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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To be honest to everyone I have non smoker on my profile....

But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.

I like to smoke cigars while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.

I will sometimes smoke a cigarette if I’m drinking with friends and I see them smoking. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.

I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and smoked a cigarette after meeting swingers that smoke...

Now I class myself as a non smoker because

I never have bought a pack of cigarettes...

I will never smoke alone....

If cigarettes are not around me , I have no cravings...

I don’t smoke everyday and can go years without smoking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a smoker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I wouldn’t class you as a smoker, a social smoker

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Apparently if you smoke 1 cigarette a year you're a smoker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just condense what you have written here, add it to your profile, and let people make up their own minds.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"To be honest to everyone I have non smoker on my profile....

But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.

I like to smoke cigars while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.

I will sometimes smoke a cigarette if I’m drinking with friends and I see them smoking. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.

I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and smoked a cigarette after meeting swingers that smoke...

Now I class myself as a non smoker because

I never have bought a pack of cigarettes...

I will never smoke alone....

If cigarettes are not around me , I have no cravings...

I don’t smoke everyday and can go years without smoking...."

Nowt worse than someone who "doesn't smoke" and uses that as an excuse not to buy any! Put your hand in your pocket you ponce!

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

Same question as the regular bisexual or playful bi on here

You are what you feel most comfortable with. Don't worry about labels or titles. You're you and you're social habits are just a very small part of who you are

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By *ex mad ladMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Is vaping worst then smoking?

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Personally I wouldn’t class you as a smoker, a social smoker "

Unfortunately, FAB doesn't have that option.

OP - You are a smoker. You smoke more than I do a year (never had a cigarette), so you can't be classed as a non smoker!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Yes agree, you are a smoker

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is vaping worst then smoking?"

No idea on the health side, but think they shouldn't be used in places where cigarettes are banned, don't want that vapour wafting over me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoker.... Albeit a social one. I can understand why you'd say you were a non smoker though. A social smoker choice would be a good option

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By *oloandsaabWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Of course you are a smoker can't believe you felt the need to ask the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a smoker and a ponce too. That's what we call people who only smoke other people's fags. Nothing personal but you did say you had never brought a packet of fags. I gave up 2 years ago and I am an ex smoker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social smoker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a gadget out that heats the tobacco, smokeless and steamless

think its on google

iqos

or

heets

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"To be honest to everyone I have non smoker on my profile....

But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.

I like to smoke cigars while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.

I will sometimes smoke a cigarette if I’m drinking with friends and I see them smoking. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.

I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and smoked a cigarette after meeting swingers that smoke...

Now I class myself as a non smoker because

I never have bought a pack of cigarettes...

I will never smoke alone....

If cigarettes are not around me , I have no cravings...

I don’t smoke everyday and can go years without smoking...."

You're not a smoker.

But your friends might consider you a fag scab

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"Just condense what you have written here, add it to your profile, and let people make up their own minds."

Yes, I hate the smell of cigarettes. But if had been a few days, and I assume you would wash/brush your teeth during that period, then it would not really matter.

Unless you wished to smoke whilst meeting someone. In that case you would be right back in the "smoker" category.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a reacreational smoker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently if you smoke 1 cigarette a year you're a smoker "

I know right! I bet if you only have sex once a year you're a virgin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YOURE A SMOKER. Get over it.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


" To be honest to everyone I have STRAIGHT on my profile....

But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.

I like to SUCK COCK while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.

I will sometimes TAKE A COCK UP MY ARSE if I’m drinking with friends and I see them GETTING FUCKED. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.

I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and RIMMING A NICE ARSEHOLE after meeting swingers that RIM...

Now I class myself as STRAIGHT because

I never have BEEN COTTAGING...

I will never WANK alone TO GAY PORN....

If COCKS are not around me , I have no cravings...

I don’t SUCK COCK everyday and can go years without COCK...."

The gentleman doth protest too much

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"You're a smoker."

^^^^^^^^^^^. Nice and easy one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" To be honest to everyone I have STRAIGHT on my profile....

But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.

I like to SUCK COCK while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.

I will sometimes TAKE A COCK UP MY ARSE if I’m drinking with friends and I see them GETTING FUCKED. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.

I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and RIMMING A NICE ARSEHOLE after meeting swingers that RIM...

Now I class myself as STRAIGHT because

I never have BEEN COTTAGING...

I will never WANK alone TO GAY PORN....

If COCKS are not around me , I have no cravings...

I don’t SUCK COCK everyday and can go years without COCK....

The gentleman doth protest too much"

You’re a trouble maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of non smokers turn

Out to be smokers!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


" To be honest to everyone I have STRAIGHT on my profile....

But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.

I like to SUCK COCK while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.

I will sometimes TAKE A COCK UP MY ARSE if I’m drinking with friends and I see them GETTING FUCKED. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.

I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and RIMMING A NICE ARSEHOLE after meeting swingers that RIM...

Now I class myself as STRAIGHT because

I never have BEEN COTTAGING...

I will never WANK alone TO GAY PORN....

If COCKS are not around me , I have no cravings...

I don’t SUCK COCK everyday and can go years without COCK....

The gentleman doth protest too much

You’re a trouble maker "

But seriously you wouldn’t look at that and agree they’re straight so why even consider you’re a non smoker - you clearly are!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you inhale?

What would Bill Clinton say?

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies


" To be honest to everyone I have STRAIGHT on my profile....

But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.

I like to SUCK COCK while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.

I will sometimes TAKE A COCK UP MY ARSE if I’m drinking with friends and I see them GETTING FUCKED. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.

I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and RIMMING A NICE ARSEHOLE after meeting swingers that RIM...

Now I class myself as STRAIGHT because

I never have BEEN COTTAGING...

I will never WANK alone TO GAY PORN....

If COCKS are not around me , I have no cravings...

I don’t SUCK COCK everyday and can go years without COCK....

The gentleman doth protest too much

You’re a trouble maker

But seriously you wouldn’t look at that and agree they’re straight so why even consider you’re a non smoker - you clearly are!! "

pretty much this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say you are a social smoker, but given the infrequency and going on a the assumption that your occasional ‘treat’ doesn’t infilatrate into your Fab life, I would say it’s reasonable to say you are a non-smoker for the purposes of your profile. I don’t think there’s a need for pedancy in swinging.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's actually a really easy test.

If you smoke, you're a smoker.

If you don't smoke, you're a non smoker.

This test can be adapted to other things too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say you are a social smoker, but given the infrequency and going on a the assumption that your occasional ‘treat’ doesn’t infilatrate into your Fab life, I would say it’s reasonable to say you are a non-smoker for the purposes of your profile. I don’t think there’s a need for pedancy in swinging.

Mrs"

I would also add that my definition of the term ‘smoker’ is someone who smokes daily. However people will have different definitions, but at the end of the day it’s a minor point if you aren’t going to be smelling of tobacco in your meets.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would say you are a social smoker, but given the infrequency and going on a the assumption that your occasional ‘treat’ doesn’t infilatrate into your Fab life, I would say it’s reasonable to say you are a non-smoker for the purposes of your profile. I don’t think there’s a need for pedancy in swinging.

Mrs

I would also add that my definition of the term ‘smoker’ is someone who smokes daily. However people will have different definitions, but at the end of the day it’s a minor point if you aren’t going to be smelling of tobacco in your meets.

Mrs"

This is the problem I’m having.....

I usually only do last minute meets and if I meet someone late night after drinking. I would not want to show up smelling like smoke....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say you are a social smoker, but given the infrequency and going on a the assumption that your occasional ‘treat’ doesn’t infilatrate into your Fab life, I would say it’s reasonable to say you are a non-smoker for the purposes of your profile. I don’t think there’s a need for pedancy in swinging.

Mrs"

*pedantry

Sorry, couldn't resist. Carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say you are a social smoker, but given the infrequency and going on a the assumption that your occasional ‘treat’ doesn’t infilatrate into your Fab life, I would say it’s reasonable to say you are a non-smoker for the purposes of your profile. I don’t think there’s a need for pedancy in swinging.

Mrs

I would also add that my definition of the term ‘smoker’ is someone who smokes daily. However people will have different definitions, but at the end of the day it’s a minor point if you aren’t going to be smelling of tobacco in your meets.

Mrs

This is the problem I’m having.....

I usually only do last minute meets and if I meet someone late night after drinking. I would not want to show up smelling like smoke....

"

Arh, well if there’s a high risk you will show up to a meet smelling like a smoker, then you probably are a smoker - until you give up for the winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say you are a social smoker, but given the infrequency and going on a the assumption that your occasional ‘treat’ doesn’t infilatrate into your Fab life, I would say it’s reasonable to say you are a non-smoker for the purposes of your profile. I don’t think there’s a need for pedancy in swinging.

Mrs

*pedantry

Sorry, couldn't resist. Carry on. "

I honestly don’t know which is correct. I’ll take your word for it lol

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