FabSwingers.com forum: check your local poundland!

By *obleton OP Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I've just checked out the Poundland in Shepherds Bush, and after waiting a bloody age, they have finally restocked their supply of disposable vibrating cock rings.

They're exactly the same as the ones you pay as much as a fiver for in your local sex shop and they are the perfect sex toy for single male swingers - they come in a sealed pack and you chuck them away after use so no worries about who has used it before.

They tend to run out fast tho ...... I just bought 20!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I wonder what the Shop Assistant thought when you bought 20?????

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Bet you dont see that bargain on Martin Lewis' website

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Yeah, but don't you get even in slightest bit embarrassed...?

Not about buying cock rings... I mean about walking down the street with a carrier bag from Poundland!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Umm... what is a cock ring used for as a toy??

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

ps - that was just a joke, before anyone takes it seriously.

I buy batteries from Poundland myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, but don't you get even in slightest bit embarrassed...?

Not about buying cock rings... I mean about walking down the street with a carrier bag from Poundland!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Umm... what is a cock ring used for as a toy??"

Do you want me to show you?

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By *obleton OP Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"I wonder what the Shop Assistant thought when you bought 20?????

It was an hilarious moment.

She was a 16 year old pretty Muslim girl.

She didn't bat an eyelid at the 2 tubes of lube and bottle of baby oil, but she looked very curiously at the "playful vibrating rings"

I just smiled, winked, and said "if you were thinking of asking what they are for ....... DON'T!"

I have a friend who slips the Durex ones into old ladies shopping trolleys in Tesco when they aren't looking .......... ok the "friend" is me

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Umm... what is a cock ring used for as a toy??

Do you want me to show you?

Are you volunteering?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I have a friend who slips the Durex ones into old ladies shopping trolleys in Tesco when they aren't looking .......... ok the "friend" is me"

Mis-typed fiend as friend methinks!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Yeah, but don't you get even in slightest bit embarrassed...?

Not about buying cock rings... I mean about walking down the street with a carrier bag from Poundland!

I always carry a Harrod's carrier bag to disguise poundshop bags - get's some funny looks in deepest, darkest Cumbria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Umm... what is a cock ring used for as a toy??

Do you want me to show you?

Are you volunteering?

Sure am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who slips the Durex ones into old ladies shopping trolleys in Tesco when they aren't looking .......... ok the "friend" is me

Mis-typed fiend as friend methinks!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Umm... what is a cock ring used for as a toy??

Do you want me to show you?

Are you volunteering?

Sure am

A time and place to be arranged then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who slips the Durex ones into old ladies shopping trolleys in Tesco when they aren't looking .......... ok the "friend" is me"

Common practice at many supermarkets.....

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By *obleton OP Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Umm... what is a cock ring used for as a toy??"

Umm .... if you really dint know, its a ring that you slip over your cock and slide down to the base, and has a little vibrating _ylinder that is strategically positioned to stimulate your partners clit during sex.

They'll give you a little tingle too.

Not everyone likes them but in some cases the reception can be quite spectacular - for example one girl I used one with he'd never had an orgasm through penetrative sex before - since then she's told me that its as if it flicked a switch in her head and she regularly orgasms now even without one.

That was a pound very well spent!

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By *obleton OP Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Mis-typed fiend as friend methinks!

Ah yes - bloody predictive text

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Umm... what is a cock ring used for as a toy??

They'll give you a little tingle too.

That was a pound very well spent!"

Was it the cock ring that cost a pound or.....?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Umm... what is a cock ring used for as a toy??

They'll give you a little tingle too.

That was a pound very well spent!"

got give some last year and the feeling was amazing

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By *obleton OP Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

got give some last year and the feeling was amazing"

Well get your sweet arse to poundland post hate before they run out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pound-Land"

The name says it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Umm... what is a cock ring used for as a toy??

They'll give you a little tingle too.

That was a pound very well spent!"

I want someone to try one with me, now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats really good value xx i have seen them in the ladys loo 2 or 3 pounds .. when we go to the Dog Racing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats really good value xx i have seen them in the ladys loo 2 or 3 pounds .. when we go to the Dog Racing ."

Pmsl @ the dog racing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what the Shop Assistant thought when you bought 20?????

What a tosser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats really good value xx i have seen them in the ladys loo 2 or 3 pounds .. when we go to the Dog Racing ."

put one over your dogs tail and see he run like a dragster

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By *obleton OP Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

What a tosser"

No change there then

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By *obleton OP Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

""Pound-Land"

The name says it all. "

There's a "Quid Kingdom" on Ealing Broadway ..... must be much more up market if they have a king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats really good value xx i have seen them in the ladys loo 2 or 3 pounds .. when we go to the Dog Racing .

Pmsl @ the dog racing

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Yes i have only been 3 times and my son made over 100 pounds from me giving him 5 pounds ... he was going on the form and it was raining he was thinking the new dogs would run better as would not worrie about rain , lol its a new place at Peterborough Greyhound Stadium and Ring side dineing for up to 400 and good fun ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats really good value xx i have seen them in the ladys loo 2 or 3 pounds .. when we go to the Dog Racing .

put one over your dogs tail and see he run like a dragster"
lol stop that thay are lovely i may get one you never know xxx cock ring , lol xx

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

20 how many cocks you got fgs

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

"Umm... what is a cock ring used for as a toy??

They'll give you a little tingle too.

That was a pound very well spent!"
amazing little toy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, they don't sell them in my local poundland, i'm gonna complain

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"Bet you dont see that bargain on Martin Lewis' website"

who is Martin Lewis?

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By *mma peelWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ohhhh I quite like the idea of a cock ring wonder do they restrict the flow and make the tool harder?...will get myself down to poundland.......!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bet you dont see that bargain on Martin Lewis' website

who is Martin Lewis?"

Isnt he that Money Saving Expert Guy from Channel 5?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much are there cock rings in poundland?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

* sulks *

Haven't got any in our local poundland

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"* sulks *

Haven't got any in our local poundland

Come to ours

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"* sulks *

Haven't got any in our local poundland

Come to ours

Are you talking Poundland or yours?

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"* sulks *

Haven't got any in our local poundland

Come to ours

Are you talking Poundland or yours?

Lets just say poundland is just past ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see how many cock rings you can get on a the same time? Tried the same thing with ring donuts once. Only managed one although I did have fun eating it with no hands lol. Amazing how bendy I am when theres a donut involved lol!!!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"* sulks *

Haven't got any in our local poundland

Come to ours

Are you talking Poundland or yours?

Lets just say poundland is just past ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just checked out the Poundland in Shepherds Bush, and after waiting a bloody age, they have finally restocked their supply of disposable vibrating cock rings.

They tend to run out fast tho ...... I just bought 20!

errr just wondered how much are they !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the info hubby came home with lots n lots of em!!!

Looks like a fun evening is on the cards... mmm lol

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

'thought about buying 144 but decided it was just gross

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