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What's the very worst thing you have eaten/had in your mouth??

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By *issminxandmrc OP   Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

When I was about 6Yrs old I ate a Moth~Ball from under my Uncles bed at my Nan's,Thinking it was a Dolly Mixture!!

Ughhhh!! seriously bloody horrid and to this day,the mere smell of them "takes me straight back to that day" I can't abide that smell !!!

can anyone else beat this??? over to you !! Jules xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once drank bleach, I don’t recommend it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drank pee once that was meant for someone else as a joke

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By *issminxandmrc OP   Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

BLEACH!! ongosh!!!

That actually reminded me of the time I went downstairs for a drink whilst on holiday in Caister Nr Yarmouth as a child about 8 ish! ...when I Accidentlty drank a mouthful of "sterident" from a glass on the work surface in the kitchen of our Holiday Flat(with my nannans false teeth soaking) in a glass (thinking it was pop)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raw sea urchin in Japan considered a delicacy. Pickled squid guts. Not nice. Fermented soy beans (natto). Threw up on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorilla poo, thrown at me by a very angry gorilla in Southport Zoo many years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French onion soup

Mrs

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Cheese. (mr)

Any cheese. It’s vomit inducing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a very crowded Bangkok street,I bought a small octopus on a stick from a street food vendor and enjoyed it so much I went back for another,,,,only this time I unwisely chose to have some of the special sauce that goes with it,,,,,,,FK me pink,,it was like lava,like edible napalm that is already on fire. There was steam coming out of my ears and liquid streaming from every part of my body,pores and orifices alike. I clutched my throat and writhed around like someone possessed by demons.I could barely breath and I was convinced my heart was going to erupt,drinking cold water made it worse.

Other than that,a very enjoyable holiday.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Mayonnaise. It's Satan's own jizz. Remember that the next time it's on your food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An oyster

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Was in the Amazon and asked my guide about the grubs that they would eat. He found a seed pod, cracked it open and pulled out a big fat wriggly maggot type thing and then offered it to me. I declined and told him to eat it, partly as I wasn't sure if he was taking the piss or not. He ate it and I thought, 'fuck it, I'll never have this chance again', so said I would try one. He showed me how to hold it and said he preferred not go eat the head end. As I bit it, it burst and oozed the contents into my mouth, before I swallowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloody labia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wifes cooking

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"My ex wifes cooking "

My you are a charmer -it must have been a total shock this relationship not working out and all

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By *urpledelightWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Cock!!! Oral makes me gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was about 6Yrs old I ate a Moth~Ball from under my Uncles bed at my Nan's,Thinking it was a Dolly Mixture!!

Ughhhh!! seriously bloody horrid and to this day,the mere smell of them "takes me straight back to that day" I can't abide that smell !!!

can anyone else beat this??? over to you !! Jules xx "
marmite omg

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

There was once a lucozade bottle being used as an ashtray and I was driving a bottle of lucozade, guess what one I picked up and gulped from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was once a lucozade bottle being used as an ashtray and I was driving a bottle of lucozade, guess what one I picked up and gulped from"
the bottle of lucozade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bloody salad! I want carbs! *sobs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This bloody salad! I want carbs! *sobs*"
I have sushi here

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Some arse gave me a pint of commercial dish washer liquid and said it was lemonade i only had a mouth full and lucky I didn't swallow but I couldn't taste anything for months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussels Sprouts.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"There was once a lucozade bottle being used as an ashtray and I was driving a bottle of lucozade, guess what one I picked up and gulped fromthe bottle of lucozade "

I wish, the whole day I could taste dirty ash water. Made me feel so sick, that taste will haunt me for the rest of my days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This bloody salad! I want carbs! *sobs*I have sushi here "

My commiserations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a slug once as a bet. It was horrendous, never ever again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anchovies, I was out on a works meal, ordered a salad and thought it had bacon on it. Took a big forkful and filled my mouth with anchovies, the devil's food.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I once tried this supposedly luxury French Cheese ( in France ) . I can only describe the taste as a cross between Plastic and feet that hasn't been washed in a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef carpaccio. Literally spat it back onto the plate. God knows what they’d done to it. I love steak tartare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This bloody salad! I want carbs! *sobs*I have sushi here

My commiserations!"
Ha hey its good for you....... Fish

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

I’ve had crickets, they just crunched rather than tasted. I’ve had snails as well and they actually tasted like garden, didn’t like those!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"I ate a slug once as a bet. It was horrendous, never ever again. "

Your lucky to be alive to tell the tale. You can get meningitis from them.

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Turnip juice!

Surprised I managed to get past the stench to even try a sip. Awful stuff in every way.

Didn't stop me taking some home for the kids to try just to see the disgusted look on their faces

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

In Rhodes old town, I ordered a whole squid stuffed with feta. We had a balcony seat overlooking a plaza and there were a few seagulls flying around. After a couple of mouthfuls I was praying for them to steal it. No such luck.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Years ago I was laying on the sofa when one of my then cats jumped up and decided to mark me as his territory (presumably) by spraying in my face. And yes, some it went on my lips and in my mouth

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"I ate a slug once as a bet. It was horrendous, never ever again. "

I read a newspaper article about a young man doing that and he’s now quadriplegic and deaf blind.

He was 20 I believe and did it at a rugby club do as a bet.

Terribly dangerous thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tomato.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

My words -especially when they were misinterpreted

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

It’s got to be sour milk 100 %.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Scallops

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Marmite and windscreen wash

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Marmite and windscreen wash"

What an odd mixture to put in your mouth

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I dunno, I've eaten some pretty weird shit.

Most people gag when I tell them about chicken's feet, but they're actually dead nice. Then there's stuff like jellyfish which kinda weirdos people out too.

Not everyone is into offal, or brain or tongue. Eyeballs can be a bit of a weird one.

Eating stuff that is basically alive can be a bit weird.

I reckon if I had to pick, I'd go pig uterus. That was pretty rank and I don't reckon I'd give it another go. Dog was nicer

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I dunno, I've eaten some pretty weird shit.

Most people gag when I tell them about chicken's feet, but they're actually dead nice. Then there's stuff like jellyfish which kinda weirdos people out too.

Not everyone is into offal, or brain or tongue. Eyeballs can be a bit of a weird one.

Eating stuff that is basically alive can be a bit weird.

I reckon if I had to pick, I'd go pig uterus. That was pretty rank and I don't reckon I'd give it another go. Dog was nicer"

Stop it now -that counts as an unaproved wooing technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago I went down on a girl (I've done it since, just this instance was a while back).

I don't know what the issue was but she had a pussy like a 9 volt battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spoon full of cod liver oil. It was much worse than any of the duck tongue, chicken feet, scorpion etc...

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Many years ago I went down on a girl (I've done it since, just this instance was a while back).

I don't know what the issue was but she had a pussy like a 9 volt battery "

Sure she wasn't an android -I've heard they've invented them now 0-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Claire she definitely didn't eat pineapple the night beforev

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago I went down on a girl (I've done it since, just this instance was a while back).

I don't know what the issue was but she had a pussy like a 9 volt battery

Sure she wasn't an android -I've heard they've invented them now 0-)"

You ever put your tongue on a 9v battery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celery

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"

You ever put your tongue on a 9v battery? "

Well you should always check if she left a battery powered toy up there first -serves you right

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

A wasp that stung my tongue

XX

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Courgettes.

When I'm king I'm going to ban them.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Marmite and windscreen wash

What an odd mixture to put in your mouth"

Marmite I tried once and never again. Windscreen wash was when i was about 16 and was with my dad and he got out the car to drop off a bath suite and i was soo thirsty I saw some what i thought was blueberry juice or bublegum and drank some. It was so nasty lol

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