FabSwingers.com forum: Sex with fruit

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I get turned on by apples what fruits does other people like to make love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny Smith?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes just love all applrs been fucking them for over 20 years now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way to get 1 of ya 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you fruitsexial xx

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

OK I'll bite...how the fuck do you fuck an apple?

Are we talking up the bum or remove the core and have your way with it? Don't the pips cause havoc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had my five a day lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

U make a long slit in the apple and fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women enjoy a banana according to some photos on here.

Do you fuck the apple raw or cook it and put it in a pie OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U make a long slit in the apple and fuck it"

Trying to picture this still not getting it

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"U make a long slit in the apple and fuck it

Trying to picture this still not getting it

Nope me either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I fuck it raw some times cook a little or leave them rott a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you eat after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need photographic evidence I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grapefruiting ! It's a thing !

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"We need photographic evidence I reckon."

I'm not sure I want to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you only fuck bananas, are you......... ban-ogamous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need photographic evidence I reckon."

I think we need a photo mid flow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone els have fruit sex i need help

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’m half cut and it’s still not making sense!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Does anyone els have fruit sex i need help "

You're not wrong there OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m half cut and it’s still not making sense!"

I prefer my oranges quarter cut!

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

Once had sex with a Kiwi.

....or was she Australian?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lifes to short not to express your self and no i dont eat my sex partners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was it nice i might try it ... i have been looking at melons and they turn me on like pics of them online

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *FFB69Woman
over a year ago

Torfaen/Gwent

"U make a long slit in the apple and fuck it"

No offense but how small are you if you can fuck an apple? Or we talking Brambly?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Lifes to short not to express your self and no i dont eat my sex partners"

Wouldn’t a Jaffa orange work better? Juicier?

Can’t believe I’m being dragged into this thread!

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"Grapefruiting ! It's a thing ! "

Think I saw the same movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was it nice i might try a kiwi .. i have been looking at pics of melons online and they turn me on

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Is this actually real? Or is this a piss take?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U make a long slit in the apple and fuck it

No offense but how small are you if you can fuck an apple? Or we talking Brambly? "

Talk about "Grab a Granny!"

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

Fruit cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its real im not hiding it no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I though these forums were strange but fuck me this is next level

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By *lim Jim 68Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

"I’m half cut and it’s still not making sense!"

Likewise!!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Well, this was unexpected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes just love all applrs been fucking them for over 20 years now"

How

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, this was unexpected "

I don't know whether to get popcorn or what

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By *adcat1961Woman
over a year ago

colchester

Is this a wind up ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an absolute peach!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I may rub a rhubarb and see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes just love all applrs been fucking them for over 20 years now

How

He makes a long slit in the apple and fucks it, duh. Do try to keep up

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"Grapefruiting ! It's a thing ! "

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sucked off a grape once.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"I’m half cut and it’s still not making sense!"

I've all my faculties in place and working, I thought initially it was just using fruit as an added extra, but nooooo it's the main and only course on offer!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Are you guy that used Henry hoover too?

And the exhaust pipe on a car?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I sucked off a grape once."

What did you suck it off of? We need details!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How did it make u feel

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

OP, would you sooner cum over a nice pear, or a nice pair?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pear i think im not sure no more

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I may rub a rhubarb and see what happens "

Now that's just kinky!!

In fact OP have you considered going really hard core and having a group session with a fruit salad?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sucked off a grape once.

What did you suck it off of? We need details!!"

A belly button. And it wasn't cut in half lengthwise.

I consider that most daring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I sucked off a grape once.

What did you suck it off of? We need details!!

A belly button. And it wasn't cut in half lengthwise.

I consider that most daring."

That's "out there" for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you only indulge alone or do you include fruit with partners?

Do you prefer fruit to a partner?

Does the fruit like to watch?

Is fruit porn a thing?

Is it only fruits or do you like vegetables too?

Where do you stand on the tomato debate, is it a fruit?

So many questions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may rub a rhubarb and see what happens

Now that's just kinky!!

In fact OP have you considered going really hard core and having a group session with a fruit salad?!

Haha! Hard CORE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you only indulge alone or do you include fruit with partners?

Do you prefer fruit to a partner?

Does the fruit like to watch?

Is fruit porn a thing?

Is it only fruits or do you like vegetables too?

Where do you stand on the tomato debate, is it a fruit?

So many questions..."

I suspect he likes mushrooms with a name like FUN GUY 1000

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"I may rub a rhubarb and see what happens "

Shall I bring mine? , heard she's bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well guess am returning my apples back to the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may rub a rhubarb and see what happens

Now that's just kinky!!

In fact OP have you considered going really hard core and having a group session with a fruit salad?!

Just be careful how you take the top off the tin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I look on the internet at fruit porn

I only have sex alone

I know a tamoto grows on treees but if u can put in in a sanwich its a veg

People been fucking friut and veg for 100s years

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Do you only indulge alone or do you include fruit with partners?

Do you prefer fruit to a partner?

Does the fruit like to watch?

Is fruit porn a thing?

Is it only fruits or do you like vegetables too?

Where do you stand on the tomato debate, is it a fruit?

So many questions..."

You missed the key one does he ever mix fruit and nuts? Or is that a silly question?!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Pink lady Op I've heard she's Juicy

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"Do you only indulge alone or do you include fruit with partners?

Do you prefer fruit to a partner?

Does the fruit like to watch?

Is fruit porn a thing?

Is it only fruits or do you like vegetables too?

Where do you stand on the tomato debate, is it a fruit?

So many questions...

You missed the key one does he ever mix fruit and nuts? Or is that a silly question?!

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Oooh I fancy some strawberries now

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Pink lady Op I've heard she's Juicy

Yeah but Brae burns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They are sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look on the internet at fruit porn

I only have sex alone

I know a tamoto grows on treees but if u can put in in a sanwich its a veg

By that token a banana is veg, as is cheese, ham, eggs, tuna... The list goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t believe nobody has mentioned fruit cocktails...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haja u pit banana in bread ..

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Where do you stand on sucking plums OP?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Sex with fruit gives thrush!! Her.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

You not like mushrooms whilst you are a FUNGUY!?

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

And what about citrus fruits?

that lemon juice is surely going to sting?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haja u pit banana in bread .. "

I think it's a safer bet more people eat banana sandwiches than fuck their fruit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How would anyone fuck a mushroom lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well guess am returning my apples back to the shop"

Used?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You not like mushrooms whilst you are a FUNGUY!?

Wow i've heard of dad jokes but mom jokes are actually funny

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Haja u pit banana in bread ..

I think it's a safer bet more people eat banana sandwiches than fuck their fruit!"

Actually when it comes to bananas it's probably a close contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex with fruit gives thrush!! Her.

Does sex with a thrush give fruit?

It's just as crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Banana sanwich thats just wrong

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"How would anyone fuck a mushroom lol "

Says the man who fucks apples!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well guess am returning my apples back to the shop

Used?"

Like hell they were. I have you know my friuts are eaten.... between the thighs of a lucky individual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banana sanwich thats just wrong"

It's no more wrong than a jam sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes just love all applrs been fucking them for over 20 years now

How

He makes a long slit in the apple and fucks it, duh. Do try to keep up

a slit? Core

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Each to thete own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grapefruiting ! It's a thing !

Think I saw the same movie

I was just thinking of grapefruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do said fruits cover you in their seed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes just love all applrs been fucking them for over 20 years now

How

He makes a long slit in the apple and fucks it, duh. Do try to keep up

a slit? Core

Hahaha eggcellent! Damn, they're not a fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would anyone fuck a mushroom lol

Says the man who fucks apples!!

If only lychees were bigger... I can just imagine the succulent flesh being revealed as you break through that slightly prickly outer skin

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

Here's a question for you OP,

There's a gorgeous naked woman on front of you.

She beacons you over and suggestively opens her legs, as she licks her lips.

..But there's a lovely big juicy apple, right next to her, looking really hot (got the long slit already prepared and everything)

What do you do??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well thatsxa hard one i think i would defo have a threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a question for you OP,

There's a gorgeous naked woman on front of you.

She beacons you over and suggestively opens her legs, as she licks her lips.

..But there's a lovely big juicy apple, right next to her, looking really hot (got the long slit already prepared and everything)

What do you do??"

Look for the little sticker on the apple to check which variety it is?

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"Do said fruits cover you in their seed?"

Oh god my tummy hurts now, I can't stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look on the internet at fruit porn

I only have sex alone

I know a tamoto grows on treees but if u can put in in a sanwich its a veg

People been fucking friut and veg for 100s years"

Anyone else slightly tempted to google fruit porn??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well thatsxa hard one i think i would defo have a threesome "

Fair play

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

"I get turned on by apples what fruits does other people like to make love to "

In “call my by your name”, there was a peach...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"How would anyone fuck a mushroom lol "

My goodness my pun went right over your head didn't it!?

Anyway if you get a big field mushroom then you would be fine! Wrap it around your cock and go, although there wouldn't be mushroom to spare!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha no your pun was goo funguy haha

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"You not like mushrooms whilst you are a FUNGUY!?

Wow i've heard of dad jokes but mom jokes are actually funny"

At least someone got it!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the best thread I’ve ever seen on here

Howling with laughter x

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Are you an organic apple fucker

Or do you just fuck what ever you fancy, like a bag of Russets from Tesco's or M&S mouthwatering Jazz apple's?

Do you own an apple tree?

What if you're out in the countryside and you stumble across an orchard do you get aroused?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha to right

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Welcome to the forums op. Hope you will keep posting the forums need more people like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do said fruits cover you in their seed?

Oh god my tummy hurts now, I can't stop

It's a ll that fruit! It's going right through you!

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

"Here's a question for you OP,

There's a gorgeous naked woman on front of you.

She beacons you over and suggestively opens her legs, as she licks her lips.

..But there's a lovely big juicy apple, right next to her, looking really hot (got the long slit already prepared and everything)

What do you do??

Look for the little sticker on the apple to check which variety it is?"

Yeah but why must we always put a label on everything?

If it's a sexy apple, it's a sexy apple.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Do you prefer red or green apples or are you not racist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I get my apples sent from japan there hokuto apples so theyvgrow 3 tomes bigger then normale .. and if im out walking and see a aple tree ibtake some pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you lick the gussets of russets! Or have you ever sucked cox!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"I get my apples sent from japan there hokuto apples so theyvgrow 3 tomes bigger then normale .. and if im out walking and see a aple tree ibtake some pics "

Try the reply and quote button , it will make it easier

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Do you lick the gussets of russets! Or have you ever sucked cox! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get my apples sent from japan there hokuto apples so theyvgrow 3 tomes bigger then normale .. and if im out walking and see a aple tree ibtake some pics

Try the reply and quote button , it will make it easier

Thank u om new to the forums so thanks for letting me know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you lick the gussets of russets! Or have you ever sucked cox!

I love this thread!

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

I'm still not sure of the OP's taking the pith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still not sure of the OP's taking the pith

Hahaha! Superb!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still not sure of the OP's taking the pith

No i just want to find like minded people who ate inro fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still not sure of the OP's taking the pith

No i just want to find like minded people who ate inro fruit"

I think most of the fruits are on Fab Guys!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

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"Are you an organic apple fucker

Or do you just fuck what ever you fancy, like a bag of Russets from Tesco's or M&S mouthwatering Jazz apple's?

Do you own an apple tree?

What if you're out in the countryside and you stumble across an orchard do you get aroused?

Ss"

Don't you mean Jizz apples?!

And OP do you sing to them too? You know "Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree With Anyone Else But Me"

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

Well this has been entertaining

Feeling well fruity now though!

Now where's that punnet of nectarines?

They're all going to get it tonight!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

You can all kiss my ass - its a peach!

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

"You can all kiss my ass - its a peach!

It sure is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why an apple if you want a thrill try grabbing hold of a pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked a punnet of strawberries once! Afterwards my mates called me jammy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucked a punnet of strawberries once! Afterwards my mates called me jammy!"

Haha class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have, on my travels across pornsites, stumbled across men fucking watermelons.

I did get mildly aroused watching one chap but that was because he was grunting and moaning so much i got caught up in the moment.

Usually they use Watermelons and not Cantalopes. I’m guessing less seeds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok everyone its been intresting but im off to bed tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have, on my travels across pornsites, stumbled across men fucking watermelons.

I did get mildly aroused watching one chap but that was because he was grunting and moaning so much i got caught up in the moment.

Usually they use Watermelons and not Cantalopes. I’m guessing less seeds.

The fewer seeds, the less chance of getting pregnant, I suppose!

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I may rub a rhubarb and see what happens

Now that's just kinky!!

In fact OP have you considered going really hard core and having a group session with a fruit salad?!

This....

Hahaha haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have, on my travels across pornsites, stumbled across men fucking watermelons.

I did get mildly aroused watching one chap but that was because he was grunting and moaning so much i got caught up in the moment.

Usually they use Watermelons and not Cantalopes. I’m guessing less seeds.

The fewer seeds, the less chance of getting pregnant, I suppose!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why an apple if you want a thrill try grabbing hold of a pineapple

Pineapple burns my lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no words

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By *oss877Man
over a year ago

derby

"I may rub a rhubarb and see what happens

Now that's just kinky!!

In fact OP have you considered going really hard core and having a group session with a fruit salad?!

This....

Hahaha haha.. "

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no words"

Your name says all that's needed! Are you a fruit lover too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no words

Your name says all that's needed! Are you a fruit lover too?"

Only when it’s in a trifle

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By *ightboy69Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Ex used to love filling all her holes with fruit and veg .

Cucumber/ aubergine/ and cucumber were favourites

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like a pink lady but.....apples? I don’t see the appeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why an apple if you want a thrill try grabbing hold of a pineapple

Pineapple burns my lips."

Really! Blimey

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By *exy fucker bikerMan
over a year ago

kent

Fruit mate you need to get a date

Get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fruit mate you need to get a date

Get out more "

C’mon a date would barely cover his tip!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Fruit mate you need to get a date

Get out more

C’mon a date would barely cover his tip!"

I'm sure he could fig-ure it out

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I love this thread from my head tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get turned on by apples what fruits does other people like to make love to "
kumquat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fruit mate you need to get a date

Get out more

C’mon a date would barely cover his tip!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no words"

Liar that’s 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is hilarious. Apparently a Swiss Roll is a thing to fuck too I've just heard. Bizarre!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"I love this thread from my head tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op you keep your apples I would sooner find a nice lady and put it in Cider

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By *wo Big GuysCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Reading

Either the OP has a small cock or access to very large apples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either the OP has a small cock or access to very large apples

Hakuto apples from japan they grow 3 times bigger then normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like eating apples and other types of fruit...that’s where it stops for me....

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By *adcat1961Woman
over a year ago

colchester

Guess he getting one of his five a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get turned on by apples what fruits does other people like to make love to "

Awww, just thinking about the size of hole an apple corer makes and feeling sad for you.

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By *entleman of GirthMan
over a year ago

Lingfield

If you like cox’s - does that mean you’re gay?

I prefer pink ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U make a long slit in the apple and fuck it"

I cant see the Appel here to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U make a long slit in the apple and fuck it

I cant see the Appel here to be honest

"
appeal ha

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Anyone want to share a banana?

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

this is still going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lifes to short not to express your self and no i dont eat my sex partners"

Just dispose of them?!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Is the apple still on the tree or on the shelf in Asda when you enter it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following

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By *ornyyorksMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't a watermelon be a lot easier? At least you can sink into the squishy softness, once you've made a hole on the outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op please please pretty please change your name to the man from del Monte. He had trouble saying no to fruit as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have just read the whole thread it’s hilarious, best thread ever

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By *ildjianMan
over a year ago

London

I fucked my girlfriend in an apple orchard once.

I came in cider.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Seems the OP has moved on from fruit to fruitcases if his latest thread is anything to go by

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucked my girlfriend in an apple orchard once.

I came in cider."

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

What kind of mad man has sex with fruit ?

You must be fucking bananas?!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"What kind of mad man has sex with fruit ?

You must be fucking bananas?!

The sort that gets turned on by Donald Trump apparently

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By *ildjianMan
over a year ago

London

Donald Apple Tree Trump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need photographic evidence I reckon."

Afraid to look.

Think I will settle for the real thing or Rosey Palm

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By *b793Man
over a year ago

Yeovil

i did once fuck a watermelon when i was younger, was interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i did once fuck a watermelon when i was younger, was interesting"

Omg? It’s like America pie on here

How did it feel? A bit hard and scratchy?

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