FabSwingers.com forum: The Anti-match Thread

By *ed wine OP Man
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

Fancies, fabbathons, kiss&fuck, best pictures of the above... Naaahhh.

Why would you NEVER meet the user above? ( and distance is not an excuse)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he looks like he is into weird shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he has a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she’s too beautiful for me

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

because i would get jealous of her boobs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Becuase I don't do women...

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Becuase I don't do women... "

well there is that as well...

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Because coming from Norwich she's probably Alan Partridge's PA Lynne

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Because coming from Norwich she's probably Alan Partridge's PA Lynne

coz I cant see their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because coming from Norwich she's probably Alan Partridge's PA Lynne

coz I cant see their profile"

I don't want my ear cut off

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

That was Mr. Blonde.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was Mr. Blonde."

Comedic license/guilt by association. Take your pick

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"That was Mr. Blonde.

Comedic license/guilt by association. Take your pick

Don't meet TV/TS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like people called Nikki sorry

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Because he's not meeting neither am I

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Don't like people called Nikki sorry "

You're probably a ball and great guy... But even bearded fellows have beard envy.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Because I already have wood....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because men aren’t my thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because too old

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

She's straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because..... because.....shite.

Fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To hard to do this lol x

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By *ndecidedMan
over a year ago

London

Because.....Because.....erm, my wooden leg is being varnished!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Because.....Because.....erm, my wooden leg is being varnished!"

He's too far away for me.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Because.....Because.....erm, my wooden leg is being varnished!

He's too far away for me. "

Can't think of one, expect I'm unavailable during the day

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Too young. Fishy but definatley too young

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Fishy??? Ffs DISHY lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs too small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobs too small"

Your a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you're sexist?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you're sexist?!"

Because you’re only a year older than my daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I don't like fab lollies

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

because I am scarred of monsters...

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"because I am scarred of monsters..."

She scared of monsters, no good for me I need someone to cuddle up and hide behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because hes str8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she's straight

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By *ixFoot2nFun4UMan
over a year ago

gosport

Because i stand no chance! Far too hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she lives by the sea and that makes me jealous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos I have those knickers and she wears them better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos I have those knickers and she wears them better

Well, you’re now my favourite

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Cos I have those knickers and she wears them better

Well, you’re now my favourite

because she has favorites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos I have those knickers and she wears them better

Well, you’re now my favourite

because she has favorites

Her whip scares me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am 32 and have a 32 waist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because his beard would stick to mine like velcro

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Because his beard would stick to mine like velcro "

Because she has a great arse - but no willy! Xx

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By *Mids guyMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

Because you look like my old English teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos I have those knickers and she wears them better

Well, you’re now my favourite

because she has favorites

Her whip scares me

I have also have a whip double the length.. the glitter makes it less scary though

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Cos I have those knickers and she wears them better

Well, you’re now my favourite

because she has favorites

Her whip scares me

I have also have a whip double the length.. the glitter makes it less scary though

because her whip scares me!! it's just a piece of rope in my hands

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Because _appy squirrel is not into women x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because _appy squirrel is not into women x"

because she blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she likes to build up the anticipation of a meet with messages, and it is not for me so I move on. Plus she wants ppl to read her profile !

Hate ppl with a lot of requests that seems silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because _appy squirrel is not into women x

because she blocked me

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because his beard would tickle my baldy fandan.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Because _appy squirrel is not into women x

because she blocked me

Haha "

Because the way he says ‘penis ‘ totally cracks me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because _appy squirrel is not into women x

because she blocked me

Haha

Because the way he says ‘penis ‘ totally cracks me up!

Because she is out of my league.

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Because he is only 5’8” and I “mrs” am nearly 6’ xx

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

because I don't like "quality time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot squirrel hot but doesn't like women. Rach x

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By *il.redCouple
over a year ago

ashford

"Hot squirrel hot but doesn't like women. Rach x"

Better boobs so make me feel insecure hehehe

That was hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waaaayyyyy out of my league, would be terrified to try lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waaaayyyyy out of my league, would be terrified to try lol"

He hangs a towel from his penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she looks so fit I'd cum before I went ??

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Because she looks so fit I'd cum before I went ??"

Because his winky sticks out of his underpants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she looks so fit I'd cum before I went ??

Because his winky sticks out of his underpants!

Because she rocks sexy secretary too well and i don't like competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she's too sexy and I like to be centre of attention when I go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she's too sexy and I like to be centre of attention when I go out"

I can’t get with her... I can’t read Goole without thinking of Poole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she's too sexy and I like to be centre of attention when I go out"

Because I could never compete with her for attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she's too sexy and I like to be centre of attention when I go out

Because I could never compete with her for attention"

Because I’d never leave to go to work

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By *ack in gillMan
over a year ago

Skegness/ ingoldmells

Because he has pubes xx

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD

Because I'm straight

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Because he has pubes xx"

Because they’re a couple

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he has pubes xx

Because they’re a couple

V x "

She hates married men

(Bit gutted actually

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Because he has pubes xx

Because they’re a couple

V x

She hates married men

(Bit gutted actually

There’s no reason at all that I wouldn’t meet him! Sorry op!

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Because he has pubes xx

Because they’re a couple

V x

She hates married men

(Bit gutted actually

Tad harsh. I don’t “hate” them

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Because he has pubes xx

Because they’re a couple

V x

She hates married men

(Bit gutted actually

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Tad harsh. I don’t “hate” them

Er .... um..... what if we have already ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I dont want her to fuck my ass with her strapon

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Because I dont want her to fuck my ass with her strapon "

Because he won't share his Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he likes Nutella.. plain wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I dont want her to fuck my ass with her strapon

Because he won't share his Nutella "

Because she is married and partner unaware.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Because I dont want her to fuck my ass with her strapon

Because he won't share his Nutella

Because she is married and partner unaware."

because your profile is hidden and I can fricking see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she'll rip my nuts out and stash them for winter, or so I've heard

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Because he has pubes xx

Because they’re a couple

V x

She hates married men

(Bit gutted actually

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Tad harsh. I don’t “hate” them

Er .... um..... what if we have already ?

Shhhhhhhh

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Because he has pubes xx

Because they’re a couple

V x

She hates married men

(Bit gutted actually

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Tad harsh. I don’t “hate” them

Er .... um..... what if we have already ?

Shhhhhhhh

Because - lovely though she is - she doesn’t have a willy! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he has pubes xx

Because they’re a couple

V x

She hates married men

(Bit gutted actually

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Tad harsh. I don’t “hate” them

Er .... um..... what if we have already ?

Shhhhhhhh

Because - lovely though she is - she doesn’t have a willy! X"

Far too sexy for little old me

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Because he has pubes xx

Because they’re a couple

V x

She hates married men

(Bit gutted actually

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Tad harsh. I don’t “hate” them

Er .... um..... what if we have already ?

Shhhhhhhh

Because - lovely though she is - she doesn’t have a willy! X"

I do

. Well not a real one.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Because she'll rip my nuts out and stash them for winter, or so I've heard

Because I can’t Fab his pictures!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Because she'll rip my nuts out and stash them for winter, or so I've heard

Because I can’t Fab his pictures!

if only you had a dick. ..

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Because she'll rip my nuts out and stash them for winter, or so I've heard

Because I can’t Fab his pictures!

if only you had a dick. .."

I’ve been called a dick! That any use?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Because she'll rip my nuts out and stash them for winter, or so I've heard

Because I can’t Fab his pictures!

if only you had a dick. ..

I’ve been called a dick! That any use?

your friends sound just like mine

but in my experience it hasn't helped being a dick when dick is needed

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