FabSwingers.com forum: bad joke

By *ensherman OP Man
over a year ago

Durham

Whats your worst bad joke ?

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Don't you mean best bad joke, the worst bad joke would actually not be a bad joke, but a good one?

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't you mean best bad joke, the worst bad joke would actually not be a bad joke, but a good one? "

Cant fault the logic.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way

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By *andL13Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

I took the shell off my racing snail, to see if he'd go any faster.

If anything it made him a little sluggish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man runs into a pet shop with a bomb...

“Everyone has one minute to get out!!” He shouts!!

Turtle replied “You bastard!!”

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By *ogue78Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize??

Because he was outstanding in his field...

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Why do women have legs ?

Have you seen the mess

snails make ?

Runs for cover & hides...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women have legs ?

Have you seen the mess

snails make ?

Runs for cover & hides...........

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

BREXIT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?..

.... A carrot

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By *ensherman OP Man
over a year ago

Durham

How do you get a fat girl into bed? piece of cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met the inventor of the crossword the other day.....cant remember his name but was p something t something r

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By *astille79Man
over a year ago

Sussex

Did you hear about the gay ghosts? They put the willies up each other...

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By *ust for BeckyMan
over a year ago

Godalming

Got stopped outside Boots the other day for a survey...

The woman asked what products I used for grooming..

I said, Smarties...

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Why do women get married in white?

Because all kitchen appliances come in white.

(Runs & hides)

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Met the inventor of the crossword the other day.....cant remember his name but was p something t something r"

That guy is buried in a local cemetery...

He's 5 down 6 across

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By *khot1Couple
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow

2 boiled eggs in a boiling pan of water, one says to the other..cor its hot in here, the other one says... Wait till you get out, they start smashing your head in

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By *amdacarrCouple
over a year ago

lincoln and chameleons

If Dale Winton was any more camp he'd be Calais with a Syrian sticking out his arse

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