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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Reading an old article in Thought Catalog where they ask 45 people to describe the taste of vagina...

Anything and everything from a 9volt battery to ham, vinegar, mashed potatoes, an open wound, salad dressing and of course fish!

What say you about your last mouthful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As sweet as candy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very sweet, very moreish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach nectar

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very sweet, very moreish!"

Sweet as in ‘sugary’ (ie this cup of tea is very sweet) or sweet as in ‘very nice / good’ (“How are you my friend?” “Yeah, sweet man, sweet!”

I often hear people refer to a ‘sweet-tasting pussy’ and assume they mean ‘it tastes very nice’ rather than sugary sweet as I’m yet to taste a sugary sweet foof yet, but maybe I just haven’t met the right women!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think all have a unique taste can't be described as anything else, slightly sweet but with a little sharpness but nothing strong flavoured.

I did once find one that tasted like a cabbage I think it's because a hot tub had affected her ph levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peach nectar

Fuzz"

Better than Haribos?

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think all have a unique taste can't be described as anything else, slightly sweet but with a little sharpness but nothing strong flavoured.

I did once find one that tasted like a cabbage I think it's because a hot tub had affected her ph levels "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again. "

Think I threw up a little in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again. "

Just people of a larger size need to be aware . Interestingly people of all sizes can have things such as BV that affect the smell of vaginas. The "cabbage" cunt I was talking about wasn't overly large.... interestingly the beautiful BBW I played with the other week had the nicest tasting pussy I had ever come across so don't make this thread about size please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like rasberry ripple flavour pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think all have a unique taste can't be described as anything else, slightly sweet but with a little sharpness but nothing strong flavoured.

I did once find one that tasted like a cabbage I think it's because a hot tub had affected her ph levels "

Oh wow lol

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By *n_thy_kneesMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Mushrooms. Not sure of the variety though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think all have a unique taste can't be described as anything else, slightly sweet but with a little sharpness but nothing strong flavoured.

I did once find one that tasted like a cabbage I think it's because a hot tub had affected her ph levels "

Are you sure u wernt eating her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it tastes like bread she has a yeast infection

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By *apiGeeMan
over a year ago

Black Lush Naughtiest Town


"As sweet as candy"

Yes Yes Yes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it tastes like bread she has a yeast infection "

What a loaf of rubbish!

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it tastes like bread she has a yeast infection "
aaahh jesus

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again.

Just people of a larger size need to be aware . Interestingly people of all sizes can have things such as BV that affect the smell of vaginas. The "cabbage" cunt I was talking about wasn't overly large.... interestingly the beautiful BBW I played with the other week had the nicest tasting pussy I had ever come across so don't make this thread about size please "

I'm a larger lady and I've been told I have a lovely tasting vagina.

Anyone can have your personal hygiene and diet has a lot to do with taste

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I find a lot smell of prawns. (Fem)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following! As I love all the various flavours. (Clean ones of course)

You can tell by the person overall if they are not clean and I wouldn’t go anywhere near.

But I do love giving a good licking up to multiple orgasms. Been known to be down there for up to two hours. Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

latex she tasted of latex, never had that before, the after taste of the condom ?

Similar to sucking one of your toes, not especially overly fannytastic but very satisfying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it tastes like bread she has a yeast infection

What a loaf of rubbish!

Fuzz"

Don’t get a cob on about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 16 I used to get with this girl that tasted and smelled like strawberry’s. Fuck knows how she did it but it was the sweetest tasting pussy I’ve ever had the pleasure of burying my face in

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge


"Reading an old article in Thought Catalog where they ask 45 people to describe the taste of vagina...

Anything and everything from a 9volt battery to ham, vinegar, mashed potatoes, an open wound, salad dressing and of course fish!

What say you about your last mouthful? "

My favourite is creme egg flavour followed by caramel.

YUMMY.

Other than that I've never found two cats that taste the same and ad different in taste as they vary in looks.

There are too many variables involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it tastes like bread she has a yeast infection

What a loaf of rubbish!

Fuzz

Don’t get a cob on about it! "

We're too funny

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

McDonald’s chips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was 16 I used to get with this girl that tasted and smelled like strawberry’s. Fuck knows how she did it but it was the sweetest tasting pussy I’ve ever had the pleasure of burying my face in"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it tastes like bread she has a yeast infection

What a loaf of rubbish!

Fuzz

Don’t get a cob on about it! "

Crust me, and baguette about it. Ciabatta know I'm the master of buns.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it tastes like bread she has a yeast infection "

Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually sliced ham for all of them, same texture and taste as licking a slice of cold ham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really shouldn't of read this thread whilst eating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually sliced ham for all of them, same texture and taste as licking a slice of cold ham "

Interestingly it's never felt like cold ham for me...: maybe you didn't warm her up enough

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Smoked Pork Jowl with Pickles

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By *0nderMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I feel I should offer my services for the taste test challenge? I’m happy to post my findings if you wish lol

I’ve luckily not yet found one I haven’t enjoyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive experienced one that tasted of nothing at all, one that was quite sweet and another of coffee. Also a couple that werent very nice at all so i guess everyone is different. Ive yet to encounter one that tastes of donuts sadly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think all have a unique taste can't be described as anything else, slightly sweet but with a little sharpness but nothing strong flavoured.

I did once find one that tasted like a cabbage I think it's because a hot tub had affected her ph levels "

One of your Five a Day

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again.

Just people of a larger size need to be aware . Interestingly people of all sizes can have things such as BV that affect the smell of vaginas. The "cabbage" cunt I was talking about wasn't overly large.... interestingly the beautiful BBW I played with the other week had the nicest tasting pussy I had ever come across so don't make this thread about size please

I'm a larger lady and I've been told I have a lovely tasting vagina.

Anyone can have your personal hygiene and diet has a lot to do with taste "

This is by no means a dig at the larger lady, this woman clearly had issues with hygiene, we’ve got loads of larger friends we play with we are not sizest in any way. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive experienced one that tasted of nothing at all, one that was quite sweet and another of coffee. Also a couple that werent very nice at all so i guess everyone is different. Ive yet to encounter one that tastes of donuts sadly."

Haha. I'd love a custard one right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually sliced ham for all of them, same texture and taste as licking a slice of cold ham "

A fleshlight possibly? She was breathing right?

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again.

Just people of a larger size need to be aware . Interestingly people of all sizes can have things such as BV that affect the smell of vaginas. The "cabbage" cunt I was talking about wasn't overly large.... interestingly the beautiful BBW I played with the other week had the nicest tasting pussy I had ever come across so don't make this thread about size please "

Hello, it’s not about size, it was this woman had hygiene issues, and the thread was about tasting vaginas, we to have great friends who are larger ladies and I agree with you they all taste great in there own ways. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again.

Just people of a larger size need to be aware . Interestingly people of all sizes can have things such as BV that affect the smell of vaginas. The "cabbage" cunt I was talking about wasn't overly large.... interestingly the beautiful BBW I played with the other week had the nicest tasting pussy I had ever come across so don't make this thread about size please

I'm a larger lady and I've been told I have a lovely tasting vagina.

Anyone can have your personal hygiene and diet has a lot to do with taste

This is by no means a dig at the larger lady, this woman clearly had issues with hygiene, we’ve got loads of larger friends we play with we are not sizest in any way. X"

Still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last pushy tasted of sweet and sour pork with egg fried rice, I must remember not to order from that Chinese place again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My last pushy tasted of sweet and sour pork with egg fried rice, I must remember not to order from that Chinese place again"

Maybe use chopstix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again.

Just people of a larger size need to be aware . Interestingly people of all sizes can have things such as BV that affect the smell of vaginas. The "cabbage" cunt I was talking about wasn't overly large.... interestingly the beautiful BBW I played with the other week had the nicest tasting pussy I had ever come across so don't make this thread about size please

Hello, it’s not about size, it was this woman had hygiene issues, and the thread was about tasting vaginas, we to have great friends who are larger ladies and I agree with you they all taste great in there own ways. X"

I'm only going on what you said. Quote "people of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygeine is a must"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz"

Goes off to lick her mobile and compare

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again.

Just people of a larger size need to be aware . Interestingly people of all sizes can have things such as BV that affect the smell of vaginas. The "cabbage" cunt I was talking about wasn't overly large.... interestingly the beautiful BBW I played with the other week had the nicest tasting pussy I had ever come across so don't make this thread about size please

Hello, it’s not about size, it was this woman had hygiene issues, and the thread was about tasting vaginas, we to have great friends who are larger ladies and I agree with you they all taste great in there own ways. X

I'm only going on what you said. Quote "people of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygeine is a must" "

Sorry, bad choice of words, forgiveness is begged. X

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Concrete mixed with gone off strawberry..with a dash of hay and lime

Something along those lines

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby


"Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again.

Just people of a larger size need to be aware . Interestingly people of all sizes can have things such as BV that affect the smell of vaginas. The "cabbage" cunt I was talking about wasn't overly large.... interestingly the beautiful BBW I played with the other week had the nicest tasting pussy I had ever come across so don't make this thread about size please

I'm a larger lady and I've been told I have a lovely tasting vagina.

Anyone can have your personal hygiene and diet has a lot to do with taste

This is by no means a dig at the larger lady, this woman clearly had issues with hygiene, we’ve got loads of larger friends we play with we are not sizest in any way. X"

Maybe you shouldn’t have said “just people of a larger size need to be aware” then..........

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz"

I suppose a phone screen has sweat and dead skin cells on it

So yea can see where your coming from

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

My mates always think I’m weird as I love a smelly one.

Loved it when the nun played and she had been to work all day and wanted oral.

Add a bit of pee to it and yummy yummy I love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz"

Been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz

Goes off to lick her mobile and compare "

And the results?.......

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choccy hash brownie...or is that what I just ate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz

I suppose a phone screen has sweat and dead skin cells on it

So yea can see where your coming from"

I only tried it because I've got a massive crack running across my screen

Fuzz

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fish,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz

Goes off to lick her mobile and compare

And the results?.......

Fuzz"

No flavour really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz

Goes off to lick her mobile and compare

And the results?.......

Fuzz

No flavour really "

pH neutral?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz

Goes off to lick her mobile and compare

And the results?.......

Fuzz

No flavour really

pH neutral?

Fuzz"

Maybe slightly alkaline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken!!!

We thought most things taste of chicken, or was it just fowl.

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By *hris196750Man
over a year ago

northallerton


"Actually sliced ham for all of them, same texture and taste as licking a slice of cold ham "
cheers for that ive just eaten a cold ham sandwich while reading comments couldn't taste pussy in it though

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

One woman I dated tasted of beef flavoured crisps.

She went really well with a pint of beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some tasted good one girl in a club sticks in my mind OMG soooo good!! Some not that good not their fault,long as they are clean shaved and the chemistry is there and the physical attraction I’ll have a little lick

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By *lbaLadMan
over a year ago

Fort William


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz"

No, but years ago I did lick one that tasted of glossy magazine

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

I once had a girlfriend that had a really weird taste - a kind of meallic tang that left an oily feeling in my mouth for hours afterwards... I'd never tasted anything quite like it - not particularly unpleasant per sé, but very distinctive.

Anyway, long story short, several years later I bumped into her sister in a shopping centre, had a chat, followed by a drink, followed by some rather wild sex... She tasted EXACTLY the same!

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By *lk_JagMan
over a year ago

Tower Bridge

That's far too funny lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once had a girlfriend that had a really weird taste - a kind of meallic tang that left an oily feeling in my mouth for hours afterwards... I'd never tasted anything quite like it - not particularly unpleasant per sé, but very distinctive.

Anyway, long story short, several years later I bumped into her sister in a shopping centre, had a chat, followed by a drink, followed by some rather wild sex... She tasted EXACTLY the same!"

Sibling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mates always think I’m weird as I love a smelly one.

Loved it when the nun played and she had been to work all day and wanted oral.

Add a bit of pee to it and yummy yummy I love it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz

I suppose a phone screen has sweat and dead skin cells on it

So yea can see where your coming from

I only tried it because I've got a massive crack running across my screen

Fuzz"

Same here oh my god

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By *oloandsaabWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"When I was 16 I used to get with this girl that tasted and smelled like strawberry’s. Fuck knows how she did it but it was the sweetest tasting pussy I’ve ever had the pleasure of burying my face in"

The jelly trick

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"My mates always think I’m weird as I love a smelly one.

Loved it when the nun played and she had been to work all day and wanted oral.

Add a bit of pee to it and yummy yummy I love it. "

I thought the same , a nun ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are hundreds of different factors that can change the way a vaginas smells and tastes, first of which is the mentality and thoughts of the person doing the tasting so to speak. If someone is very attracted to another person they tend to think positive thoughts and relate it to something that they like.

If there are very strong smells and tastes then there is usually something up, usually their pH levels but dependant of weather there is anything more serious at work pelvic inflammatory disease or BV and other such things as simple as yeast invections.

Another reason for this is the diet that the person may have, if they eat lots of a acidic foods then there will be more acidic ph levels again making it taste and smell different.

And one thing that many don't realise is that people who smoke also have a different smelling and tasting vagina due to the chemicals within cigarettes that are absorbed into the blood stream through the lungs and again changing the levels of pH.

Of course there is always poor hygiene which would cause bad smells and tastes the same way that if anyone goes for a run or to the gym and gets sweaty then a bad smell is given off exactly the same accours down below.

If you were to be of complete health have a healthy balanced diet, non smoker and took regular physical activity then the taste of a vagina should be neutral and almost taste of nothing.

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By *oloandsaabWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"There are hundreds of different factors that can change the way a vaginas smells and tastes, first of which is the mentality and thoughts of the person doing the tasting so to speak. If someone is very attracted to another person they tend to think positive thoughts and relate it to something that they like.

If there are very strong smells and tastes then there is usually something up, usually their pH levels but dependant of weather there is anything more serious at work pelvic inflammatory disease or BV and other such things as simple as yeast invections.

Another reason for this is the diet that the person may have, if they eat lots of a acidic foods then there will be more acidic ph levels again making it taste and smell different.

And one thing that many don't realise is that people who smoke also have a different smelling and tasting vagina due to the chemicals within cigarettes that are absorbed into the blood stream through the lungs and again changing the levels of pH.

Of course there is always poor hygiene which would cause bad smells and tastes the same way that if anyone goes for a run or to the gym and gets sweaty then a bad smell is given off exactly the same accours down below.

If you were to be of complete health have a healthy balanced diet, non smoker and took regular physical activity then the taste of a vagina should be neutral and almost taste of nothing. "

Are you some sort of expert on this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha wouldnt say I'm an expert on it, I just seam to know lots of useless random information not much use in life itself but pretty useful in a pub quiz

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

The Holy Grail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz

No, but years ago I did lick one that tasted of glossy magazine "

How times have changed

Fuzz

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz

No, but years ago I did lick one that tasted of glossy magazine

How times have changed

Fuzz"

Yet to taste one that I didn’t just love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone licked pussy that tastes like mobile phone screen?!?............

No? Just me then

Fuzz

I suppose a phone screen has sweat and dead skin cells on it

So yea can see where your coming from"

Well that's an attractive way to describe it. Is that really what you think of when you think of how a pussy taste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As they spend that much time down there. I guess i must taste amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again.

Just people of a larger size need to be aware . Interestingly people of all sizes can have things such as BV that affect the smell of vaginas. The "cabbage" cunt I was talking about wasn't overly large.... interestingly the beautiful BBW I played with the other week had the nicest tasting pussy I had ever come across so don't make this thread about size please "

was just going to say!

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Our worst was a meet at ours, they lied on there profile, she a size ten, more like twenty ten? Any they arrived, when I saw her size, actually they were expecting us to turn them away, after all they’d travelled from Cumbria to Leicestershire so I invited them in? There was an odour, so politely ask if they would shower to freshen up, they declined, but without a doubt, her pussy smelt of rotten flesh. We didn’t play with them. It’s a pity some people who are of a larger size need to be aware, in swinging hygiene is a must. We’ve not heard from them again.

Just people of a larger size need to be aware . Interestingly people of all sizes can have things such as BV that affect the smell of vaginas. The "cabbage" cunt I was talking about wasn't overly large.... interestingly the beautiful BBW I played with the other week had the nicest tasting pussy I had ever come across so don't make this thread about size please

was just going to say!"

Anyone of any size will start to stink if they have poor or non existent personal hygiene. Being a larger person has absolutely nothing to do with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are hundreds of different factors that can change the way a vaginas smells and tastes, first of which is the mentality and thoughts of the person doing the tasting so to speak. If someone is very attracted to another person they tend to think positive thoughts and relate it to something that they like.

If there are very strong smells and tastes then there is usually something up, usually their pH levels but dependant of weather there is anything more serious at work pelvic inflammatory disease or BV and other such things as simple as yeast invections.

Another reason for this is the diet that the person may have, if they eat lots of a acidic foods then there will be more acidic ph levels again making it taste and smell different.

And one thing that many don't realise is that people who smoke also have a different smelling and tasting vagina due to the chemicals within cigarettes that are absorbed into the blood stream through the lungs and again changing the levels of pH.

Of course there is always poor hygiene which would cause bad smells and tastes the same way that if anyone goes for a run or to the gym and gets sweaty then a bad smell is given off exactly the same accours down below.

If you were to be of complete health have a healthy balanced diet, non smoker and took regular physical activity then the taste of a vagina should be neutral and almost taste of nothing. "

Ah! If Gillian McKeith had just mentioned vaginas, we all might've taken more note!

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By *aribRockMan
over a year ago

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Having devoured your pussy Bullet on numerous occasions over the years I must say your sweet delicious fruit burst taste has been consistent and of the highest calibre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having devoured your pussy Bullet on numerous occasions over the years I must say your sweet delicious fruit burst taste has been consistent and of the highest calibre. "

Reading that has just made me think about licking you head to ass to cock! Mmmmmmm.

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

Tastes like quim !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a certain musky taste that women have and I like it.

I like when you can smell it long after you have been lapping it up.

Also like it when you can taste her getting wetter and her wetness becomes stringy and slightly thicken and you can actually slurp it right up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now that's detail!

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge


"If it tastes like bread she has a yeast infection "

Put half a kilo of mulched apples with half a bag of sugar inside her and wait a week!!

I just love sweet Dicken's Cider..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tastes like heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading an old article in Thought Catalog where they ask 45 people to describe the taste of vagina...

Anything and everything from a 9volt battery to ham, vinegar, mashed potatoes, an open wound, salad dressing and of course fish!

What say you about your last mouthful? "

Last week she squirted strawberry juice down there to my surprise but man a 9v battery? She must have been hitting the chick stick hard

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