get your dick wet instead?

Want best of both worlds payment from some fun from others, "

How professional

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope "

Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive.

It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol "
I don't do driving lessons but as it seems unethical for you to get involved I can give her lessons in something else

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope

Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive.

It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex. "

Very true been flirting on Watts app tells me she likes men not into women so just flirting and being friendly will let you all know if something happens

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope

Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive.

It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex.

Very true been flirting on Watts app tells me she likes men not into women so just flirting and being friendly will let you all know if something happens "

Are you self employed?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope

Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive.

It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex.

Very true been flirting on Watts app tells me she likes men not into women so just flirting and being friendly will let you all know if something happens "

The lines have been blurred somewhat.

some women use the implication that more could be on offer to elicit discounts and special treatment from men. They have no intention of having sex with the guy but use their arse in tight jeans and a suggestive manner to twist men round their little fingers.

You could well end up being owed money for lessons that you gave on the promise of sex that you never get.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"Wants your bum hole!!! I took out a payday loan and when I didn’t pay it back they said we could come to an arrangement, I thought paying monthly but no!!! We have weekly BDSM nights now!!!!!!"

Adds a ‘hole’ new meaning to Wonga!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope

Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive.

It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex.

Very true been flirting on Watts app tells me she likes men not into women so just flirting and being friendly will let you all know if something happens

The lines have been blurred somewhat.

You could well end up being owed money for lessons that you gave on the promise of sex that you never get. "

Strippers always do that but they never deliver. They told me I was special and i wasn't like all the other customers there. But after their shift they just went home and left me waiting in the street like an idiot until 5am. They never deliver.

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

A penis is a terrible thing to think with!!

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex

Those who have a penis for a brain...

I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness!

Sounds like a plot for a Carry On Movie....

It's for the remake of "Confessions of a Driving Instructor" with the OP replacing Robin Asquith

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By *aul621Man
over a year ago

manchester

Hi work for myself as electrician etc.

I wouldn't assume anything, I would wait for the client to make it blatantly clear they wanted some sexy fun or payment in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Go and have a wank.

2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind.

3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it"

#1 is the most sound advice for blokes in 99% of situations, when dealing with any kind of frustration with the opposite sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people really do watch too much porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people really do watch too much porn. "

Exactly what I was just thinking - "Fake Driving Instructor"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope

Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive.

It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex.

Very true been flirting on Watts app tells me she likes men not into women so just flirting and being friendly will let you all know if something happens

The lines have been blurred somewhat.

You could well end up being owed money for lessons that you gave on the promise of sex that you never get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She may have meant cash or bank transfer.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"I think she means can she spread the cost rather than paying all at one go."

Exactly haha

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

M.O.B - A little hiphop acronym google.

Never assume she's asking for sex, integrity goes a long way however, if she is I will take the money and give it to her considering she's pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest you remain professional before things get complicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's bound to mean sex. Go for it, what could possibly go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any report of inappropiate behaviour to the adi registrar could see you banned. Is it worth your occupation?

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope

Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive.

It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex.

Very true been flirting on Watts app tells me she likes men not into women so just flirting and being friendly will let you all know if something happens

Are you self employed? "

Yes work for myself sometimes work for another school

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex

Those who have a penis for a brain...

I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness!

Sounds like a plot for a Carry On Movie....

It's for the remake of "Confessions of a Driving Instructor" with the OP replacing Robin Asquith

Nice fantasy to fuck a pupil lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

This thread has really cheered me up tonight Fabsters, oh how I’ve laughed at the replies. Thank you so much

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? "
hahaaaaa. Wonder if i can pay for my shopping like this

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By *retend_Shy_GuyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

OP are you a lunatic?

You're a driving instructor, which means your image is EVERYTHING. Word of mouth can and will destroy your business.

You have a police check don't you? Why would you jeapordise that for potentially a one off?

Leave the carry on film in your head and draw a line between your fantasies and the very thing that pays your bills each week. Don't be stupid!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? hahaaaaa. Wonder if i can pay for my shopping like this"

They're not massively keen on it in the Marks and Spencers food hall but they turn a blind eye to a blow job in Sainsbury

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? hahaaaaa. Wonder if i can pay for my shopping like this

They're not massively keen on it in the Marks and Spencers food hall but they turn a blind eye to a blow job in Sainsbury"
they can aim for my nostrils if that's true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're reading too much into it. And if she did mean what you think I'd avoid it like the plague. This is your livelihood. The first hint that you're a sexual predator (true or not) and you're finished.

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"You're reading too much into it. And if she did mean what you think I'd avoid it like the plague. This is your livelihood. The first hint that you're a sexual predator (true or not) and you're finished."
I think it was bants lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me "

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " "

Aren't they u all who shop the same there

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me "

Aren't they u all who shop the same there"
gets foreign translation out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me "

Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol"
lost me

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me "

Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me

I got lost at _rodigal comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me "

Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me

I got lost at _rodigal comment"
I got list at _rodigal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me "

Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me

I got lost at _rodigal comment I got list at _rodigal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me "

Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me

I got lost at _rodigal comment I got list at _rodigal

"
lost even

This ain't going well

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me "

Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me

I got lost at _rodigal comment"

I should really check what I've wrote shouldn't I ha

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me "

Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me

I got lost at _rodigal comment

I should really check what I've wrote shouldn't I ha

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so tell me wtf did u say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me "

Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me

I got lost at _rodigal comment

I should really check what I've wrote shouldn't I ha

so tell me wtf did u say lol"
I ain't got a clue now lol x

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me "

Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me

I got lost at _rodigal comment

I should really check what I've wrote shouldn't I ha

so tell me wtf did u say lol I ain't got a clue now lol x"
hahaaaaaaaaa x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me "

Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me

I got lost at _rodigal comment

I should really check what I've wrote shouldn't I ha

so tell me wtf did u say lol I ain't got a clue now lol xhahaaaaaaaaa x"
shall we just shag and fuck the forums

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

Something about they all want it lol all the lady shoppers at aldi ha

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Something about they all want it lol all the lady shoppers at aldi ha "
well i need proof before i get my jack n danny out rather than purse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've even forgot what the question was

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I've even forgot what the question was

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kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've even forgot what the question was

kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol"
yeah I would ..night x

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I've even forgot what the question was

kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night x"
think I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

"I've even forgot what the question was

kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night xthink I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight "

I'd love a nice crack now lol ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've even forgot what the question was

kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night xthink I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight "
yep me too x

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I've even forgot what the question was

kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night xthink I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight

I'd love a nice crack now lol ha "
bend over said banana

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

"I've even forgot what the question was

kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night xthink I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight

I'd love a nice crack now lol ha bend over said banana"

Oooh err wheres (wears) the soap

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I've even forgot what the question was

kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night xthink I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight

I'd love a nice crack now lol ha bend over said banana

Oooh err wheres (wears) the soap "
ey beggars can't be chosers. Work with what u have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've even forgot what the question was

kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night xthink I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight

I'd love a nice crack now lol ha bend over said banana

Oooh err wheres (wears) the soap "
it's only a small banana you'll be fine

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Work ur way up. I'm on aubergine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mention the payment arrangement and say what kind of arrangements were you thinking. If she looks shocked or offended just say weekly or monthly then you won't make an arse of yourself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What next, offering struggling pretty students payment plans, dirty bastard

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs

Perhaps keep your professionalism. And your job.

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

A tip? Be professional. If word gets out you are a creep or a sexual predator you will lose all your customers, and your livelihood....but then you don't need anyone on Fab to tell you that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mention the payment arrangement and say what kind of arrangements were you thinking. If she looks shocked or offended just say weekly or monthly then you won't make an arse of yourself x"

Don’t put ideas into his head!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mention the payment arrangement and say what kind of arrangements were you thinking. If she looks shocked or offended just say weekly or monthly then you won't make an arse of yourself x

Don’t put ideas into his head!!!

Least he'll know without making him look like a creepy weirdo. Either that or he might get his hole x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes that might happen so you think I'm reading this, wrong lol we always flirt and get on hmmm"

I flirt and get on with people. It doesn't mean i want to shag them .

She may be talking about spreading payments, rather than her legs. If you want to risk your name being slung all around F**ebook for being an professional lech, then carry on. But i would suggest having a conversation about what would be a suitable arrangement for her, without trying to check out her arse. This could really back fire splendidly, if you don't put your thinking head on.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"I think she means can she spread the cost rather than paying all at one go."
Speading the cost rather than speading her legs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes that might happen so you think I'm reading this, wrong lol we always flirt and get on hmmm

I flirt and get on with people. It doesn't mean i want to shag them .

+1. This is exactly what I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes that might happen so you think I'm reading this, wrong lol we always flirt and get on hmmm

I flirt and get on with people. It doesn't mean i want to shag them .

This.

I also think what the OP doesn’t realise is, if this arrangement he wants was to go ahead it would of course be behind the sons back right?

Imagine him finding out? Your name would be dragged through the mud and your reputation ruined after he finds out you’re shagging his mom to pay for his lessons.

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By *pal2Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Im sure payments in kind happen with tradesmen but if the son didnt pass or things went wrong then a driving instructor risks being reported and investigated by the DVSA. A friend of mine was a driving instructor and had sex with a few pupils..... but only after they passed their test.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

"1. Go and have a wank.

2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind.

3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it"

If there’s no payment the inland revenue can’t tax anything?

There’s nothing in UK tax law that covers people doing things for people they’re having sex with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes that might happen so you think I'm reading this, wrong lol we always flirt and get on hmmm

I flirt and get on with people. It doesn't mean i want to shag them .

This.

I also think what the OP doesn’t realise is, if this arrangement he wants was to go ahead it would of course be behind the sons back right?

Imagine him finding out? Your name would be dragged through the mud and your reputation ruined after he finds out you’re shagging his mom to pay for his lessons. "

And to go with this... Her son doesn't deserve any of that.

You're effectively a teacher. Keep your students goals and your reputation ahead of your needs.

As stated before, go have a wank and then come back to talk to her.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

And your a driving instructor .... dear god ...so your female students....if you fancy one of them what would you do then.

Recently in my area a driving instructor has gone to prision for flirting with students ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful - sounds like spreading the cost not her legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ask how she would like to pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A driving instrutor is in the sane position as a teacher. Relationships with students are not permitted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A driving instrutor is in the sane position as a teacher. Relationships with students are not permitted"

It's the mum he wants to fuck x

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex

Those who have a penis for a brain...

I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness!

Sounds like a plot for a Carry On Movie....

It's for the remake of "Confessions of a Driving Instructor" with the OP replacing Robin Asquith

"
w

What a great idea lol

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

Met son who forgot to pay so says I'll get mum to come out she wants a word. Whispers to me let's meet up when kids not here and ill pay you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any Professionals, would never even consider any offer like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met son who forgot to pay so says I'll get mum to come out she wants a word. Whispers to me let's meet up when kids not here and ill pay you

Of course she did, just as her bra strap snapped as she bent over into your window and then benny hill chased her down the road at double speed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck explaining it to the insurance company if your unofficial student crashes, either that or explaining it to your wife when you get banned from teaching for unprofessional conduct.

I fear for young females innocently getting into a car with you, just do your job remain professional and stop thinking about your dick for five minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck explaining it to the insurance company if your unofficial student crashes, either that or explaining it to your wife when you get banned from teaching for unprofessional conduct.

I fear for young females innocently getting into a car with you, just do your job remain professional and stop thinking about your dick for five minutes."

Agreed.

I personally think it’s all rubbish and a fantasy for the OP who is trying to make us believe it’s a reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And your a driving instructor .... dear god ...so your female students....if you fancy one of them what would you do then.

Recently in my area a driving instructor has gone to prision for flirting with students ...

Same in my area too. He lost his job, family, reputation and his son committed suicide! Welcome to your place on the Sex Offenders Register my friend. This thread just reeks of creepy old dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally think it’s all rubbish and a fantasy for the OP who is trying to make us believe it’s a reality.

I agree, just his weird-assed fantasy. Either that or he needs psychiatric help before he ends up raping some poor girl or touching a little girl up. The more I read, the angrier I get.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Met son who forgot to pay so says I'll get mum to come out she wants a word. Whispers to me let's meet up when kids not here and ill pay you

Has the thought of being charitable, passing her son and doing it for free crossed your mind. Or is it going to take 100 lessons.

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By *hemcicalMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Why not just teach her son how to drive and when he passes, then invite the mum for a drink. If she wants to fuck you she'll go for a drink, if it was all just about getting discount for her son's lessons she'll not.

Either way, you'll keep your job & reputation, and if she actually does like you then you'll get a ride afterwards when she's not a customer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it bizarre that some people on this thread think this actually happened

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By *iyguyMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Met son who forgot to pay so says I'll get mum to come out she wants a word. Whispers to me let's meet up when kids not here and ill pay you

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how did that work out for u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any driving instructors here? I need to pass my test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it bizarre that some people on this thread think this actually happened

I don’t think they do, certainly not as the thread developed anyway. It should be in the jackanory section.

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By *ot handy manMan
over a year ago

keighley

Simple. Just ask what she has in mind,

What sort of arrangement are you thinking? Hope you don't want to tie me to the bed and do dirty things, hahaha.

Watch for the reaction.

If she smiles then keep talking.

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

tongue in cheek - have you thought about the exchange rate? You might find 10 driving lessons in exchange for a cock sucking rather expensive.

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

Ha u might be right might want more than a bj lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it your brain in your pants that qualified you to be a driving instructor.what ever was in your mind, thinks she was refering to any thing sexual.is unreal

Payment is card cheque cash

Block bookings for discounts or some thing along that line as their is 100s driving instructors.

2nd if she is so nice grow some balls ask the woman out don't be a perv

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By *ldest swinger in townMan
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

she may want to do your washing and housework

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Tell her cash works fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her cash works fine "

love it haha

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

1. Go and have a wank.

2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind.

3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it

1. Fuck her and don't charge her

2. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it

3. Ask her to do your ironing to compensate for the hassle the inland revenue are giving you

4. Go have a wank while she's doing the ironing "

Best post on this topic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally think it’s all rubbish and a fantasy for the OP who is trying to make us believe it’s a reality.

I agree, just his weird-assed fantasy. Either that or he needs psychiatric help before he ends up raping some poor girl or touching a little girl up. The more I read, the angrier I get."

Steady. Wanting to pump a single mum doesn't make you a peodo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it bizarre that some people on this thread think this actually happened

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What happened?

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By *igblackdomTV/TS
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Wants your bum hole!!! I took out a payday loan and when I didn’t pay it back they said we could come to an arrangement, I thought paying monthly but no!!! We have weekly BDSM nights now!!!!!!"

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By *igblackdomTV/TS
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Simple. Just ask what she has in mind,

What sort of arrangement are you thinking? Hope you don't want to tie me to the bed and do dirty things, hahaha.

Watch for the reaction.

If she smiles then keep talking. "

Harvey Weinstein probably used a similarly crass approach.

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By *ob_nwMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

do women actually do this ??

there's me thinking it was just in porn film !!

if women did pay in kind there would be a lot of bankrupt businesses

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By *ir_anthonyMan
over a year ago

kenilworth

I presume you are CRB checked

Act professional man

If you even suggest this to a female you are a predator and where do you draw the line

That 17 years old daughter tomorrow thou legal is immoral

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

I personally think it’s all rubbish and a fantasy for the OP who is trying to make us believe it’s a reality.

I agree, just his weird-assed fantasy. Either that or he needs psychiatric help before he ends up raping some poor girl or touching a little girl up. The more I read, the angrier I get.

Steady. Wanting to pump a single mum doesn't make you a peodo x"

Thank you

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

To quote a famous TV personality, "grab her by the pussy" and see what happens.

It will surely go one way or another.

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

"I presume you are CRB checked

Act professional man

If you even suggest this to a female you are a predator and where do you draw the line

That 17 years old daughter tomorrow thou legal is immoral

I know of a few girls that driving instructors have taken advantage of and I heard it was going to be brought into the same laws as abusing teacher-pupil trust.

Although it's a parent you're referring to, it could turn out very awkward.

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

Second lesson son gave me some money got a message off his mam saying thought we were coming to some arrangement instead of cash!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Second lesson son gave me some money got a message off his mam saying thought we were coming to some arrangement instead of cash!!!! "

You really are digging a hole for yourself here OP.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Second lesson son gave me some money got a message off his mam saying thought we were coming to some arrangement instead of cash!!!! "

Time to either take her up on her offer, although what you do if you get the son through his test and mum refuses to "pay" I don't know. Or tell her that the alternatives to cash are cheque or bank transfer.

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

"Second lesson son gave me some money got a message off his mam saying thought we were coming to some arrangement instead of cash!!!! "

Bet you were gutted hey. Why not see if the mum wants a driving lesson...

Or, better still, do your job properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan, Dan, Dan, if this "Story" is true, it reminds me a bit of the Clio advert, Is the mums name Nicole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Second lesson son gave me some money got a message off his mam saying thought we were coming to some arrangement instead of cash!!!! "

Your story should be in the stories & fantasies section.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Second lesson son gave me some money got a message off his mam saying thought we were coming to some arrangement instead of cash!!!!

Your story should be in the stories & fantasies section. "

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

This is all true not made up got a few messages when she was out last night with her work colleagues if only I had been out as well mmm

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’m trying hard to contemplate spending hours with someone’s young son / daughter in a work capacity and then taking payment in kind from their parent ....

No my mind won’t take me there, it’s a vulgar idea

Struggled too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is all true not made up got a few messages when she was out last night with her work colleagues if only I had been out as well mmm"

Sure you did. And putting mmm at the end just adds to the creepiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is all true not made up got a few messages when she was out last night with her work colleagues if only I had been out as well mmm"

Instead of dreaming that up

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By *rodigal OP Man
over a year ago

sunderland

Hmmm what could have happened in 2 weeks I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm what could have happened in 2 weeks I wonder "

Did you pump her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's way too unprofessional for me and I think your registration would be at risk if anyone found out or she took advantage of you for further free sessions. Don't even go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm what could have happened in 2 weeks I wonder "

You could have moved this thread to the stories section?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm looking for driving lessons for one of my kids atm. Please tell me not all driving instructors are creepy pervs!!!!

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"1. Go and have a wank.

2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind.

3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it

Bugger the inland revenue, just ask no 2."
I didn't know the ir took payment in anal sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for driving lessons for one of my kids atm. Please tell me not all driving instructors are creepy pervs!!!!"

Yeah. Every single one of them. There was a big story in the news about it. Can't trust any of them x

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over a year ago

Last word

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