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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/06/18 16:19:25]

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sounds like a Bond villain!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 12/06/18 16:19:25]"

Damn typos...I'll start again.

I have been informed today that apparently I think I have a golden fanny...well I suppose gold does go alongside a Ruby rather well

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

gold fanny, and very nice boots wow

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Removed by poster at 12/06/18 16:19:25]

Damn typos...I'll start again.

I have been informed today that apparently I think I have a golden fanny...well I suppose gold does go alongside a Ruby rather well "

Perfect for a Golden Shower then

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

You should ask for a fanny transplant , then you could weigh it in and use the cash to buy some diamonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you date King Midas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds amazing! Bit what constitutes a gold fanny? My pubes go golden ginger in the summer...does that count? Unfortunately they're more silver in the winter but I feckin rock it!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like winning a golden ticket out of a chocolate bar

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Dang did you have to put Dame Shirley in my head? Puts a whole new slant on Pussy Galore too!!

And Peach? Pics or it doesn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pure 24 carat it is too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dang did you have to put Dame Shirley in my head? Puts a whole new slant on Pussy Galore too!!

And Peach? Pics or it doesn't happen "

hahahaha! For you....maybe I will

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds like the fab equivalent of an Oscar

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"[Removed by poster at 12/06/18 16:19:25]

Damn typos...I'll start again.

I have been informed today that apparently I think I have a golden fanny...well I suppose gold does go alongside a Ruby rather well "

Explanation please?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Dang did you have to put Dame Shirley in my head? Puts a whole new slant on Pussy Galore too!!

And Peach? Pics or it doesn't happen

hahahaha! For you....maybe I will

Peach x"

*Baits breath*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This sounds like the fab equivalent of an Oscar"

It was said in a derogatory capacity l, in no way whatsoever was it meant as a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should ask for a fanny transplant , then you could weigh it in and use the cash to buy some diamonds "

Suppose I could go to cash convertors

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"This sounds like the fab equivalent of an Oscar

It was said in a derogatory capacity l, in no way whatsoever was it meant as a compliment."

How was it derogatory? If they'd said you had a fake plastic fanny or a chipboard fanny I'd understand but surely a golden fanny is a good thing?

What am I missing ? ( mines been laminated x)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This sounds like the fab equivalent of an Oscar

It was said in a derogatory capacity l, in no way whatsoever was it meant as a compliment.

How was it derogatory? If they'd said you had a fake plastic fanny or a chipboard fanny I'd understand but surely a golden fanny is a good thing?

What am I missing ? ( mines been laminated x)"

Prefer to glaze that juicy pussy xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This sounds like the fab equivalent of an Oscar

It was said in a derogatory capacity l, in no way whatsoever was it meant as a compliment.

How was it derogatory? If they'd said you had a fake plastic fanny or a chipboard fanny I'd understand but surely a golden fanny is a good thing?

What am I missing ? ( mines been laminated x)"

It was apparently because of my attitude. He thought I was up my own arse and that I thought I had a golden fanny. I'm truly not like that at all but hey ho.

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By *aphiraFabWoman
over a year ago

Poole

This a brand new term and I bloody love it.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Golden is better than a blue waffle!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Gold Minge(r) Shirley...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gold Minge(r) Shirley..."

Haha witty

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"This sounds like the fab equivalent of an Oscar

It was said in a derogatory capacity l, in no way whatsoever was it meant as a compliment.

How was it derogatory? If they'd said you had a fake plastic fanny or a chipboard fanny I'd understand but surely a golden fanny is a good thing?

What am I missing ? ( mines been laminated x)"

A Chipboard Fanny

I'm going to use that.

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

Golden fanny, too precious to let any old cock in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This sounds like the fab equivalent of an Oscar

It was said in a derogatory capacity l, in no way whatsoever was it meant as a compliment.

How was it derogatory? If they'd said you had a fake plastic fanny or a chipboard fanny I'd understand but surely a golden fanny is a good thing?

What am I missing ? ( mines been laminated x)

A Chipboard Fanny

I'm going to use that."

Ouch, that makes me think about spelks!.....how painful would that be

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"This sounds like the fab equivalent of an Oscar

It was said in a derogatory capacity l, in no way whatsoever was it meant as a compliment.

How was it derogatory? If they'd said you had a fake plastic fanny or a chipboard fanny I'd understand but surely a golden fanny is a good thing?

What am I missing ? ( mines been laminated x)

A Chipboard Fanny

I'm going to use that.

Ouch, that makes me think about spelks!.....how painful would that be "

Wtf is a Spelk? That sounds like Wildling talk to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds amazing! Bit what constitutes a gold fanny? My pubes go golden ginger in the summer...does that count? Unfortunately they're more silver in the winter but I feckin rock it!

Peach x"

That photo in the leggings.

Wow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This sounds like the fab equivalent of an Oscar

It was said in a derogatory capacity l, in no way whatsoever was it meant as a compliment.

How was it derogatory? If they'd said you had a fake plastic fanny or a chipboard fanny I'd understand but surely a golden fanny is a good thing?

What am I missing ? ( mines been laminated x)

A Chipboard Fanny

I'm going to use that.

Ouch, that makes me think about spelks!.....how painful would that be

Wtf is a Spelk? That sounds like Wildling talk to me."

Noun. spelk (plural spelks) (Northern English) A splinter, usually of wood. (Northern English) A wooden splinter caught under the skin.

Oh you southerners know nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can give a golden shower. Its half right.

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"You should ask for a fanny transplant , then you could weigh it in and use the cash to buy some diamonds

Suppose I could go to cash convertors "

Not a word I usually use, but surely you mean Gash Converters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We shall see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gold Minge(r) Shirley..."
golden sliver brazil all lovely ladies keep it fun together

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ah Ruby I miss you. Not just Perving at your pix

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