FabSwingers.com forum: Warning label

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you had to wear a warning label what would yours say?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#treathimwithrespect

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had to wear a warning label what would yours say?"
shaken not stirred

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

May explode without warning

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning- do not mix with tequila

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May bite.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *UCKY_13Couple
over a year ago

southwest

CAUTION WET FLOOR

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Enter at your own risk

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May explode without warning "

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Adverse Camber

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Try to deceive at your peril!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flammable

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

handled with care

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly flammable

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of these are really good.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flood zone .

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Men at Work...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Keep out .

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May cause hallucinations

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extreme sarcasm hazard: sense of humour required

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ure Fucking NaughtiesWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Complete bed destroyer

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men at Work..."

I like that one

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had to wear a warning label what would yours say?"

Warning sharp incline ahead

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't think they make labels big enough for me.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had to wear a warning label what would yours say?"

Gentleman in road

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Do not disturb

Already disturbed

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Warning: contains nuts.

Someone is bound to be along with 'choking hazard' soon.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Waring: Intoxicated heavy equipment operator

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *irtySekretsCouple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

Slippery When Wet x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slippery When Wet x

Best way to be

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *he Dork KnightMan
over a year ago

Newport

May explode on contact.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Bit of a cunt.

It would probably be quite a loud warning.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Do not use with alcohol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

"Iron Before Use"

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flood risk x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Warning... can be addictive

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May explode on contact."

Know a few that need this warning

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to deceive at your peril!

"
ooooo I want to try..... I do love peril

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

#addictivejuices!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *he Dork KnightMan
over a year ago

Newport

"May explode on contact.

Know a few that need this warning

It's an unfortunate situation for sure.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May explode on contact.

Know a few that need this warning

It's an unfortunate situation for sure."

Sure is

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Objects in the rear view mirror may appear larger than they are.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Objects in the rear view mirror may appear larger than they are.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CAUTION: PRONE TO MELTDOWNS

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *urveLurverMan
over a year ago

Skyview

Take care when using tools.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Caution sarcasm in 3 2 1

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devilishly cheeky

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"CAUTION: PRONE TO MELTDOWNS"

Love it

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

At the moment it would be Approach With Caution

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choking hazard : small parts lol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This way up

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Highly volatile!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *herealdavidjonesMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Heavy load

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heavy load "

Love it

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Warning wild stallion lose

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘No Tools are Left in This Man Overnight’

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shy, socially awkward misanthrope

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Come on in.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiesty red head

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Please use the Tradesman Entrance x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *irentwoCouple
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Wear hearing protection , high noise levels

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May cause heart palpitations and dizzy spells

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly flammable

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Danger : Explosive Gas.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Danger: high voltage!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am so surprised this one has not been done yet.

May Contain Nuts.....

Works all ways.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Danger : Explosive Gas."

Made me giggle

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Hard hat required before entering.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

April showers likely all year round

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMT. Approach with caution.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PMT. Approach with caution."

yipe...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go easy, Im a virgin

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got crabs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go easy, Im a virgin

Oh me too

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made in England

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was called 'Irresistible' last weekend. That'll work for me.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warning... can be addictive

Caution - continuous use may be habit forming

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only slightly better than a wank

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only slightly better than a wank"

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only slightly better than a wank"

That's a bold claim, I've had a lot of practice wanking.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

Heavy load... and not my weight either

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oobies92Woman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

To avoid danger of suffocation take big breath

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blocks easily

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: Flammable if set alight

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Warning....irritable bastard...may tell you to fuck off.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retire to a safe distance.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best before 10pm

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look but don't touch.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea...

Very wet when naughty. Proceed with caution.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Six foot of dynamite with a short fuse.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look but don't touch."

That's just teasing

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look but don't touch.

That's just teasing

"
haha nowt wrong with a bit of teasing

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm overheating pour water on me

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uttyandbeeCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 06/07/18 00:03:35]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uttyandbeeCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Will explode in less than a minute

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

OCD occasionally caught dangling.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

Fingers likely to cause flooding

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May cause happiness

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution! Dangerous curves

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enter at your own risk"

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *lim Jim 68Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

Store above 20C

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *lim Jim 68Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

"Caution! Dangerous curves"

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: this person has bipolar

(Because we like surprises as much as you do)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to buckle up this ride may get a bit rough

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Risk of splashing. If contact made with the skin, rub thoroughly.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wear eye protection

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Mind the gap

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind the gap"
use the train a lot do we

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May cause unwanted erections

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *osta del sol KinkytimesMan
over a year ago

Campanillas, Spain

Hold at arms length may go off in your face

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery when wet

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gamble responsibly.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gamble responsibly."

Clamping in operation.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May cause palpitations.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Risk of ejaculations,

Please handle with care.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friction may cause internal fire

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Keep chilled at all times untill ready to consume.

With passion

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Enter from the rear ( both ) lol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ultiskilledtoolMan
over a year ago

Windsor

Pull to inflate

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look but don't touch.

That's just teasing

haha nowt wrong with a bit of teasing

Very true.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning hot handle with care

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biohazard"

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Warning hot handle with care "

I can get very wet so that should help

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

- Caution, wide load -

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ornymiss79Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Caution:open manhole

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Caution:open manhole

Love it

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

I have a car freshener saying I am the exception to the rule so does that mean I already have a warning label?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not suitable for anaphylactics

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Inclined to smoulder when exposed to sunlight.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Allergic to bull shitters

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Allergic to bull shitters"

This is so me

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/07/18 13:35:41]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Allergic to bull shitters

This is so me

"
you're a bullshitter noooooo

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *icolepink89TV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

Just look, don't touch: Precious Diamond

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Allergic to bull shitters

This is so me

you're a bullshitter noooooo

Ha ha made me laugh. I asked for that

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Dad Jokes ahead

The shit ones are the best

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard at work DO NOT DISURB!!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a little tenderness

CBT in progress

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

WARNING Extreme Kinkyness ahead!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WARNING Extreme Kinkyness ahead!

I like this one

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WARNING: Tends to run; tie down

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Danger, curves ahead!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution: Can’t keep up but tries

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

W.O.M.O.- Weapon Of Mass Orgasm!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"W.O.M.O.- Weapon Of Mass Orgasm!!

I need one those

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

"WARNING Extreme Kinkyness ahead!

I like this one

Thanks, shame your in Ireland

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"W.O.M.O.- Weapon Of Mass Orgasm!!

I need one those

Shame you are over the water or I would come and give it to you !!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: unblock at users discretion

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger Danger....High Voltage.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Danger Danger....High Voltage."

That's shocking!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger danger man working on his head

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stinks when sweaty

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Danger Danger....High Voltage.

That's shocking!!

Sparks may cause ignition.

Ignition may lead to fingers getting burnt.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There may be trouble ahead......

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Danger Danger....High Voltage.

That's shocking!!

Sparks may cause ignition.

Ignition may lead to fingers getting burnt."

Depends where you put your fingers lol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Cock wanted x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stinks when sweaty"

Very appealing

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Cock wanted x"

That's an advert lol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

[Removed by poster at 06/07/18 18:56:24]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Oops

It might be a tight fit x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oops

It might be a tight fit x"

I like a tight fit

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

Slippery when wet or flooding likely

Risk of suffocation.. supervision required lol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Slippery when wet or flooding likely

Risk of suffocation.. supervision required lol"

Life jacket required!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Satisfaction 100% guaranteed or your money back!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"i am so surprised this one has not been done yet.

May Contain Nuts.....

Works all ways.

I did. Scroll back a bit.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i am so surprised this one has not been done yet.

May Contain Nuts.....

Works all ways.

I did. Scroll back a bit.

Just a little bit

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ensure it’s fully inserted

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warning hot handle with care

I can get very wet so that should help

"
I'd love to see that x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't judge the book by its cover

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small but explosive, dangerous when handled incorrectly.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Addicted to Jaffa Cakes

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Stay well clear, May go off at any second x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

My address so I can be returned home safely

Like paddington bear

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/07/18 09:21:14]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WARNING: can only accommodate and bath after the club.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only take in large doses

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defrost thoroughly before consuming

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only take in large doses

Once bitten once bitten

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately