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Female Masturbation - A Disturbing Health Warning ,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwL7yV-Ludo

And I would suggest he may have done quite extensive research ( especially with regard to the european TV Channels !)

Seems its fine for the guys tho' - which is probably just as well for the majority here !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to read a book, do my home work and charity work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to read a book, do my home work and charity work. "

Bless !

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm off to read a book, do my home work and charity work. "

We prefer to call it Missionary work

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

Now please can I be flogged?????

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

have watched the vid and it seems its only risky for virgins - anyone?? anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks for that! Feel so lucky to be me now..wonder what he'd think of me earlier with my magic wand and a bottle of play "o" gel!! lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

Now please can I be flogged????? "

It was only a matter of time before someone wrote what most of the kinkier girls on here were thinking !

( But if you can provide evidence of your solo indiscretions the flogging could easily be arrainged !)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have watched the vid and it seems its only risky for virgins - anyone?? anyone?? "

You mean your ..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

Now please can I be flogged????? "

Flogged erm yeah I spose so but I aint comfortable with making a profit off you tho by selling you so would you mind awfully if I swapped you for two camels instead?? x

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

Only risky for virgins? Damn it - that'll be me then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only risky for virgins? Damn it - that'll be me then! "

Ahem ..............

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

Oohhh frog in your throat? Its okay - it seems you are safe enough - being neither a virgin NOR a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only risky for virgins? Damn it - that'll be me then! "

THATS virgin' on the ridiculous!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

Now please can I be flogged?????

Flogged erm yeah I spose so but I aint comfortable with making a profit off you tho by selling you so would you mind awfully if I swapped you for two camels instead?? x "

Only 2 fecking camels - I'm completely insulted!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

Now please can I be flogged?????

Flogged erm yeah I spose so but I aint comfortable with making a profit off you tho by selling you so would you mind awfully if I swapped you for two camels instead?? x

Only 2 fecking camels - I'm completely insulted!!!!!! "

Aww so ya got the hump with me now then hey hmmmm ok im hearing ya x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

I confess to playing with myself

Now please can I be flogged?????

Flogged erm yeah I spose so but I aint comfortable with making a profit off you tho by selling you so would you mind awfully if I swapped you for two camels instead?? x

Only 2 fecking camels - I'm completely insulted!!!!!! "

Oh dont take the hump !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everybody knows women shouldn't masturbate, they should only accept men as the pleasure givers...i read that in the bible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwL7yV-Ludo

And I would suggest he may have done quite extensive research ( especially with regard to the european TV Channels !)

Seems its fine for the guys tho' - which is probably just as well for the majority here !

"

I can't get the link to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"everybody knows women shouldn't masturbate, they should only accept men as the pleasure givers...i read that in the bible"

Your a brave man you lad lol can feel the wrath of female venom about to come at ya now son lol ok then why dont we just say LADIES NO YOUR PLACE! Man is king of the jungle hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"everybody knows women shouldn't masturbate, they should only accept men as the pleasure givers...i read that in the bible

Your a brave man you lad lol can feel the wrath of female venom about to come at ya now son lol ok then why dont we just say LADIES NO YOUR PLACE! Man is king of the jungle hahaha "

Yes but no whrath required because we know Paddy and his sense of humour....

You on the other hand...... be very careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"everybody knows women shouldn't masturbate, they should only accept men as the pleasure givers...i read that in the bible

Your a brave man you lad lol can feel the wrath of female venom about to come at ya now son lol ok then why dont we just say LADIES NO YOUR PLACE! Man is king of the jungle hahaha

Yes but no whrath required because we know Paddy and his sense of humour....

You on the other hand...... be very careful "

hahaha is that a threat or a promise cos ya can spank my ass anytime Claire no probs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masturbation is having sex with someone you know how to please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm screwed

Or can I tell them they can't check to see if I have been naughty because my steel panties won't come off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm screwed

Or can I tell them they can't check to see if I have been naughty because my steel panties won't come off? "

THere was a whisper going round that they were fitted with a Yale tho' ..

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