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Accidents on meets (to property)

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By *obbi_sutherland OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Dornoch

There's been a fair few sexual injuries and accidents threads so thought I would do a property one.

Just back from a meet where when applying my lipstick in his bathroom, t didn't realise that he had a cork bath mat.

Unfortunately, I only noticed when I tried to move that my heels were stabbed into the cork.

I did eventually free myself (without falling over) and though oops, easy to fix, I'll just turn the mat over he'll never notice.

This planned proved flawed when it became apparent that the heels had made holes right the way through the mat.

So I had to confess. Luckily it gave him a reason for punishing a naughty girl!

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD

Busted a plasterboard wall ,put hole in it with the bed frame banging against it and it was at her friends flat she was flat sitting , luckily it was an easy fix and having only been painted a week before there was paint left there , stuck a pillow behind it for the thanks for fixing it round when she got home from work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found a little pooh on my living room carpet after a party we had. Can only presume there was some anal play going on in there

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By *oloandsaabWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Found a little pooh on my living room carpet after a party we had. Can only presume there was some anal play going on in there "

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Found a little pooh on my living room carpet after a party we had. Can only presume there was some anal play going on in there "

Nice to wake up too lol.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"Found a little pooh on my living room carpet after a party we had. Can only presume there was some anal play going on in there "

That's disgusting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep tell me about it!! Needless to say the carpet cleaner was brought out asap.

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Yep tell me about it!! Needless to say the carpet cleaner was brought out asap. "

Kin hell. Its bad enough when of the cats has done it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was only a little nugget. Still not keen on picking poop up mind no matter what size hahaha

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"It was only a little nugget. Still not keen on picking poop up mind no matter what size hahaha "

Definitely not lol.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"It was only a little nugget. Still not keen on picking poop up mind no matter what size hahaha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My former FWB broke my bathroom light pulley switch I had to get an emergency electrician out (off my insurance company) to fix it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Found a little pooh on my living room carpet after a party we had. Can only presume there was some anal play going on in there "

Makes you wander people’s hygiene is like

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"It was only a little nugget. Still not keen on picking poop up mind no matter what size hahaha "

Better than finding it by standing on it!

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By *oloandsaabWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Yep tell me about it!! Needless to say the carpet cleaner was brought out asap.

Kin hell. Its bad enough when of the cats has done it."

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"It was only a little nugget. Still not keen on picking poop up mind no matter what size hahaha "

brilliant

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Met two girls I'd known for a while in Cornwall a few years ago.

Was running late and caught (ambushed) in a mobile speed trap at 129mph on the A30 which was another story - 5 police cars waiting at the end of the dual carriageway - the judge was kind and walked away with 6 points and £300 fine, £450 for solicitor at Bodmin Magistrates.

When I finally arrived and not knowing the layout of thier house in the dark instead of walking into the toilet, I stepped blindly off the top step in the dark landing at the front door breaking the frame.

A very very enjoyable weekend was had but on top of the speeding issue was out of pocket for a door frame repair £350.

They refused to let me pay but I insisted and only right to do so.

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