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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bite it off lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"bite it off lol"

LOL - no way - it was so bad you wouldn't have wanted it any where near your mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pull it so hard...... stretch it as far as it can go...... stuff in his mouth ... and watch him gag.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I felt ill and leave...

wha did you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Back off, get dressed and go home......could be in any order but you get the jist

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"pull it so hard...... stretch it as far as it can go...... stuff in his mouth ... and watch him gag.......

"

Thats good - wish I had thought of that - just kinda ran away!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

find it repulsive that anybody would even show up for a meet without any regard to personal hygiene, would have told him to his face that it was disgusting(so he knows why) and left

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"find it repulsive that anybody would even show up for a meet without any regard to personal hygiene, would have told him to his face that it was disgusting(so he knows why) and left"

I did consider asking him to wash then thought - no way - he should have been clean anyway - made excuses and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"find it repulsive that anybody would even show up for a meet without any regard to personal hygiene, would have told him to his face that it was disgusting(so he knows why) and left

I did consider asking him to wash then thought - no way - he should have been clean anyway - made excuses and left"

asking him to wash should not have been a consideration, its more of an expectation on any meet to be clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?"

If his cock was dirty then more than likely there would be other bad hygiene indicators so not sure we would ever have got this far in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No excuse for bad hygiene!! Iv'e noticed at the swingers club some guys show up with BO!Then wonder why no one wants to play with them.

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?

If his cock was dirty then more than likely there would be other bad hygiene indicators so not sure we would ever have got this far in the first place "

You would have thought so but he seemed really clean, didn't smell or anything - wouldn't have touched him with a barge pole otherwise - obviously!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"No excuse for bad hygiene!! Iv'e noticed at the swingers club some guys show up with BO!Then wonder why no one wants to play with them."

Oh that soooo true,there is a guy that we have seen at a club numerous times,he REEKS and wears the same clothes every time we have seen him

Hubby has loudly mentioned the pong in the area a few times but he has'nt taken the hint yet

It makes my stomach turn to think what must be festering in his pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?"

Luckily I never get that far.....

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?

Luckily I never get that far..... "

Hi!!!!

Glad to hear that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a public hosing is the answer.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?

Luckily I never get that far.....

Hi!!!!

Glad to hear that!"

and Hi too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terminate the meet,no if's or but's.

Theres no excuse for filth!

XXXX

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?"

I would tell him. If he comes for a meet with a dirty smelly cock he needs to be told. Well really he should not need to be told. After telling him I would show him the door.

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By *umpPumpyMan
over a year ago

London


"find it repulsive that anybody would even show up for a meet without any regard to personal hygiene, would have told him to his face that it was disgusting(so he knows why) and left

I did consider asking him to wash then thought - no way - he should have been clean anyway - made excuses and left"

How do you make an excuse then leave when you are just about to suck his cock!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"find it repulsive that anybody would even show up for a meet without any regard to personal hygiene, would have told him to his face that it was disgusting(so he knows why) and left

I did consider asking him to wash then thought - no way - he should have been clean anyway - made excuses and left

How do you make an excuse then leave when you are just about to suck his cock!!! lol"

explain that you are really into sucking cock covered in bleach..

no need for another word...

said 'filthy stinking rancid piece of fleshy man sausage' with shrivel within a nano second..

next question for Fab's very own 'ask Deidre'

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?"

If we are talking it's obviously not been washed for a day or two...I like to think I would have noticed that the person it was attached to wasn't clean and fresh and not get as far as trying to put his cock in my mouth in the first place.

If we are talking it has some dried juice on because they'd had a quicky beforehand or he was just a dribbler.... I'd peel it off... whoops.... no seriously, I'd ask them politely (but fairly straight) if they minded going to freshen up... and may be join them in the shower to help get the job done right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?

If we are talking it's obviously not been washed for a day or two...I like to think I would have noticed that the person it was attached to wasn't clean and fresh and not get as far as trying to put his cock in my mouth in the first place.

If we are talking it has some dried juice on because they'd had a quicky beforehand or he was just a dribbler.... I'd peel it off... whoops.... no seriously, I'd ask them politely (but fairly straight) if they minded going to freshen up... and may be join them in the shower to help get the job done right "

That was a well reasoned response Polo. All the posts above stopped short of publicly executing the guy but it may well have been that he'd just been for a leak and didn't freshen up or had, like you said, knocked one out earlier and had traces of it on him.

I do wish that when people tell of their bad experiences that they put a little more detail into it instead of giving as little as possible and expecting the Spanish Inquisition to support them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably would have retched like hell and run

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?

If we are talking it's obviously not been washed for a day or two...I like to think I would have noticed that the person it was attached to wasn't clean and fresh and not get as far as trying to put his cock in my mouth in the first place.

If we are talking it has some dried juice on because they'd had a quicky beforehand or he was just a dribbler.... I'd peel it off... whoops.... no seriously, I'd ask them politely (but fairly straight) if they minded going to freshen up... and may be join them in the shower to help get the job done right

That was a well reasoned response Polo. All the posts above stopped short of publicly executing the guy but it may well have been that he'd just been for a leak and didn't freshen up or had, like you said, knocked one out earlier and had traces of it on him.

I do wish that when people tell of their bad experiences that they put a little more detail into it instead of giving as little as possible and expecting the Spanish Inquisition to support them."

Good job I left out the bit about if it was covered in poo because he'd been bumming the dog....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But surely if your going for a meet, and you squeeze out an easy one before hand, wouldn't you make sure its clean before you go out? I can't imagine going out and not making sure its immaculately turned out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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That was a well reasoned response Polo. All the posts above stopped short of publicly executing the guy "

I would have just shot the bitchboy.. think referred to as rule 7 on another thread.. bit harsh .. soap and water easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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That was a well reasoned response Polo. All the posts above stopped short of publicly executing the guy

I would have just shot the bitchboy.. think referred to as rule 7 on another thread.. bit harsh .. soap and water easier. "

An unwashed dick is nowhere near as bad as PsychoBabe boiling ya bunny is it. Come on now, be fair. hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know without a fact... Mrs Notts would just get up,, get dressed, give me that look that says pack yer bags your dead... for even putting her in the situation, she'd then be polite and say... Been warm today and then we'd leave...

No excuses on that score lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That was a well reasoned response Polo. All the posts above stopped short of publicly executing the guy

I would have just shot the bitchboy.. think referred to as rule 7 on another thread.. bit harsh .. soap and water easier.

An unwashed dick is nowhere near as bad as PsychoBabe boiling ya bunny is it. Come on now, be fair. hehehe "

lol ..... alleged bunny boiler .. hehehe.. but his cock allegedly was stinking and covered in sores and grim ...

okies, I made the last bit up for dramatic effect.....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"But surely if your going for a meet, and you squeeze out an easy one before hand, wouldn't you make sure its clean before you go out? I can't imagine going out and not making sure its immaculately turned out

"

OK - so you have a wank and then shower before getting ready to go out. Then get in your car and drive for an hour or two or more... needing a pee or two on the way. You meet your meet and go for a drink. An hour or so passes as you talk and flirt. You've now been out of the shower for 3-6 hours and had a few trips to the loo for a pee... and got a bit sweaty in the car. During your conversation... well during a really flirty bit... you find yourself getting aroused in the trouser department and dribble some pre-cum. Your about to head back to their's and just before you get into your cars you have a bit of a snog in the carpark... whoops there's a drip of pre-cum again... never mind the other dribble was an hour ago and has dried into a crust now, so at least this dribble will soften it again

No wonder I like to see guys open the door still dripping from the shower... wearing a towel and a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But surely if your going for a meet, and you squeeze out an easy one before hand, wouldn't you make sure its clean before you go out? I can't imagine going out and not making sure its immaculately turned out

OK - so you have a wank and then shower before getting ready to go out. Then get in your car and drive for an hour or two or more... needing a pee or two on the way. You meet your meet and go for a drink. An hour or so passes as you talk and flirt. You've now been out of the shower for 3-6 hours and had a few trips to the loo for a pee... and got a bit sweaty in the car. During your conversation... well during a really flirty bit... you find yourself getting aroused in the trouser department and dribble some pre-cum. Your about to head back to their's and just before you get into your cars you have a bit of a snog in the carpark... whoops there's a drip of pre-cum again... never mind the other dribble was an hour ago and has dried into a crust now, so at least this dribble will soften it again

No wonder I like to see guys open the door still dripping from the shower... wearing a towel and a smile "

when you arrive at house ... excuse yourself, go to loo , and rinse under tap at the very least ..

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"But surely if your going for a meet, and you squeeze out an easy one before hand, wouldn't you make sure its clean before you go out? I can't imagine going out and not making sure its immaculately turned out

OK - so you have a wank and then shower before getting ready to go out. Then get in your car and drive for an hour or two or more... needing a pee or two on the way. You meet your meet and go for a drink. An hour or so passes as you talk and flirt. You've now been out of the shower for 3-6 hours and had a few trips to the loo for a pee... and got a bit sweaty in the car. During your conversation... well during a really flirty bit... you find yourself getting aroused in the trouser department and dribble some pre-cum. Your about to head back to their's and just before you get into your cars you have a bit of a snog in the carpark... whoops there's a drip of pre-cum again... never mind the other dribble was an hour ago and has dried into a crust now, so at least this dribble will soften it again

No wonder I like to see guys open the door still dripping from the shower... wearing a towel and a smile

when you arrive at house ... excuse yourself, go to loo , and rinse under tap at the very least .. "

Nahhhh... they can cope with sweaty betty minge flaps

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

oh I see what you mean now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But surely if your going for a meet, and you squeeze out an easy one before hand, wouldn't you make sure its clean before you go out? I can't imagine going out and not making sure its immaculately turned out

OK - so you have a wank and then shower before getting ready to go out. Then get in your car and drive for an hour or two or more... needing a pee or two on the way. You meet your meet and go for a drink. An hour or so passes as you talk and flirt. You've now been out of the shower for 3-6 hours and had a few trips to the loo for a pee... and got a bit sweaty in the car. During your conversation... well during a really flirty bit... you find yourself getting aroused in the trouser department and dribble some pre-cum. Your about to head back to their's and just before you get into your cars you have a bit of a snog in the carpark... whoops there's a drip of pre-cum again... never mind the other dribble was an hour ago and has dried into a crust now, so at least this dribble will soften it again

No wonder I like to see guys open the door still dripping from the shower... wearing a towel and a smile

when you arrive at house ... excuse yourself, go to loo , and rinse under tap at the very least ..

Nahhhh... they can cope with sweaty betty minge flaps "

I was speaking from a lads angle.. now I have a picture in my mind ...

lady with leg cocked over sink.. flicking water up....

canna type for laughing

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"But surely if your going for a meet, and you squeeze out an easy one before hand, wouldn't you make sure its clean before you go out? I can't imagine going out and not making sure its immaculately turned out

OK - so you have a wank and then shower before getting ready to go out. Then get in your car and drive for an hour or two or more... needing a pee or two on the way. You meet your meet and go for a drink. An hour or so passes as you talk and flirt. You've now been out of the shower for 3-6 hours and had a few trips to the loo for a pee... and got a bit sweaty in the car. During your conversation... well during a really flirty bit... you find yourself getting aroused in the trouser department and dribble some pre-cum. Your about to head back to their's and just before you get into your cars you have a bit of a snog in the carpark... whoops there's a drip of pre-cum again... never mind the other dribble was an hour ago and has dried into a crust now, so at least this dribble will soften it again

No wonder I like to see guys open the door still dripping from the shower... wearing a towel and a smile

when you arrive at house ... excuse yourself, go to loo , and rinse under tap at the very least ..

Nahhhh... they can cope with sweaty betty minge flaps

I was speaking from a lads angle.. now I have a picture in my mind ...

lady with leg cocked over sink.. flicking water up....

canna type for laughing "

Either that or divert their attention and squat over the dog/cat's water bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum always used to say to me when I was a young chap chasing girls, "never sleep with a girl who doesn't clean her teeth, if she can't be bothered to clean whats on show, what states her fairy in"?

You'd be surprised the amount of swinging couples we've chatted to who have bad breath n dirty teeth

K&T xx xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?"

Probably puked - dirty barstuard !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?

Probably puked - dirty barstuard !"

You would think someone who works in a Bar would have a high level of Hygiene?

K&T xx xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone did not have enough respect for me to come clean and fresh when we were going to be having physical contact, then i would deem it fair to not have enough respect for him to save his feelings.

He would therefore be told that he was a dirty barsteward and to get away from me lol

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By *obby9incherMan
over a year ago

harbury

soap and water is cheap, as are deoderants and aftershaves. NO EXCUSE FOR BEING A STINKER !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?"

would pull on my marigolds.....get some bleachy water and a scrubbing brush...n give it a good scrub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"soap and water is cheap, as are deoderants and aftershaves. NO EXCUSE FOR BEING A STINKER !!"

Old spice is well expensive... Only wear it for the first meet, after that its Brut....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"soap and water is cheap, as are deoderants and aftershaves. NO EXCUSE FOR BEING A STINKER !!

Old spice is well expensive... Only wear it for the first meet, after that its Brut.... "

Prefer Hai Karate myself

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By *ecretservice1Couple
over a year ago

Camberley

For a man or women to smell like that just gives you an idea of how little regard they have for themselfs as well as others and if it smells and is dirty what else is lurking around that area ???

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