FabSwingers.com forum: What do you consider to be a ‘bush’?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve received so many messages since putting my most recent photo up, complimenting my ‘bush’.. but I don’t think it is one! It’s trimmed pretty short with shaved edges and underneath.

What do you think counts as a bush? I’m curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If two birds can nest in it then it’s officially a bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After careful and detailed examination, it's a bush

A lovely one too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If two birds can nest in it then it’s officially a bush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After careful and detailed examination, it's a bush

A lovely one too

But what makes it qualify?

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By *onandCouple
over a year ago

Cheadle

Well groomed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd like to kiss it whatever it is ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it is more than a small strip of hair it is considered (by myself) a bush. But a bush isnt necessarily bushy.

If it has potential to become stuck in my teeth ill refer to it as bush.

Glad i cleared that up for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it is more than a small strip of hair it is considered (by myself) a bush. But a bush isnt necessarily bushy.

If it has potential to become stuck in my teeth ill refer to it as bush.

Glad i cleared that up for you

I highly doubt mine would get stuck in anyone’s teeth.. the tops trimmed short and the rest is smooth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say yours is neatly trimmed bush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would say yours is neatly trimmed bush. "

Interesting.. looking back at the photo it looks longer than it is to be honest.

Not that I mind what people want to call it, but I’ve always considered a bush to be longer/more natural and be the whole area not just the top.

Though I suppose with pubic hair getting more rare, it might seem a lot to some people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we are describing it with Garden metaphors I’d call it a small patch of grass compared to a bush.

I much prefer grass to a bush! A bush is when it’s all natural and not touched or trimmed for some time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t call yours a bush at all. I bush is as nature intended, not trimmed at all. Yours looks like a very well manicured lawn with perfectly trimmed edges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say yours is neatly trimmed bush.

Interesting.. looking back at the photo it looks longer than it is to be honest.

Not that I mind what people want to call it, but I’ve always considered a bush to be longer/more natural and be the whole area not just the top.

Though I suppose with pubic hair getting more rare, it might seem a lot to some people.

Mine is more natural as in longer hair. Mine would defiantly get in your teeth.

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By *onandCouple
over a year ago

Cheadle

Whatever it’s called as long as you are happy with it stick with it! It suits you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After careful and detailed examination, it's a bush

A lovely one too

But what makes it qualify? "

If the hair isn't sparse and it's at least a triangle it's a bush to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If after putting on your knicks it sticks out the sides, you know you are in bush territory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever it’s called as long as you are happy with it stick with it! It suits you. X"

I definitely will, what anyone else thinks won’t influence it, but thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If after putting on your knicks it sticks out the sides, you know you are in bush territory."

Mine doesn’t!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If we are describing it with Garden metaphors I’d call it a small patch of grass compared to a bush.

I much prefer grass to a bush! A bush is when it’s all natural and not touched or trimmed for some time "

"I wouldn’t call yours a bush at all. I bush is as nature intended, not trimmed at all. Yours looks like a very well manicured lawn with perfectly trimmed edges. "

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we are describing it with Garden metaphors I’d call it a small patch of grass compared to a bush.

I much prefer grass to a bush! A bush is when it’s all natural and not touched or trimmed for some time

I wouldn’t call yours a bush at all. I bush is as nature intended, not trimmed at all. Yours looks like a very well manicured lawn with perfectly trimmed edges.

Agreed!"

Next time you tend to it, can we please have the lawn stripes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we are describing it with Garden metaphors I’d call it a small patch of grass compared to a bush.

I much prefer grass to a bush! A bush is when it’s all natural and not touched or trimmed for some time

I wouldn’t call yours a bush at all. I bush is as nature intended, not trimmed at all. Yours looks like a very well manicured lawn with perfectly trimmed edges.

Agreed!

Next time you tend to it, can we please have the lawn stripes please."

That would be amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Next time you tend to it, can we please have the lawn stripes please."

I’ve tried doing shapes a few times but it never ends well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next time you tend to it, can we please have the lawn stripes please.

I’ve tried doing shapes a few times but it never ends well...

Perhaps you need someone with steady artistic fingers to assist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine. Not touched it for months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind either but hate the itchy prickly regrowth x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If two birds can nest in it then it’s officially a bush.

Does a family if doormice count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bush for me is a triangle shape that covers all the nice interesting parts between the thighs to increase the hunting for and the intensity of the aroma. Love au natural bring it back ladies please. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If two birds can nest in it then it’s officially a bush.

Does a family if doormice count? "

No, I think that would qualify for the next one upon the scale of hairiness, not quite sure what thatwould be tho, I’ve lost my hairy scale handbook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talented topiary.

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By *rEyeSpyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

I don’t think it’s bush level, maybe muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If two birds can nest in it then it’s officially a bush.

Does a family if doormice count?

No, I think that would qualify for the next one upon the scale of hairiness, not quite sure what thatwould be tho, I’ve lost my hairy scale handbook."

A shrubbery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve received so many messages since putting my most recent photo up, complimenting my ‘bush’.. but I don’t think it is one! It’s trimmed pretty short with shaved edges and underneath.

What do you think counts as a bush? I’m curious

a nicely trimmed lawn,

but whatever you want to call it it looks beautiful and so nice to see a younger lady sporting a bit of hair

the rest of you looks pretty damn fine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve received so many messages since putting my most recent photo up, complimenting my ‘bush’.. but I don’t think it is one! It’s trimmed pretty short with shaved edges and underneath.

What do you think counts as a bush? I’m curious

a nicely trimmed lawn,

but whatever you want to call it it looks beautiful and so nice to see a younger lady sporting a bit of hair

the rest of you looks pretty damn fine too"

we maybe a little cheeky but maybe a better view of it would help us all make our minds up,

oh please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve received so many messages since putting my most recent photo up, complimenting my ‘bush’.. but I don’t think it is one! It’s trimmed pretty short with shaved edges and underneath.

What do you think counts as a bush? I’m curious

a nicely trimmed lawn,

but whatever you want to call it it looks beautiful and so nice to see a younger lady sporting a bit of hair

the rest of you looks pretty damn fine too"

Thank you! Seems to be getting rare these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

full grown, burst mattress = bush

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Self-professed bush connoisseur here. Anything that resembles a furry triangle and has some length and/or thickness to it I'd class as a bush. I'd still class being shaven underneath and still being hairy up top as having a bush as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve received so many messages since putting my most recent photo up, complimenting my ‘bush’.. but I don’t think it is one! It’s trimmed pretty short with shaved edges and underneath.

What do you think counts as a bush? I’m curious

Hawthorn bushes. Farmers swear by them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moses had a burning bush....

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

I’d say it’s a bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve received so many messages since putting my most recent photo up, complimenting my ‘bush’.. but I don’t think it is one! It’s trimmed pretty short with shaved edges and underneath.

What do you think counts as a bush? I’m curious

A bush is defined as a woody plant with multiple stems arising at ground level as opposed to a tree which has only one. Hope that clears things up for you.

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By *heeseandWineCouple
over a year ago

Reading and Southampton

"Self-professed bush connoisseur here. Anything that resembles a furry triangle and has some length and/or thickness to it I'd class as a bush. I'd still class being shaven underneath and still being hairy up top as having a bush as well."
We agree Howard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s just the way I like it.

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