FabSwingers.com forum: I fuck like a demon etc

By *otSoNewWalesCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Is proudly bigging up your own supposed sexual prowess just a wee bit naff or is it OK? Does it scream of desperate insecurity or self-assuredness? Does the adage 'self praise is no praise at all' apply or is it all part of the advertising process?

The floor is open for debate...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Who cares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if you can back up your claim I suppose

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

I find it depends on what i have to work with. And i would suggest you have gorgious canvas to paint on. Mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually all talk no action !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never say anything that I didn’t think I could back up.

I would hate to go into a meet with me saying I could do this, I could do that, when I couldn’t...sets it up for disappointment then.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Halfway through my profile text I specifically mention that I avoid making any such exaggerated claims which I’m guessing goes down better than if I did....

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By *iveshowcoupleCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

We have always laughed at this kind of saddo message. We got one recently from a guy who boasted about giving me the best fuck of my life.

Since we have a couples profile another way to interpret that message was a boast that he was better than my husband.

So in fact he was looking for a meet by insulting my husband.

Blocked.lol

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

A little bit of self assuredness and confidence is nice...

bragging, cocky, egotistical poseurs are a no thank you

but personally I let my veris do the talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

Pretty crap even at full power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

No idea

No seriously, I have no idea either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One shouldn't need to tell others of your confidence. I feel those that shout do so because others no longer are listening. It should naturally come, through the way you walk, listen, act, talk about others and surely ones profile cross referenced by verifications can be a good litmus test. Just my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

No idea

No seriously, I have no idea either!"

Depends if it's been cleaned regularly or not

Always check the fuse too... some have a short life and are quick to blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

Pretty crap even at full power"

So you've tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

No idea

No seriously, I have no idea either!

Depends if it's been cleaned regularly or not

Always check the fuse too... some have a short life and are quick to blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh at some verifications where the guy takes it as an opportunity to tell everyone how much he made a lady cum, squirt and scream his name all night long.

Than tells other guys to treat this lady with respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

No idea

No seriously, I have no idea either!"

You should try and let us all know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

No idea

No seriously, I have no idea either!

You should try and let us all know

Do they come with different size hoses? If not maybe try HENRY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

Pretty crap even at full power

So you've tired

No, but my carpet suggests it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts me right off a profile. Unless they mean they'll dress up in something demonic for a kinky role play

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I really don't get the whole bigging yourself up ...setting yourself up for an epic fail

..you may be a sex god to 1 person but to another it just doesn't click the same way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

No idea

No seriously, I have no idea either!

You should try and let us all know

Do they come with different size hoses? If not maybe try HENRY

Henrietta is much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

Pretty crap even at full power

So you've tired

No, but my carpet suggests it does"

You can come do my carpet if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyson prefer my hetty hover she sucks like a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

Pretty crap even at full power

So you've tired

No, but my carpet suggests it does

You can come do my carpet if you like

"
Haha, someone's lazy with their house chores

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I fuck like a demon on the days I last more the 15 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

Air goes in one end, and comes out the other.

So, you're saying you fart when you suck

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

"Is proudly bigging up your own supposed sexual prowess just a wee bit naff or is it OK? Does it scream of desperate insecurity or self-assuredness? Does the adage 'self praise is no praise at all' apply or is it all part of the advertising process?

The floor is open for debate..."

From experience they can't back up the claims and usually cum very quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always think that if you are havimg to tell people you are something "I am a bit quirky/different/funny"...then you aren't, if you tell people you are a demon in the bedroom..you may be to some...but on here...to people on here, possibly not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

Air goes in one end, and comes out the other.

So, you're saying you fart when you suck

Actually spit my drink out laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares."

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Suggests all speed and no technique.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Who cares."

Feeling that way about most forum threads right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares.

Feeling that way about most forum threads right now!

Let's sandwich together

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Who cares.

Feeling that way about most forum threads right now!

Let's sandwich together

Oh I have special baps for you!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Its the quite ones you need to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could argue that you need to self yourself on this site but seriously, a picture speaks a thousand words and that's all most people look at anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

I guess there is nothing to clean up after... thats nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the quite ones you need to watch.

The ones not in forums

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Its the quite ones you need to watch.

The ones not in forums"

Maybe,maybe not who knows

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

"Its the quite ones you need to watch.

The ones not in forums

Maybe,maybe not who knows

Oh i want to become a fly in your web. (Been said before has'ent it?) Slops off to blush in a corners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex tried to insult me by saying I 'fuck like a pornstar'. I took it as a total compliment and my FB agreed. Therefore I quote it at every opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duracell bunny haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares.

Feeling that way about most forum threads right now!

Let's sandwich together

Oh I have special baps for you!

Need a sausage filling me lady?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"My ex tried to insult me by saying I 'fuck like a pornstar'. I took it as a total compliment and my FB agreed. Therefore I quote it at every opportunity

Which porn star? Not one of the blokes I hope

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

The floor is open for debate..."

Bigging it up with the hope of said bragging improving the chances of a meet (they hope). The thing is can they back it up? In many cases we guess not. They'll be an absolute flop or a no show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to underplay my skills.

Of which i have few

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

I prefer to leave others to judge.

Nominations for the Sex Factor panal please.

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

'I fuck like a demon'.

Really?

Lucifer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bla bla

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By *_TelfordMan
over a year ago

Telford

Egos are a huge turn off for us, so boasting like that usually gets a “god she’s full of herself” and move on.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Who cares.

Feeling that way about most forum threads right now!

Let's sandwich together

Oh I have special baps for you!

Need a sausage filling me lady?

Oh I'm always in the market for a good quality sausage.....

Snigger snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex tried to insult me by saying I 'fuck like a pornstar'. I took it as a total compliment and my FB agreed. Therefore I quote it at every opportunity

Which porn star? Not one of the blokes I hope

I have no clue. I took it that he meant a slutty female one lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the quiet ones you look out for as they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i tell em im crap . Then its a great suprise when i turn out too be fooking fantastic

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

The proof is always in the pudding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incubus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

No idea

No seriously, I have no idea either!

You should try and let us all know

Do they come with different size hoses? If not maybe try HENRY

EDWARD is bigger than HENRY and more powerful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count

. Seriously what does a Dyson suck like

No idea

No seriously, I have no idea either!

You should try and let us all know

Do they come with different size hoses? If not maybe try HENRY

EDWARD is bigger than HENRY and more powerful

Well I can't look at hoovers the same way again

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