FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the biggest thing you’ve put into someone’s pussy or you’ve put in your own pussy?

By *peration fun OP Man
over a year ago

brighton

I saw this as some ones status and im dying to hear some of the answers so i thought id ask the same question here...

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By *rinceCorwinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A corn on the cob.

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By *eicsbimaleMan
over a year ago

loughborough

a bottle of red wine into the ex's pussy while watching the same on a video then opening and drinking the wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fisted another lady, so I'd say that was pretty big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hosted a gang bang a while back and the lady took a bottle of white wine almost all the way inside her afterwards

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By *ohnnyB82Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Bottle of red wine in my ass xx

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I held hands with my partner inside someone's pussy.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A cock!!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

My fist into someone's else's pussy

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I’ve fisted someone up to my forearm, double fisted, footing, a shoe, a champagne bottle and vegetables too. Not all at the same time

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

Fisted a lady at a party, she came up the wall and the wardrobe next to the bed.

Also saw a woman squat down on a square 500ml cold water bottle at a club, think she was a bit hot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol

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By *asterofmaidsMan
over a year ago

Telford

Wide end or wine bottle into myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol"

This

Also

. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fist and a Balloon Whisk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol

This

Also

. Why? "

I'd be petrified of clamping into the wine bottle and it shattering if I could even get it in lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son

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By *peration fun OP Man
over a year ago

brighton

I complety agree, makes me cringe. I know i will be no good for these girls haha

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol

This

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. Why? "

There is elasticity for obvious reasons in that part of the body. It’s certainly not something to jump straight into and a certain amount of stretching (eg 1-2-3-4 fingers- stop for a bit) is required.

As to the why, I’ve been told it’s the intensity of the feeling. As long as something does no lasting harm and is consensual, then it’s all part of exploring. Just the same as spanking, nipple play or DP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full size can of lemonade which was pushed out - got a vid as well

Fist and huge black dildo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to see the video !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my forearm up to elbow in a lady once...

It was a really wierd feeling, I think I grab a ovary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my forearm up to elbow in a lady once...

It was a really wierd feeling, I think I grab a ovary "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had nothing massive inserted (sorry guys), but i have given birth to an 11lb 4oz baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol

This

Also

. Why?

I guess it may just be me? But I don't look at inanimate objects and thing "wonder if that'll fit up my fanny"? Or "wonder how that would feel inside me"?

I just don't get it?

Think I'll just stick with a few fingers, cocks of all sizes and the toys. I get enough pleasure from them.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol

This

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. Why?

I'd be petrified of clamping into the wine bottle and it shattering if I could even get it in lol! "

Someone I know who was an A&E nurse had to deal with someone who that happened to - just hearing the story of it and what the poor girl had to go through as a result was enough to make me think twice about the idea of using bottles - I even wince when I see pics of it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#goodread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol"

I’m happy to be tight.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

on a porn site this guy put his head in, cant be real surly but its funny to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol

I’m happy to be tight."

So I heard ! Kevin told me you always go out without any money hoping men to pay you a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol

I’m happy to be tight.

So I heard ! Kevin told me you always go out without any money hoping men to pay you a kebab "

#kevinthetunnelisinmybadbooks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol

I’m happy to be tight.

So I heard ! Kevin told me you always go out without any money hoping men to pay you a kebab

#kevinthetunnelisinmybadbooksbuthedoeshaveabigcock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at a club I saw a guy fist a ladies arse.

Made me wince

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

A banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good few years ago, I had two fem subs (one of them was sub to the other) and we had both my cock and the fist of one in the pussy of the lowest sub. I also footed one of them (which was a strangely amazing feeling)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at a club I saw a guy fist a ladies arse.

Made me wince "

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By *ouncingboobs BBWWoman
over a year ago

North West

"on a porn site this guy put his head in, cant be real surly but its funny to watch"

Ive seen that. Whatsapped it to my friends as they didnt believe me. I love insertions but that was a step to far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fist into someone else's vagina.

For me? A nine inch cock.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Remind me to never drink wine straight from the bottle at any social or meet ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye watering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the first day of Christmas, my true love inserted into me.....

Can I have my pear tree back please?!

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By *an123Man
over a year ago

Sittingbourne

Ice cold can of Stella into a lovely young lady. The coldness made her clamp up and I had to tickle her clit to get her juicing so her pussy relaxed enough for her to pop it back out. Very erotic experience for both of us.

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By *teve261970Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

"I held hands with my partner inside someone's pussy. "

Now that’s deep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of red wine in my ass xx"

A neighbour did that and the bottle cracked. He now has a colostomy bag.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

A cock not my husband's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had nothing massive inserted (sorry guys), but i have given birth to an 11lb 4oz baby.

Fuck me, it was hard enough for me to push a 9lb 4oz baby out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from the obvious fingers cock and toys and tried a fist but didn't work or like it ...I've just realised how vanilla I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've fisted another lady, so I'd say that was pretty big. "

This !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A can of whiskas

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol

I’m happy to be tight.

So I heard ! Kevin told me you always go out without any money hoping men to pay you a kebab

#kevinthetunnelisinmybadbooks"

Keviiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol

I’m happy to be tight."

so am I,

never pay for a drink in the pub !!!

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By *teve261970Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

"A can of whiskas

That’s one hungry pussy lol

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I've fisted another lady, so I'd say that was pretty big. "

Yes I’ve done that too

No chance of a fist in mine tho I can tell ya

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By *erdana_1TV/TS
over a year ago

Hull

A washing machine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fist and a Balloon Whisk

What in tarnation is a balloon whisk!?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Double fist up a man's pussy

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

There was a picture on here a while ago of a lady with either a marrow or a water melon up her foof..

After reading his thread a few mire things are off the menu in 2goods house..

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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"My fist and a Balloon Whisk

What in tarnation is a balloon whisk!?"

I, however, immediately visualised the shiny stainless steel threads, Taut and ready for their brisk, one may say whisk, action. Mixing it all up to a creamy point. Then being pulled out slowly, leaving drips everywhere. Back into the shadows of the drawers, until next time she (sic) wants to whip things up and make a mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the thought of using a bottle scares me. Doesn't anyone worry about it cracking. I no it's probably unlikely but that thought just puts me right off

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol

I’m happy to be tight."

I think we need documentary evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had nothing massive inserted (sorry guys), but i have given birth to an 11lb 4oz baby.

Fuck me, it was hard enough for me to push a 9lb 4oz baby out. "

In a totally non sexual way a babys shoulders with a guys hands either side forcing the baby out as it had got stuck (never felt pain like it) baby weighed 7lb 8oz.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

My head.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

*facepalm

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Reminds me of that internet meme:

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

I have double fisted a woman's vagina before but biggest thing I have had in that region is a single fist. First guy I went to a club with had a girth at his head of a can but after several attempts and lots of lube it just wasn't going in so I think one small fist is definitely my limit lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Bloody hell these replies are making me feel like I'm really tight lol

This

Also

. Why?

I guess it may just be me? But I don't look at inanimate objects and thing "wonder if that'll fit up my fanny"? Or "wonder how that would feel inside me"?

I just don't get it?

Think I'll just stick with a few fingers, cocks of all sizes and the toys. I get enough pleasure from them. "

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By *haredmilfCouple
over a year ago

London

Wife told me her first sexual boyfriend tied her up in the back of his car and inserted his work tools (mechanic), wrench, spanner etc in her. Followed it up by squeezing half a can into her pussy. Then taking her anal virginity. Some crazy shit there! Guess it why I love her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a fist inside me, don't thinkni could take it now though without more training. Loving the fist stories on here though, seems it's more commonplace than you'd think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of wine into a ladies ass. Then she poured me a glass, she spilt a bit, but it was worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one time at band camp

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"This one time at band camp

I dread to think with you....

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I recall once I mislaid a George Foreman grill. Could never figure out what happened to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve fisted someone up to my forearm, double fisted, footing, a shoe, a champagne bottle and vegetables too. Not all at the same time

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A traditional policemans truncheon, tame compared to some of these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing in my picture really. Once had a cock that was really long and really thick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have the one thing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with the red wine bottles............No one on here drink white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it with the red wine bottles............No one on here drink white

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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"What is it with the red wine bottles............No one on here drink white

I’m going to sound boringly practical again but either or any glass is risky.

The reason I use champagne bottles, is that they are strengthened thicker glass to withstand the pressure of the fizz. It’s been said already in the thread about the risk of breaking and injury.

The other great thing about playing with champagne, is that it’s indulgent, a little decadent and even without more extreme insertion, causes a nice tingle from the bubbles. Oh yeah, when I mentioned before about using a champagne bottle, it was full! Or it started that way and then I filled her with it before drinking it back out and swapping kisses with it

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By *ockandrollaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A traditional policemans truncheon, tame compared to some of these!"

Where they on duty at the time

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"the thought of using a bottle scares me. Doesn't anyone worry about it cracking. I no it's probably unlikely but that thought just puts me right off

I once put a Champagne bottle inside me. I took off the wire and the foil first so it wouldn't hurt me.After I had taken some pics I took it out of me and the cork suddenly shot out and hit the ceiling. I shudder to think what would have happened if it was still inside me. Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my forearm up to elbow in a lady once...

It was a really wierd feeling, I think I grab a ovary "

Ouch!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My son"

Nothing beats that !!!

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By *ockandrollaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"the thought of using a bottle scares me. Doesn't anyone worry about it cracking. I no it's probably unlikely but that thought just puts me right off

You would have been a human Buck’s Fizz

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Had an ex who loved been fisted. So I guess my fist.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

3 babies ...heaviest 10lb 4oz ....that’s pretty big ....

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By *969BewitchedWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I held hands with my partner inside someone's pussy. "

Blimey !!!!!!!

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By *ucksGentMan
over a year ago

South Bucks & London

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By *ucksGentMan
over a year ago

South Bucks & London

"I recall once I mislaid a George Foreman grill. Could never figure out what happened to it "

Ha-ha it's probably with my mislaid lawn mower then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone inserting glass bottles just reminds me of the video I watched from here a few weeks back when a glass jar shattered in the guys arse

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Everyone inserting glass bottles just reminds me of the video I watched from here a few weeks back when a glass jar shattered in the guys arse

Smashing

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Everyone inserting glass bottles just reminds me of the video I watched from here a few weeks back when a glass jar shattered in the guys arse

One guy one jar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone inserting glass bottles just reminds me of the video I watched from here a few weeks back when a glass jar shattered in the guys arse

One guy one jar.

XX"

Yep that’s the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That massive black dildo that I have a pic of

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I’ve had nothing massive inserted (sorry guys), but i have given birth to an 11lb 4oz baby.

Holy shitballs. *round of applause*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to fist my ex's pussy and arse together quite often,it made her gush like a waterfall

also used a frozen two litre bottle of water as a dildo on both holes,we tried a three litre bottle but it would only just go in her pussy

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

This thread is making me squeamish....

Taxi!!

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

"I used to fist my ex's pussy and arse together quite often,it made her gush like a waterfall

also used a frozen two litre bottle of water as a dildo on both holes,we tried a three litre bottle but it would only just go in her pussy"

I closed my legs up tight reading that!

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By *raigStarrMan
over a year ago

St. Helens

Eels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 Chilean Miners

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

"12 Chilean Miners"
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By *ucksGentMan
over a year ago

South Bucks & London

"12 Chilean Miners"

Haha .. and a partridge in a pear tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"12 Chilean Miners

Haha .. and a partridge in a pear tree."

Or as the reformatted Xmas advert goes

"And a jar of Hellman's mayonnaise"

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By *ucksGentMan
over a year ago

South Bucks & London

"12 Chilean Miners

Haha .. and a partridge in a pear tree.

Or as the reformatted Xmas advert goes

"And a jar of Hellman's mayonnaise" "

Oh no --- back to glass again !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the thought of using a bottle scares me. Doesn't anyone worry about it cracking. I no it's probably unlikely but that thought just puts me right off

No way... you was so lucky. Don't bare thinking about what could of happened. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to fist my ex's pussy and arse together quite often,it made her gush like a waterfall

also used a frozen two litre bottle of water as a dildo on both holes,we tried a three litre bottle but it would only just go in her pussy

I closed my legs up tight reading that!"

It wasn't something we just dived right into,she was always a fan of VWE men and big toys anyway.We started using bigger and bigger toys until she could comfortably take a fist,then after a while a fist wasn't enough so we got even bigger toys and started freezing plastic bottles of water or we filled them with rice to keep them solid (glass bottles are too dangerous).The way she described it to me was she liked feeling really really full and stretched out to the point of breaking.Was surprising just how big a cock/toy/bottle/fist she could take seeing as she was only 4'10" tall and a UK size 4.Granted it was a little towards the extreme end of things,and certainly not for everyone,but it made her cum like a train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drove a double decker bus up someone once, but I greased it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've managed my whole fisting on a couple of ladies, very erotic experience

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

"I drove a double decker bus up someone once, but I greased it first"

Haha!!!

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"Double fist up a man's pussy"

Regularly do this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A can of whiskas

Um, wrong kitty!

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"I drove a double decker bus up someone once, but I greased it first"

I hope they got a return ticket and you didn’t leave it up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fist in my ex wife and a large courgette in my ass.

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