FabSwingers.com forum: Cunt club

By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

First rule of cunt club,

everyone is a bit of a cunt.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm no cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abso..fucking...lutely

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

Just us three cunts then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just us three cunts then

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The rest are just amateurs . We're the real cunts

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

Right proper cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a cunt

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

Especially a proper one

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

Big cunt, small cunt, cardboard box

Filled with cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First rule of cunt club,

everyone is a bit of a cunt.

I’m not a bit of a cunt, I’m a right cunt.

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

"First rule of cunt club,

everyone is a bit of a cunt.

I’m not a bit of a cunt, I’m a right cunt.

Sat nav says left cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First rule of cunt club,

everyone is a bit of a cunt.

I’m not a bit of a cunt, I’m a right cunt.

Sat nav says left cunt

I certainly hope there’s some cunt left for me.

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By *ipplebarnyMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

I just love cunt

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

"First rule of cunt club,

everyone is a bit of a cunt.

I’m not a bit of a cunt, I’m a right cunt.

Sat nav says left cunt

I certainly hope there’s some cunt left for me.

In 1/4 of a mile your cunt will be on the right.

So it's another right cunt

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

For those of us of a certain age :

"Right cunt, Clyde"

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

I knocked over my swear box the other day and 400 cunts fell out

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

you cunt be serious?

I live in a CUNTry

and if ya can ya can but if not , you cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First rule of cunt club,

everyone is a bit of a cunt.

I'm a lot of a cunt, guess I'm not allowed

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

"First rule of cunt club,

everyone is a bit of a cunt.

I'm a lot of a cunt, guess I'm not allowed"

Some are way more of a cunt than others. We don't discriminate.

All cunts welcome

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Didn’t Hamlet muse about “Country matters” with Ophelia on his knee? The wordplay was deliberate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the beginning of the year I asked everyone on the forums if they not be a cunt, this year.

It fell on deaf ears

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

Apologies for that, but once a cunt always a cunt

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

Shakespeare? Once more into the breach? That's a cunt he's talking about there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a twat but know I'm a cunt

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By *rinceCorwinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Apologies for that, but once a cunt always a cunt

Cunt agree with you more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a tasty cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a cunt I'm a cunt I'm a cuntry boy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been told I'm a cunt so guess I'll be joining you?

Double cunt, I am one and I've got one so there!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been told I'm a cunt so guess I'll be joining you?

Double cunt, I am one and I've got one so there!!! "

We're cunts with cunts

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

The second rule of cunt club is ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you are Out and Out ones ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the CEO of cunt club

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

"I'm the CEO of cunt club

Cunt Executive Officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you are Out and Out ones ? "

You get to be Boss Cunt.

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I have a bit of a penchant for a cunt

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First rule of cunt club,

everyone is a bit of a cunt.

I'm a lot of a cunt, guess I'm not allowed"

Ive checked.....you're definately allowed

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Lmao! This thread reminds me about the film 'No.1 Gangster', about London er, gangsters

Probably every 17th word spoken throughout the film is 'cunt', only, because they're from London, they spell it with an 'a'...........

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

It's very popular with gangsters, think the cuntfather, he'll make you an offer no cunt can refuse

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

I love a nice wet cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard worked sweaty cunt

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

(Peeks in, sees a bunch of cunts, and tiptoes out)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a right smooth cunt

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Cunt and twat are my favorite swear words....put bald in front of them and they suddenley become trendy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a cunt, but I do have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a cunt, but I do have one

Il happily club your cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt and twat are my favorite swear words....put bald in front of them and they suddenley become trendy x"

That's a twunt...when twat and cunt by themselves don't quite cut it

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

"Cunt and twat are my favorite swear words....put bald in front of them and they suddenley become trendy x

That's a twunt...when twat and cunt by themselves don't quite cut it"

I think i'll use that x

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

"Cunt and twat are my favorite swear words....put bald in front of them and they suddenley become trendy x"

Conversely, a cunt with a mullet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a cunt, but I do have one

I like you

A lot

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Well they say you are what you eat.

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

Finger licking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like a lotta chocolate on biscuit...join our club!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

I love a classy posh woman when she says you fucking cunt. It’s soooooooo sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a.....

Caring

Understanding

Nintys

Type

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Do you prefer Batcunt, Ironcunt, or The Incredible Cunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In ! In ! In ! In !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

English cunts can't use the word as well as us Scots. You are all useless cunts when it comes to swearing

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

"English cunts can't use the word as well as us Scots. You are all useless cunts when it comes to swearing

Aye, yer right there hen.

Bunch of cunts

But cunts nonetheless and we welcome them all

Cunts

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The good thing about Cunt is it can be used in a myriad of ways .. e.g....

"No not him , some other cunt "

" What a cunt of a day I'm having"

" Do you mind if I finger your cunt"

" He's a cunt "

And of course ..... " Piers Morgan "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Cunt

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

"Well they say you are what you eat.

Missus would like be to point out that this means she a cock, a big hard one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"English cunts can't use the word as well as us Scots. You are all useless cunts when it comes to swearing

Sorry, the Cockney cunters trump everyone.

Yeeeeew facking cahnt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All cunts are equal but some cunts are more equal than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, the Cockney cunters trump everyone.

Yeeeeew facking cahnt!!!"

Sorry, Glaswegian accent cunts are the best. See trainspotting for reference...cunt.

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

"All cunts are equal but some cunts are more equal than others"

But you do get useless cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What mats a good cunt though ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be a right cunt ....

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"Can't beat a tasty cunt"

You're obviously not into bdsm, you cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First rule of cunt club,

everyone is a bit of a cunt.

Everyone is a complete cunt.............til they prove otherwise.

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By *hisdirtyfunMan
over a year ago

Amersham

"I've just been told I'm a cunt so guess I'll be joining you?

Double cunt, I am one and I've got one so there!!!

We're cunts with cunts

Lucky cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I was the Cunt of Monte Cristo but it turns out I really enjoy nibbling and biting on a woman so I’m actually Cunt Dracula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist! There now a word which goes well

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

Quiet cunts today

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

"Quiet cunts today

Nargh Your pussies I'm a real cunt.

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

See those overpaid cunts won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a very wet cunt

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

Well you're in the right place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a cunt "
me lol

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By *inkvaderMan
over a year ago

london/manchester/ringwood

"What is a cunt "

All the filthy guys on here .. and most definitely the ladies with smoothly shaved sexy lips that just need a good ravaging

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By *hisdirtyfunMan
over a year ago

Amersham

"I have a very wet cunt"

Tasty cunt

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"I have a very wet cunt"

I’m sure you do! Just the way I like them! Perfecf for everything that way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"English cunts can't use the word as well as us Scots. You are all useless cunts when it comes to swearing

Yeah but neither of us a patch on the Aussies...if you dont believe have a listen to Kevin Bloody Wilson...language is atrocious but funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good tasty cunt

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can be more than just a little cuntish myself

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By *inky kissers OP Couple
over a year ago

South East

Apologies to all of you cunts this week as the cuntiest cunt there is flies in this week. That cunt even has a cunting comb over

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By *raigybrightonMan
over a year ago

arundel

Love a good cunt... or a bad one for that matter

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