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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

You're hosting a couple and they text you to say they are on the way, then the next message asks "do you have any bananas?"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’d assume:

A) they want to use them in sploshing sex

B) they have a chimp with them

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By *ida8780Couple
over a year ago

any town

Maybe they are hungry

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

they like eating them?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

They are low on potassium?

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By *vengers seekingCouple
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I’d assume:

A) they want to use them in sploshing sex

B) they have a chimp with them "

Exactly, i assumed A. Or that they wanted to use it as a dildo in the very least.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"They are low on potassium? "

Basically yeah.

We didn't so i replied. "No but we've got a cucumber".

Then there was an awkward reply where they said they just fancied eating a banana

Hence the thread.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

They didn't have a dildo to hand to show a preview of deepthroating skills

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Make sure you keep the skins on!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"They are low on potassium?

Basically yeah.

We didn't so i replied. "No but we've got a cucumber".

Then there was an awkward reply where they said they just fancied eating a banana

Hence the thread."

Haha...love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are low on potassium?

Basically yeah.

We didn't so i replied. "No but we've got a cucumber".

Then there was an awkward reply where they said they just fancied eating a banana

Hence the thread."

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you providing them with dinner? Bit cheeky of them really XXX

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"They are low on potassium?

Basically yeah.

We didn't so i replied. "No but we've got a cucumber".

Then there was an awkward reply where they said they just fancied eating a banana

Hence the thread."

Excellent reply!!!

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Were you providing them with dinner? Bit cheeky of them really XXX"

Nope they just really like bananas

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Were you providing them with dinner? Bit cheeky of them really XXX

Nope they just really like bananas "

We have probably had more meets than most and I can honestly say we haven’t ever been asked if we have any bananas for a meet to eat beacause they fancied one .

If they are on the way to meet us , and are thinking about eating a banana , I would be pretty dissapointed that it was felt important enough to message us about in to be honest .

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Were you providing them with dinner? Bit cheeky of them really XXX

Nope they just really like bananas

We have probably had more meets than most and I can honestly say we haven’t ever been asked if we have any bananas for a meet to eat beacause they fancied one .

If they are on the way to meet us , and are thinking about eating a banana , I would be pretty dissapointed that it was felt important enough to message us about in to be honest ."

Put yourself in their shoes-o shit I forgot my bananas..you know I get the shakes before I perform without a nana...ASK THEM,ASK THEM IF THEY HAVE BANANAS...im not doing that they're going to think we are weird....im going to txt them...i need a banana so bad just look at my hands.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Were you providing them with dinner? Bit cheeky of them really XXX

Nope they just really like bananas

We have probably had more meets than most and I can honestly say we haven’t ever been asked if we have any bananas for a meet to eat beacause they fancied one .

If they are on the way to meet us , and are thinking about eating a banana , I would be pretty dissapointed that it was felt important enough to message us about in to be honest .

Put yourself in their shoes-o shit I forgot my bananas..you know I get the shakes before I perform without a nana...ASK THEM,ASK THEM IF THEY HAVE BANANAS...im not doing that they're going to think we are weird....im going to txt them...i need a banana so bad just look at my hands."

PMSL !

So funny

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Were you providing them with dinner? Bit cheeky of them really XXX

Nope they just really like bananas

We have probably had more meets than most and I can honestly say we haven’t ever been asked if we have any bananas for a meet to eat beacause they fancied one .

If they are on the way to meet us , and are thinking about eating a banana , I would be pretty dissapointed that it was felt important enough to message us about in to be honest .

Put yourself in their shoes-o shit I forgot my bananas..you know I get the shakes before I perform without a nana...ASK THEM,ASK THEM IF THEY HAVE BANANAS...im not doing that they're going to think we are weird....im going to txt them...i need a banana so bad just look at my hands.

PMSL !

So funny "

They stopped at a garage on the way and got some. They were both pretty health conscious, which is a good thing. As long as they weren't thinking about bananas during the meet.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Boost of energy for the expected stamina draining time ahead ?

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