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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why did you choose yours?

I chose mine because Ruby is red which I think is an erotic colour and wild because I'm a wild child.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Mine was chosen by a sequence of 4 random keys that I'd hit on the keyboard. Yep, I really was that devoid of inspiration!

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Think mine says what I want it to. Above anything else I'm just happy to chat.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Colnbrook Heathrow

I am Indian and Pakistani mix - easiest described by the word Desi and the second part - do I even need to explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

idiotathome because I like idiot abroad and im not really an idiot but I am a bit daft at times x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is shit, it's just my nickname

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

because apparently I look like one after having had some fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"because apparently I look like one after having had some fun "

Don't know about that but jeez your bum looks amazing.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest


"because apparently I look like one after having had some fun "

Do you mean when you have a mouth full of nuts?

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"idiotathome because I like idiot abroad and im not really an idiot but I am a bit daft at times x "

Erm....your username isn't idiotathome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"idiotathome because I like idiot abroad and im not really an idiot but I am a bit daft at times x

Erm....your username isn't idiotathome "

Pleased you've said that, I thought I was being thick and missing something.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Used to be superramfan, but changed to Ace about 5 years ago, it's just a play on words and was the position I played at Rugby

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I wanted mine to reflect what I'm looking for , and thought it pretty much covers most things

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

I just went with _wingfellow this time but my last profile was _wingfellow hawke. Not sure if any of you remember airwolf

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Mines pretty obvious.

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the Blade films - all strengths, no weaknesses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was just my nick name at work.

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By *LkinkyfunCouple
over a year ago

stockport

Hubby chose it

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

Self explanatory really lol .

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By *ink and inkedCouple
over a year ago

Essex

When we first got together I had pink hair and he was inked

Now I have the ink too but thankfully he doesn’t have pink hair lol

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

It’s what women say when they see my erection...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"because apparently I look like one after having had some fun "

Argh, cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mines self explanatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did you choose yours?

I chose mine because Ruby is red which I think is an erotic colour and wild because I'm a wild child."

because the woman who told me about fab said your a gentleman but filth in the bedroom so you should fit in fine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it was funnier than pull my plonker as everyone giggles at fart jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mines self explanatory "

you do have a lovely Tanned bottom

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I live in Wales and the sun was shining when I joined ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rudeboy .......because I’m Jamaican

Cane.......because that was my college mascot

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Chillout - I chose it because it describes my personality; friendly, laid back, easygoing, chilled out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/06/18 07:08:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it’s me

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Because large big cock 9 million was taken, and I just chop of the word Witter from wittertainment (hello to Jason Isaacs) and add wetter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just our initials and where we met

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Frigidbigdom was taken.

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By *ommon_usernameMan
over a year ago

home

I wanted the most common username for the site

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Why did you choose yours?

I chose mine because Ruby is red which I think is an erotic colour and wild because I'm a wild child."

My mother's maiden name was Keycock and I like Bees.

*true story

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"idiotathome because I like idiot abroad and im not really an idiot but I am a bit daft at times x "

I'd say you've pretty much nailed the daft part chap.

You do know what your username is, yes?

Or..... do you have 2 accounts and just not realised which one you're logged on with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What my friends Mum said as she took me in hand at the age of 17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well always charming blue eyes tick! Blinder=it’s in the blood so yeah it makes sense thinking about a change but I’m happy with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a type of peach. Like my arse.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Mine is a type of peach. Like my arse. "

Ohhhhhhh the arse of Heaven....

*Inserts punding heart emoji.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Wish we put more effort into ours, only joined to check out SIN guest list - we were not expecting to use profile

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

Hope ours is pretty self explanatory!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wanted a name not attached to the rest of my online presence. And I wear swing dresses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's pretty self explanatory

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Ours was from the film "The Accused". Jeez it's a powerful film. Mr.S is really Mr.S (hubbs) xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will let u guess....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We live in Norfolk and love a good play on words. Dare you to say it out loud

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By *tuartsCelloCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Fairly obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrH chose ours...although technically it should be NorthEastLincolnshirers

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By *sRedbbwWoman
over a year ago

Amwythig

Originally miss read because I'm an avid reader and a writer. Then someone I was seeing started saying I was insatiable and I've got red hair so the name was changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause we love grinding and bumping both in and out the bedroom

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By *tary47Couple
over a year ago

mold

Stu + Mary = Stary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MrH chose ours...although technically it should be NorthEastLincolnshirers "

So fake codheads then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is a type of peach. Like my arse. "

I did always wonder that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MrH chose ours...although technically it should be NorthEastLincolnshirers

So fake codheads then lol "

Nope. Wrong size of t’river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MrH chose ours...although technically it should be NorthEastLincolnshirers

So fake codheads then lol

Nope. Wrong size of t’river "

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Star sign and I'm a male - yep I was stuck for ideas when I created this profile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last larp character got excommunicated from his church so I decided to use it (yes i know. Nerd alert)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was just my nick name at work. "

Assets like yours and “High Heals” was the best they could do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just H’s birth year ... quick decision when we joined, had planned to change it but I quite like it. Makes me smirk when I think about the rhyme to do with the queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opera lovers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos I am!

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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire East

Because I am in fact a whore for reylo

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We're a couple looking for a female hence _wo4fem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos thats what i love to eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs no explanation

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By *ubenesque.Woman
over a year ago

over by there

Spent half an hour saving a ladybird from a swimming pool in Cap d'agde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr insatiable because I thought I couldn’t be satisfied. Now mr wrong with the b because that’s my initial and most of the antics I get up to on here are a bit wrong. Perhaps mr arsehole would have been more suitable

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

We chose ours as it says more about our humour than "that film" We enjoy a good laugh and try not to take ourselves too seriously. It is kind of memorable and have people message us to say they like it, so it does start conversations. We enjoy that aspect of fab.

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)

Because I'm from NZ and my hair is grey. The rest is a randomish number as the original (without a number) was already taken and I couldn't be bothered going through the increments to find the first one that was free

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Mine because i have a tattoo

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm a _uxom redhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a _uxom redhead "

Yes, yes you are!

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Well I used to be beergut100 after the group but no one got the humour then I was watching natural born killers with a female friend and we came up with this one x

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

Edward is my middle name and someone in a club said I was good enough to eat. Kind of made sense

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By *heothercouple1000Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

We were watching the film 'The Other Women' the night we joined Fab so we called ourselves 'The Other Couple'.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I used to have a different username. It was too long so I wanted a shorter one to make logging in quicker.

I looked at words near me and saw Vine on a book.

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By *heothercouple1000Couple
over a year ago

Coventry


"We were watching the film 'The Other Women' the night we joined Fab so we called ourselves 'The Other Couple'."

The Other Woman, not women.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Lack of imagination

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Think mine is self explanatory as are alot of other user names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was "The_Cute_One", and she wanted to be my Kitten sooo...

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of us is from Swindon. The other is from Gloucester. We are a couple. We didn’t mean for the word swing to be there and confuse people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of our pics show the reason for ours being initials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quiet and I have kinks.

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By *achiatoMan
over a year ago

Fife

Italian for "big fat pepper"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine because it maybe gives the impression of being pure and innocent when I’m the complete opposite!!!

Plus I love Disney!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine because it maybe gives the impression of being pure and innocent when I’m the complete opposite!!!

Plus I love Disney!! "

So if its down to cartoons il be

Mr gru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's my name and I was 47 2 years ago

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Mine because it maybe gives the impression of being pure and innocent when I’m the complete opposite!!!

Plus I love Disney!! "

A women who gets involved with seven men... Haha, innocent don't make us laugh.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Before we became a couple we were fucking doggy style and it must have been ok as Mrs bit a hole in the sofa!

So when we set up the couples profile this was the logical choice of username

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By *ock.sucker300Man
over a year ago

nr wellington

does what it says on the tin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u check out our profile u will figure ours out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before we became a couple we were fucking doggy style and it must have been ok as Mrs bit a hole in the sofa!

So when we set up the couples profile this was the logical choice of username "

Now that's impressive

C

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By *oulja 100Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Former occupation with a spelling twist to keep it fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am just that guy

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Because I love sensual sex and I am a gentleman in life and in bed, until it’s time not to be!!!

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

NE

Utopia ,,, , we wish or like to think we live in a perfect Utopia,,,, G as it’s my nick name,

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere


"Before we became a couple we were fucking doggy style and it must have been ok as Mrs bit a hole in the sofa!

So when we set up the couples profile this was the logical choice of username

Now that's impressive

Well we did almost change it after we broke the bed and then found some holes in the pillow cases in a hotel room!

But

Thesoftfurnishingdestroyers

Didn’t have the same ring to it

C"

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By *ilNdoCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ours just amused us but didn't really think it through - it sounds really lame when we have to introduced ourselves at new clubs etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit of an animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know really, I thought it was kind of clever. It was either this one or Inspect Her Gadget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Describes our relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a character called Keisha from the Zadie Smith book NW. I saw the BBC adaptation and it was the first time I saw a black woman who was into swinging (in a way) and the character resonated with me at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TV guide flipped open randomly and stabbed with a pin.

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By *ertsDrewMan
over a year ago

Hitchin

I was part of the couples profile of ?????-n-Drew. But now it's "Only-Drew" because it's factual and because it sounds a bit like the title of the old Platters' song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nickname at football as someone had the same first name so Gijoe got shouted out and it stuck...a lot of the lads at footie didn’t ever know my real name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It explains the side i came here to explore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An indicator of our age, plus we are exploring together, and I suppose we are all here together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

..based on the perception some people have of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those old enough to remember Quantum Leap. Every time Sam "Leaped" into an new host he would say the words "Oh Boy"

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Mine sums up what I like to do most - the MK part stood for where I lived (Milton Keynes), but is redundant now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Luke is my name, I'm not vain enough to call myself hot so I used lukewarm as that went well with my name and I was born in 1991

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours used to be bibbwstraightman cause we were and it’s evolved to bibbs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not saying as you got to work it out yourself s

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By *isobedient-Bi-BoudoirCouple
over a year ago

Central london

naughty times and share secrets XxXx

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I left my old life behind, changed everything about myself, created something new...

A friend commented that watching my transformation was like watching a Phoenix rise from the ashes, the nickname stuck.

AdAstra, Latin for to the stars, and part of the RAF motto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foreign, because it's sounds better than job stealing immigrant and Gentleman, because I'm gentle in bed, like a flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I don't cuddle randomers off the intenrnet how you end up chained to a radiator in someone's basement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to kiss. Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KD Lang was on the radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well Luke is my name, I'm not vain enough to call myself hot so I used lukewarm as that went well with my name and I was born in 1991"

Obviously being born in 1991 you don't remember Christopher Biggins extremely camp character in Porridge called Lukewarm.

To those of us over a certain age, Lukewarm will always be as camp as the fairy on a pink Christmas tree.

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By *HEEKY MISTAMan
over a year ago

Beds

Simply my love for Whiskey and 69ers lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some great usernames and explanations on here. Thanks everyone for your comments. Some of you are really imaginative

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Some great usernames and explanations on here. Thanks everyone for your comments. Some of you are really imaginative "

Not sure mine needs explaining lol

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

This had been a nickname which I had previous been given but gone into disuse as friendships changed so was reasonably annonymous. Its source is fairly simple as I live in Hampshire and ride scooters.

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

.

"Blondie and short balding middle age guy" was a bit of a mouthful so picked something shorter! x

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By *etal MickeyMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

I think mine is another self explanatory one

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By *orn KinkyTV/TS
over a year ago

cardiff

Well, i believe that being truly kinky is something you’re born with, you can’t learn it.

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By *entleman of GirthMan
over a year ago

Forest Row


"Opera lovers."

Love it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I think mine's fuckin obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the original. I prefer insatiable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a nickname unfortunately nothing exciting

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Ms because I'm not married GivesWood because I like to

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Juciy because I can’t spell and ass because I’ve been told it’s my best feature better than juciycock which is sooo last year

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By *offee with MilkCouple
over a year ago

Over the roundabout and then turn right.

It describes our skin colours - ish

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By *illieWoman
over a year ago

Do not accommodate

We're folk who live on a hill... simples

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By * little bit naughtyCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

Because we are ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back to the original. I prefer insatiable. "

I rather like your choice of location

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back to the original. I prefer insatiable.

I rather like your choice of location "

It’s definitely ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just used my real name, works quite well me'thinks.

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By *ustylustybbwbabeWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Because I am all of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's pretty self explanatory "

Are you a terrible plumber?

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over a year ago


"Ms because I'm not married GivesWood because I like to "

You do

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over a year ago

Cos I like to eat a lot

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over a year ago


"Cos I like to eat a lot "

A lot of monsters? Or yogurts?

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over a year ago


"Cos I like to eat a lot

A lot of monsters? Or yogurts?"

Yogurts most definitely

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over a year ago

We tend to only meet at clubs...

And we like to play hard

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over a year ago

I look cuddley but I'm not like a bag of hedgehogs

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